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LOTR Campout Begins

Rocknalle writes: "As reported on The One Ring queues have have already started lining up for The Fellowship Of The Ring. Team GladBlad (having placed themselves nr. 1-4 in the queue), are reporting live from the event via notebooks and and cellular networking (9.6 Kbps rules! :-). Visit GladBlad and see what happens when geeks goes outside." The other LOTR news I know of is a description of the journalistic teaser trailer. Salon seems to have liked what they saw.

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  1. first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :P

  2. In other news... by Cutriss · · Score: 4, Funny

    People with jobs report that working between October 20th and December 19th resulted in two months' worth of paychecks!

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    1. Re:In other news... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I can't get into the first night showing thing, really. I'd sooner wait a week or two and get a seat in the center of the theater, not jammed between a couple of overzealoud Tolkien fans, where the air is stale and I miss lines of dialogue from 400 other people all going "OOOHH!!!" or laughing at the same time.

      Last experience like this was a midnight showing of Spike and Mike's Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation. Not a spare seat in the joint, hot, humid and too much background noise. For my $5 (mantinees, y'know :-) and another $7.75 for popcorn and pop (it's part of the experience, but smuggle a can of Pringles and a couple cans of Coke in a winter coat sleeve if you like) I like a smaller crowd. Besides, call me a Troll if you must, I'm actually looking forward to the Harry Potter movie as it looks, unlike Holy Wood productions, done up extremely well.

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    2. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm actually looking forward to the Harry Potter movie as it looks

      You mean for your children, right?

      Either that or you're 6 years old.

    3. Re:In other news... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      You mean for your children, right?

      Either that or you're 6 years old

      Well, there's another stereotype for you, not unlike the one where the only fans of Tolkien are nerdy people with no life and no job who would spend two months of their lives sitting in line, rolling up characters and playing AD&D, while waiting for .. uh .. oh nevermind.

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    4. Re:In other news... by Private+Essayist · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "Besides, call me a Troll if you must, I'm actually looking forward to the Harry Potter movie as it looks, unlike Holy Wood productions, done up extremely well."


      I'm curious as to your use of "besides" to start that sentence. You used it in the context of not wanting to see LoTR on opening night, and thus your meaning evidently is that Harry Potter, unlike LoTR, is unlike Hollywood and done right. Since I've yet to see anyone who has said otherwise about LoTR, and in fact most people think that LoTR is even more unHollywood-like than Harry Potter, I'm wondering what you heard that makes you think this about LoTR. From what I can tell, if you want the definition of a movie done "extremely well," look no further than what Peter Jackson has done with LoTR.

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    5. Re:In other news... by flink · · Score: 1

      You're a little off there, Tolkien fans would be playing MERP.

      RIP ICE

    6. Re:In other news... by ackthpt · · Score: 2
      I'm curious as to your use of "besides" to start that sentence. etc. etc.

      Besides, as in, there are other places to go, things to do, among them surrender a camping site in line for LotR to see another film.

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    7. Re:In other news... by LS · · Score: 2

      Why are you arguing over a pair of movies none of you has seen yet?

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    8. Re:In other news... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Um, and exactly what *can* you tell us? Like the rest of us, you haven't seen the movie yet.

      Max

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    9. Re:In other news... by Isle · · Score: 1

      The really bizare thing is I've got tickets for the movie in the second biggest theater in Denmark at 0am 19. december. A friend of mine simply offered to arrange the entire show. And the only reason it didnt become iin the biggest theater, the one these loser are camping for, was becouse they wouldn't show the movie until an hour later(1am).

      Don't wait in line, just take initiative!!

    10. Re:In other news... by opkool · · Score: 1

      MERP

      Middle Earth Role Playing. A RPG that was very good. Awesome modules with drawings from Agnus McBride. IIRC they were published by ICE (Iron Crown Enterprises).

      Check the FAQ at http://www.merp.com

      You know whe wears the Iron Crown, do you?

      Also, is MERP was too easy, you could always use all the thing with RoleMaster characters.

      Good times, 10-sided dices, and always hopping for an open-ended roll.

      Unfortunately, ICE went out of business and stopped releasing the wonderful modules, like the one about the Black Numenoreans. "Bring in the Chains!"

    11. Re:In other news... by flink · · Score: 1

      One nice thing about the MERP set my friend had was that it came with two twenty sided d10s, that is it had 0-9 printed on each die twice, so it was much less clunky than a regular d10.

      Also re MERP being two easy, I really think it depends on the GM. We considered it a great acomplishment if our characters survived to 5th level. By then of course, we usually had prices on our heads in Arnor, Angmar, Gundabad (sometimes all three). :-)

    12. Re:In other news... by Van+Halen · · Score: 1
      I'd sooner wait a week or two and get a seat in the center of the theater, not jammed between a couple of overzealoud Tolkien fans, where the air is stale and I miss lines of dialogue from 400 other people all going "OOOHH!!!" or laughing at the same time.

      I agree totally. Plus with my luck, I'd get the guy in the big Gandalf hat sitting right in front of me... I'll probably go see it sometime between Christmas and New Year's.

  3. or when.. by gkuchta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    geeks goes to Enrish classes..

    I wonder if any Krispy Kreme donut shops, or Chipolte grills have opened up next to theaters for this specifically this reason. I would, if I owned Krispy Kreme.

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    1. Re:or when.. by 17028 · · Score: 1

      Why not just bring a hot dog cart there or something like that? Anyway, this is 4 people, can't make much of a living off of them.

  4. In other news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Open source loosers are dirt poor. Go flip a burger :)

    1. Re:In other news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'losers' is spelled 'losers', not 'loosers'.

  5. Erm... by jgrumbles · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Correct me if I am wrong but doesn't this movie come out Christmas? Or are the Danes getting it earlier? If they aren't then...whoa.

    1. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, It's just a "pre-sale" or whatever you call it - It hits the screen December 19th in Denmark.

    2. Re:Erm... by DagSverre · · Score: 3, Informative

      They might be opening for ticket pre-sales on monday though. I bought my Star Wars ep I ticket two months in advance for instance...

    3. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Anyone know what dates they are available in each country/state?

      More specifically, New Zealand?

    4. Re:Erm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In northern europe (Finland, Denmark, Sweden) you reserve a specific seat in the theatre when you want to see a movie. Compare this with Canada, US where you more or less have first come first served.

      You are also able to book a ticket for a film well in advance.

      Now, I don't know if they are doing this for LOTR. But, since this is the normal way that it is done then it is likely that they are lining up to purchase their tickets.

  6. Echos of Ep1 by Telek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I remember all that hype about episode 1 for star wars and people lining up for months in advance.

    Was it worth it?

    I doubt it. I walked up to my local AMC the night before and bought 12 tickets without problem for a show around 8pm on the opening day. As much as I am for camping, I think that this is a little ... too extreme, no?

    Did anyone out there actually line up far in advance for Ep1?

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    1. Re:Echos of Ep1 by DagSverre · · Score: 2, Informative

      I walked up to my local AMC the night before and bought 12 tickets without problem for a show"...

      Well, with most shows that is ok, only the ones that are long awaited (I guess that only really happens with movies with geek appeal) get special treatment...

      Also remember that this is Denmark we're talking about, knowing it is probably a lot similar to Norway there is not nearly as many or as big theatres there. If it's anything like Norway we're talking three or four really big and great (thinking mostly the size and quality of the sound systems here, but also some crowd and media coverage is good) theatres in the whole country. People don't want to watch these special movies in a small theatre with average sound (especially because of the aforementioned geek appeal), so people flock to the cities to see the movies even if the local theater would view them at the same time.

      (BTW, With StarWars ep1, in Oslo premiere started at midnight, going through all the night, with breakfast included in the ticket price...the same will probably be done with LoTR)

      Did anyone out there actually line up far in advance for Ep1?

      I know in Norway they did...

      And lining up like this (while not having done it myself) is probably somewhat of an experience in itself. In the Oslo SWEp1 queue lots of people were dressed up as Darth Vader or Darth Maul or Luke or Leia or whatever...they seemed to make a good time out of it.

    2. Re:Echos of Ep1 by DagSverre · · Score: 1

      "walked up to my local AMC the night before and bought 12 tickets without problem for a show..."

      Whoops, sorry about misinterpreting that line...

    3. Re:Echos of Ep1 by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here in Norway, they start selling tickets to these "big" movies a month or two in advance, and they usually play up to the whole queuing deal in various ways. During the last night of the Ep1 queue, they were showing Ep4-6 on a big screen outside the theatre, held a costume competition, etc. The first screening on the opening day is usually scheduled at 00:01. Basically, it's made into a big deal by the theatres.

      Although I used the world "usually", so far Ep1 is actually the only movie in which the actual queuing process has been hyped in this way. The next will be LOTR, and I'm sure LOTR2&3 and SW2&3 will be handled similarly. Possibly Matrix2&3 as well, I'm not sure if Matrix has had time to acquire enough of a cult status yet though. The LOTR ticket sale starts on November 5th. It's cold outside already, it'll be freezing by then - at least the Ep1 release was in the summer :)

      I also used "theatre", singular, in the first paragraph. That's because the ticket sale was limited to only one theatre in the entire country. Despite that, when I showed up at around midnight on the last night before the ticket sale started, there weren't more than about two hundred people in line before me; I got excellent tickets to the 6am screening on the opening day.

      The conclusion would be that out of the almost 5 million people in my country, only about 200 cared enough about Ep1 to queue up more than 8 hours in advance, despite massive hyping by the theatres. Anyone know the statistics for the states? And is there any queue-specific hyping of the sort I described above going on over there?

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    4. Re:Echos of Ep1 by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 2

      Funny coincidence, read my post below... I didn't even realize Gladblad were in Denmark, I assumed they must be crazy Americans :)

      Factoid here, the theatre we were queuing up in front of, the Colosseum in Oslo, is (or was about a year ago) the world's largest THX-certified movie theatre. Watching a movie there is quite an experience, but DagSverre is right - there are only about three movie theatres in the whole country which I consider worth going to at all.

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    5. Re:Echos of Ep1 by DagSverre · · Score: 1

      What you say about ONE theatre isn't entirely correct, I bought my ticket a month in advance in a little theater in Bø in Telemark, and watched it at the same time as it premiered in Colloseum (00:05). I guess my only point is that a lot more than 200 people cared if you count the small local theatres.

    6. Re:Echos of Ep1 by Telek · · Score: 2

      You took my quote out of context, let me rephrase.

      I went to AMC the night before it opened and bought 12 tickets for the showing of Episode 1 that was sometime around 8pm on the night of opening. The following day by about 4pm all tickets had sold out, and there was a 2 hour lineup to go see the show with people dressed up, but it wasn't months in the making, more like hours.

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    7. Re:Echos of Ep1 by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 2

      My point was that 200 people cared enough to be there 8 hours before the ticket sale started. Were they lining up in front of the little theatre in Bø as well? If so, I stand corrected.

      It's weird though, I think I remember them claiming the Colosseum queue was the exclusively first chance to get an Ep1 ticket. There were even people travelling to Oslo from pretty far away just to be in that line.

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    8. Re:Echos of Ep1 by Alien54 · · Score: 2
      I remember all that hype about episode 1 for star wars and people lining up for months in advance.

      Heck I remember when Episide one came out the first time, when it wasn't even known as episode one (heh), and I went to see it on a whim. Didn't even know what is was supposed to be, had never read a magazine, never saw any promo.

      but the audience participation, the booing at Vader when he first came out, etc. it was all great stuff.

      I imagine some folks lined up, I didn't notice this the time I saw it. Just seemed like a cool movie.

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    9. Re:Echos of Ep1 by Animats · · Score: 2
      Yeah, I remember how overhyped Episode One was. I saw it the day it opened, at the Century Theaters across from Silicon Graphics Silicon Studio Division in Mountain View, CA. And it was a spur of the moment thing. My girlfriend wanted to check it out, and when we drove by the theater, it didn't look too busy. No problem getting a ticket, went right in, theater wasn't full. Extra security guards hired for the occasion standing around looking bored.

      Now, Harry Potter, that's going to be big.

    10. Re:Echos of Ep1 by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


      > Here in Norway, ... I also used "theatre", singular, in the first paragraph. That's because the ticket sale was limited to only one theatre in the entire country.

      Here in Mordor, they aren't going to show it at all.

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    11. Re:Echos of Ep1 by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 2

      What? When was it ever not known as episode one?

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    12. Re:Echos of Ep1 by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

      Actually both Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone and The Fellowship of the Ring are going to open massively huge, to say the least.

      The Harry Potter movie because of the very large under-21 readership of the books, and LoTR because of the long-time Tolkien fandom from the 1960's till now. I've heard both movies are going to be quite good; if that's the case AOL Time Warner is going to be (figuratively) getting a license to print money. :-)

    13. Re:Echos of Ep1 by TheReverend · · Score: 1

      Seems like this person's actually talking about Episode 4...

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    14. Re:Echos of Ep1 by DagSverre · · Score: 1

      Yeah sorry you are probably correct (no need to camp outside of my small theater, good tickets was assured by simply meeting up the first day of sale). The thruth is I misread your post just a little bit (my mind somehow left out the "enough", I should never have posted at 02:30...)

    15. Re:Echos of Ep1 by plastik55 · · Score: 2
      Yeah, I did... for me it was a harmless college stunt (the lines outside Mann's Chinese had a "system" where you could camp out part-time and your position in line was determined by how many hours you had logged. Solution: go to class during the day, sleep on the street at night.)

      Still, the result was disappointing at best. I learned a couple of things:

      1. The people who do this sort of thing are WAY far out of touch with reality, and
      2. Fercrissakes, don't get yourself worked up over the impending release of a film that may or may not be good. A casual "I'll see it when I get around to it, if I hear it's good" attitude makes for a much more enjoyable experience.

      But the ultimate lesson is that people have an amazing tendency not to be able to learn from other people's mistakes. Unless they're so far gone that they think they actually gained anything by camping out for Episode 1...

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    16. Re:Echos of Ep1 by opkool · · Score: 1

      We the Hobbits at Hobbiton are going to watch the movie through cable. We rather prefer be in our homes. It's more confy.

      Our HobbitHoles are well prepared for that event: 2 extra lunches and about half-a-dozen tea-breaks are schedulled for the whole thing.

      And, oh, yes!

      They are going to play the movie LoTR in the Travel Channel.

      Time to go for some dessert!

    17. Re:Echos of Ep1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw episode 1 when it came out at my university's $2 movie theatre. :-)

    18. Re:Echos of Ep1 by Grab · · Score: 2

      Well God knows they needed to have fun in the line, since they sure as hell weren't going to in the cinema. Don't think I've seen such an outrageously bad film since Johnny Mnemonic - another one which tried to cash in on FX and bombed out. And Lucas didn't even have the excuse of a bad leading actor - 2 top actors (Neeson, McGregor) plus a good stuntman-actor (Park) and he still couldn't shoot the fish in the sodding barrel!

      Grab.

  7. LotR Trailer by Spacelem · · Score: 1

    Oh my God, I just went to the cinema today, and saw the Lord of the Rings trailer. It was amazing! It's given me a new reason to look both ways before I cross the road.

    Unfortunately I live in the UK, and we aren't getting the film until December (not sure when you lucky Americans are getting it, but it's bound to be before us :)

    And yes, I have read the books. There's still time for everyone else before it starts if you're not too slow.

    1. Re:LotR Trailer by solendril · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think the release dates are the same. The trailer out in the US has Dec. 19th on it, so it shouldn't be before yours. I think this may be true in most countries. Successive release dates don't make much sense to me.

    2. Re:LotR Trailer by ackthpt · · Score: 2
      We lucky americans will get it after, and only after, we've been totally saturated by merchandising. Bookstores are already overloaded with *Special* volumes of the books and lots of other crap.

      This may be a good time to checkout the original animated films (which I was lucky enough to see for free at Saginaw Valley State College (yean, before it was U.) in the 80's):

      The Lord of the Rings

      The Hobbit

      The Return of the King

      The plus side, IMHO, is you get to listen to Glenn Yarborough sing. Heaven help us if they have Prince or some other horrible singer do anything in the new films. (Holy Wood train of thought: Well if we can put N'sync in there, then we'll capture the teenager market sector!)

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    3. Re:LotR Trailer by spurious+cowherd · · Score: 1

      IIRC Eny is doing the music. Could be worse. Could be better also (Bill Whelan)

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    4. Re:LotR Trailer by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      If Enya's doing the music and uses analog synth's rather than those terrible digital ones she uses on the albums, it could be pretty cool.

      Still kicking myself for not picking up a like-new Roland analog keyboard when I had the chance...

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    5. Re:LotR Trailer by Yakman · · Score: 1

      It's expensive to print a copy of the film so for some films they don't come out in other countries (like here in Australia) for two months or so after the US release because they actually ship the film they screened in the US here to show. You can usually tell too, the film has a few scratches and stuff by then.

      Big budget films that they know are going to rake in the cash anyway are usually same week or week after, and they print copies of the film here for distribution. For example we got Episode I a few days after the US but we won't get Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back for another month.

    6. Re:LotR Trailer by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately I live in the UK, and we aren't getting the film until December (not sure when you lucky Americans are getting it, but it's bound to be before us :)

      No! Us lucky brits are getting it first! See this
      BBC news article

      HH

  8. Thursday by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

    I went by our cinema, mentioned in the piece, last Thursday and saw the first ones camping there. So I figured that I'd rather wait a bit until the queue time for tickets is limited to a voice in my phone telling me that I am number 2 in the queue. :-)

  9. You know what that means... by Ando[evilmedic] · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sooner or later those notebook and cellphone batteries are going to wear out, and then we'll have some inconsoleable geeks out in the miserable cold.

    1. Re:You know what that means... by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

      Well, the cinema has been kind enough to provide them with a power line so that will not be a problem... Sorry. :-)

  10. Oh my GOD!!! by Looge+Over+All! · · Score: 0, Funny

    ...my horse is ON FIRE!

    *runs away to extinguish blazing quadruped*

    1. Re:Oh my GOD!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You brits are crazy, yaknow? I have sheep on my farm too!

  11. What a bunch of losers by SumDeusExMachina · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    I mean really, can't they find something better to do with their lives than obsess (and I will say obsess, because this is getting very bizzare and single-minded) about a movie that is being made from books that they have almost certainly already read (several times)?

    I think when people keep telling me that American culture is going down the tubes, all they would have to do is point me to this as evidence and I would be pretty well convinced.

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    1. Re:What a bunch of losers by TroyFoley · · Score: 5, Funny

      And when people keep telling me that American stupidity runs rampant, I point to John Q. Condescend here who blames American culture for Danish fans obsessing over a New Zealand produced movie based on a book written by an Englishman.

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    2. Re:What a bunch of losers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they aren't american they are danish

    3. Re:What a bunch of losers by DagSverre · · Score: 1

      The culture still originated from America...

    4. Re:What a bunch of losers by DeadMeat+(TM) · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I think when people keep telling me that American culture is going down the tubes, all they would have to do is point me to this as evidence and I would be pretty well convinced.
      So Denmark's an American colony now?
    5. Re:What a bunch of losers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they aren't american they are danish

      There's a pastry joke somewhere in there...

    6. Re:What a bunch of losers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Finnegan? Is it really you?

    7. Re:What a bunch of losers by opkool · · Score: 1

      ...by an Englishman living in South Africa ?

  12. Jesus... by TheQuantumShift · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    is their server running on a cell-dialup? It can't be the slashdot effect, I actually got throught to the site...

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  13. Re:Egg Troll Cannot Be Stopped! by jimbolaya · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Thanks for spreading the truth. I had no idea Jon Katz is a turdwhiff.

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  14. Anyone else finds this a bit odd? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I guess it could be fun to camp out in the street for a day or two but these guys are lining up for how long? This is a bit of an extreme to me and almost appears to be a declaration of "look how eccentric I am" on behalf of the people out there. Why else keep a web log of the event?

    While I usually feel "to each his own", the occurences in the past month in NYC and the loss of somone close to me (unrelated to WTC attack) has made me rethink my priorities. I've been trying to round out my life, spend a little les time at the office, try new things, considering having a family, etc. There are more important things than a movie despite what the studios would like us to think. And this is what it is, a movie which, while it may provide a few hours of escape & entertainment is not enough to devote two months of ones time to view.

    A person spends 1/3 of their life sleeping. If the average person lives to 76 then that gives us 912 months of living time. Lop off 1/3 of that for sleep and there's now 638 months of waking time. That's not much. My friend who passed was 34; she had 285.6 waking months of life.

    I'll give two or three hours of my time to try a movie and in my other spare time I'm going to take walks, try cooking, see friends, read, work, learn a new skill, perhaps pick up a hobby. I suggest the people on line for LoTR do the same.

    1. Re:Anyone else finds this a bit odd? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why should this experience be considered any more useless than taking a walk? Camping out is not about the movie. It is just another new experience. It is - as you put it - trying out something different.

    2. Re:Anyone else finds this a bit odd? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I camped out overnight for Starwars Episode 1 tickets.

      I don't like Starwars, I just thought it would be fun, and it was.

      I recommend it to all.

    3. Re:Anyone else finds this a bit odd? by alephx01 · · Score: 1

      I went to Star Wars I because I knew there'd be lightsaber fights in line. I was right. Got there 2 hours before the preview, and watched Reservoir Dogs on my Laptop's DVD with six other people I didn't know in my general vicinity.

      It was a _fun_ time, definitely not a _waste of_ time.

  15. Let the good times roll! by andrei+sama · · Score: 0

    Well at least now the Danes can have a new hobby other than "being Danish": Driving up onto the sidewalk in front of movie theatres and obliterating these kids.

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  16. This Salon guy's scaring me by stevens · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What does it mean that the action scenes were described thusly:

    • "distinctive vision" — "distinctive" is often used as a euphemism for "screwy."
    • "edited frenetically in the modern style" — frenetic? modern? I hope this isn't describing the string of 1/10 sec cuts that films like Tomb Raider called an action sequence.
    • "such jittery vision" — This is worrisome. I'd rather not see LOTR with "jittery" anything.

    I've loved the trailers so far, and even booked a private matinee screening for myself and my programming team in advance, so you know I'm a booster of this film. But these descriptions make me wonder what the Salon writer was trying to get across.

    1. Re:This Salon guy's scaring me by Harlockjds · · Score: 1

      Booked a private matinee screening for your team?!?!?! Damn i need to talk my boss into that. Sure it might be overkill for 4 guys bit it would be cool.

    2. Re:This Salon guy's scaring me by stevens · · Score: 1
      Booked a private matinee screening for your team?!?!?! Damn i need to talk my boss into that. Sure it might be overkill for 4 guys bit it would be cool.

      There is a theatre near us with 24-26-seat VIP rooms (comfy chairs, endtables, lots of legroom, etc.) We're not reserving a large theatre just for 30 people. :-)

      Plus, I won't mind the smaller screen for this showing--you're closer to it so it looks fine. Plus, I'll probably see the movie three more times in normal theatres anyway.

    3. Re:This Salon guy's scaring me by Harlockjds · · Score: 1

      Damn I don't think their is anything like that in my town or I would rent it out myself (damn hick town at least Cost of living is cheep):(. But I bet all of us will be taking a long lunch to go see in anyways so it's all good.

    4. Re:This Salon guy's scaring me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For my coding team, I have booked a private screening at a premiere hollywood theatre, booked and paid all the actual actors to be there and to be in costume for the pre-movie "theatrical preview". We will get there via Concorde, stay at the most luxurious of hotels, and have virgin hookers for each member of the team present at all times (removed once they are no longer virgin).


      Oh wait, the IPO's been cancelled. Okay, my scum-sucking programming whores can pay for their own damn movie!

  17. High Hopes by solendril · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All I can say is that with the release of each passing trailer I become more impressed with Peter Jackson. Considering he's practicly unknown and had $300 Million dropped in his lap I was expecting nothing less than a disaster. But When I started seeing footage I was impressed. Look at some of the camera direction and cinematography that went into some of those shots in the latest trailer. Something as simple as Frodo reading under a tree was given a very artistic, moving camera touch. I've always appreciated artistic directorial styles. Look at Ridley Scott or Kubrick Vs. Spielburg. The first two are ARTISTS, and the movies they make (made in Kubrick's case) each carry the hallmarks of great artistry. Spielburg, on the other hand has never used a very interesting canvas. (There are some HUGE exceptions to this such as the Color Purple or Shindler's List) He gets good scripts and makes solid movies. What will make or break Peter Jackson will be his ARTISTRY. LotR is not a book that could be rendered in a bland style. It's simply too complex, too rich, too magnificent on it's own account. In translation to the big screen Jackson will have to pull out some of those visual tricks to make LotR not only a great book, but a great MOVIE.

    If he pulls this off, he'll be considered one of the next great director of American film. If he doesn't, they'll be people lining up to piss on his grave. I sure wouldn't want to be in his shoes...

    1. Re:High Hopes by Zilch · · Score: 1
      If he pulls this off, he'll be considered one of the next great director of American film.

      Gee - I'm sure he will be so happy about that since he is a New Zealander and lives in New Zealand where he is making the film.

      Zilch

    2. Re:High Hopes by Belgand · · Score: 1

      He'll be the next great director of New Zealand film. His main problem is that he isn't an unknown, but rather more as a director of gory, cult horror films (Dead Alive(aka Brain Dead), Bad Taste, etc.) and this is quite a departure from his previous work. As a fan I think he might do a very good job with it, but it's not what he's known for by any stretch.

    3. Re:High Hopes by ainsoph · · Score: 2, Informative

      ummm. He also did the film Heavenly Creatures , which wasthe first time people noticed Kate Winslet. It was a shocking film based on a true story of two childhood friends who drifted into a fanstasy world and commited murder.

      The film is quite critically acclaimed I might add, and has been the reason I have had trust in PJ's ability to direct LOTR.

    4. Re:High Hopes by solendril · · Score: 1

      I know that he's from New Zealand, but it IS New Line Cinema, which, last time I checked could be reasonalby referred to as "Hollywood." Secondly, the diffrence between a relativly small film like Heavenly Cretures and something like LotR is ENORMOUS. He is almost unknown when it comes to making blockbuster films. Frankly, it makes me even more impressed with him that New Line would hand him $300 million. I hope that this was because they think he's a great director and not because they simply has too much cash laying around.

    5. Re:High Hopes by Zilch · · Score: 1

      He also did Frightners - which everyone seems to have forgotten about - it was filmed just outside Christchurch, and the computer graphics etc done in Auckland. (Yeah yeah, I know, it stared Michael J Fox, so therefore it was an "American" film - as are all English Language films I hear)

      Zilch

    6. Re:High Hopes by Zilch · · Score: 1

      Oh, and I think to be "from New Zealand" you actually have to leave. I think you can safely say "He is a New Zealander" in this case (since he lives and works there).

      Zilch

    7. Re:High Hopes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside: M.J. Fox is Canadian, born in Edmonton.

    8. Re:High Hopes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      LotR is not a book that could be rendered in a bland style

      Indeed, it was a book that was written in a bland style, which is one of the reasons it is so great. Why could LotR not be rendered in a bland style on the big screen?

    9. Re:High Hopes by Chasuk · · Score: 1

      One correction:

      Peter Jackson (www.imdb.com) hopefully won't be considered one of the next great director[s] of American film, as he is a New Zealander. And he wasn't as unknown as you might think, as he had previously directed Kate Winslet in the wonderful Heavenly Creatures.

    10. Re:High Hopes by Fraew · · Score: 1

      Whats kind of funny is that here in New Zealand when people think about Peter Jackson - its his splatter films Brain Dead, Bad Taste and Meet the feebles that come to mind. I recently went on an overseas holiday and while in Bangkok I shuffled through a couple of the VCD bins the street vendors set up - and what was the first thing I saw? Bad Taste! The wicked Peter Jackson flick with lines such as 'Looks like Darryls' gone Apeshit!' and a higher body count that Rambo II.
      But we can't forget his two hollywood pieces, Heavenly Creatures and the Frightners, both filmed locally and both pretty good cinematic pieces (particularly Heavenly Creatures). Some people around here believe his the only current director who could pull it off - no Hollywood bullshit or elitist Indie Hip-ness - just a film-maker with a great sense of Fantasy.

    11. Re:High Hopes by pboulang · · Score: 1

      but... Michael J Fox is Canadian! criminy...

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    12. Re:High Hopes by elbobo · · Score: 1

      except he won't be a director of american film. it's based on a story written by an englishman, and filmed in new zealand by a new zealand director.

      of course the majority of the actors are american, i'll give you that.

  18. WOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This camping out for two months, merely to get tickets to the opening day of a movie really puts in perspective the whole 'life' thingy. Yeah, its great to camp out with other like minded people for a little while. WOW! Two months! It really helps me see this terrorist shit as nothing worth my time. Hey! I wonder... with the campers, what the percentage of picketers are. You know, those people that try to make it look like they actually care about life and others, and use stereotypical tactics and hygiene habits to cover up the fact that they are just a large group of no life (not to mention no logic or reason) rabble rousing trolls that want to cause trouble for 'causing trouble's sake!

    Way to go! Hey, I think I will quit my job and go on welfare for this one!

    1. Re:WOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Tickets are available in a day or two.

      One would assume that after they get their tickets they would take their sleeping bags home.

  19. Avoiding lines by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Insightful
    EP1 had lines all over the place, but down in Watsonville, CA (down that is from San Jose and Santa Cruz) was this beautiful new theater with stadium seating and no lines for EP1, I snuck out of work 30 minutes early, walked up to the 3 other people in line, bought ticket, bought fizzy drink and banged grain and then went in to get a seat in the center of the cinema -- the day after it opened!

    You might try calling theaters which are futher off the beaten path and see if they have campers.

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  20. Rants and Fun Things by LighthouseJ · · Score: 0

    First of all, for my rant: Anyone stupid enough to wait out in the miserable cold to watch a movie for the glory of seeing it first should be hit in the crotch many times. I'll go to the local movie theater and do it myself. If you hear someone attacking a bunch of people's genitailia, that'll be me. Taking a line from Lewis Black, "If you know anyone that has done this, take a pencil, sharpen it, and shove it in [their] eye."

    Second of all, the Fun Thing: Take a bunch of your friends, preferably the huge (read: well-built) friends with you to the theater a few hours before they sell tickets for Lord Of The Rings. Walk up near the front of the line and subtly slip in line about 7 or 8 people behind the front. If anyone says "get to the back of the line", just ignore them. If they try and get an attitude, get your huge friends to step in (preferably with a "Guns don't kill people, I kill people" Happy Gilmore shirt) and say "Is there a problem here?" In the end, see how many self-righteous nerds turn off their laptops in the middle of playing M:TG, and then step in, so they are 15th in line, not 8th.

    The manager at the local 18-theater-a-plex lives across the hall from me and we're really good friends. If I wanted, I could see the movie for free, and without waiting out in the cold to do it. I could also get free popcorn and Dr. Pepper.

  21. Fan Fellowships by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imladris has a several forums devoted to activities and gatherings planned around the world.

    Anyone in Birmingham, AL planning to camp out for tickets?

  22. Awww, let us face it... by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    there is always going to be *something* that is going to incite/intice die hard fans.

    LOTR, Macs, Linux, BSD, Rocky Horror, ect.

    Especially the latter, if you think about it. I've seen it and was somewhere between mildy amused and not impressed.

    No matter how much you keep your mind open to possibilites, well, some things you'll never be able to explain...like riding a motorcycle..."If you don't know, I can't explain" pretty much sums it up.

    Oh, metamoderators out there, we need to keep an eye out a little more...some fuckwit with mod points keeps modding down funny comments. Overrated/troll seems to be "favorite" choice...puns, dry humor, mixed metaphores, seem to be beyond this person(s) sub 70 IQ. It almost approaches censorship'esque levels.
    If it is one person, his privelage needs to be revoked/rebuked, if it is many exibiting this moronic tendancy, it still does not make it right. Lack of a sense of humor is *thier* problem.

    Sorry for the rant, it has been bugging the shit out of me lately. Just because *you* don't get it/like it does not mean it is not funny.

    IMO (in Moose's opinion, naturally).

    Heh, I also had a funny comment to post, but the rampant idiocy lately has made me think twice. Pardon the egotistical comment, but you don't get an additional +1 bonus for being a fricking troll, now, do you?

    There, I feel better. Like pissing in the wind, yeah it is a bad/pointless endeavor, but sometimes you *just got to!*

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    1. Re:Awww, let us face it... by cheinonen · · Score: 2

      If we don't find a comment funny, then should we just assume that it's supposed to be funny and mod it as "funny"? OK: Chipmunks and butter. I find that funny, even if it's not in your taste in humor, mod it up! Yea!

  23. I hope they don't screw it up. by Anton+Anatopopov · · Score: 1
    LOTR is a masterpiece. I doubt Hollywood will treat Tolkein's work with the respect it deserves. No doubt they will ignore some of the subtler aspects of the story to turn it into a simple good guys vs bad guys action adventure.

    I will probably go and see it anyway, but I just hope they haven't destroyed Tolkein's vision completely.

    1. Re:I hope they don't screw it up. by xinit · · Score: 1

      I'm willing to bet nobody could do it justice for you.

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    2. Re:I hope they don't screw it up. by delong · · Score: 1

      It's a movie. Of course Jackson will "ignore some of the subtler aspects of the story." You can only do SO MUCH with film, nit. You can't cram LOTR into 9 hours and even dare DREAM of capturing "the subtler aspects." It will be the Cliff Notes version, done in visually stunning style concentrating on the one unifying theme of the book - the Ring and its destruction. Shazam. You want subleties? As in all cases - read the books!

      Derek

  24. Big clarification by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 5, Informative

    Although the movie opens on December 19th, these people are not lining up for a two-month wait. The ticket pre-sale starts next Tuesday, so it's more like 4 or 5 days.

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  25. Re:What the fuck is this ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Best guess, a template engine that can inherit a parent directories's template.

    (invalid form key? WTF?)

  26. That's my Geek! by tcc · · Score: 4, Funny

    Locked home for over a year, camping in front of his computer, camping in a game of Quake, going out for the first time since forever, for something OTHER than his job, and guess where he's going? CAMPING in front of the theatre...

    I'm starting to beleive all those psychologists claiming "games have a negative impact on human behaviour" :)

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    1. Re:That's my Geek! by evocate · · Score: 1

      Geometry modification & a rocket launcher will bring a swift end to camping.

  27. jeez by zerocool^ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Freakin' campers. Now you can't even go to the movies. They're everywhere.

    jeez, just used to be that you couldn't get to the quad damage.

    ~z

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    1. Re:jeez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm just waiting for the next slashdot story:

      LOTR fan goes on a shooting spree outside of theater with prototype railgun.

    2. Re:jeez by Evil_Furby · · Score: 0

      We'kk have to flush them out from their tents with grenades and splash damage from rockets. If any come outside we'll need some people with railguns...

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    3. Re:jeez by kypper · · Score: 1

      uh... LOL

      Just a sec, let me find my railgun...

  28. That Evil Gandalf by Ellen+Spertus · · Score: 4, Funny
    According to the San Francisco Chronicle:
    This first installment focuses on Frodo (Elijah Wood), the Hobbit, who embarks on a quest to destroy the One Ring before the evil Gandalf (Ian McKellen) can get his hands on it.
    1. Re:That Evil Gandalf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sad

    2. Re:That Evil Gandalf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      According to the Marklar Chronicle [marklargate.com]:

      This first installment focuses on Marklar (Marklar), the Marklar, who embarks on a quest to destroy the One Marklar before the evil Marklar (Marklar) can get his hands on it.
    3. Re:That Evil Gandalf by megaduck · · Score: 1

      Yep, that's my Chronicle. Glad to see that their commitment to quality hasn't changed. Sadly, the Chronicle's known as the GOOD paper in San Francisco. The Examiner's even worse.

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  29. Re:My Experience with the Linux by Matthew+Luckie · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    I know what you mean:
    Ravens (-7 1/2) at Browns: Ravens Coach Brian Billick faults last week's defensive breakdown on team's switch to Linux operating system.
    As seen here
  30. Dagorhir. by broody · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Look out for those of us into Dagorhir. As far as I can tell almost all of us are planning on turning out in garb, in force.

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    1. Re:Dagorhir. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • As far as I can tell almost all of us are planning on turning out in garb

      Isn't all that foam and nylon a fire hazard in a crowded theatre? ;-)

      I shouldn't tweak though; no doubt some of my lot will be going in kit. But I'll be pecked to death by crebain before I call it "garb". ;-p

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    2. Re:Dagorhir. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a good thing that some people openly display WHY they will never get to propagate the species.

      Thank you from the bottom of our hearts,

      Charles Darwin and Natural Selection

  31. Re:In other news...(off-topic) by silicon_synapse · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This is off topic, but I have too much karma. Will someone mod me down? Down with the karma cap! I may be forced to troll. Could be fun.

  32. WAR IS OVER! by peaceniknumber9 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    (if you want it) Happy Christmas from John and Yoko

  33. Heh, the FW moderator strikes again. by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yeah, poor form replying to your own post... but *READ* my post, the main point was *ON TOPIC*, yet, true to form, it was modded as *OFF TOPIC*...c'mon.

    Talking about the *draw* of LOTR, Rocky horror picture show et al was and is one of those *INEXPLICABLE* things in life to those on the "other side".

    How was that offtopic? Topic == LOTR, reply talked about "LOTR"...off topic how?

    Like I said...FW moderator out there.

    IF, and that should be said again **IF** my **ENTIRE** post is offtopic/troll, shit mod it as such...this post and my previous were not.

    READ the MODERATOR's GUIDELINES...sheesh.... **I HAVE, FW moderator, HAVE YOU?**

    POM (Pissed Off Moose)

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  34. Hope They Fixed It by Vagary · · Score: 1

    They'll all be disappointed unless they made some major plot changes. I hear they were actually trying to make a 2 hour movie with all those useless characters running around. I pray that Jackson went through with his plan to merge Merry and Pipin as well as those two bad guys whose names start with 'S'. And it'd be nice to see some skin on Liv Tyler -- which is at least a remote possibility now that she's the star.

  35. invalid form key? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    WTH is all this about invalid form keys?!? The trolls are complaining about it, and now I see it in some guy's .sig?


    ???
    posting anon to preserve bla bla bla...

  36. Be the First to Hate the Movie by dswensen · · Score: 1

    My question is, who's going to camp out Slashdot so they can be the first to post "Worst. Movie. Ever." when the Lord of the Rings review gets posted? :)

    1. Re:Be the First to Hate the Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rest assured I will be on the internet within minutes registering my displeasure.

    2. Re:Be the First to Hate the Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh jeez that's easy...

      Jon Katz.

  37. Geeks vs. Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This, to me, pretty much sums up the difference between geeks and nerds. It's a distinction that most people probably don't share, but to me geeks are people who get really excited about a movie like Lord of the Rings. Nerds implies a certain social desperation that might make camping out for a movie seem like a good thing to do.

    Not to be condescending, but god damn... those guys are nerds.

  38. People should try as hard to stop the SSSCA by ajm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If only people would put one tenth as much effort into trying to stop bad laws such as the SSSCA as they put into waiting to suck at the corporate teat of the company that pays for those laws we might not be in such a bad state. LOTR will probably be a good movie, but it's not as important as having Disney/Hollywood control your digital life. Wake Up.

    1. Re:People should try as hard to stop the SSSCA by jswitte · · Score: 1

      Yes, it would be nice. Unfortunately, camping out for 2 months to see a monie is a lot easier than successfully lobbying over 300 politicians, working against thousands if not millions of dollars of lobbying money by well-organized corporations. Does anyone know what Ralph Nader is doing about SSSCA?

    2. Re:People should try as hard to stop the SSSCA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Life, The Getting Thereof

      There are only two valid activities in this world: personally attending to the injured and hungry, and picking fights in newsgroups. Everything else -- from political protest to playing "go" -- indicates someone who has too much spare time and needs to get a life. Point this out to them: they'll thank you for it later.

      -http://www.brunching.com/features/feature-argue us enet.html

    3. Re:People should try as hard to stop the SSSCA by Bigbiff · · Score: 1

      I wrote my 2 senators from www.congress.org, Senator Voinocvich, and Senator Dewine, about the SSSCA, lets hope others will too.

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    4. Re:People should try as hard to stop the SSSCA by Caine · · Score: 1

      As I'm not living in a state where I see the government as an enemy I feel no such need. Though I realize that even my little poor socialist state will be affected by anything being passed in the U.S, I fear that US senators aren't very likely to listen to me, as I'm not a US citizen. And quite frankly, I'm quite happy here in Sweden, where I can spend my time waiting for LOTR tickets instead of having to fight my government.

    5. Re:People should try as hard to stop the SSSCA by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      If I were only so lucky :).

  39. hehehe, good call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    corporate teat! hehehe

    I prefer, non governmental governmental agency in the place of corporation. Hell the only difference between a company and a government agency is that you at least have a choice, and therefore a chance to reduce corruption and tyranny with a corporation.... of course, that ONLY works when people take responsibility for their purchases and other actions. Imagine that! Living by the very standards you wish to impose on someone else!

  40. dollars and cents by necrognome · · Score: 2, Funny

    one movie ticket: $10 (NYC)
    one tub of popcorn: $3
    production of LoTR: $270,000,000

    Gandalf v. Balrog onscreen: priceless

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    1. Re:dollars and cents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yaknow, that fight should be set in Las Vegas.

      (*cough*boxing gloves*cough*)

  41. Someone mod parent as.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..+1 Informative. You know it's true.

  42. Wow, what an idiot by paranoid.android · · Score: 1

    Be sure and email Wesley Morris, author of this fine article, and let him know what you think.

  43. When do tickets go on sale elsewhere (Toronto)? by Malc · · Score: 2

    So, the Danes can purchase their tickets 2 months early. Come 19th December I will be living in Toronto... can any Canadians tell me when the tickets will go on sale there, where to go to get them, and where the best place to see the movie will be (I'm going to be living just west of King and Bathurst)?

    1. Re:When do tickets go on sale elsewhere (Toronto)? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw the movie, if you will be living in toronto you should be seeing this. One more reason Toronto is the best place to live in North America.

  44. Life imitates Web Comic... by west · · Score: 2
  45. I hope those people shower... by Evil_Furby · · Score: 0

    I'd hate to have to walk pst a line of BO to go see a movie that comes out before LOTR. However the smell might accurately create the smell of some of the creatures in the LOTR books/films so in a way it would add to the immersion of the film.

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  46. Bert is Evil [Re:That Evil Gandalf] by rm3friskerFTN · · Score: 1
    Where is the picture of Bert with Gandalf?

    How about Bert, Gandalf, and Ossama Bin Laden?

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    1. Re:Bert is Evil [Re:That Evil Gandalf] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comment was funnier before you laboriously connected all the dots with your second sentence.

      -The Joke Police

  47. It won't work by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

    Middle Earth is in the northern hemisphere (this can be deduced even if it's not specifically stated in the book; e.g., elephants come from the south). And Middle Earth's sun sets in the West.

    New Zealand is upside down. It won't work ;^p

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  48. !Hollywood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A story by a South African of British parentage.
    A large number of British actors.
    Filmed in New Zealand.

    This might not be the usual Hollywood fsck-up.

    ....I'll reserve my geeky pre-conceptions about this until it's released.

  49. What is the big deal? by jwhyche · · Score: 0


    I've had openning night tickets for LOTR for a couple weeks now. Last time I was at the theater I said, "Hey Mike, can you score me a few tickets for LOTR?" He said, "Not a problem."

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  50. Re:Can't Think Of Intelligent Subject by Garyman_2000 · · Score: 0

    The only queue I'll be in to watch this movie is the one in Creative's FSERVE on Undernet.

  51. Watch "Amelie" if you want artistry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the success of crouching tiger perhaps this gorgeous french film will be released in the USA. I notice most US films assume their audience can't read (the characters read the signs out loud) so subtitled films must be rare over there...

  52. Where is the m00se? by dbretton · · Score: 1

    Maybee he is wik dem c0mp00ter geks, waitink fur den LOTR m00vie.

    Mind yu, a m00se bite kan be viry nastey.

    -Had to be done-

    1. Re:Where is the m00se? by Araneas · · Score: 1

      The Poster of this comment has been Sacked

    2. Re:Where is the m00se? by opkool · · Score: 1

      Vë shøld gø øn Vakatiøn to SwëËdËn!

  53. fixed? by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

    He didn't, he didn't, and you won't.

    Thank God.

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  54. Win a trip to the US Premiere? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    BookSense.com is running a contest where you can win a trip to the US premiere of The Fellowship of the Ring.

    Shopping at BookSense.com also supports local Independent bookstores (rather than the big chains). Though you don't have to buy anything to enter the contest it seems...

  55. Toronto is the worst place I've ever lived by Von+Rex · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    A common attitude of people from Toronto, most of whom consider civilization to begin and end at their city borders because they're so ignorant they've never been anywhere else.

    I've lived in half a dozen Canadian cities. I've also lived in New York City, Seattle, and rural Connecticut. And of all the places I've lived, the very last one I'd ever live again would be Toronto.

    Toronto manages to combine the worst aspects of both countries. It's got the pompousity and pretention of Canadians but without their gentle and friendly nature. It's got the crime, filth, and overcrowded nature of the worst of American cities but without America's prosperity, resources, opportunity, confidence, and bolder style of friendliness. It's a city where all conversation seems to just be searching for opportunities to kick others in the teeth. When I moved to New York City, I was amazed at how much nicer everyone was.

    Canadians are a divided people in many ways, not just the obvious French/English thing. But one thing I found universal among all was an extreme dislike of Toronto and everything associated with. As one Canadian put it, "we should build a wall around Toronto so high that not even ideas get out".

  56. Its already on the net! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $20 for URL for roughcut.

  57. It's safe to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...these guys have never heard of pussy!

  58. They're getting it earlier... by about nine days. by devphil · · Score: 2


    Well, perhaps not the Danes, but the Brits. (And a flight to London is cheap. *grin*)

    It opens on the 10th, I believe, in England, and on the 19th on this side of the pond. My girlfriend will happen to be in the Netherlands at the time, and will be flying to London to catch the earlier showing.

    I am tremendously envious. I am a major fan of Prof. Tolkien's works.

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    You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
  59. Who wants to go see this movie by kindbud · · Score: 2

    ...with a bunch of people who've been waiting in line for over a month? They'll absolutely reek.

    --
    Edith Keeler Must Die
  60. You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that in New-Zealand, the sun doesn't set in the East ;)

  61. As long as pedantry is in fashion... by kiwimate · · Score: 1

    ...that would be an Englishman born in South Africa of English parents whose family moved to England when he was four years old.

    Woo-hoo -- do I win?!?