Mad mad propz Troll Man. BTW - what's the 5K for? Is that a version number? What the hell is debian? Does it run that popcorn kernal thingy that they call linux? Does linux popcorn kernal come with butter, and pre-popped? Can I have a taste of it before I buy it? How much does it cost? Will it install on my windows millenium machine?
Stupid Book Report about marketing that no "so-called" nerd will ever read, cause we don't give a shit about marketing (at least that's what I got after reading "contributed to this review").
You thought MS had sort of nazi-esque methods? Well, I will now, in this brief essay, reveal to you the hidden truth of Linux, an joint Finnish-German Nazi conspiration for revenge against the victors of WW2. Let's look at the evidence.
During the second World War, Finland was a close allied to the Third Reich, as is clearly illustrated by this photo of a finnish military aircraft. After the defeat of the Axis Powers, a revantionist urge abounds in both countries.
Linux was written by Finnish stuent Linus Thorvalds, a member of the small Swedish-speaking minority of Finland, well known for it's white supremacist tendencies. In this article Torvalds expresses his enthusiasm and admiration for the German-led KDE project. He also makes some unclear statements about the claims of Richard Stallman for calling the operating system GNU/Linux being invalid. Why is this? Obviously, the Nazi -and therefore Anti-Communist- Thorvalds here shows his support for his German allies against the Communist GNU and GNOME [gnome.org] projects.
But what does this hideous Nazi conspiracy want? We cannot, at this point, know. But what we do know, is that Nazies are up to no good. To stop them from achieving whichever horrible goals they hav in mind, I would strongly discourage any use of the Linux kernel or the KDE. Instead, I would recomend the use of a truly democratic operating system.
You thought MS had sort of nazi-esque methods? Well, I will now, in this brief essay, reveal to you the hidden truth of Linux, an joint Finnish-German Nazi conspiration for revenge against the victors of WW2. Let's look at the evidence.
During the second World War, Finland was a close allied to the Third Reich, as is clearly illustrated by this photo of a finnish military aircraft. After the defeat of the Axis Powers, a revantionist urge abounds in both countries.
Linux was written by Finnish stuent Linus Thorvalds, a member of the small Swedish-speaking minority of Finland, well known for it's white supremacist tendencies. In this article Torvalds expresses his enthusiasm and admiration for the German-led KDE project. He also makes some unclear statements about the claims of Richard Stallman for calling the operating system GNU/Linux being invalid. Why is this? Obviously, the Nazi -and therefore Anti-Communist- Thorvalds here shows his support for his German allies against the Communist GNU and GNOME [gnome.org] projects.
But what does this hideous Nazi conspiracy want? We cannot, at this point, know. But what we do know, is that Nazies are up to no good. To stop them from achieving whichever horrible goals they hav in mind, I would strongly discourage any use of the Linux kernel or the KDE. Instead, I would recomend the use of a truly democratic operating system.
If they'd switch to J2EE instead of perl, they'd have caching abilities amongst other advantages when bogged down (basically, you wouldn't get stuck in static pages), and they need to switch to a commercial DB like oracle, cause mySQL can't handle the load.
Here's an example of when Open Source fails compaired to commerical products.
Slashdot Mirror
Maaaaad propz to you. And your name rings true!
... is gonna prevent me from a first toast
Son of a bitch!
Uhh... redundant?
There must be a sale on crack today. Top two moderated posts are identical! BRILLIANT!
This is great!
I'd laugh if you weren't an AC cum-dumpster.
Offtopic? No way!
Flamebait, sure. Troll, definately. Overrated, I guess if you are a coward. But Offtopic?
Time for my favorite game! Pin the crack-hypo on the moderator!
Upgrade to BSD?!?!?!
Lemmie break it down for you:
Linux = Communism
BSD = Liberitarian
Windows = Captialism
Which political party is dominant? That's the operating system you should choose.
Personally, I think the working man isn't smart enough for a political party, and I'm not to partial to anarchy.
ALL HAIL MICROSOFT!
Explain where in the slashdot article that they say it was the company and the product?
Nowhere! Your assumption has made an ASS of U and ME.
Enjoy your ill-gotten karma, and pass the crack to the moderators.
Mad mad propz Troll Man. BTW - what's the 5K for? Is that a version number? What the hell is debian? Does it run that popcorn kernal thingy that they call linux? Does linux popcorn kernal come with butter, and pre-popped? Can I have a taste of it before I buy it? How much does it cost? Will it install on my windows millenium machine?
Triple First toast
Double first toast
\/\/()()7!!!
First toast
RTMFF
Honestly, do you think you had to actually explain that, or do you think everyone here is a complete moron?
Nope, just you!
Linux counter is about as reliable as a /. Poll, yet, since it has the word "Linux" in it, it is worthy of a frontpage article here.
PATHETIC!!!!
turd toast
First toast bitches
If not, I'd like to buy 1 day of my life back, please.
I'm gonna ask you a question, and be honest:
How many times have you been kicked out of walmart for masterbating near the Sam's Cola?
I LOVE YOU!
Propz on FP you logged in bastard!
What's the difference between you, Trebek, and a cow?
I can't remember the punchline, but your mother is a whore!
ANSWERS:
WinME
Ported Visual Studio
WindowBlinds
Stupid Book Report about marketing that no "so-called" nerd will ever read, cause we don't give a shit about marketing (at least that's what I got after reading "contributed to this review").
NEXT!
You thought MS had sort of nazi-esque methods? Well, I will now, in this brief essay, reveal to you the hidden truth of Linux, an joint Finnish-German Nazi conspiration for revenge against the victors of WW2. Let's look at the evidence.
During the second World War, Finland was a close allied to the Third Reich, as is clearly illustrated by this photo of a finnish military aircraft. After the defeat of the Axis Powers, a revantionist urge abounds in both countries.
Linux was written by Finnish stuent Linus Thorvalds, a member of the small Swedish-speaking minority of Finland, well known for it's white supremacist tendencies. In this article Torvalds expresses his enthusiasm and admiration for the German-led KDE project. He also makes some unclear statements about the claims of Richard Stallman for calling the operating system GNU/Linux being invalid. Why is this? Obviously, the Nazi -and therefore Anti-Communist- Thorvalds here shows his support for his German allies against the Communist GNU and GNOME [gnome.org] projects.
But what does this hideous Nazi conspiracy want? We cannot, at this point, know. But what we do know, is that Nazies are up to no good. To stop them from achieving whichever horrible goals they hav in mind, I would strongly discourage any use of the Linux kernel or the KDE. Instead, I would recomend the use of a truly democratic operating system.
Thank You.
You thought MS had sort of nazi-esque methods? Well, I will now, in this brief essay, reveal to you the hidden truth of Linux, an joint Finnish-German Nazi conspiration for revenge against the victors of WW2. Let's look at the evidence.
During the second World War, Finland was a close allied to the Third Reich, as is clearly illustrated by this photo of a finnish military aircraft. After the defeat of the Axis Powers, a revantionist urge abounds in both countries.
Linux was written by Finnish stuent Linus Thorvalds, a member of the small Swedish-speaking minority of Finland, well known for it's white supremacist tendencies. In this article Torvalds expresses his enthusiasm and admiration for the German-led KDE project. He also makes some unclear statements about the claims of Richard Stallman for calling the operating system GNU/Linux being invalid. Why is this? Obviously, the Nazi -and therefore Anti-Communist- Thorvalds here shows his support for his German allies against the Communist GNU and GNOME [gnome.org] projects.
But what does this hideous Nazi conspiracy want? We cannot, at this point, know. But what we do know, is that Nazies are up to no good. To stop them from achieving whichever horrible goals they hav in mind, I would strongly discourage any use of the Linux kernel or the KDE. Instead, I would recomend the use of a truly democratic operating system.
Thank You.
If they'd switch to J2EE instead of perl, they'd have caching abilities amongst other advantages when bogged down (basically, you wouldn't get stuck in static pages), and they need to switch to a commercial DB like oracle, cause mySQL can't handle the load.
Here's an example of when Open Source fails compaired to commerical products.