TR, G SRNM S DFFRNT AND D S NW, BT G LS PASSWRD WHN CMPTR BRAK AND LS CK FR SLASHDT!!! G ND SMLAR-LKNG SRNAM BT MST WR ALRADY TAKN BY MTATRS!!! G S RAL, JST ASK YR MM WH G CLBBD AND BRGHT BACK T CAV LAST NGHT!!! F G CAN RMMBR LD PASSWRD R SLASHDT FXS G'S MAL S G CAN RTRV T, G WLL HAPPLY S LD SRNAM!!! NFRTNATLY G MST S CHAP SBSTTT N MANTM!!! G'S MMRY S NFRTNATLY CLDD BY LNG CMA FRM SMKNG BAD CAV WD!!!!!
G FTN MSNDRSTD BY SLASHDT SRS AND MDRATRS BCAS G SPND ALL TM N CAV SMKNG CAV WD AND ATNG FSH HADS. G LV N MCH DFFRNT WRLD FRM YR PARNT'S BASMNT!!! G LV FF FXD NCM F 5000 FSH HADS A WK AND NFRTNATLY CANNT AFFRD XPNSV PRPRTARY APPL HARDWAR WTHT BRAKNG A FW HADS! LF S HARD DRNG CAV RCSSN AND G CANNT GT JB AND LVS N CAV WLFAR!! AND G NLY TLL TRTH, T S NT G'S FALT THAT STV JBS SMKS CRACK!!!
G HAS BN N LNG CMA AFTR SMKNG BAD CAV WD AND NT RALZ APPL RLAS NW CAV MAC PRATNG SYSTM!!! G WNT T LCAL CAV MAC VNDR AND BRK SALSMAN'S HAD WTH PN SRC CD! THN G TK DAL PRCSSR CAV MAC G4 S G CLD RN CAV MACSX!!! G VRY MPRSSD BY MLATN ABLTS! G LK PRTTY CLRS F WNDWS XP BT NT LK STN-AG CAV PC HARDWAR!! WHN G CLB CAV-HS AND TAK THM BACK T CAV THY VRY MPRSSD BY G'S TP-F-TH-LN HARDWAR!!!! G SD T SMK CAV WD WTH STV JBS BACK BFR H STARTD SNRTNG CRACK RCKS AND DSGNNG FRTY CLRD CAV MACS AND S GLAD T S JBS CCASNALLY MAK GD SFTWAR!!
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TR, G SRNM S DFFRNT AND D S NW, BT G LS PASSWRD WHN CMPTR BRAK AND LS CK FR SLASHDT!!! G ND SMLAR-LKNG SRNAM BT MST WR ALRADY TAKN BY MTATRS!!! G S RAL, JST ASK YR MM WH G CLBBD AND BRGHT BACK T CAV LAST NGHT!!! F G CAN RMMBR LD PASSWRD R SLASHDT FXS G'S MAL S G CAN RTRV T, G WLL HAPPLY S LD SRNAM!!! NFRTNATLY G MST S CHAP SBSTTT N MANTM!!! G'S MMRY S NFRTNATLY CLDD BY LNG CMA FRM SMKNG BAD CAV WD!!!!!
G FTN MSNDRSTD BY SLASHDT SRS AND MDRATRS BCAS G SPND ALL TM N CAV SMKNG CAV WD AND ATNG FSH HADS. G LV N MCH DFFRNT WRLD FRM YR PARNT'S BASMNT!!! G LV FF FXD NCM F 5000 FSH HADS A WK AND NFRTNATLY CANNT AFFRD XPNSV PRPRTARY APPL HARDWAR WTHT BRAKNG A FW HADS! LF S HARD DRNG CAV RCSSN AND G CANNT GT JB AND LVS N CAV WLFAR!! AND G NLY TLL TRTH, T S NT G'S FALT THAT STV JBS SMKS CRACK!!!
G HAS BN N LNG CMA AFTR SMKNG BAD CAV WD AND NT RALZ APPL RLAS NW CAV MAC PRATNG SYSTM!!! G WNT T LCAL CAV MAC VNDR AND BRK SALSMAN'S HAD WTH PN SRC CD! THN G TK DAL PRCSSR CAV MAC G4 S G CLD RN CAV MACSX!!! G VRY MPRSSD BY MLATN ABLTS! G LK PRTTY CLRS F WNDWS XP BT NT LK STN-AG CAV PC HARDWAR!! WHN G CLB CAV-HS AND TAK THM BACK T CAV THY VRY MPRSSD BY G'S TP-F-TH-LN HARDWAR!!!! G SD T SMK CAV WD WTH STV JBS BACK BFR H STARTD SNRTNG CRACK RCKS AND DSGNNG FRTY CLRD CAV MACS AND S GLAD T S JBS CCASNALLY MAK GD SFTWAR!!