The slashbot janitors are admitted to Heaven through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several of them are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy.
"And so," says St. Peter to Hemos, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
"Well," says Hemos, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger."
"OK" says St. Peter, "Dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven."
Micheal admits that "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit."
"OK" says St. Peter, "Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven."
Suddenly, there is some jostling in the line, and Rob Malada is trying to cut in front. "Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.
"Well, your excellency," says the Taco who is trying to improve him position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before John Katz sticks his ass in it!"
Speaking of... I noticed that Katz'es artcles are getting fewer... and fewer... and he's not rated a movie in some time... It's really too bad, he got the slashbot crowd riled up like no legit troll ever could.
WAIT! scratch that, he found an anakin look-alike during the movie and they're "Sword Fighting" and after that he's going to show his new friend "the Force"!
I would dwell in dark and sin... I will make the darkness bright! Whom shall I send? Here I am lord! IS IT I LORD? I have heard you calling in the night! I will go lord if you lead me..... I will hold your people in my Heart!
Yoh Nigga, Howzit my nigga, what you doin Nigga? I be the best Nigga, Nigga. How you feelin Nigga? You Keepin it real Nigga? Don't make me slap you Nigga! You're one bitch ass Nigga.
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Yes, far too narrow. I will keep that in mind for future postings.
Warning! Negative comments about Linux ahead...
I have Linux 7.2 on my laptop.
I have grown to distrust the open sores community. Frankly how many root holes have you seen in MS offerings? Thats what I thought!
I hate Linus. He's a bastard.
You Cock Knocker!
IShitOnThisPost!
Linux Sucks.
Now mod me down!
Sometime in 2025....
The slashbot janitors are admitted to Heaven through a special gate
and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.
Several of them are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of
their last sins before they are made holy.
"And so," says St. Peter to Hemos, "have you ever had any contact with a
penis?"
"Well," says Hemos, "I did once just touch the tip
of one with the tip of my finger."
"OK" says St. Peter, "Dip your finger in the holy water and pass
on into heaven."
Micheal admits that "Well, yes, I did once get carried away
and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit."
"OK" says St. Peter, "Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass
on into heaven."
Suddenly, there is some jostling in the line, and Rob Malada
is trying to cut in front. "Well now, what's going on here?" says
St. Peter.
"Well, your excellency," says the Taco who is trying to improve
him position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff,
I want to do it before John Katz sticks his ass in it!"
Chewbacca's great grandfather's infidelity with a jawa spawned the race known as Ewoks.
Better then that, its like sippin snapple peach iced tea while blowing your load on natalie portman.
Beat That
...Which they used to fund thier war on palastine...
So in effect we're funding the biggest terrorist organization on the planet! GOD DAMN JEWS!
Amen, IAgreeWithThisPost!
Speaking of... I noticed that Katz'es artcles are getting fewer... and fewer... and he's not rated a movie in some time... It's really too bad, he got the slashbot crowd riled up like no legit troll ever could.
WAIT! scratch that, he found an anakin look-alike during the movie and they're "Sword Fighting" and after that he's going to show his new friend "the Force"!
He's too busy dressing kathleen up like Padme and fucking her like there's no tomorrow.
I would dwell in dark and sin...
I will make the darkness bright!
Whom shall I send?
Here I am lord!
IS IT I LORD?
I have heard you calling in the night!
I will go lord if you lead me.....
I will hold your people in my Heart!
IAgreeWithThisPost!
Who cares its just Karma? posting at -1 is a privledge and and an honor!
IAgreeWithThisPost!
Mac-in-tosh is the operating system of the l33t h4x04 generation, everyone knows that!
(1) Find silly janitor story that deserves to be trolled.
(2) Post related topic that will spark flames among the slashbot loyalists
(3) Enjoy ensuing flamewar, bring hotdogs
(4) Repeat steaps 1 - 3
Kill Whitey!
Yoh Nigga, Howzit my nigga, what you doin Nigga? I be the best Nigga, Nigga. How you feelin Nigga? You Keepin it real Nigga? Don't make me slap you Nigga! You're one bitch ass Nigga.
Do again, Do again!
The only thing overheating will be your ass as RMS visits the wrath of "Open Sause" cock upon thee.
"CAN YOU SMELL WHAT RMS IS COOKIN???"
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FP!
I Rape Soviets
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Igloo Raiding Slovanians
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Indians Read Slowly
Ida Rena Southpaw
The IRS took my children sold them into slavery and all I got was the yearly bill!
I claim this FP for the CLIT
DIE you AC SCUM!
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