CMDRTACO is out on the streets selling "special tacos". Special tacos contain special ingredients which makes you unconsus. CMDRTACO Then uses the victim in his "Taco snotting" sessions. BEWARE you HAVE been warned.
CMDRTACO is out on the streets selling "special tacos". Special tacos contain special ingredients which makes you unconsus. CMDRTACO Then uses the victim in his "Taco snotting" sessions. BEWARE you HAVE been warned.
You must not melt your eyeballs playing stuff like super stupid mario! Instead, turn it off, and look at the greatest grachics ever made! Goatse.cx! where else?
I, a master cracker, has broken in to linus torvolds linux development network and i have SHOCKING news!
I came across kernel 2.9.99, the beta version of L3!!! L3 is not GPL'ed but LBL'ed which stands for Linus'es borg licence! L3 will contain the following features.
Costs $10,000
Very unstable
1,398,484 known bugs that won't be fixed
Penguin DNA
1000 propreity apps costing a further $23,300!
LinSPY
Anti Destructi!
AND ABSOLUTLEY NO WARRENTY!
Thats NOT ALL! It's will be illegal to copy it, current linux users must upgrade or have their computers destroyed!
Rob, Linuses little helper has wrote WinVi, MacVi OS/2Vi BeVi and solarVI! these 'VI's are viruses that are Undectectable and Unstoppable and will FORCEL3 on to everyones machine!
He has passed a special "LAW" to make this legal, and will be realesing evil L3 either when its June 2004 or when every penguin on the planet is massacered!
And if we take the $33,300 per copy cost and mutliply that by about 500,000,000 estimated computers in the world linus will make
$16,650,000,000,000
Making him a multi trillionare! and about 390 times richer than B.Gate$ ! Don't let this happen, boycott linux today!
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THIS IS A GOATSE.CX LINK!
and my signiture is one too :)
X is Y Z is A, but T is Troll, and Today is troll tuesday!
WARNING!
CMDRTACO is out on the streets selling "special tacos". Special tacos contain special ingredients which makes you unconsus. CMDRTACO Then uses the victim in his "Taco snotting" sessions. BEWARE you HAVE been warned.
[trollXP@Trollbox /dev/troll] beware -of /dev/tacos!
WARNING!
CMDRTACO is out on the streets selling "special tacos". Special tacos contain special ingredients which makes you unconsus. CMDRTACO Then uses the victim in his "Taco snotting" sessions. BEWARE you HAVE been warned.
[trollXP@Trollbox /dev/troll] beware -of /dev/tacos!
hack the code!
#INCLUDE
#INCLUDE
printf("Visit Goatse.cx")
FUCK HIM AND FUCK YOU IF YOU LIKE HIM ---anti---lameness-crack---
You must not melt your eyeballs playing stuff like super stupid mario! Instead, turn it off, and look at the greatest grachics ever made! Goatse.cx! where else?
AND I HATE LYNX USERS!
But only windoze users will get it!
Here it is!
I, a master cracker, has broken in to linus torvolds linux development network and i have SHOCKING news!
I came across kernel 2.9.99, the beta version of L3!!! L3 is not GPL'ed but LBL'ed which stands for Linus'es borg licence! L3 will contain the following features.
Thats NOT ALL! It's will be illegal to copy it, current linux users must upgrade or have their computers destroyed!
Rob, Linuses little helper has wrote WinVi, MacVi OS/2Vi BeVi and solarVI! these 'VI's are viruses that are Undectectable and Unstoppable and will FORCE L3 on to everyones machine!
He has passed a special "LAW" to make this legal, and will be realesing evil L3 either when its June 2004 or when every penguin on the planet is massacered!
And if we take the $33,300 per copy cost and mutliply that by about 500,000,000 estimated computers in the world linus will make
$16,650,000,000,000
Making him a multi trillionare! and about 390 times richer than B.Gate$ ! Don't let this happen, boycott linux today!
Buy Windows XP for non evil computing!
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The new Troll XP! Trolls on slashdot will Never Be the same again!