Slashdot Mirror


User: Joseph+Goebbels

Joseph+Goebbels's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
35
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 35

  1. Re:fnp! on Holes in PowerPoint and Excel · · Score: 0

    ...but you have to learn how to spell "Wessel".

  2. Re:OpenOffice.org on Holes in PowerPoint and Excel · · Score: 0

    The USA killed ~7000 innocent Somalian civilians in -93 while failing to kill one single warlord.

    That's horrible! As a more developed species it is our responsibility to make sure that the little critters can live undisturbed in their natural habitat, fulfilling their role in the ecosystem.

    Can you even imagine the damage that's been done? The Somali soil lost input of fertilizer from 7000 individuals of the negro species, the khat-plant lost a great number of its grazers, and predators like lion, leopard, cheeta, hyena and Ethiopian negroes lost a substantial amount of prey in a very short time.

    However, there really is something we can do to help achieving balance again. In Europe there are millions of Somali negroes roaming freely. If these could be caught and implanted into their natural habitat again, and if we could prevent their species from spreading outside that habitat (e.g. by means of electrified fences, automatic machine guns etc. surrounding the entire African continent) I'd say there's a good chance of recovery for every affected species in both Europe and Africa.

    As the message I'm replying to points out, we are lucky that no alpha-males, or "warlords", were killed. They are essential for reproduction in the negro flocks.

  3. Re:fnp! on Holes in PowerPoint and Excel · · Score: 0

    That's... that's... beautiful!
    Thank you.

  4. Re:Before Email on Happy Birthday! Email Is 30 Years Old · · Score: 0

    Don't expect to be able to teach anyone how to pronounce "ch" or "ü" without audio examples and feedback on their own attempts.

    I guess you're right, but I thought this television thingy we invented would have taught the world some basic German by now.

    I shall not comment on your Nazi posing.

    Posing? I'm one of the founding members of the NSDAP! Read my /. bio or check out my homepage if you've never heard of me before. Humpf!

    I will, however, state that you are not representative of the average german population (as if anyone would suspect that),

    Of course I'm not! No-one but der Führer can claim to represent our people.

    much as Timothy McVeigh is not representative of the average USian population.

    I'm not familiar with the man of whom you are speaking. We all know that your current president, Mr F. D. Roosevelt, is representative of the people of the USA. That alcoholic, crippled, syphilitic, war-mongering, baby-butchering, democratic, jewry-funded nincompoop seems just like the average American to me.

  5. Re:Before Email on Happy Birthday! Email Is 30 Years Old · · Score: 0

    Oh, I forgot to address this;

    If I was you, I'd worry more about the mispronounciation of my name -- GER-blls (rhyming with gerbils or fur-balls), indeed! I think "Go-blls" (like "snow-balls") might be preferable,.

    Huh? I suppose you mean the other way around. Goebbels (or Göbbels) would be closer to ger-bels (with short vocals mind you) than go-bels.

    Of course it's alright just to call me "doctor".

  6. Re:Before Email on Happy Birthday! Email Is 30 Years Old · · Score: 0

    I never expected Joey G to hang around babelfish.

    Hey, the Ministry of Propaganda developed Babelfish. It's a perfect instrument of propaganda. The people using Babelfish usually don't have the intellectual resources to check whether the translations are correct.

    As (former) Minister of Propaganda,

    What do you mean? Have I resigned?

    you'd think he'd know that Reich is better translated as "Empire" than as "Realm".

    Isn't the prerequisite for being an Empire to have an Emperor, i.e. it's a monarchy? My country is a peace-loving workers' paradise ruled by an enlightened despot, thank you very much.

    What a bunch of kooks, them Nazis. The ones saying blonde-and-blue-eyed is the elite of genetics all had brown hair and eyes.

    Nah, the blond-and-blue-eyed thing is mostly something that artsy-fartsy guy Arno Breker invented. There are so many more important factors in eugenics.

    The one who preached euthanasia for all children born with birth defects (the "life not worth living") himself had a clubfoot.

    Who, me? I still have my club foot (though I'd prefer if you said congenital talipes equinovarus), but that doesn't affect my work. Besides, I'm 104 years old, so child euthanasia would be a bit late.

    "Dressing up like Hitler is not cool, Cartman!"

    No, not really. I wish He would use some variation of the SS black parade uniform. Brown is sooo boring!

  7. Re:Get some PRIORITIES on British Researchers Say Fusion Is Close · · Score: -1, Funny

    The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred less than 57 years ago, and you people are discussing the fact that a leading scientist is saying that Fusion power is 'within reach' in the next decade, with commercial plants to follow within another 10 or so years???? My *god*, people, GET SOME PRIORITIES!

    The bodies of 250,000+ dead people could give a good god damn about the advent of fusion power, your childish Lego models, your nerf toys and lack of a "fun" workplace, your Everquest/Diablo/D&D addiction, or any of the other ways you are "getting on with your life".

    Remember Dresden!

  8. Re:Before Email on Happy Birthday! Email Is 30 Years Old · · Score: 0, Informative

    What can I say, we are a truly inventive people under a great government.

    Do the English speaking population have such a poor vocabulary that they have to use the German word "Reich" instead of the English "realm"? In that case couldn't you please at least use the complete expression in German; "Drittes Reich" (and please don't pronounce it "ryke")?

    BTW, der Führer says hello and wants you to know that "Führer" isn't pronounced like "fyoorer". Thank you.

  9. Wanna date? on Cowboy Bebop Back on Toonami · · Score: -1, Troll

    the events of 9.11.

    I assume you mean 11/9 or even 2001-09-11. You syphilitic, retarded, decadent Verbrechergesicht yankees you!

  10. Cowards! on Cowboy Bebop Back on Toonami · · Score: -1, Troll

    I wish to speak so loudly here that no one can fail to hear. I stand here as an accuser before the world public. I accuse the enemy of conducting brutal air terror for no other reason than to torture a defenseless civilian population, to inflict sorrow, horrors, pain and death upon them as a way of forcing them to betray their nation. Such an attempt will never succeed. These cowardly deeds will only bring eternal shame on the nations whose governments carry on such contemptible and insidious warfare against women, old people and children.