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  1. this reminds me of a story on On-line Documentary on Machinima · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Carolina Porfirio was 19 and part English with an Italian father, hence the
    name. She worked as an office girl for a company in the same building where
    I rented an office suite for my business in Nice, down the corridor on the
    same floor. All that follows happened shortly after I split up with Ginny
    Harris and was preparing to leave the Riviera to go to Spain. I was, by this
    time, a full member of the Riviera Rape Club and wanted to provide the club
    with a bitch we could abuse, torture and sex kill.

    I chose Carolina because the young 5'4" cunt was gorgeous (in fact, she was
    stunning, a real head turner) and close enough to keep under observation for
    a while but far enough not to be connected with me. There was little chance
    her disappearance would be linked to me. I kept a watch on her for a couple
    of weeks and learned her name, age, that she commuted by train from across
    the border in Ventimiglia, Italy (only a 30 minute train ride), had no
    boyfriend, and jogged every evening. The jogging would explain the
    sexwhore's lovely athletic look. The jogging looked like the best
    opportunity to abduct my chosen sexbaby and that's how we got her.

    As soon as we had the sexy bottom babe in a safe place (by this I always
    mean safe for the abuser, not the victim), we crowded around (there were 8
    of us) to fondle Carolina's body still with her clothes on. I think this is
    very humiliating for a sex object to be fondled fully dressed. It is like
    being raped but with the added fear of knowing it is yet to happen. Then we
    ordered her to do a striptease for us. She tried to back away from us,
    shaking her pretty head and crying, looking down at the floor and saying
    "Nooooo" and "Pleeeeease!" over and over. It took a punch deep in her belly
    and a hard brutal kick from behind right in her teenage cunt, which sent her
    sprawling and retching on the floor, to change her mind.

    It's interesting that even a tracksuit can look gorgeously sexual on an
    attractive love object, male or female. Carolina was wearing a powder blue
    track with a pale pink stripe over the left shoulder and down the body,
    repeated in the trouser part to the ankle. On her small pretty teenage feet
    she wore white and bright pink reeboks and dayglow pink cotton anklesocks.
    After fondling the 19 year old whoregirl with her clothes on, we made the
    babybumsex bitchgirl do a striptease and dirty dance for us. I lied to the
    pretty bumbaby, saying that we'd also kidnapped her kid sister (an 11 year
    old ugly duckling, quite unlike her delicious big sister) and would kill it
    if she didn't perform for us and obey all our commands completely and
    immediately, no matter how disgusting and evil she thought them. I told her
    to leave the reeboks and the cute little sexy sox on. In fact, the fat
    bottom girl Carolina wore them throughout her terrible ordeal, and died with
    them on.

    Following the dirty dancing, throughout which Carolina cried her lovely blue
    eyes out, we made her stand with her hands on her pretty head so we could
    all feel and fondle her nude body all over. Then I made the fucking
    babysex kneel down so that we could take turns in front of her pretty face.

    Each man was allowed to present the teenage whore with either his penis or
    his bum, but not both. Most gave her their cocks to lick and kiss, but I
    was one of only two presenting her with our big bums, making the lush
    childwoman lick up and down our dirty cracks and kissing our bottom holes.
    It's hard to describe the feeling of it to someone who hasn't experienced
    the wonderful sensation of killing a very sexy looking girl (or boy). I'm
    not in the least sorry about doing it. She deserved to be murdered for
    being so lovely and sexual, for being a very pretty young female and for
    having a gorgeous body. I am sorry only that I've not done it more than
    once. There are so many I would love to have killed, girls and boys, women

  2. My take on things on RIAA Settles Suits Against Students · · Score: -1, Flamebait

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  3. I Have Relenquished My Linux Duties on Antarctic Ozone Hole Leveling Off · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Hey gang, Alan Cox here again.

    I wanted to let everyone know that I am discontinuing my work on the Linux TCP/IP stack. After admitting to myself that it sux, I felt I was disservicing the community with my niggardly code.

    I recommend using FreeBSD, NetBSD, OpenBSD, or even Darwin, which now compiles and runs under x86. The BSD family of OSes all have much better TCP/IP performance than Linux. Solaris is offered by Sun for cost of media for non-commercial uses, as is SCO's OpenServer and Compaq's Tru64 UNIX (formerly As much as it pains me to say this, Windows NT 4.0 and Windows 2000 (aka Windows NT 5.0) are great network OSes, with a built-in GUI no less. And as bad as the GUI is in WinNT4 and Win2K, it's a Hell of a lot better than the crusty, poorly-written crap like GNOME and KDE and the window managers avaiable for them.

    In fact, I think even the HURD is a better solution than Linux at this point. Even though it's only released at version .002++d11, its networking scheme blasts Linux's out of the toilet...

    I have to go now, as heavy as my heart is, as it's time for my monthly bath. I hope no one is uber-upset by this news; they shouldn't be, as this is a step forward for Linux. Perhaps without my substandard, slavish attempts at being L33T and defecating code, the kernel and its networking performance will benefit from a real programmer and not a DGH (Dirty GNU Hippy) like me...

    Thank you.