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Re:this delicious FP brought to you by..

On: Optical Cryptography

Pizza rico! Don't auto eat yourself, man!

Re:Heh, what did you expect?

On: Lycoris Desktop/LX Review

Are you a Perl interpreter? No? Then STFU.

Re:FLIP?

On: Lycoris Desktop/LX Review

They taste like rubber. Oh, it was a realdoll, silly me.

LAPD

On: New LDP Collection Editor & Review Coordinator

bah... unfunny.

Re:Im in a fucking bad mood

On: 34-byte Universal Machine

I couldn't find Mandrake anywhere on Microsoft website, please post an url.

Re:When Niggers Attack

On: 34-byte Universal Machine

Please do not dress niggers. Keep them naked. Would you dress your dog?

Re:USA only ?

On: FSF Offers Resource to Digital Speech

You mean there are other countries other than USA? feh!

Re:Gee...

On: ICANN Director Sues ICANN for Access to Records

You have the right to remain silent.

Re:help me please

On: ICANN Director Sues ICANN for Access to Records

Mommy! Mommy! I found those tender balls down the street. Can I keep it? Please! Please!

Re:I've had iTV for a long time.

On: Tuning In To iTV - Interactive TV Apps w/XML

Shut up! You are ruining /. advertisment disguised as a news article.

Re:GLP [sic] and software availability

On: Open Source in the Military?

Are you implying that if I broke your legs, I could also print a copy of my baseball bat on your forehead.

Re:Almost FP

On: Open Source in the Military?

It would be down all the time because some low life monkeys would be busy recompiling it.

Re:Twin Peaks

On: Open Source in the Military?

You mother is so ugly that's the only way she could get near a penis.

Re:Avoid Microsoft...

On: Open Source in the Military?

That's why linus hippies lives on welfare. You should have took the job and get on with life, shitbag.

Re:w00t

On: Updated FreeBSD Release Schedule

I didn't slop a slopping slop about your sloopy slop.

Re:What's next, a handshake? Pinky-swear?

On: Email, a Legally Binding Contract?

Star Trek style, to simulate bad acting.

Re:FP Claimed

On: Email, a Legally Binding Contract?

As a proud American, I couldn't care less who really got first post. I bomb your sorry towel heads, and I claim myself a hero.

Re:front page please...

On: Have You Seen These (Mozilla) Hackers?

"i'd hate to see mozilla 1.0 be delayed because someone could be tracked down."

Then don't track them down, idiot.

Re:Fag Friday

On: Laptop Anti-Theft Devices

I'm afraid there's nothing you can do. You are gay for life. Either kill that someone as a revenge, or start to hang out in /. compound, hardcore homosexual sex may ensues.

Re:things happen faster when there's money around

On: AOL Beta Testing Gecko-Based Browser

Sir, are you a compiler? no? then STFU

wtf

On: Gum Chewing Found to Boost Brainpower, Memory

I`m unable to chew gum and walk at the same time.

Re:I would wonder...

On: Hawaii Wi-Fi

Im a cybornetic organysm. My CPU is a neuro net processor, a learning computer.

Re:Best page widening post

On: Hawaii Wi-Fi

Yuh but Microsoft isn't open sore. Well I don't have a clue what difference it makes, since most linous zealots aren't even programmers. Dorks just need something to complain about.

Re:FASP

On: Build Your Own Roller Coaster

Sucking a cock is not gay, getting butt fucked is. However getting fisted up the ass is not. Using linus kernal is raging homosexual.

HIV infected homosexuals ignores condoms

On: Sensitive UV Detector Ignores Visible Light

Anal Cox are one of them