CmdrTaco's tiny dick is collapsing in complete disarray.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict CmdrTaco's tiny dick's future. The hand writing is on the wall: CmdrTaco's tiny dick faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for CmdrTaco's tiny dick because CmdrTaco's tiny dick is dying. Things are looking very bad for CmdrTaco's tiny dick. As many of us are already aware, CmdrTaco's tiny dick continues to lose market share. CmdrTaco's bloody semen from his tiny dick flows like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Slashdot trolls have determined that there are 7000 users of JonKatz tiny dick. How many users of Hemos' tiny dick are there? Let's see. The number of JonKatz versus Hemos posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Hemos dick users. CmdrTaco's tiny dick fantasy posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Hemos' tiny dick posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of CmdrTaco's tiny dick. A recent article put non-slashdot homos at about 80 percent of the gay tiny dick market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 non-slasdot tiny dick users. This is consistent with the number of non-slashdot gay tiny dick Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of slashdot, shrinkage of CmdrTaco's already miniscule dick and so on, CmdrTaco's tiny dick declared bankruptcy and forced CmdrTaco to go into street prositiution. Now since that enterprise is also dead with CmdrTaco's tiny dick turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that CmdrTaco's tiny dick has steadily declined in market share. CmdrTaco's tiny dick is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If CmdrTaco's tiny dick is to survive at all it will be among gay hobbyist tiny dick users. CmdrTaco's tiny dick continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save his tiny dick at this point in time. For all practical purposes, CmdrTaco's tiny dick is dead.
The story goes something like this. Rob Malda always liked tacos. He would eat them every day. Like most Mexican food, it gave Rob lots of farts and shit coming out of his ass. The farts stank everything up so much so that Hemos (the name Hemos as we know came from the two words he and homos) and the rest complained constantly. The only relief was when RMS would come over to suck their dicks since RMS stank worse than Rob since he hasn't taken a bath or shower in over 20 years.
The other problem was the piles of shit coming out of Rob's ass. The toilet was always clogged meaning that JonKatz would have to piss and shit outside. Needless to say the neighbors did not appricate this leading to JonKatz's arrest many times. (It's too bad that he wasn't kept in jail.) This problem was eventually solved by letting JonKatz shit out stories on slashdot. What??? You thought that JonKatz's stories came from a part of his body other than his ass????
It was later discovered that Rob was a toilet slave. He enjoyed eating other people's shit. Instead the rest of them force fed him his own shit. Thus, he commanded the taco for its entire life cycle earning the name Commander Taco. This was later shortened to CmdrTaco.
Slashot admits the truth here:
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/10/25/2192 51 &mode=thread
As we already know open source programmers stink, both at their jobs, and in general. Take RMS for instance. He can't get a job as a real programmer so he starts the FSF. He also hasn't taken a bath or shower in over 20 years making him stink in general. Living in a dark cave doesn't help either. I don't want to know what is crawling around in his hair.
I'm sure there are people at your office who are just like RMS if they can hold their jobs. You know they are close because you can smell them. You are spending hours of overtime fixing their code.
For anyone reading this post none of this is a suprise. However, slashdot is a bastion of open source programmers. That is why the code is so bad, and its the only website that you can smell over the internet because it reaks!!!!
What was suprising to me (and to you I'm sure) was that slashdot admitted in the above linked article that open source programmers stink.
I commend slashdot for admitting the brutal yet honest truth.
Slashot admits the truth here:
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/10/25/2192 51 &mode=thread
As we already know open source programmers stink, both at their jobs, and in general. Take RMS for instance. He can't get a job as a real programmer so he starts the FSF. He also hasn't taken a bath or shower in over 20 years making him stink in general. Living in a dark cave doesn't help either. I don't want to know what is crawling around in his hair.
I'm sure there are people at your office who are just like RMS if they can hold their jobs. You know they are close because you can smell them. You are spending hours of overtime fixing their code.
For anyone reading this post none of this is a suprise. However, slashdot is a bastion of open source programmers. That is why the code is so bad, and its the only website that you can smell over the internet because it reaks!!!!
What was suprising to me (and to you I'm sure) was that slashdot admitted in the above linked article that open source programmers stink.
I commend slashdot for admitting the brutal yet honest truth.
The story goes something like this. Rob Malda always liked tacos. He would eat them every day. Like most Mexican food, it gave Rob lots of farts and shit coming out of his ass. The farts stank everything up so much so that Hemos (the name Hemos as we know came from the two words he and homos) and the rest complained constantly. The only relief was when RMS would come over to suck their dicks since RMS stank worse than Rob since he hasn't taken a bath or shower in over 20 years.
The other problem was the piles of shit coming out of Rob's ass. The toilet was always clogged meaning that JonKatz would have to piss and shit outside. Needless to say the neighbors did not appricate this leading to JonKatz's arrest many times. (It's too bad that he wasn't kept in jail.) This problem was eventually solved by letting JonKatz shit out stories on slashdot. What??? You thought that JonKatz's stories came from a part of his body other than his ass????
It was later discovered that Rob was a toilet slave. He enjoyed eating other people's shit. Instead the rest of them force fed him his own shit. Thus, he commanded the taco for its entire life cycle earning the name Commander Taco. This was later shortened to CmdrTaco.
CmdrTaco's tiny dick is collapsing in complete disarray.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict CmdrTaco's tiny dick's future. The hand writing is on the wall: CmdrTaco's tiny dick faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for CmdrTaco's tiny dick because CmdrTaco's tiny dick is dying. Things are looking very bad for CmdrTaco's tiny dick. As many of us are already aware, CmdrTaco's tiny dick continues to lose market share. CmdrTaco's bloody semen from his tiny dick flows like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Slashdot trolls have determined that there are 7000 users of JonKatz tiny dick. How many users of Hemos' tiny dick are there? Let's see. The number of JonKatz versus Hemos posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Hemos dick users. CmdrTaco's tiny dick fantasy posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Hemos' tiny dick posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of CmdrTaco's tiny dick. A recent article put non-slashdot homos at about 80 percent of the gay tiny dick market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 non-slasdot tiny dick users. This is consistent with the number of non-slashdot gay tiny dick Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of slashdot, shrinkage of CmdrTaco's already miniscule dick and so on, CmdrTaco's tiny dick declared bankruptcy and forced CmdrTaco to go into street prositiution. Now since that enterprise is also dead with CmdrTaco's tiny dick turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that CmdrTaco's tiny dick has steadily declined in market share. CmdrTaco's tiny dick is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If CmdrTaco's tiny dick is to survive at all it will be among gay hobbyist tiny dick users. CmdrTaco's tiny dick continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save his tiny dick at this point in time. For all practical purposes, CmdrTaco's tiny dick is dead.
Slashdot is dying
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Portable N64
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Slashdot is collapsing in complete disarray.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for slashdot because slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for slashdot. As many of us are already aware, slashdot continues to lose market share. Red ink posts flow like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Adequacy.org leader elby states that there are 7000 users of adequacy. How many users of kuro5hin.org are there? Let's see. The number of adequacy versus kuro5hin posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 kuro5hin users. Poliglut posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of kuro5hin posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of poliglut. A recent article put slashdot at about 80 percent of the crappy weblog market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 slashdot users. This is consistent with the number of slashdot Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of andover.net, abysmal sales and so on, slashdot declared bankruptcy and was bought out by goatse.cx in a hostile takeover who merged their troubled crappy weblog with slashdot. (And a hostile takeover from goatse.cx would not go over well with anyone except Cmdr Taco, Hemos, and the rest. No one else but them would want to end up like the goatse.cx guy.) As a result slashdot was flooded with goatse.cx trolls causing slashdot to lose even more marketshare. Now goatse.cx is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house. (Who else besides a charnel house like the now dead andover.net would want the corpse of the goatse.cx guy?)
All major surveys show that slashdot has steadily declined in market share. Slashdot is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If slashdot is to survive at all it will be among crappy weblog hobbyist dabblers. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, slashdot is dead.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for slashdot because slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for slashdot. As many of us are already aware, slashdot continues to lose market share. Red ink posts flow like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Adequacy.org leader elby states that there are 7000 users of adequacy. How many users of kuro5hin.org are there? Let's see. The number of adequacy versus kuro5hin posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 kuro5hin users. Poliglut posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of kuro5hin posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of poliglut. A recent article put slashdot at about 80 percent of the crappy weblog market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 slashdot users. This is consistent with the number of slashdot Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of andover.net, abysmal sales and so on, slashdot declared bankruptcy and was bought out by goatse.cx in a hostile takeover who merged their troubled crappy weblog with slashdot. (And a hostile takeover from goatse.cx would not go over well with anyone except Cmdr Taco, Hemos, and the rest. No one else but them would want to end up like the goatse.cx guy.) As a result slashdot was flooded with goatse.cx trolls causing slashdot to lose even more marketshare. Now goatse.cx is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house. (Who else besides a charnel house like the now dead andover.net would want the corpse of the goatse.cx guy?)
All major surveys show that slashdot has steadily declined in market share. Slashdot is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If slashdot is to survive at all it will be among crappy weblog hobbyist dabblers. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, slashdot is dead.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for slashdot because slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for slashdot. As many of us are already aware, slashdot continues to lose market share. Red ink posts flow like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Adequacy.org leader elby states that there are 7000 users of adequacy. How many users of kuro5hin.org are there? Let's see. The number of adequacy versus kuro5hin posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 kuro5hin users. Poliglut posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of kuro5hin posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of poliglut. A recent article put slashdot at about 80 percent of the crappy weblog market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 slashdot users. This is consistent with the number of slashdot Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of andover.net, abysmal sales and so on, slashdot declared bankruptcy and was bought out by goatse.cx in a hostile takeover who merged their troubled crappy weblog with slashdot. (And a hostile takeover from goatse.cx would not go over well with anyone except Cmdr Taco, Hemos, and the rest. No one else but them would want to end up like the goatse.cx guy.) As a result slashdot was flooded with goatse.cx trolls causing slashdot to lose even more marketshare. Now goatse.cx is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house. (Who else besides a charnel house like the now dead andover.net would want the corpse of the goatse.cx guy?)
All major surveys show that slashdot has steadily declined in market share. Slashdot is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If slashdot is to survive at all it will be among crappy weblog hobbyist dabblers. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, slashdot is dead.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for slashdot because slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for slashdot. As many of us are already aware, slashdot continues to lose market share. Red ink posts flow like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Adequacy.org leader elby states that there are 7000 users of adequacy. How many users of kuro5hin.org are there? Let's see. The number of adequacy versus kuro5hin posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 kuro5hin users. Poliglut posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of kuro5hin posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of poliglut. A recent article put slashdot at about 80 percent of the crappy weblog market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 slashdot users. This is consistent with the number of slashdot Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of andover.net, abysmal sales and so on, slashdot declared bankruptcy and was bought out by goatse.cx in a hostile takeover who merged their own troubled crappy weblog with slashdot. (And a hostile takeover from goatse.cx would not go over well with anyone except Cmdr Taco, Hemos, and the rest. No one else but them would want to end up like the goatse.cx guy.) As a result slashdot was flooded with goatse.cx trolls causing slashdot to lose even more marketshare. Now goatse.cx is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house. (Who else besides a charnel house like the now dead andover.net would want the corpse of the goatse.cx guy?)
All major surveys show that slashdot has steadily declined in market share. Slashdot is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If slashdot is to survive at all it will be among crappy weblog hobbyist dabblers. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, slashdot is dead.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for slashdot because slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for slashdot. As many of us are already aware, slashdot continues to lose market share. Red ink posts flow like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Adequacy.org leader elby states that there are 7000 users of adequacy. How many users of kuro5hin.org are there? Let's see. The number of adequacy versus kuro5hin posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 kuro5hin users. Poliglut posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of kuro5hin posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of poliglut. A recent article put slashdot at about 80 percent of the weblog market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 slashdot users. This is consistent with the number of slashdot Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of andover.net, abysmal sales and so on, slashdot went out of business and was taken over by goatse.cx who sell another weblog. Now goatse.cx is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that slashdot has steadily declined in market share. Slashdot is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If slashdot is to survive at all it will be among weblog hobbyists dabblers. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, slashdot is dead.
New troll looking to meet other slashdot trolls
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My name is WeatherTroll, and I am looking to meet other slashdot trolls.
Slashdot Mirror
CmdrTaco's tiny dick is collapsing in complete disarray.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict CmdrTaco's tiny dick's future. The hand writing is on the wall: CmdrTaco's tiny dick faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for CmdrTaco's tiny dick because CmdrTaco's tiny dick is dying. Things are looking very bad for CmdrTaco's tiny dick. As many of us are already aware, CmdrTaco's tiny dick continues to lose market share. CmdrTaco's bloody semen from his tiny dick flows like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Slashdot trolls have determined that there are 7000 users of JonKatz tiny dick. How many users of Hemos' tiny dick are there? Let's see. The number of JonKatz versus Hemos posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Hemos dick users. CmdrTaco's tiny dick fantasy posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Hemos' tiny dick posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of CmdrTaco's tiny dick. A recent article put non-slashdot homos at about 80 percent of the gay tiny dick market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 non-slasdot tiny dick users. This is consistent with the number of non-slashdot gay tiny dick Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of slashdot, shrinkage of CmdrTaco's already miniscule dick and so on, CmdrTaco's tiny dick declared bankruptcy and forced CmdrTaco to go into street prositiution. Now since that enterprise is also dead with CmdrTaco's tiny dick turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that CmdrTaco's tiny dick has steadily declined in market share. CmdrTaco's tiny dick is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If CmdrTaco's tiny dick is to survive at all it will be among gay hobbyist tiny dick users. CmdrTaco's tiny dick continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save his tiny dick at this point in time. For all practical purposes, CmdrTaco's tiny dick is dead.
"50% of goatse.cx referrals come from here!"
Only 50%???? I though it would be more like 95%.
How did CmdrTaco get his name?
The story goes something like this. Rob Malda always liked tacos. He would eat them every day. Like most Mexican food, it gave Rob lots of farts and shit coming out of his ass. The farts stank everything up so much so that Hemos (the name Hemos as we know came from the two words he and homos) and the rest complained constantly. The only relief was when RMS would come over to suck their dicks since RMS stank worse than Rob since he hasn't taken a bath or shower in over 20 years.
The other problem was the piles of shit coming out of Rob's ass. The toilet was always clogged meaning that JonKatz would have to piss and shit outside. Needless to say the neighbors did not appricate this leading to JonKatz's arrest many times. (It's too bad that he wasn't kept in jail.) This problem was eventually solved by letting JonKatz shit out stories on slashdot. What??? You thought that JonKatz's stories came from a part of his body other than his ass????
It was later discovered that Rob was a toilet slave. He enjoyed eating other people's shit. Instead the rest of them force fed him his own shit. Thus, he commanded the taco for its entire life cycle earning the name Commander Taco. This was later shortened to CmdrTaco.
OPEN SOURCE PROGRAMMERS STINK
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Slashot admits the truth here:
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/10/25/219
As we already know open source programmers stink, both at their jobs, and in general. Take RMS for instance. He can't get a job as a real programmer so he starts the FSF. He also hasn't taken a bath or shower in over 20 years making him stink in general. Living in a dark cave doesn't help either. I don't want to know what is crawling around in his hair.
I'm sure there are people at your office who are just like RMS if they can hold their jobs. You know they are close because you can smell them. You are spending hours of overtime fixing their code.
For anyone reading this post none of this is a suprise. However, slashdot is a bastion of open source programmers. That is why the code is so bad, and its the only website that you can smell over the internet because it reaks!!!!
What was suprising to me (and to you I'm sure) was that slashdot admitted in the above linked article that open source programmers stink.
I commend slashdot for admitting the brutal yet honest truth.
OPEN SOURCE PROGRAMMERS STINK
2 51 &mode=thread
Slashot admits the truth here:
http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/10/25/219
As we already know open source programmers stink, both at their jobs, and in general. Take RMS for instance. He can't get a job as a real programmer so he starts the FSF. He also hasn't taken a bath or shower in over 20 years making him stink in general. Living in a dark cave doesn't help either. I don't want to know what is crawling around in his hair.
I'm sure there are people at your office who are just like RMS if they can hold their jobs. You know they are close because you can smell them. You are spending hours of overtime fixing their code.
For anyone reading this post none of this is a suprise. However, slashdot is a bastion of open source programmers. That is why the code is so bad, and its the only website that you can smell over the internet because it reaks!!!!
What was suprising to me (and to you I'm sure) was that slashdot admitted in the above linked article that open source programmers stink.
I commend slashdot for admitting the brutal yet honest truth.
How did CmdrTaco get his name?
The story goes something like this. Rob Malda always liked tacos. He would eat them every day. Like most Mexican food, it gave Rob lots of farts and shit coming out of his ass. The farts stank everything up so much so that Hemos (the name Hemos as we know came from the two words he and homos) and the rest complained constantly. The only relief was when RMS would come over to suck their dicks since RMS stank worse than Rob since he hasn't taken a bath or shower in over 20 years.
The other problem was the piles of shit coming out of Rob's ass. The toilet was always clogged meaning that JonKatz would have to piss and shit outside. Needless to say the neighbors did not appricate this leading to JonKatz's arrest many times. (It's too bad that he wasn't kept in jail.) This problem was eventually solved by letting JonKatz shit out stories on slashdot. What??? You thought that JonKatz's stories came from a part of his body other than his ass????
It was later discovered that Rob was a toilet slave. He enjoyed eating other people's shit. Instead the rest of them force fed him his own shit. Thus, he commanded the taco for its entire life cycle earning the name Commander Taco. This was later shortened to CmdrTaco.
CmdrTaco's tiny dick is collapsing in complete disarray.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict CmdrTaco's tiny dick's future. The hand writing is on the wall: CmdrTaco's tiny dick faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for CmdrTaco's tiny dick because CmdrTaco's tiny dick is dying. Things are looking very bad for CmdrTaco's tiny dick. As many of us are already aware, CmdrTaco's tiny dick continues to lose market share. CmdrTaco's bloody semen from his tiny dick flows like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Slashdot trolls have determined that there are 7000 users of JonKatz tiny dick. How many users of Hemos' tiny dick are there? Let's see. The number of JonKatz versus Hemos posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Hemos dick users. CmdrTaco's tiny dick fantasy posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Hemos' tiny dick posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of CmdrTaco's tiny dick. A recent article put non-slashdot homos at about 80 percent of the gay tiny dick market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 non-slasdot tiny dick users. This is consistent with the number of non-slashdot gay tiny dick Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of slashdot, shrinkage of CmdrTaco's already miniscule dick and so on, CmdrTaco's tiny dick declared bankruptcy and forced CmdrTaco to go into street prositiution. Now since that enterprise is also dead with CmdrTaco's tiny dick turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that CmdrTaco's tiny dick has steadily declined in market share. CmdrTaco's tiny dick is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If CmdrTaco's tiny dick is to survive at all it will be among gay hobbyist tiny dick users. CmdrTaco's tiny dick continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save his tiny dick at this point in time. For all practical purposes, CmdrTaco's tiny dick is dead.
Slashdot is collapsing in complete disarray.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for slashdot because slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for slashdot. As many of us are already aware, slashdot continues to lose market share. Red ink posts flow like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Adequacy.org leader elby states that there are 7000 users of adequacy. How many users of kuro5hin.org are there? Let's see. The number of adequacy versus kuro5hin posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 kuro5hin users. Poliglut posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of kuro5hin posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of poliglut. A recent article put slashdot at about 80 percent of the crappy weblog market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 slashdot users. This is consistent with the number of slashdot Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of andover.net, abysmal sales and so on, slashdot declared bankruptcy and was bought out by goatse.cx in a hostile takeover who merged their troubled crappy weblog with slashdot. (And a hostile takeover from goatse.cx would not go over well with anyone except Cmdr Taco, Hemos, and the rest. No one else but them would want to end up like the goatse.cx guy.) As a result slashdot was flooded with goatse.cx trolls causing slashdot to lose even more marketshare. Now goatse.cx is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house. (Who else besides a charnel house like the now dead andover.net would want the corpse of the goatse.cx guy?)
All major surveys show that slashdot has steadily declined in market share. Slashdot is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If slashdot is to survive at all it will be among crappy weblog hobbyist dabblers. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, slashdot is dead.
See, slashdot will only survive among crappy weblog hobbyist dabblers.
Slashdot is collapsing in complete disarray.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for slashdot because slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for slashdot. As many of us are already aware, slashdot continues to lose market share. Red ink posts flow like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Adequacy.org leader elby states that there are 7000 users of adequacy. How many users of kuro5hin.org are there? Let's see. The number of adequacy versus kuro5hin posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 kuro5hin users. Poliglut posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of kuro5hin posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of poliglut. A recent article put slashdot at about 80 percent of the crappy weblog market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 slashdot users. This is consistent with the number of slashdot Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of andover.net, abysmal sales and so on, slashdot declared bankruptcy and was bought out by goatse.cx in a hostile takeover who merged their troubled crappy weblog with slashdot. (And a hostile takeover from goatse.cx would not go over well with anyone except Cmdr Taco, Hemos, and the rest. No one else but them would want to end up like the goatse.cx guy.) As a result slashdot was flooded with goatse.cx trolls causing slashdot to lose even more marketshare. Now goatse.cx is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house. (Who else besides a charnel house like the now dead andover.net would want the corpse of the goatse.cx guy?)
All major surveys show that slashdot has steadily declined in market share. Slashdot is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If slashdot is to survive at all it will be among crappy weblog hobbyist dabblers. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, slashdot is dead.
Slashdot is collapsing in complete disarray.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for slashdot because slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for slashdot. As many of us are already aware, slashdot continues to lose market share. Red ink posts flow like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Adequacy.org leader elby states that there are 7000 users of adequacy. How many users of kuro5hin.org are there? Let's see. The number of adequacy versus kuro5hin posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 kuro5hin users. Poliglut posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of kuro5hin posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of poliglut. A recent article put slashdot at about 80 percent of the crappy weblog market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 slashdot users. This is consistent with the number of slashdot Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of andover.net, abysmal sales and so on, slashdot declared bankruptcy and was bought out by goatse.cx in a hostile takeover who merged their troubled crappy weblog with slashdot. (And a hostile takeover from goatse.cx would not go over well with anyone except Cmdr Taco, Hemos, and the rest. No one else but them would want to end up like the goatse.cx guy.) As a result slashdot was flooded with goatse.cx trolls causing slashdot to lose even more marketshare. Now goatse.cx is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house. (Who else besides a charnel house like the now dead andover.net would want the corpse of the goatse.cx guy?)
All major surveys show that slashdot has steadily declined in market share. Slashdot is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If slashdot is to survive at all it will be among crappy weblog hobbyist dabblers. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, slashdot is dead.
Slashdot is collapsing in complete disarray.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for slashdot because slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for slashdot. As many of us are already aware, slashdot continues to lose market share. Red ink posts flow like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Adequacy.org leader elby states that there are 7000 users of adequacy. How many users of kuro5hin.org are there? Let's see. The number of adequacy versus kuro5hin posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 kuro5hin users. Poliglut posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of kuro5hin posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of poliglut. A recent article put slashdot at about 80 percent of the crappy weblog market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 slashdot users. This is consistent with the number of slashdot Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of andover.net, abysmal sales and so on, slashdot declared bankruptcy and was bought out by goatse.cx in a hostile takeover who merged their own troubled crappy weblog with slashdot. (And a hostile takeover from goatse.cx would not go over well with anyone except Cmdr Taco, Hemos, and the rest. No one else but them would want to end up like the goatse.cx guy.) As a result slashdot was flooded with goatse.cx trolls causing slashdot to lose even more marketshare. Now goatse.cx is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house. (Who else besides a charnel house like the now dead andover.net would want the corpse of the goatse.cx guy?)
All major surveys show that slashdot has steadily declined in market share. Slashdot is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If slashdot is to survive at all it will be among crappy weblog hobbyist dabblers. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, slashdot is dead.
Slashdot is collapsing in complete disarray.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict slashdot's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for slashdot because slashdot is dying. Things are looking very bad for slashdot. As many of us are already aware, slashdot continues to lose market share. Red ink posts flow like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Adequacy.org leader elby states that there are 7000 users of adequacy. How many users of kuro5hin.org are there? Let's see. The number of adequacy versus kuro5hin posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 kuro5hin users. Poliglut posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of kuro5hin posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of poliglut. A recent article put slashdot at about 80 percent of the weblog market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 slashdot users. This is consistent with the number of slashdot Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of andover.net, abysmal sales and so on, slashdot went out of business and was taken over by goatse.cx who sell another weblog. Now goatse.cx is also dead, its corpse turned over to another charnel house.
All major surveys show that slashdot has steadily declined in market share. Slashdot is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If slashdot is to survive at all it will be among weblog hobbyists dabblers. Slashdot continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, slashdot is dead.
My name is WeatherTroll, and I am looking to meet other slashdot trolls.