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  1. Re:Send your garbage to court on Coffee Requires Cancer Warning, California Judge Rules (cnbc.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    It is typically soaked in another potential carcinogen DHMO (unproven thus far) and sold to innocent civilians at less-than-lethal doses whenever a cinnamon roll or bagel is sold on an individual basis.

    It is much like how Alcoa took waste from the aluminum refining process 70-80 years ago and managed to sell it to cities to put in their water supplies.

  2. A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

    I work for a major car company.

  3. Re:Fact checking on Facebook Begins 'Fact-Checking' Photos, Videos (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    In this case a US Dem senator who believes in 57 genders?

    As a matter of fact, Kraft Heinz Co. spent about a million dollars on lobbyists in 2017.

    One of Kraft Heinz Co.'s biggest products is Heinz 57 Sauce.

    Coincidence? Needn't I bring up the Alex Jones KC Masterpiece LGBTBBQ Sauce conspiracy theory which may have some merit, actually. (Add your thoughts below.)

  4. Was it really necessary to make me spray coffee all over my screen this early in the morning?

    Ewwww, who keeps coffee in a spray bottle?