Some faggots are very, very gay, yes. However, there exists a certain breed of faggot that is even gayer than this. So gay infact, that words cannot describe such extreme homosexuality.
Junis wanked over Junis's penis.
Junis fucked CmdrTaco's hellmouth and ESR made love to Junis's anus.
RMS sucked off Junis's anus.
The Goatsex Guy wanked over CmdrTaco's manshaft.
RMS wanked over Junis's manshaft.
CmdrTaco sucked off Hemos's hellmouth while Hemos sucked off ESR's penis.
Cowboyneal wanked over Cowboyneal's penis.
RMS sucked off Junis's hellmouth and Cowboyneal made love to The Goatsex Guy's hellmouth.
ESR wanked over The Goatsex Guy's manshaft.
RMS sucked off Cowboyneal's hellmouth.
Cowboyneal made love to Cowboyneal's manshaft after RMS wanked over ESR's penis.
RMS wanked over Hemos's manshaft.
Hemos wanked over Cowboyneal's hellmouth but Junis wanked over The Goatsex Guy's hellmouth.
ESR sucked off CmdrTaco's penis and RMS sucked off ESR's penis.
ESR made love to The Goatsex Guy's manshaft.
Cowboyneal wanked over Hemos's penis.
The Goatsex Guy made love to ESR's penis.
RMS made love to Cowboyneal's manshaft and Junis raped Junis's hellmouth.
The Goatsex Guy raped The Goatsex Guy's manshaft after CmdrTaco fucked The Goatsex Guy's anus.
ESR sucked off The Goatsex Guy's hellmouth and The Goatsex Guy raped CmdrTaco's hellmouth.
The Goatsex Guy fucked ESR's hellmouth.
RMS wanked over RMS's penis.
Junis wanked over Hemos's manshaft.
ESR wanked over Junis's anus after CmdrTaco wanked over RMS's penis.
The Goatsex Guy raped Cowboyneal's hellmouth.
CmdrTaco made love to ESR's manshaft after Cowboyneal made love to RMS's penis.
Cowboyneal fucked CmdrTaco's manshaft after ESR made love to Junis's hellmouth.
RMS fucked CmdrTaco's penis and RMS raped ESR's hellmouth.
RMS sucked off Junis's hellmouth while The Goatsex Guy sucked off Junis's anus.
RMS sucked off Junis's hellmouth but CmdrTaco fucked CmdrTaco's manshaft.
Cowboyneal raped RMS's anus.
Hemos made love to Junis's manshaft after ESR made love to Junis's hellmouth.
RMS made love to The Goatsex Guy's manshaft after Junis made love to ESR's anus.
The Goatsex Guy sucked off CmdrTaco's anus and ESR sucked off Junis's anus.
Hemos raped CmdrTaco's manshaft after Junis wanked over The Goatsex Guy's penis.
CmdrTaco sucked off Hemos's penis while ESR sucked off CmdrTaco's hellmouth.
ESR made love to The Goatsex Guy's hellmouth.
CmdrTaco wanked over RMS's anus.
ESR wanked over Junis's manshaft.
Cowboyneal fucked Hemos's hellmouth.
Cowboyneal fucked ESR's penis.
RMS raped Junis's penis.
Junis made love to Cowboyneal's anus.
The Goatsex Guy made love to ESR's anus after Cowboyneal made love to CmdrTaco's hellmouth.
Cowboyneal sucked off Hemos's hellmouth but ESR sucked off Cowboyneal's anus.
Hemos sucked off The Goatsex Guy's penis after Hemos sucked off ESR's hellmouth.
CmdrTaco sucked off CmdrTaco's anus.
ESR fucked CmdrTaco's manshaft.
RMS made love to RMS's hellmouth.
The Goatsex Guy sucked off Junis's anus while RMS wanked over Junis's penis.
Cowboyneal wanked over CmdrTaco's anus but Hemos fucked RMS's hellmouth.
RMS sucked off Hemos's manshaft.
Hemos raped ESR's hellmouth and ESR made love to Cowboyneal's anus.
ESR raped CmdrTaco's penis after The Goatsex Guy wanked over The Goatsex Guy's hellmouth.
Hemos wanked over RMS's penis.
The Goatsex Guy fucked The Goatsex Guy's manshaft after Cowboyneal wanked over Cowboyneal's manshaft.
Cowboyneal made love to ESR's penis after Cowboyneal made love to ESR's penis.
CmdrTaco sucked off Hemos's penis after ESR wanked over Junis's hellmouth.
Hemos made love to ESR's hellmouth.
Junis wanked over CmdrTaco's hellmouth.
CmdrTaco raped Cowboyneal's anus while Junis sucked off The Goatsex Guy's penis.
Cowboyneal raped Cowboyneal's manshaft.
RMS wanked over ESR's manshaft while Hemos made love to Junis's penis.
Junis wanked over Hemos's manshaft and Cowboyneal made love to Junis's penis.
Cowboyneal made love to ESR's hellmouth.
The Goatsex Guy wanked over Junis's manshaft after Cowboyneal fucked CmdrTaco's anus.
The Goatsex Guy made love to CmdrTaco's penis.
Hemos sucked off Junis's penis but Junis made love to Cowboyneal's anus.
Junis sucked off The Goatsex Guy's anus.
CmdrTaco made love to RMS's anus but Cowboyneal fucked RMS's hellmouth.
CmdrTaco sucked off The Goatsex Guy's anus and ESR wanked over Hemos's anus.
ESR wanked over CmdrTaco's manshaft and RMS wanked over Hemos's anus.
Cowboyneal wanked over The Goatsex Guy's hellmouth.
Junis raped Hemos's penis while Cowboyneal raped Cowboyneal's penis.
Cowboyneal fucked Cowboyneal's anus but ESR wanked over ESR's manshaft.
Junis made love to CmdrTaco's manshaft while Junis sucked off ESR's hellmouth.
ESR wanked over CmdrTaco's penis.
Cowboyneal wanked over RMS's manshaft after RMS made love to ESR's manshaft.
Junis wanked over ESR's hellmouth.
Hemos made love to The Goatsex Guy's penis and Cowboyneal sucked off RMS's manshaft.
Cowboyneal made love to ESR's anus while ESR fucked RMS's penis.
The Goatsex Guy fucked Cowboyneal's hellmouth and Junis fucked CmdrTaco's anus.
ESR fucked Cowboyneal's penis.
ESR fucked Junis's anus after The Goatsex Guy raped Hemos's penis.
ESR made love to Cowboyneal's hellmouth but Cowboyneal fucked RMS's anus.
CmdrTaco made love to CmdrTaco's penis.
Cowboyneal fucked Hemos's manshaft after Junis raped Cowboyneal's penis.
ESR raped ESR's penis but Cowboyneal sucked off The Goatsex Guy's hellmouth.
The Goatsex Guy raped CmdrTaco's anus.
CmdrTaco wanked over Junis's anus after RMS fucked The Goatsex Guy's penis.
The Goatsex Guy made love to RMS's hellmouth.
RMS sucked off CmdrTaco's hellmouth and Junis fucked ESR's anus.
Junis sucked off The Goatsex Guy's anus.
Hemos raped Junis's penis after CmdrTaco made love to ESR's penis.
ESR wanked over The Goatsex Guy's penis.
Hemos raped CmdrTaco's manshaft and Cowboyneal fucked Hemos's manshaft.
CmdrTaco fucked Hemos's manshaft but Hemos wanked over The Goatsex Guy's manshaft.
ESR raped CmdrTaco's anus.
Hemos wanked over Cowboyneal's anus.
Junis fucked The Goatsex Guy's hellmouth after ESR wanked over CmdrTaco's manshaft.
The Goatsex Guy wanked over Hemos's hellmouth but ESR sucked off CmdrTaco's hellmouth.
The Goatsex Guy made love to Hemos's anus and CmdrTaco raped RMS's penis.
ESR made love to The Goatsex Guy's penis.
ESR wanked over RMS's manshaft while The Goatsex Guy raped Hemos's hellmouth.
ESR raped CmdrTaco's penis.
Hemos fucked Hemos's anus.
RMS made love to Hemos's hellmouth after The Goatsex Guy made love to CmdrTaco's anus.
CmdrTaco raped Hemos's hellmouth and RMS fucked The Goatsex Guy's penis.
Cowboyneal wanked over Hemos's hellmouth while CmdrTaco wanked over CmdrTaco's manshaft.
CmdrTaco fucked Junis's manshaft.
Cowboyneal fucked CmdrTaco's manshaft after Cowboyneal fucked Junis's manshaft.
The Goatsex Guy wanked over Junis's manshaft.
Hemos made love to The Goatsex Guy's manshaft and ESR made love to RMS's hellmouth.
Junis made love to RMS's penis after CmdrTaco sucked off CmdrTaco's hellmouth.
RMS made love to Cowboyneal's manshaft.
Cowboyneal raped CmdrTaco's anus and Junis sucked off ESR's manshaft.
The Goatsex Guy wanked over ESR's penis.
Cowboyneal sucked off The Goatsex Guy's anus.
The Goatsex Guy raped RMS's hellmouth but RMS wanked over Hemos's manshaft.
Hemos sucked off Hemos's manshaft.
CmdrTaco wanked over ESR's penis and RMS sucked off CmdrTaco's penis.
CmdrTaco made love to ESR's penis.
The Goatsex Guy sucked off The Goatsex Guy's penis but Hemos fucked The Goatsex Guy's hellmouth.
Junis made love to Hemos's manshaft and RMS made love to Hemos's anus.
CmdrTaco fucked The Goatsex Guy's penis and Hemos wanked over Cowboyneal's penis.
Junis wanked over Cowboyneal's hellmouth but ESR sucked off Junis's manshaft.
Cowboyneal made love to The Goatsex Guy's anus.
RMS raped Junis's manshaft.
RMS wanked over RMS's manshaft.
CmdrTaco fucked Cowboyneal's hellmouth.
Hemos sucked off ESR's anus.
The Goatsex Guy fucked The Goatsex Guy's penis.
Junis raped CmdrTaco's penis.
Hemos made love to RMS's anus.
Cowboyneal raped Cowboyneal's manshaft while RMS raped The Goatsex Guy's anus.
RMS raped CmdrTaco's manshaft while Junis fucked Cowboyneal's manshaft.
Junis made love to Junis's anus after Cowboyneal made love to RMS's anus.
Hemos sucked off The Goatsex Guy's anus.
CmdrTaco fucked ESR's hellmouth but The Goatsex Guy fucked Hemos's penis.
Hemos fucked RMS's hellmouth after CmdrTaco raped Junis's hellmouth.
Cowboyneal wanked over Junis's manshaft and CmdrTaco wanked over RMS's manshaft.
Cowboyneal raped The Goatsex Guy's penis.
CmdrTaco raped CmdrTaco's penis.
RMS made love to The Goatsex Guy's hellmouth and Hemos wanked over Junis's hellmouth.
Cowboyneal made love to The Goatsex Guy's penis.
The Goatsex Guy fucked RMS's hellmouth.
ESR wanked over Hemos's anus.
CmdrTaco made love to CmdrTaco's anus.
Junis fucked Junis's manshaft.
The Goatsex Guy raped Junis's penis.
RMS wanked over Hemos's manshaft.
CmdrTaco fucked ESR's penis while Junis fucked Hemos's penis.
Hemos wanked over Junis's penis and RMS raped The Goatsex Guy's anus.
CmdrTaco sucked off Hemos's penis.
Hemos made love to Junis's penis and CmdrTaco fucked ESR's manshaft.
Junis sucked off CmdrTaco's hellmouth.
Junis sucked off CmdrTaco's hellmouth while Cowboyneal wanked over Cowboyneal's hellmouth.
Junis wanked over The Goatsex Guy's manshaft.
ESR fucked CmdrTaco's hellmouth but ESR fucked Junis's penis.
The Goatsex Guy wanked over Cowboyneal's penis but Hemos wanked over Cowboyneal's manshaft.
Junis sucked off RMS's manshaft.
Hemos sucked off Cowboyneal's anus but CmdrTaco fucked Cowboyneal's hellmouth.
The Goatsex Guy made love to RMS's penis but ESR sucked off CmdrTaco's penis.
Cowboyneal fucked ESR's hellmouth.
Hemos made love to ESR's penis.
CmdrTaco raped RMS's manshaft.
Junis fucked ESR's penis.
Junis wanked over RMS's penis after Hemos fucked Junis's manshaft.
Junis sucked off Junis's anus and Hemos made love to Cowboyneal's manshaft.
CmdrTaco made love to The Goatsex Guy's penis while ESR fucked RMS's hellmouth.
CmdrTaco fucked The Goatsex Guy's manshaft.
Cowboyneal sucked off CmdrTaco's manshaft.
The Goatsex Guy sucked off RMS's hellmouth after ESR fucked Junis's hellmouth.
ESR raped CmdrTaco's penis and RMS sucked off Junis's penis.
RMS made love to Cowboyneal's anus.
ESR sucked off RMS's anus.
The Goatsex Guy made love to CmdrTaco's penis while Junis wanked over RMS's anus.
CmdrTaco made love to The Goatsex Guy's manshaft but Cowboyneal sucked off ESR's hellmouth.
CmdrTaco sucked off ESR's anus and CmdrTaco sucked off ESR's penis.
RMS made love to Cowboyneal's hellmouth.
Hemos wanked over The Goatsex Guy's manshaft and RMS sucked off Cowboyneal's manshaft.
Junis made love to ESR's hellmouth but Junis fucked Junis's hellmouth.
Cowboyneal fucked CmdrTaco's hellmouth while CmdrTaco fucked Junis's manshaft.
Junis sucked off ESR's penis and Hemos made love to Cowboyneal's manshaft.
Cowboyneal raped The Goatsex Guy's manshaft.
ESR fucked Junis's penis.
CmdrTaco raped Hemos's anus after ESR fucked Hemos's penis.
RMS wanked over CmdrTaco's hellmouth.
The Goatsex Guy raped ESR's anus.
The Goatsex Guy made love to RMS's hellmouth after The Goatsex Guy fucked Cowboyneal's hellmouth.
ESR raped Junis's manshaft and The Goatsex Guy wanked over RMS's anus.
CmdrTaco made love to The Goatsex Guy's penis.
RMS made love to CmdrTaco's manshaft.
Junis made love to Junis's penis.
CmdrTaco fucked Hemos's penis.
Junis made love to Junis's anus.
Junis sucked off RMS's manshaft.
ESR made love to Cowboyneal's hellmouth.
Junis wanked over CmdrTaco's hellmouth.
The Goatsex Guy wanked over Hemos's penis and Cowboyneal raped CmdrTaco's penis.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Slashdot BSD section community this week when IDC confirmed that Slashdot's BSD section's readers account for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot readers. Coming on top of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Slashdot's BSD section has lost more market share, this news serves to reenforce what we've known all along. Slashdot's BSD section is collapsing in complete disarray, finishing dead last in Slashdot's most-popular-section survey.
We should all keep in mind this simple truth: Slashdot's BSD section is dying.
You don't need to be Kreskin to predict Slashdot's BSD section's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot's BSD section faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Slashdot's BSD section because Slashdot's BSD section is dying. Things are looking very bad for Slashdot's BSD section. As many of us are already aware, Slashdot's BSD section continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
BSD section reader, Anonymous Coward, states that there are 7 readers of Slashdot's BSD section. How many readers of Slashdot's BSD section are there? Let's see. The number of BSD versus Linux posts on Usenet is roughly 200, 50% lower than last year, which was 50% below the year before. In 1999, there were a known 28 readers of Slashdot's BSD section. This is consistant with the figures provided by Anonymous Coward.
Additionally, the number of "*BSD is dying" posts has been on the rise. In 1999, there were 2000 "*BSD is dying" posts, which rose to 4000 in 2000, and a staggering 8000 in 2001. This is consistant with the number of Usenet posts and is clear evidence that Slashdot's BSD section is dying.
All major surveys show that Slashdot's BSD section has steadily declined in market share. Slashdot's BSD section is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Slashdot's BSD section is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyists, dabblers, and dilettantes. Slashdot's BSD section continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Slashdot's BSD section is dead.
This article is another attempt to subversively convert more straight Slashdot readers into slashbots - homo toyboys, kept around for CmdrTaco's sexual forfillment. Let's examine the article and see why this insidious Open Sauce movement must be stopped at all costs:
"My brother and I were just commissioned to develop a large energy management system"
In other words, Cowboikneel and CmdrTaco get tired after too little anal sex and need a more effective system to manage their energy. This is no doubt due to them both being fat homosexual geeks. The only cure is to go outside, breathe the fresh air, excercise regularly, and stop taking men up the ass.
"Aside from the GUI, which we've already agreed to use QT 3.0 for"
Ever since qt was released under the GPL (Gay Penetration License), CmdrTaco's toy boys have been using qt more and more. qt, or Queer Technology as it is now known, was strictly forbidden before, as it did not allow RMS to have Gay Penetration with his Free Software ("Software" is a term for underwear designed for easy removal). It is a major loss for the straight community that qt has now 'come out' under the GPL. We must strive to find a straight replacement.
"we specifically are looking for cross-platform libraries for multi-threading, serial port I/O, and network I/O."
cross-platform, as I've already documented elsewhere is a term used to describe any object which will fit in CmdrTaco's, Cowboikneel's, and Homos's ass. It is truly a disgusting phrase.
multi-threading refers to the homosexual practice of inserting more than one object up a gay lover's anus. The anus has to support multithreading for this to be possible. Cowboikneel has always supported this, due to the enhanced size of his O-ring. CmdrTaco has not always supported multithreading, but after being impaled on Homos's huge cock multiple times, he has now managed to support it.
'serial port I/O' refers to the sick practice of in-line Gay Penetration. Because of the nature of this task, each lover must hold a Gay Penetration License. in-line Gay Penetration means Homos taking CmdrTaco who in turn takes Cowboikneel, who continues the line of homosexuality. Many homos will join the line. The record line length is two hundread and fifty seven lovers! RMS and ESR were involved, of course, as well as many other prominent Open Sauce leaders.
The nature of 'network I/O' is not known to me at this time. Although the intelligence gathering methods used to undermine the homopocalipse revolution are very advanced, no one has dared to enter a orgy in which 'network I/O' is going on and thus cannot give us more information as to the nature of this dark and sinister threat to our sexuality. Anyone who holds information on this matter is encouraged to let us know, even if it means putting their anal virginity at stake. This threat is of the highest importance and we must learn more about it.
In conclusion, The homopocalipse, which was once thought to be merely a figment of RMS's imagination, is now very very real. We must work persistently and diligently if we are to destroy this threat once and for all. Until such a time as a straight man may once again walk with pride, and not fear being taken up the arse by rabid slashbots, armed with cross-platform dildos, we must excercise caution. Do not trust anyone. Do not believe what you read on slashdot. Treat everything and everyone with suspicion. I must go now, I fear the slashbots have discovered the hiding place from which I am transmitting this warning. If I do not make it out of here and to safety, please continue my work. Do not rest until slashdot is free of RMS and his homosexual minions. I will go now.
This article is another attempt to subversively convert more straight Slashdot readers into slashbots - homo toyboys, kept around for CmdrTaco's sexual forfillment. Let's examine the article and see why this insidious Open Sauce movement must be stopped at all costs:
"My brother and I were just commissioned to develop a large energy management system"
In other words, Cowboikneel and CmdrTaco get tired after too little anal sex and need a more effective system to manage their energy. This is no doubt due to them both being fat homosexual geeks. The only cure is to go outside, breathe the fresh air, excercise regularly, and stop taking men up the ass.
"Aside from the GUI, which we've already agreed to use QT 3.0 for"
Ever since qt was released under the GPL (Gay Penetration License), CmdrTaco's toy boys have been using qt more and more. qt, or Queer Technology as it is now known, was strictly forbidden before, as it did not allow RMS to have Gay Penetration with his Free Software ("Software" is a term for underwear designed for easy removal). It is a major loss for the straight community that qt has now 'come out' under the GPL. We must strive to find a straight replacement.
"we specifically are looking for cross-platform libraries for multi-threading, serial port I/O, and network I/O."
cross-platform, as I've already documented elsewhere is a term used to describe any object which will fit in CmdrTaco's, Cowboikneel's, and Homos's ass. It is truly a disgusting phrase.
multi-threading refers to the homosexual practice of inserting more than one object up a gay lover's anus. The anus has to support multithreading for this to be possible. Cowboikneel has always supported this, due to the enhanced size of his O-ring. CmdrTaco has not always supported multithreading, but after being impaled on Homos's huge cock multiple times, he has now managed to support it.
'serial port I/O' refers to the sick practice of in-line Gay Penetration. Because of the nature of this task, each lover must hold a Gay Penetration License. in-line Gay Penetration means Homos taking CmdrTaco who in turn takes Cowboikneel, who continues the line of homosexuality. Many homos will join the line. The record line length is two hundread and fifty seven lovers! RMS and ESR were involved, of course, as well as many other prominent Open Sauce leaders.
The nature of 'network I/O' is not known to me at this time. Although the intelligence gathering methods used to undermine the homopocalipse revolution are very advanced, no one has dared to enter a orgy in which 'network I/O' is going on and thus cannot give us more information as to the nature of this dark and sinister threat to our sexuality. Anyone who holds information on this matter is encouraged to let us know, even if it means putting their anal virginity at stake. This threat is of the highest importance and we must learn more about it.
In conclusion, The homopocalipse, which was once thought to be merely a figment of RMS's imagination, is now very very real. We must work persistently and diligently if we are to destroy this threat once and for all. Until such a time as a straight man may once again walk with pride, and not fear being taken up the arse by rabid slashbots, armed with cross-platform dildos, we must excercise caution. Do not trust anyone. Do not believe what you read on slashdot. Treat everything and everyone with suspicion. I must go now, I fear the slashbots have discovered the hiding place from which I am transmitting this warning. If I do not make it out of here and to safety, please continue my work. Do not rest until slashdot is free of RMS and his homosexual minions. I will go now.
This article is another attempt to subversively convert more straight Slashdot readers into slashbots - homo toyboys, kept around for CmdrTaco's sexual forfillment. Let's examine the article and see why this insidious Open Sauce movement must be stopped at all costs:
"My brother and I were just commissioned to develop a large energy management system"
In other words, Cowboikneel and CmdrTaco get tired after too little anal sex and need a more effective system to manage their energy. This is no doubt due to them both being fat homosexual geeks. The only cure is to go outside, breathe the fresh air, excercise regularly, and stop taking men up the ass.
"Aside from the GUI, which we've already agreed to use QT 3.0 for"
Ever since qt was released under the GPL (Gay Penetration License), CmdrTaco's toy boys have been using qt more and more. qt, or Queer Technology as it is now known, was strictly forbidden before, as it did not allow RMS to have Gay Penetration with his Free Software ("Software" is a term for underwear designed for easy removal). It is a major loss for the straight community that qt has now 'come out' under the GPL. We must strive to find a straight replacement.
"we specifically are looking for cross-platform libraries for multi-threading, serial port I/O, and network I/O."
cross-platform, as I've already documented elsewhere is a term used to describe any object which will fit in CmdrTaco's, Cowboikneel's, and Homos's ass. It is truly a disgusting phrase.
multi-threading refers to the homosexual practice of inserting more than one object up a gay lover's anus. The anus has to support multithreading for this to be possible. Cowboikneel has always supported this, due to the enhanced size of his O-ring. CmdrTaco has not always supported multithreading, but after being impaled on Homos's huge cock multiple times, he has now managed to support it.
'serial port I/O' refers to the sick practice of in-line Gay Penetration. Because of the nature of this task, each lover must hold a Gay Penetration License. in-line Gay Penetration means Homos taking CmdrTaco who in turn takes Cowboikneel, who continues the line of homosexuality. Many homos will join the line. The record line length is two hundread and fifty seven lovers! RMS and ESR were involved, of course, as well as many other prominent Open Sauce leaders.
The nature of 'network I/O' is not known to me at this time. Although the intelligence gathering methods used to undermine the homopocalipse revolution are very advanced, no one has dared to enter a orgy in which 'network I/O' is going on and thus cannot give us more information as to the nature of this dark and sinister threat to our sexuality. Anyone who holds information on this matter is encouraged to let us know, even if it means putting their anal virginity at stake. This threat is of the highest importance and we must learn more about it.
In conclusion, The homopocalipse, which was once thought to be merely a figment of RMS's imagination, is now very very real. We must work persistently and diligently if we are to destroy this threat once and for all. Until such a time as a straight man may once again walk with pride, and not fear being taken up the arse by rabid slashbots, armed with cross-platform dildos, we must excercise caution. Do not trust anyone. Do not believe what you read on slashdot. Treat everything and everyone with suspicion. I must go now, I fear the slashbots have discovered the hiding place from which I am transmitting this warning. If I do not make it out of here and to safety, please continue my work. Do not rest until slashdot is free of RMS and his homosexual minions. I will go now.
This article is another attempt to subversively convert more straight Slashdot readers into slashbots - homo toyboys, kept around for CmdrTaco's sexual forfillment. Let's examine the article and see why this insidious Open Sauce movement must be stopped at all costs:
"My brother and I were just commissioned to develop a large energy management system"
In other words, Cowboikneel and CmdrTaco get tired after too little anal sex and need a more effective system to manage their energy. This is no doubt due to them both being fat homosexual geeks. The only cure is to go outside, breathe the fresh air, excercise regularly, and stop taking men up the ass.
"Aside from the GUI, which we've already agreed to use QT 3.0 for"
Ever since qt was released under the GPL (Gay Penetration License), CmdrTaco's toy boys have been using qt more and more. qt, or Queer Technology as it is now known, was strictly forbidden before, as it did not allow RMS to have Gay Penetration with his Free Software ("Software" is a term for underwear designed for easy removal). It is a major loss for the straight community that qt has now 'come out' under the GPL. We must strive to find a straight replacement.
"we specifically are looking for cross-platform libraries for multi-threading, serial port I/O, and network I/O."
cross-platform, as I've already documented elsewhere is a term used to describe any object which will fit in CmdrTaco's, Cowboikneel's, and Homos's ass. It is truly a disgusting phrase.
multi-threading refers to the homosexual practice of inserting more than one object up a gay lover's anus. The anus has to support multithreading for this to be possible. Cowboikneel has always supported this, due to the enhanced size of his O-ring. CmdrTaco has not always supported multithreading, but after being impaled on Homos's huge cock multiple times, he has now managed to support it.
'serial port I/O' refers to the sick practice of in-line Gay Penetration. Because of the nature of this task, each lover must hold a Gay Penetration License. in-line Gay Penetration means Homos taking CmdrTaco who in turn takes Cowboikneel, who continues the line of homosexuality. Many homos will join the line. The record line length is two hundread and fifty seven lovers! RMS and ESR were involved, of course, as well as many other prominent Open Sauce leaders.
The nature of 'network I/O' is not known to me at this time. Although the intelligence gathering methods used to undermine the homopocalipse revolution are very advanced, no one has dared to enter a orgy in which 'network I/O' is going on and thus cannot give us more information as to the nature of this dark and sinister threat to our sexuality. Anyone who holds information on this matter is encouraged to let us know, even if it means putting their anal virginity at stake. This threat is of the highest importance and we must learn more about it.
In conclusion, The homopocalipse, which was once thought to be merely a figment of RMS's imagination, is now very very real. We must work persistently and diligently if we are to destroy this threat once and for all. Until such a time as a straight man may once again walk with pride, and not fear being taken up the arse by rabid slashbots, armed with cross-platform dildos, we must excercise caution. Do not trust anyone. Do not believe what you read on slashdot. Treat everything and everyone with suspicion. I must go now, I fear the slashbots have discovered the hiding place from which I am transmitting this warning. If I do not make it out of here and to safety, please continue my work. Do not rest until slashdot is free of RMS and his homosexual minions. I will go now.
This article is another attempt to subversively convert more straight Slashdot readers into slashbots - homo toyboys, kept around for CmdrTaco's sexual forfillment.
Let's examine the article and see why this insidious Open Sauce movement must be stopped at all costs:
"My brother and I were just commissioned to develop a large energy management system"
In other words, Cowboikneel and CmdrTaco get tired after too little anal sex and need a more effective system to manage their energy. This is no doubt due to them both being fat homosexual geeks. The only cure is to go outside, breathe the fresh air, excercise regularly, and stop taking men up the ass.
"Aside from the GUI, which we've already agreed to use QT 3.0 for"
Ever since qt was released under the GPL (Gay Penetration License), CmdrTaco's toy boys have been using qt more and more. qt, or Queer Technology as it is now known, was strictly forbidden before, as it did not allow RMS to have Gay Penetration with his Free Software ("Software" is a term for underwear designed for easy removal). It is a major loss for the straight community that qt has now 'come out' under the GPL. We must strive to find a straight replacement.
"we specifically are looking for cross-platform libraries for multi-threading, serial port I/O, and network I/O."
cross-platform, as I've already documented elsewhere is a term used to describe any object which will fit in CmdrTaco's, Cowboikneel's, and Homos's ass. It is truly a disgusting phrase.
multi-threading refers to the homosexual practice of inserting more than one object up a gay lover's anus. The anus has to support multithreading for this to be possible. Cowboikneel has always supported this, due to the enhanced size of his O-ring. CmdrTaco has not always supported multithreading, but after being impaled on Homos's huge cock multiple times, he has now managed to support it.
'serial port I/O' refers to the sick practice of in-line Gay Penetration. Because of the nature of this task, each lover must hold a Gay Penetration License. in-line Gay Penetration means Homos taking CmdrTaco who in turn takes Cowboikneel, who continues the line of homosexuality. Many homos will join the line. The record line length is two hundread and fifty seven lovers! RMS and ESR were involved, of course, as well as many other prominent Open Sauce leaders.
The nature of 'network I/O' is not known to me at this time. Although the intelligence gathering methods used to undermine the homopocalipse revolution are very advanced, no one has dared to enter a orgy in which 'network I/O' is going on and thus cannot give us more information as to the nature of this dark and sinister threat to our sexuality. Anyone who holds information on this matter is encouraged to let us know, even if it means putting their anal virginity at stake. This threat is of the highest importance and we must learn more about it.
In conclusion, The homopocalipse, which was once thought to be merely a figment of RMS's imagination, is now very very real. We must work persistently and diligently if we are to destroy this threat once and for all. Until such a time as a straight man may once again walk with pride, and not fear being taken up the arse by rabid slashbots, armed with cross-platform dildos, we must excercise caution. Do not trust anyone. Do not believe what you read on slashdot. Treat everything and everyone with suspicion.
I must go now, I fear the slashbots have discovered the hiding place from which I am transmitting this warning. If I do not make it out of here and to safety, please continue my work. Do not rest until slashdot is free of RMS and his homosexual minions. I will go now.
Open Sauce is a movement started by ESR and his gay lover RMS. It is truly a sad day when Open Sauce can be hailed openly as the sucessor to the only straight way - Closed Source. Slashdot has been overridden by RMS's buttloving toy boys, know as slashbots. We must not stand by and let this happen! We can and must fight until the last trace of homosexuality (probably CmdrTaco's semen, in the server racks) has been erased from the former bastion of heterosexuality, Slashdot.
Join me, rise up! Fight for the straight way of life! We must act now.
Slashdot Mirror
It's unfortunate that not even Jesus can save *BSD.
lol
Wow, a Katz supporter.
Do you mind if we have you stuffed?
You mean you still read the articles? The rest of us gave up on that a long time ago; we're just here for the -1 comments.
Yes, Katz, you really should Shut The Fuck Up.
Still, at least "9/11" is less annoying than "Columbine".
It would perfectly symbolise the *BSD as well as the dying.
If you _ever_ use the C-word again, I will personally see to it that you are subjected to a five hour anal reaming at the hands of JonKatz and Junis.
I promise you that will not be fun.
Jesus Christ, you are so gay.
Wow. That was even gayer than Anal Cocks, Eric Raymond and Richard Stallman in a hot bath. And that is _seriously_ gay.
Some faggots are very, very gay, yes. However, there exists a certain breed of faggot that is even gayer than this. So gay infact, that words cannot describe such extreme homosexuality.
So let's add some hot grits, goatse.cx, natalie portman, and oralse.cx.
There. Much better already.
... because *BSD is dying.
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Then again, since when has slashdot posted anything worth caring about?
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Slashdot BSD section community this week when IDC confirmed that Slashdot's BSD section's readers account for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot readers. Coming on top of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Slashdot's BSD section has lost more market share, this news serves to reenforce what we've known all along. Slashdot's BSD section is collapsing in complete disarray, finishing dead last in Slashdot's most-popular-section survey.
We should all keep in mind this simple truth: Slashdot's BSD section is dying.
You don't need to be Kreskin to predict Slashdot's BSD section's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot's BSD section faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Slashdot's BSD section because Slashdot's BSD section is dying. Things are looking very bad for Slashdot's BSD section. As many of us are already aware, Slashdot's BSD section continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
BSD section reader, Anonymous Coward, states that there are 7 readers of Slashdot's BSD section. How many readers of Slashdot's BSD section are there? Let's see. The number of BSD versus Linux posts on Usenet is roughly 200, 50% lower than last year, which was 50% below the year before. In 1999, there were a known 28 readers of Slashdot's BSD section. This is consistant with the figures provided by Anonymous Coward.
Additionally, the number of "*BSD is dying" posts has been on the rise. In 1999, there were 2000 "*BSD is dying" posts, which rose to 4000 in 2000, and a staggering 8000 in 2001. This is consistant with the number of Usenet posts and is clear evidence that Slashdot's BSD section is dying.
All major surveys show that Slashdot's BSD section has steadily declined in market share. Slashdot's BSD section is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Slashdot's BSD section is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyists, dabblers, and dilettantes. Slashdot's BSD section continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Slashdot's BSD section is dead.
This article is another attempt to subversively convert more straight Slashdot readers into slashbots - homo toyboys, kept around for CmdrTaco's sexual forfillment. Let's examine the article and see why this insidious Open Sauce movement must be stopped at all costs:
"My brother and I were just commissioned to develop a large energy management system"
In other words, Cowboikneel and CmdrTaco get tired after too little anal sex and need a more effective system to manage their energy. This is no doubt due to them both being fat homosexual geeks. The only cure is to go outside, breathe the fresh air, excercise regularly, and stop taking men up the ass.
"Aside from the GUI, which we've already agreed to use QT 3.0 for"
Ever since qt was released under the GPL (Gay Penetration License), CmdrTaco's toy boys have been using qt more and more. qt, or Queer Technology as it is now known, was strictly forbidden before, as it did not allow RMS to have Gay Penetration with his Free Software ("Software" is a term for underwear designed for easy removal). It is a major loss for the straight community that qt has now 'come out' under the GPL. We must strive to find a straight replacement.
"we specifically are looking for cross-platform libraries for multi-threading, serial port I/O, and network I/O."
cross-platform, as I've already documented elsewhere is a term used to describe any object which will fit in CmdrTaco's, Cowboikneel's, and Homos's ass. It is truly a disgusting phrase.
multi-threading refers to the homosexual practice of inserting more than one object up a gay lover's anus. The anus has to support multithreading for this to be possible. Cowboikneel has always supported this, due to the enhanced size of his O-ring. CmdrTaco has not always supported multithreading, but after being impaled on Homos's huge cock multiple times, he has now managed to support it.
'serial port I/O' refers to the sick practice of in-line Gay Penetration. Because of the nature of this task, each lover must hold a Gay Penetration License. in-line Gay Penetration means Homos taking CmdrTaco who in turn takes Cowboikneel, who continues the line of homosexuality. Many homos will join the line. The record line length is two hundread and fifty seven lovers! RMS and ESR were involved, of course, as well as many other prominent Open Sauce leaders.
The nature of 'network I/O' is not known to me at this time. Although the intelligence gathering methods used to undermine the homopocalipse revolution are very advanced, no one has dared to enter a orgy in which 'network I/O' is going on and thus cannot give us more information as to the nature of this dark and sinister threat to our sexuality. Anyone who holds information on this matter is encouraged to let us know, even if it means putting their anal virginity at stake. This threat is of the highest importance and we must learn more about it.
In conclusion, The homopocalipse, which was once thought to be merely a figment of RMS's imagination, is now very very real. We must work persistently and diligently if we are to destroy this threat once and for all. Until such a time as a straight man may once again walk with pride, and not fear being taken up the arse by rabid slashbots, armed with cross-platform dildos, we must excercise caution. Do not trust anyone. Do not believe what you read on slashdot. Treat everything and everyone with suspicion. I must go now, I fear the slashbots have discovered the hiding place from which I am transmitting this warning. If I do not make it out of here and to safety, please continue my work. Do not rest until slashdot is free of RMS and his homosexual minions. I will go now.
This article is another attempt to subversively convert more straight Slashdot readers into slashbots - homo toyboys, kept around for CmdrTaco's sexual forfillment. Let's examine the article and see why this insidious Open Sauce movement must be stopped at all costs:
"My brother and I were just commissioned to develop a large energy management system"
In other words, Cowboikneel and CmdrTaco get tired after too little anal sex and need a more effective system to manage their energy. This is no doubt due to them both being fat homosexual geeks. The only cure is to go outside, breathe the fresh air, excercise regularly, and stop taking men up the ass.
"Aside from the GUI, which we've already agreed to use QT 3.0 for"
Ever since qt was released under the GPL (Gay Penetration License), CmdrTaco's toy boys have been using qt more and more. qt, or Queer Technology as it is now known, was strictly forbidden before, as it did not allow RMS to have Gay Penetration with his Free Software ("Software" is a term for underwear designed for easy removal). It is a major loss for the straight community that qt has now 'come out' under the GPL. We must strive to find a straight replacement.
"we specifically are looking for cross-platform libraries for multi-threading, serial port I/O, and network I/O."
cross-platform, as I've already documented elsewhere is a term used to describe any object which will fit in CmdrTaco's, Cowboikneel's, and Homos's ass. It is truly a disgusting phrase.
multi-threading refers to the homosexual practice of inserting more than one object up a gay lover's anus. The anus has to support multithreading for this to be possible. Cowboikneel has always supported this, due to the enhanced size of his O-ring. CmdrTaco has not always supported multithreading, but after being impaled on Homos's huge cock multiple times, he has now managed to support it.
'serial port I/O' refers to the sick practice of in-line Gay Penetration. Because of the nature of this task, each lover must hold a Gay Penetration License. in-line Gay Penetration means Homos taking CmdrTaco who in turn takes Cowboikneel, who continues the line of homosexuality. Many homos will join the line. The record line length is two hundread and fifty seven lovers! RMS and ESR were involved, of course, as well as many other prominent Open Sauce leaders.
The nature of 'network I/O' is not known to me at this time. Although the intelligence gathering methods used to undermine the homopocalipse revolution are very advanced, no one has dared to enter a orgy in which 'network I/O' is going on and thus cannot give us more information as to the nature of this dark and sinister threat to our sexuality. Anyone who holds information on this matter is encouraged to let us know, even if it means putting their anal virginity at stake. This threat is of the highest importance and we must learn more about it.
In conclusion, The homopocalipse, which was once thought to be merely a figment of RMS's imagination, is now very very real. We must work persistently and diligently if we are to destroy this threat once and for all. Until such a time as a straight man may once again walk with pride, and not fear being taken up the arse by rabid slashbots, armed with cross-platform dildos, we must excercise caution. Do not trust anyone. Do not believe what you read on slashdot. Treat everything and everyone with suspicion. I must go now, I fear the slashbots have discovered the hiding place from which I am transmitting this warning. If I do not make it out of here and to safety, please continue my work. Do not rest until slashdot is free of RMS and his homosexual minions. I will go now.
This article is another attempt to subversively convert more straight Slashdot readers into slashbots - homo toyboys, kept around for CmdrTaco's sexual forfillment. Let's examine the article and see why this insidious Open Sauce movement must be stopped at all costs:
"My brother and I were just commissioned to develop a large energy management system"
In other words, Cowboikneel and CmdrTaco get tired after too little anal sex and need a more effective system to manage their energy. This is no doubt due to them both being fat homosexual geeks. The only cure is to go outside, breathe the fresh air, excercise regularly, and stop taking men up the ass.
"Aside from the GUI, which we've already agreed to use QT 3.0 for"
Ever since qt was released under the GPL (Gay Penetration License), CmdrTaco's toy boys have been using qt more and more. qt, or Queer Technology as it is now known, was strictly forbidden before, as it did not allow RMS to have Gay Penetration with his Free Software ("Software" is a term for underwear designed for easy removal). It is a major loss for the straight community that qt has now 'come out' under the GPL. We must strive to find a straight replacement.
"we specifically are looking for cross-platform libraries for multi-threading, serial port I/O, and network I/O."
cross-platform, as I've already documented elsewhere is a term used to describe any object which will fit in CmdrTaco's, Cowboikneel's, and Homos's ass. It is truly a disgusting phrase.
multi-threading refers to the homosexual practice of inserting more than one object up a gay lover's anus. The anus has to support multithreading for this to be possible. Cowboikneel has always supported this, due to the enhanced size of his O-ring. CmdrTaco has not always supported multithreading, but after being impaled on Homos's huge cock multiple times, he has now managed to support it.
'serial port I/O' refers to the sick practice of in-line Gay Penetration. Because of the nature of this task, each lover must hold a Gay Penetration License. in-line Gay Penetration means Homos taking CmdrTaco who in turn takes Cowboikneel, who continues the line of homosexuality. Many homos will join the line. The record line length is two hundread and fifty seven lovers! RMS and ESR were involved, of course, as well as many other prominent Open Sauce leaders.
The nature of 'network I/O' is not known to me at this time. Although the intelligence gathering methods used to undermine the homopocalipse revolution are very advanced, no one has dared to enter a orgy in which 'network I/O' is going on and thus cannot give us more information as to the nature of this dark and sinister threat to our sexuality. Anyone who holds information on this matter is encouraged to let us know, even if it means putting their anal virginity at stake. This threat is of the highest importance and we must learn more about it.
In conclusion, The homopocalipse, which was once thought to be merely a figment of RMS's imagination, is now very very real. We must work persistently and diligently if we are to destroy this threat once and for all. Until such a time as a straight man may once again walk with pride, and not fear being taken up the arse by rabid slashbots, armed with cross-platform dildos, we must excercise caution. Do not trust anyone. Do not believe what you read on slashdot. Treat everything and everyone with suspicion. I must go now, I fear the slashbots have discovered the hiding place from which I am transmitting this warning. If I do not make it out of here and to safety, please continue my work. Do not rest until slashdot is free of RMS and his homosexual minions. I will go now.
This article is another attempt to subversively convert more straight Slashdot readers into slashbots - homo toyboys, kept around for CmdrTaco's sexual forfillment. Let's examine the article and see why this insidious Open Sauce movement must be stopped at all costs:
"My brother and I were just commissioned to develop a large energy management system"
In other words, Cowboikneel and CmdrTaco get tired after too little anal sex and need a more effective system to manage their energy. This is no doubt due to them both being fat homosexual geeks. The only cure is to go outside, breathe the fresh air, excercise regularly, and stop taking men up the ass.
"Aside from the GUI, which we've already agreed to use QT 3.0 for"
Ever since qt was released under the GPL (Gay Penetration License), CmdrTaco's toy boys have been using qt more and more. qt, or Queer Technology as it is now known, was strictly forbidden before, as it did not allow RMS to have Gay Penetration with his Free Software ("Software" is a term for underwear designed for easy removal). It is a major loss for the straight community that qt has now 'come out' under the GPL. We must strive to find a straight replacement.
"we specifically are looking for cross-platform libraries for multi-threading, serial port I/O, and network I/O."
cross-platform, as I've already documented elsewhere is a term used to describe any object which will fit in CmdrTaco's, Cowboikneel's, and Homos's ass. It is truly a disgusting phrase.
multi-threading refers to the homosexual practice of inserting more than one object up a gay lover's anus. The anus has to support multithreading for this to be possible. Cowboikneel has always supported this, due to the enhanced size of his O-ring. CmdrTaco has not always supported multithreading, but after being impaled on Homos's huge cock multiple times, he has now managed to support it.
'serial port I/O' refers to the sick practice of in-line Gay Penetration. Because of the nature of this task, each lover must hold a Gay Penetration License. in-line Gay Penetration means Homos taking CmdrTaco who in turn takes Cowboikneel, who continues the line of homosexuality. Many homos will join the line. The record line length is two hundread and fifty seven lovers! RMS and ESR were involved, of course, as well as many other prominent Open Sauce leaders.
The nature of 'network I/O' is not known to me at this time. Although the intelligence gathering methods used to undermine the homopocalipse revolution are very advanced, no one has dared to enter a orgy in which 'network I/O' is going on and thus cannot give us more information as to the nature of this dark and sinister threat to our sexuality. Anyone who holds information on this matter is encouraged to let us know, even if it means putting their anal virginity at stake. This threat is of the highest importance and we must learn more about it.
In conclusion, The homopocalipse, which was once thought to be merely a figment of RMS's imagination, is now very very real. We must work persistently and diligently if we are to destroy this threat once and for all. Until such a time as a straight man may once again walk with pride, and not fear being taken up the arse by rabid slashbots, armed with cross-platform dildos, we must excercise caution. Do not trust anyone. Do not believe what you read on slashdot. Treat everything and everyone with suspicion. I must go now, I fear the slashbots have discovered the hiding place from which I am transmitting this warning. If I do not make it out of here and to safety, please continue my work. Do not rest until slashdot is free of RMS and his homosexual minions. I will go now.
This article is another attempt to subversively convert more straight Slashdot readers into slashbots - homo toyboys, kept around for CmdrTaco's sexual forfillment. Let's examine the article and see why this insidious Open Sauce movement must be stopped at all costs: "My brother and I were just commissioned to develop a large energy management system" In other words, Cowboikneel and CmdrTaco get tired after too little anal sex and need a more effective system to manage their energy. This is no doubt due to them both being fat homosexual geeks. The only cure is to go outside, breathe the fresh air, excercise regularly, and stop taking men up the ass. "Aside from the GUI, which we've already agreed to use QT 3.0 for" Ever since qt was released under the GPL (Gay Penetration License), CmdrTaco's toy boys have been using qt more and more. qt, or Queer Technology as it is now known, was strictly forbidden before, as it did not allow RMS to have Gay Penetration with his Free Software ("Software" is a term for underwear designed for easy removal). It is a major loss for the straight community that qt has now 'come out' under the GPL. We must strive to find a straight replacement. "we specifically are looking for cross-platform libraries for multi-threading, serial port I/O, and network I/O." cross-platform, as I've already documented elsewhere is a term used to describe any object which will fit in CmdrTaco's, Cowboikneel's, and Homos's ass. It is truly a disgusting phrase. multi-threading refers to the homosexual practice of inserting more than one object up a gay lover's anus. The anus has to support multithreading for this to be possible. Cowboikneel has always supported this, due to the enhanced size of his O-ring. CmdrTaco has not always supported multithreading, but after being impaled on Homos's huge cock multiple times, he has now managed to support it. 'serial port I/O' refers to the sick practice of in-line Gay Penetration. Because of the nature of this task, each lover must hold a Gay Penetration License. in-line Gay Penetration means Homos taking CmdrTaco who in turn takes Cowboikneel, who continues the line of homosexuality. Many homos will join the line. The record line length is two hundread and fifty seven lovers! RMS and ESR were involved, of course, as well as many other prominent Open Sauce leaders. The nature of 'network I/O' is not known to me at this time. Although the intelligence gathering methods used to undermine the homopocalipse revolution are very advanced, no one has dared to enter a orgy in which 'network I/O' is going on and thus cannot give us more information as to the nature of this dark and sinister threat to our sexuality. Anyone who holds information on this matter is encouraged to let us know, even if it means putting their anal virginity at stake. This threat is of the highest importance and we must learn more about it. In conclusion, The homopocalipse, which was once thought to be merely a figment of RMS's imagination, is now very very real. We must work persistently and diligently if we are to destroy this threat once and for all. Until such a time as a straight man may once again walk with pride, and not fear being taken up the arse by rabid slashbots, armed with cross-platform dildos, we must excercise caution. Do not trust anyone. Do not believe what you read on slashdot. Treat everything and everyone with suspicion. I must go now, I fear the slashbots have discovered the hiding place from which I am transmitting this warning. If I do not make it out of here and to safety, please continue my work. Do not rest until slashdot is free of RMS and his homosexual minions. I will go now.
Open Sauce is a movement started by ESR and his gay lover RMS. It is truly a sad day when Open Sauce can be hailed openly as the sucessor to the only straight way - Closed Source. Slashdot has been overridden by RMS's buttloving toy boys, know as slashbots. We must not stand by and let this happen! We can and must fight until the last trace of homosexuality (probably CmdrTaco's semen, in the server racks) has been erased from the former bastion of heterosexuality, Slashdot.
Join me, rise up! Fight for the straight way of life! We must act now.