I interconnected on a bus once. Her name was Carmen and she weighed 300 pounds. It took the firemen three hours to get me out. Still, she had a good time and I actually made her cum four times. W00t, as you geeks say.
Anyway, it made me think.. It'd be really easy to fuck fat women for the rest of my life, so that's what I'm doing.. Working my way through all the chubby mingers until I get to Malda.
Hmmm.. You don't seem to realise that your opinion counts for shit on Slashdot. Slashdot doesn't care about it's audience at all. The REAL reason this place is still running is that it's a nice little earner for Malda and his butt-fucking buddies. How many hits do they get each day? And they're talking about a subscription service and bigger ads. Fuck that.
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My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
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A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone
Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes
We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
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We got incest & bestiality too
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We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
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And what's on the TV screen
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I interconnected on a bus once. Her name was Carmen and she weighed 300 pounds. It took the firemen three hours to get me out. Still, she had a good time and I actually made her cum four times. W00t, as you geeks say.
Anyway, it made me think.. It'd be really easy to fuck fat women for the rest of my life, so that's what I'm doing.. Working my way through all the chubby mingers until I get to Malda.
gotta love that megadeth.
and that Luca Turrilli, Manowar, Hammerfall, Rhapsodomy, Iced Earth and all other gods of cheese metal.
Hmmm.. You don't seem to realise that your opinion counts for shit on Slashdot. Slashdot doesn't care about it's audience at all. The REAL reason this place is still running is that it's a nice little earner for Malda and his butt-fucking buddies. How many hits do they get each day? And they're talking about a subscription service and bigger ads. Fuck that.
Bow down to the legends of steel!
Cheese metal is the fucking coolest music ever man. It's the shit alright.
Mighty metal gods of hot steel and nordic twilight!
That's because it's Linux.
The power of an 80's calculator, and 100 times the boot time.
Fucking shit.
Would you like to suck on each of my seven nads? I think you would. You love it, you little bitch.
why thank you for pointing this out.
Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666
The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else
Ginger...Ginger
My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly
Yeah yeah yeah
A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone
Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes
We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!
Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me
I was trained to fuck you baby...