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The only thing "cross-platform" means to Homos, Cowboikneel and CmdrTaco is something that will fit in all their asses. Quite a feat, when you take into account the enormity of Cowboikneel's fat ass. Research teams have been working for decades to find the perfect anal dildo. CmdrTaco has also been working hard for decades testing each new revision of the dildo. It is nearing completion. The homopocalipse will soon be upon us. The time has come to fight! We must rise up and rid the world of this homo threat before it consumes us all (much like CmdrTaco enjoys consuming young boy anus). All straight men of the world, stand up for what you believe in! Rid the world of the blatent homosexuality entwined within the very fabric of slashdot! The time for talk has ended. The time for action has begun. Let us act now.