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Lycoris Desktop/LX Review

JigSaw writes: "Lycoris Desktop/LX (formerly known as 'Redmond Linux') is viewed by many as the new big distribution in the "Linux on the Desktop" arena. OSNews features an extensive review of the latest Lycoris and outlines the good and the bad things of the distro. In short, Lycoris seems to suffer from the general GNU/Linux situation to not be ready to power a true desktop-oriented, easy to use distribution yet."

237 comments

  1. Re:hello people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  2. Re:hello people by syn3rg · · Score: 0

    ...Frith Post?

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  3. Heh, what did you expect? by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    . In short, Lycoris seems to suffer from the general GNU/Linux situation to not be ready to power a true desktop-oriented, easy to use distribution yet

    Just making another distro isn't enough to be "Linux's answer to the desktop." It'll require more products, more "wizbangs", easier installation, and general "user friendliness" on all aspects. I'd concentrate on more products, ensuring you can go seamlessly between Windows and Linux flawlessly (Word docs as a minor example), before making a distro to be the "answer."

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    1. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by niftyeric · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While I agree, I wish they would quit trying to "mimic" Windows. Linux != Windows. Not only do I prefer a GUI different than Win9x+, it might confuse new users as well, "This looks like Windows, can I run $favorite_application?"

      But I guess it does make the transition from Windows to Linux a lot easier. :P

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    2. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by sporty · · Score: 2

      Don't you mean,

      my $favorite_application; :)

      Sorry, couldn't help it :)

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    3. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by niftyeric · · Score: 1

      Yes. My aim is a little off today. ;)

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    4. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by madenosine · · Score: 1

      IMO, Windows' GUI is great for people who are new to computers.

      Here is a usability report from Gnome (which I think proves me right, as Gnome uses a very similar interface)

      On an unrelated note, I thought "Redmond Linux" was a much better name, which would be easy to protect (as the company is located in Redmond)

    5. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 2

      But I guess it does make the transition from Windows to Linux a lot easier. :P

      Yep. Especially if you don't tell them they can customize everything about their desktop, because once they figure that out, there goes their productivity for at least a week. :)

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    6. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by tempest303 · · Score: 2

      It'll require more products, more "wizbangs", easier installation, and general "user friendliness" on all aspects

      Linux has installation down pretty damn nicely, actually. At least from the RedHat and Mandrake camps, we now have installs that are EASIER than Windows. I haven't tried installing XP yet, but Red Hat 7.2's install is actually a lot easier than Win2k or WinME, IMHO.

      However, on the other points, you're right. Linux still needs more desktop apps, and the desktop apps it does have still need just a little more work. That, and Linux could really use a few more Shiny Things (TM) for the desktop... like AA everywhere, and stupid animations and translucency in places it doesn't belong, etc. These things are largely just STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, but they have great geek "sex appeal," which helps put Linux on more geek desktops.

    7. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by niftyeric · · Score: 1

      Haha! For example, moving the minimize, maximize, and close buttons to the LEFT side of the titlebar. ;P

      1. *click* er..
      2. *moves mouse left*
      3. *click*
      4. go to 1

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    8. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by checkyoulater · · Score: 1

      These things are largely just STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, but they have great geek "sex appeal," which helps put Linux on more geek desktops.

      I thought the market to penetrate here was the non-geek desktop. Most geeks already have Linux on the desktop. Most Windows users I know don't even know what AA and translucency are.

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    9. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by Christopher+Whitt · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but what about installing user software? Not just the OS...

      And I don't mean RPM vs. DEB either. How about a consistent file system layout and consistent installer UI so that the less tech-savvy crowd doesn't have to find an expert to hold their hand when they want to install those extra apps.

      (Not that I think "linux" is an entity, nor that it owes me anything. I'm just suggesting that the original poster may have been talking about something other than OS installation.)

      Christopher

    10. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by tempest303 · · Score: 2

      I'm just suggesting that the original poster may have been talking about something other than OS installation

      An excellent point, and quite relevant. KDE does an alright job of this sort of thing with their RPM install program, and Red Carpet makes installing RPMs in Ximian's software "Channels" extremely easy, but I don't think either one goes far enough. However, given technologies like .RPM and .DEB, I think this is still far less a worry than things like more flashbang stuff and greater app support. Writing a very usable frontend to "rpm -Uvh" or "apt-get foo" is relatively trivial compared to some of the other challenges Linux faces at the moment.

    11. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by Alien54 · · Score: 2
      I know of a number of folks who whine because "it just isn't the same" at which point it isn't even a rational argument any more.

      every have to deal with a whiner rebellion?

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    12. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by xtremex · · Score: 2

      MORE apps? Linux has PLENTY of apps. If you mean 40 text editors, Linux has those too! I DO agree we need PhotoShop and the Macromedia Apps. I guarantee, the minute Macromedia and Adobe start porting their apps, Linux will be FINALLY taken seriously. Screw MS Office. OpenOffice works fine. I never had a problem w/ it. I'm the only one with the balls to install Linux on my desktop at work. It has caused people to seriously consider it on theirs. OpenOffice can read the MS Word docs that SHOULD have ben written in text, but that's just my opinion

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    13. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by AstroJetson · · Score: 2

      How about a consistent file system layout and consistent installer UI so that the less tech-savvy crowd doesn't have to find an expert to hold their hand when they want to install those extra apps.

      Windows has such a thing?

      Theoretically, a linux app install should be even easier than a Windows install. Put up a dialog that says "I'm going to install Turbo Super Mega Calc on your computer now. Is this OK?" [Yes] [No]

      If yes, rpm -U TurboSuperMegaCalc-1.2.i386.rpm.

      Done [OK]

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    14. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "easier install" when is the last time you tried linux? slackware 1.0?

    15. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by zangdesign · · Score: 2

      Actually, that is a valid argument in some cases. Forcing the inexperienced to shift from something they have started to grasp to something they are completely unfamiliar with is just not a good idea. But I suspect that wasn't your argument.

      As a general rule, users don't like a lot of change. If you notice the evolution of Windows software, there has been no great revolution in UI in Windows until XP (and I'm NOT saying it's a good thing either or even a great revolution). The perfect UI has a great deal of consistency across applications, even when it sometimes doesn't make sense (the oddball selections buried under the Options menu, etc.).

      Which is not to say that KDE or Gnome is terribly different from Windows, but perhaps just enough different that there are always going to be whiners about the look and feel.

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    16. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my $favourite_application; #perhaps

    17. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 1

      Everybody can say that "Linux needs more user friendliness". But be specific. What constitutes this "user friendliness". Well, it's things like fonts. Templates for letters, memos, labels, symbols (there are standards for all these things). Default bookmarks, default ISPs, default home pages. Partnerships. Standards like Pantone, Sorenson. Brands: Kodak, Steinberg, Adobe. All of this costs money. Where is this money going to come from? Besides. Most of us don't really need Linux to go there.

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    18. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      IMO, Windows' GUI is great for people who are new to computers.

      Fascinating opinion, but it is proven wrong repeatedly by studies in human interface design and Operating System productivity tests, almost by third-party research companies (even Intel funded a test that showed Windows was diffucult for beginners to use).

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    19. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by geigertube · · Score: 1

      Familarity is not going to move people over to linux. They can get 90% of the performance and stability of linux with windows 2000/Xp, plus 1,000's more software titles to boot. Also, it already looks like windows. :) This 'bringing linux' to the desktop looks like a losing battle to me. Linux would have to be far and away better than windows, and offer equivilent software. I just dont really see any compelling consumer-level feature, sort of virus-protection-via-obscurity, that linux has to offer. Its a great OS, but it looks doomed to forever play catch-up to windows in the desktop market.

    20. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by madenosine · · Score: 1

      Fascinating opinion

      Thanks

      Intel funded a test that showed Windows was diffucult for beginners to use

      Do you by chance have a link? I'm interested in what the results were

    21. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by SirRichardPumpaloaf · · Score: 1

      No, unfortunately Microsoft death squads have obliterated all traces of this report and its authors. C'mon, this is Slashdot. :-)

    22. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by fungai · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I think i found a bug in your comment.

      > "This looks like Windows, can I run $favorite_application?"

      Should be:
      "This looks like Windows, can I run ${favorite_application}?"

      ;-) Sorry, couldn't help myself. I agree with your comment in general.

    23. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by dash2 · · Score: 1

      The real market for the Linux desktop is in corporations, not in home users. Of course a minority of hobbyists will use Linux at home, but the people most likely to move over are companies who can save six or more figures in licensing costs. Companies also have more predictable software needs: standard office software, plus some specific apps that they can code themselves - whereas home users have a multitude of different individual needs.

      I don't see why Linux shouldn't take off on the corporate desktop. As soon as there is a usable office suite (and KOffice is coming along nicely, I don't know about OpenOffice), companies will have a big incentive to move over.

    24. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what? FUCK you and your KDE advocacy, moron! You keep harping about how wonderful KDE is and how it should be the one standardized upon. Welp, some of us thing KDE downright SUCKS, and consider people who like it FAGGOTS.

      So do us all a favour and don't post to Slashdot ever again. (And do me a personal favour and put a bullet through your cranium.)

    25. Re:Heh, what did you expect? by Alien54 · · Score: 2
      As a general rule, users don't like a lot of change. If you notice the evolution of Windows software, there has been no great revolution in UI in Windows until XP

      Well there was that change from 3.1 to 4.0 (aka 95), but then they just coped and screamed. It is one thing when there is a big change, it is another when you have a bunch of prima donnas.

      I don't even want to talk about the people who call up and ask "could you walk me through that again?" for the umpteenth time.

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  4. Why? by PopeAlien · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A good point of the distro is the inclusion of a WINE release. While I could only run correctly simple applications like notepad.exe and the Windows calculator, it is a nice addition. All the .exe programs are marked with the WINE icon and if you doubleclick them, WINE will try to load them.

    ..Uh, but there are far better native apps available for free.. Why would you ever want to run windows notepad or calculator? I understand the eventual goal of WINE to run all those exe's seamlessly, but why is WINE a nice addition in this distribution if it just runs simple programs that already have better native versions?

    1. Re:Why? by theCURE · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know why they'd include WINE in a distro, but i can see why WINE is a nice piece of software. I agree there are many native linux apps that you get free, but for that _one_ single stupid exe that you don't, that's when you can use WINE. jezzball.exe or something, i dunno. I personally don't like bloated distros, but i can see how winders people might like the convienence when something is included.

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    2. Re:Why? by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 2

      When you're trying to make a system Windows compatible you have to start somewhere. Notepad and Calculator are the first step on the road to . . . um, Freecell and Hearts.

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    3. Re:Why? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2
      Why would you ever want to run windows notepad or calculator?

      I actually prefer calc.exe (scientific mode) to KCalc or xcalc, mainly because I've used it for a dozen years or more and I know how it works and all of the keyboard shortcuts. Why should I deprive myself of this adequate piece of software? I've got more important things to learn than another calculator program.

    4. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Why would you ever want to run windows notepad or
      > calculator?

      Have you ever seen a Windows user confronted with emacs/vi?

  5. printer friendly by qshapadooy · · Score: 1, Informative
  6. Redmond Linux by Craig+Davison · · Score: 0

    The screenshots still say Redmond Linux, anyway.
    That's a pretty cheezy desktop complete with XP colours - 'My Linux System' and 'Network Browser'? Isn't the separation of local and network mounts something we've always hated about Windows?

    1. Re:Redmond Linux by jsprat · · Score: 1
      I downloaded CD1 and installed about 2 weeks ago - long after the name change to Lycoris and everything from installation to splash screen at X startup said Redmond Linux. I just now checked, and the CD images available by FTP haven't changed, so I'm assuming they still say Redmond.


      Their website says they will change the name on the CD when they sell out of their first run. I wonder when that will happen?

    2. Re:Redmond Linux by AlexDeGruven · · Score: 1

      Here's a question. How do you sell out of a first run of CDs when they're electronically available? It seems they'd want to change what's on the ftp before they do so with the actual printed media

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    3. Re:Redmond Linux by jsprat · · Score: 1
      I'm surprised you understood my post... I just reread it, and it reads like crap;)


      Here's what I think they are trying to do:

      1. The ftp access is severely limited. The lycoris.org FTP site doesn't allow public download of the iso's (at least it didn't when I originally tried, according to their .message) The annexa site is limited to 10 users max.

      2. If they change the ftp, there's no incentive to buy the CD. Get the old cd or download new "improved" Lycoris? I don't know about you, but I'd download it.

    4. Re:Redmond Linux by bluetea · · Score: 1

      Yeah, as a GNOME person the fonts look all blurry and hard to read, too. ;)

      Seriously, tho, to someone with a Windows background and no UN*X background (the Lycoris/Redmond Linux target audience, I'm guessing) the distinction probably seems natural. Just like associating an icon of a hard drive with every partition on your system. ;) I think it's a somewhat reasonable decision for Lycoris to make. The easiest thing to use, at least initially, is always going to be whatever is most like what you're used to. It may not be the best technical solution, but familiarity is a good thing if you're trying to make converts of people.

  7. Its not even a unique distro by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Its only a repackaged Caldera with a 'xp-like' theme for kde.. with a much reduced package set.

    I personally dont see the point.

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    1. Re:Its not even a unique distro by DaveJay · · Score: 1

      I guess the point -might- be this: my wife has started using Lycoris, and hasn't been bothering me to show her how to do things or to fix stuff.

      She used to do that with BeOS, but couldn't do it with RedHat, Caldera or Mandrake.

    2. Re:Its not even a unique distro by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Stick the crappy theme on any other distro's kde and you get the same result.. not being bothered by your wife.

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  8. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mandrake 8.2 was released today, so we'll see which is better...

    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shh. Don't tell anyone, I'm still downloading. ;) I've been checking off and on all day and I think I saw the announcement on Mandrake's home page within half an hour of it being posted. I'm still getting around 200k on 2 different streams. But if the thing gets slashdotted, I'll never have it finished before I have to go home.

  9. I can see the lawsuits now! by qurob · · Score: 2


    It'll be suing someone for a change

    I hate this litigous society

  10. It's not the installation anymore by ndogg · · Score: 1

    After actually reading the review, it seems that most desktop distros have the installation thing down to a pin. It's the actual desktop that suffers.

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  11. Basic LX version by TwistedTR · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm not sure if I read it correctly, but did it read that the basic LX install did NOT include the source code? So are they shipping a version that violates the GPL? I did see that the upgraded more expensive version includes 3 additional CD's, with one of them being marked as the source code disk. Could someone clear this up for me?

    1. Re:Basic LX version by Mr+Windows · · Score: 2, Informative
      The GPL states:

      3. You may copy and distribute the Program (or a work based on it, under Section 2) in object code or executable form under the terms of Sections 1 and 2 above provided that you also do one of the following:
      a) Accompany it with the complete corresponding machine-readable source [...]
      b) Accompany it with a written offer, valid for at least three years, to give any third party, for a charge no more than your cost of physically performing source distribution, a complete machine-readable copy of the corresponding source code, [...]
      c) Accompany it with the information you received as to the offer to distribute corresponding source code [...]

      So, you don't need to distribute the source with the binary, but you do need to make it available.

    2. Re:Basic LX version by Satai · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure if I read it correctly, but did it read that the basic LX install did NOT include the source code? So are they shipping a version that violates the GPL? I did see that the upgraded more expensive version includes 3 additional CD's, with one of them being marked as the source code disk. Could someone clear this up for me?

      That isn't a violation - the source just has to be available, for a reasonable amount. Several good comments were posted in the Shawn Gordon story - see here, here and, of course, here.

    3. Re:Basic LX version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the GPL. You need to have the source code available, but you do not have to ship it with the product. So, they can put it up on a webspace somewhere and give the link somewhere. Tivo doesn't come with a source CD. Neither did my Cobalt Cube. In fact, you don't need to have the source available for everyone publicly - you can limit the source distribution to those who purchased the product from you. But that does not purchasers from putting the source up themselves if they wish. Also, this is only the GPL, as with all distributions you will have many license mixes in there - BSD you don't need to provide source for so it is a file by file thing.

    4. Re:Basic LX version by LMCBoy · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm not sure if I read it correctly, but did it read that the basic LX install did NOT include the source code? So are they shipping a version that violates the GPL?

      They don't have to ship the sources with the binaries; they're only violating the GPL if they refuse to provide the source code to a customer that requests it. They can even charge a fee for providing the source, and still not be in violation of the GPL. You can read the GPL here".

      Check it out.

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    5. Re:Basic LX version by reaper20 · · Score: 2

      they just have to make the source available somwhere (most likely an ftp site), not include it on every CD they ship.

    6. Re:Basic LX version by TwistedTR · · Score: 1

      Thank you to everyone who cleared that up for me, swift kick to the head to the European Faggot guy..... totaly uncalled for.

    7. Re:Basic LX version by Junta · · Score: 2

      Well, not just the GPL, but the iconset looks very much dangerously close to violating MS copyrights.... I personally think this distro could be in veyr hot water from both sides. Though MS seems to be less active about such things than Apple, they could very well pull this trump card when they like and screw over something like this.

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    8. Re:Basic LX version by TwistedTR · · Score: 1

      Quite possible, they do have a "My Computer" and "Network Neighborhood" icon layout feel to it. MS really hasnt cracked down on people like our friends at Mac over the Aqua stuff, but you know they are just holding on to something like this in case there ever becomes a true competition problem between them.

    9. Re:Basic LX version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      All isos can be downloaded from their ftp and mirrors, including the source.
      Why can't some people just start reading before crying about some apparent GPL-violations???

    10. Re:Basic LX version by GileadGreene · · Score: 1
      How the hell did the parent get marked "offtopic"?! It concisely answers the question - can't get much more on topic than that.

      This post, on the other hand, is definitely off topic...

  12. review? where? by Pointer80 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Personally, this is the most uninformed and uneducated review of a linux distribution I have ever read.

    However, I hope that future versions of Lycoris will use a file automatically for their swap space instead of a real partition - in addition to the / partition. This will greatly simplify the installation process for many users and won't fragment their hard drives.

    What is that supposed to mean?
    Am I out of the loop or does linux support swap files (as opposed to partitions) now?
    How much 'simpler' would it really make it anyway. It doensn't fragment the disk, put the swap at the end and be done with it.

    It get's better:

    It took 2 minutes to mount two FAT32 partitions (9 and 18 GB respectively), while the rest of the OS loading did not take more than 40 seconds. A shame really - I hope this (inconvenience mostly) will be fixed or altered to a faster algorithm.

    I don't know what's wrong with the mounting issue, but what kind of faster algorithm is he talking about here?

    &lt/rant&gt

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  13. Speaking of GNU/Linux by psicE · · Score: 2

    OSNews recently ran a story in which Stallman claimed that the GNU system, with the HURD kernel, would be released "real soon now". What does this have to do with Linux? Well, if you can get a version of GNU directly from the GNU project, with the Debian package manager, then there's no longer a need for other workstation distributions. Just like there's only one version of FreeBSD, there will be only one version of GNU. Therefore, any Linux companies can focus on the desktop, so duplication of effort is avoided, and more actual coding gets accomplished. If GNU/Debian corners the high-end market, then SuSE, Red Hat, Mandrake, et al. can theoretically work together to focus exclusively on the desktop market.

    1. Re:Speaking of GNU/Linux by crawling_chaos · · Score: 1

      What color is the sky on your home planet?

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    2. Re:Speaking of GNU/Linux by O2n · · Score: 1

      Stallman claimed that the GNU system, with the HURD kernel, would be released "real soon now"

      Repent, infidels! The end is near...

      [ducks] :)

    3. Re:Speaking of GNU/Linux by Junta · · Score: 2

      Ok, you don't really understand how the whole system works.

      First off, the claim is Hurd, the GNU kernel, is going to be released 'real soon now'. Of course, it has been coming 'real soon now' for the past few years. When Linus first began work on the Linux kernel, Hurd was expected to be released in one, maybe two years, and we see how that has gone :)

      Secondly, the completion of the Hurd kernel simply means you can finally build a complete Unix-like system from only GNU (to do it stable you had to use the Linux kernel before. Nothing changes for Linux here. Debian has a Hurd distro, but companies are likely going to ignore Hurd more than theyw ould ignore Linux.

      Also, I doubt that any successful linux company has realistic ambitions for the home desktop. The place they have been targetting are servers and professional desktops. They will spend no less time fiddling with the GNU tools simply because a GNU system is available. The "duplication of work" you mention wouldn't change, though GNU utilities have little to do with duplication, distro-specific enhancements typically get folded into the GNU sources after time, and thus all distros eventually inherit each others work...

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    4. Re:Speaking of GNU/Linux by psicE · · Score: 2

      Of course I knew that "real soon now" means "within the next 5 years". That's why I put it in quotes. Still, whenever it happens, this could apply.

      The completion of Hurd means not only that you can build a complete Unix-like distribution from only GNU, but that you'll be able to download it from the GNU website. If it turns out to be good software, then it will eventually establish a large userbase, the same way Linux did. Companies might ignore GNU because they don't have control over the distribution, but that hasn't stopped Yahoo and others from using FreeBSD on their servers. Or companies might ignore GNU because of the license and lack of non-free software, but nothing would stop a company from making an internal distribution with their own non-free software, and I'd rather see a company that wanted to use non-free software stay away from GNU anyway. Comparing a GNU with marginal marketshare that runs entirely on software libre with a GNU with huge marketshare that relies on closed software, such as Netscape or Motif, I'd rather the former.

      No Linux company has been successful at the desktop yet, because most consumers don't care about software libre. They'd want software gratis, but when Windows is preloaded on any computer they buy, it's just as good (for them) as if Windows was free. When companies like Wal-Mart start selling computers without operating systems, or when Windows becomes so hard to use (or so invasive, i.e. WPA and worse) that consumers don't want to use it anymore, then they'll start buying the cheapest OS they can find on the shelf. In Wal-Mart, that's Mandrake.

      Duplication of work isn't a problem for non-graphical apps. However, what about GNOME/KDE, and office productivity programs? There's two different desktops, multiple different word processors, and every distribution (besides Lycoris) comes with more than one. If GNOME and KDE (and Gnome Office and KOffice) could merge, then desktop Linux would be better off. If there's a standard GNU distribution, with only one desktop in it, then I think there would be an incentive for developers on the other project (probably KDE, but you never know) to try to adapt their code to work with both desktops, or to switch entirely.

    5. Re:Speaking of GNU/Linux by ethereal · · Score: 1

      Actually, the apocalypse is when he quits saying that, and actually releases the damn thing :)

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    6. Re:Speaking of GNU/Linux by O2n · · Score: 1

      Damn right; "software isn't criminal, waiting for it is" :)

    7. Re:Speaking of GNU/Linux by zangdesign · · Score: 2

      I've asked this before but ... what is the technical advantage of running the HURD or is there any? How does it compare in performance and options to the Linux kernel?

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  14. It's Pretty... by AlexDeGruven · · Score: 1

    But, then, that's why my wife likes WinXP.
    It does look good, and the ease of installation will attract some people, but I agree with the reviewer, starting up warm immediately after an install is typically a bad idea (as was stated in the article).
    It seems they were trying to release an entry-level distro for the neophytes and n00bs that are interested, but don't want to get too far into things. I think, though, with no linuxconf, and problems loading rpms without some associations is going to cause major headaches with the "I call my brother for tech support" crowd (even moreso for the brothers/sisters/moms/dads/sons/daughers/etc that get the "Help Me!" call.
    With some more refining, I think they could get something nice going, maybe they should have waited a little longer.

    --
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    1. Re:It's Pretty... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the hell are you talking about.

  15. Vaporware... by joestar · · Score: 3

    Try this distribution, try Mandrake 8.2 (even the RC release), and you'll understand that Lycoris is not a big deal. In my humble opinion of course.

    1. Re:Vaporware... by madenosine · · Score: 1

      But this distrobution has the Windows skin and the Windows-like icons!

    2. Re:Vaporware... by Error27 · · Score: 2
      How is this vaporware? If anything the mandrake beta is vapor because it hasn't been released.

      And frankly, I doubt you have even tried Lycoris.

    3. Re:Vaporware... by joestar · · Score: 2

      This reminds me when I was running Red Hat 4.2 with FVWM95!

    4. Re:Vaporware... by joestar · · Score: 2

      FYI, Mandrake 8.2 final is released.

    5. Re:Vaporware... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ? How can you label a released product "vaporware"? TROLL.

    6. Re:Vaporware... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mandrake 8.2, definitely. Big fat distro, install lots of stuff, dependency problems solved. Or if you actually care about a lean mean machine and are prepared to wrestle with stuff a bit, you could try their tiny install option. I'm currently building on a linuxfromscratch system as I wanted something minimal, but if I were starting today the mandrake mini install is something I'd definitely check out.

      I didn't think it was possible one distro to be all things to all people, but mandrake seems to be trying. 65 MB to a couple of GB, you choose.

  16. GNU/Linux not ready to be easy to use? by MonkeyBot · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I've been using RedHat 7.2 with the default Gnome desktop for the past few months now, and even my far-from-computer-geek girlfriend has grown to enjoy using it instead of Windows. She likes the "feel" of it, and I haven't had any complaints from her so far (other than perhaps the content of my Mozilla history...had to give her her own login).

    I have gotten used to using StarOffice, Mozilla, Licq, and several other applications that have almost taken the need to boot into Windows away completely. The only times I find myself booting into Windows is to play video games or watch media files that I can't find Linux players for (.wmv--mostly pr0n).

    Since Linux can be configured well enough for my far-from-computer-geek girlfriend to use, and the only reason I boot into Windows is to surf for pr0n and play video games, I think that it would actually make a better solution in the working environment. All the productivity, none of the vices...

    Just my two cents...

    1. Re:GNU/Linux not ready to be easy to use? by WildBeast · · Score: 1

      Some might argue that "A man without vices is a men without virtue"

    2. Re:GNU/Linux not ready to be easy to use? by madenosine · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but what about for people who do not have a helping hand like yourself? They have no idea what to do when they cant find a driver, or even worse X crashes, leaving them at the console.

    3. Re:GNU/Linux not ready to be easy to use? by MonkeyBot · · Score: 1

      That's why I said that I thought it would be good in a work environment, where you would have IT support. In the home, it is still a bit difficult unless you have a resident geek around. I'm amazed that I haven't seen Linux popping up more around small businesses that don't want to fork out the dough for Windows...but then I guess you'd have to fork out the dough for someone who knew linux. Choose your poison...

    4. Re:GNU/Linux not ready to be easy to use? by ChaosDiscordSimple · · Score: 1
      The only times I find myself booting into Windows is to play video games or watch media files that I can't find Linux players for...

      Might I suggest CrossOver. It allows you to view QuickTime, Windows Media Player, and Shockwave files under Linux. It works great, support is excellent, and they are very serious about offering refunds if it doesn't meet your needs. I've been extremely pleased with it.

      (I'm not affiliated with CodeWeavers, just a very happy customer.)

    5. Re:GNU/Linux not ready to be easy to use? by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

      Am I understanding this right? You're a geek, you have a girlfriend and you risk losing this rare situation by trauling for pr0n?

      --
      "She's a West Texas girl, just like me" - G.W Bush Iraqis
    6. Re:GNU/Linux not ready to be easy to use? by Nailer · · Score: 2

      The only times I find myself booting into Windows is to play video games or watch media files that I can't find Linux players for (.wmv).

      if you're using Red Hat 7.2, install apt from Freshrpms.net. Then:

      apt-get install xine
      apt-get source mplayer (you'll have to rebuild the package as Mplayer isn't open source)

      Either will play WMP7 and 8 files file.

    7. Re:GNU/Linux not ready to be easy to use? by labratuk · · Score: 1

      ...my far-from-computer-geek girlfriend...

      ...mostly pr0n...

      ...my far-from-computer-geek girlfriend...

      ...to surf for pr0n....


      Why you are not posting this as an Anonymous Coward is a mystery to me.

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    8. Re:GNU/Linux not ready to be easy to use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. His girlfriend is ugly.

    9. Re:GNU/Linux not ready to be easy to use? by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2
      Aah, this made me laugh... I guess one nice thing about a far-from-computer-geek girlfriend is that she probably doesn't do searches for her boyfriend's postings on /.

      However, I do recommend to everyone in this situation to be careful about what gets stored in their Mozilla history file.

  17. Hohumm. by arcade · · Score: 2

    Personally, I think choice is good. I won't like Lycoris, because it only includes one application of each kind.

    Mandrake is the way to go for newbies for Linux. Its a great distribution. The only sucky thing about mandrake, is its gcc-2.96 , which quite frankly sucks. But that little thing sucks equally bad with RedHat. *sigh*

    --
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    1. Re:Hohumm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Mandrake is the way to go for newbies for Linux. Its a great distribution. The only sucky thing about mandrake, is its gcc-2.96 , which quite frankly sucks. But that little thing sucks equally bad with RedHat. *sigh*

      So what's so terrible about gcc 2.96 on a newbie desktop? It crashes, creates bad executables, what?

    2. Re:Hohumm. by chez69 · · Score: 0

      Nothing, except it is a better compilier then gcc 2.95.

      Just another 2.96 troll

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  18. Why is it by madenosine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    that every "easy to use" Linux distro is actually only an easy install for the user?

    Real work needs to be done in helping the user in case an application fails.

    Also, every one of the distros seems to be very superficial; they simply include some nice skins and applications that resemble those in windows, but many of these applications are hardly as functional as their "hard to use" counterparts.

    Shouldnt these companies put more of their money behind making powerful products easier to use?

  19. My own impressions... by Archie+Steel · · Score: 2

    ...are mixed. I tried it out on my machine inside a VMWare Virtual Machine, but I could not get it to complete the install (I guess it had trouble with the "virtual" video card). I installed it on an old Pentium 233, but it was too slow to be usable (I guess KDE is pretty heavy on resources). Then I tried it on a Pentium II 350 and performance was acceptable. I like what they've done with the interface and all, especially the Network Neighborhood. Also, it's a good idea for newbies only to have a limited amount of apps (though they should have gone with OpenOffice...).

    However, like the author, I wasn't impressed with app installation. With advanced installation managers like apt-get and red-carpet, it's a shame that Lycoris didn't achieve the same level of efficiency. Maybe they could adapt one of these (I really like Red-carpet, even with occasionnal glitch it makes updating and installing software so easy.)

    Hmmm...actually, it makes me realize that perhaps Ximian should put out their own distro, following the same kind of philosophy: they already have the e-mail client (evolution) and the install/update manager (Red-carpet), and the Gnome desktop can be configured to look and feel like Windows almost as much as KDE can...use Galeon as a browser, Open or StarOffice for productivity, add a "network neighborhood" app like they have for Desktop/LX and you would have a very newbie-friendly - as long as they fix Nautilus so it's faster (that's Gnome weakest point right now: the Gnome File Manager is ugly and Nautilus is slow...)

    Hey, Ximian, are you up to it? I'd buy a copy...

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  20. Re:What is the deal with Linux by October_30th · · Score: 0
    What do you mean?

    The old distros like Slackware and Debian suck goat's penis when compared to something that's actually usable out-of-box like Mandrake 8.x or Red Hat 7.x.

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  21. Re:review? where? swapfile by bobaferret · · Score: 1

    yes Linux does support swapfiles now

  22. Mandrake 8.2 just released!! by joestar · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    All the features here: http://www.linux-mandrake.com/en/82.php3. Looks like a great release!

  23. Re:review? where? HERE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    >Am I out of the loop or does linux support swap files (as opposed to partitions) now?

    Of course and Linux supports swap in a file instead of a partition. What do you think the mkswap command can do?

    >I don't know what's wrong with the mounting issue, but what kind of faster algorithm is he talking about here?

    The FAT32 mounting is PAINFULLY slow for me too. Other distros do not have the particular problem. Therefore, it has to be something wrong with their code.

  24. Re:review? where? by WildBeast · · Score: 1

    Maybe he has no idea what he's talking about or maybe this distribution really sucks. But for a consumer friendly distribution, it sure as hell is confusing :)

  25. Walt Disney... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is cryogenically frozen. Sorry.

  26. Re:review? where? by Junta · · Score: 2

    As far as the swapfile/partition issue, he raises a valid point. parittioning is a pain in the arse for new users. You ask a user who really doesn't have any idea of how he will be pushing the system to make a permament decision about how his swap should be and he will be confused. You have been able to swap to files for a long time, and I do it, as sometimes I need a lot of swap, and other times I need next to done, and that flexibility is not easy with a partition. A parttion may give a speed boost, but with a good filesystem that becomes less and less of an issue.

    As far as the second issue, I have no clue how those fat32 mounts can cause such a slow issue. He is trying to look at it from an end user perspective, and this is exactly the sort of thought an end user would have. Likely the distro is doing something extra that is slow enough to block mounts, maybe some sort of indexing service or something. His statement about an algorithm is silly, but perhaps apt if the distro is doing something special at mount time that it could postpone to run in the background...

    I know nothing about this distro and am completely uninterested, but I think his review was very good look from a user level perspective. Not big on techinical details, but the target audience of this distro isn't very technical...

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  27. Great for the Average Non-tech folks!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I downloaded the ISO image and dropped it into my daughters virus ridden K6-300 WIN98 box. Couldn't have been easier. I upped her memory (128+32 MB) and used a new disk (40 Gig). She has access to all her old Word, and MS Access via the 'K' apps. All she needs is word processing, e-mail, browsing and occasional spread sheet. It could access everything on my home MS based machines. This is a good replacement for WIN98. Decent fonts, easy set up.

    1. Re:Great for the Average Non-tech folks!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and after you did that I snuck into her room and ass-fucked her stupid. Could not have been easier.

      -- Cmdr Taco

  28. ack doesnt 2.4.12 have vm issues? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well, doesnt it?

  29. I think Linux is almost ready by vectus · · Score: 3, Informative

    I know I'll probably come off as a pro-Linux zealot for this.. but..

    I am a first year compsci student. Before this year, all of my attempts to try to use Linux failed horribly.. but in January this year, I installed Redhat, and immediately fell in love. I've slowly been learning how to take advantage of all of Linux's more advanced features, and I've lately been able to fix problems based on intuition, rather than long searches on Google.

    Whenever any of my friends come over, they see my computer, and they gasp. They love the way KDE looks, they love the Liquid theme, they love transparent menu's, they love the functionality of the command prompt, they ENVY the fact I can leave it on for days.. even weeks without having to so much as log out. (probably not the safest thing to be doing.. but it makes me feel big, lol)

    The only things which prevent people from installing Linux on their own computers are the following

    1. Lack of MSN messenger (Kmerlin) built in. They would not know where to look, if they were going to find it.. and it seems to be the most popular messenger at my university.

    2. Once and awhile the Xserver bombs, and deletes the 'fixed fonts'.. which requires some knowledge to fix.

    3. Decent CD burning software

    4. A file sharing program which does not bomb all the time.

    5. Better media support - Built in Divx support... easy to install quicktime support.. easy to find realplayer (it takes awhile to find realplayer if you don't know where to look)

    The last thing it needs is to be pre-installed on a few computers.. but this article shows why that isn't likely to happen.

    In preparation for Ballmer meeting with a Dell executive to talk about the computer maker's support of Linux, a confidential Microsoft briefing e-mail notes as a talking point that "it's untenable for a 'premier partner' of Windows 2000 to be doing aggressive marketing development for another operating system."

    "This little drama ends" later that year, Kuney said, with Dell abandoning its Linux efforts with the head of the program being reassigned.


    Overall, I think Linux is pretty much ready for the desktop. Everyone here is always bitching about stuff like document support.. which for the desktop, IMO, is pretty irrelevant. The majority of people out there transfer documents by copying and pasting to emails.

    1. Re:I think Linux is almost ready by essiescreet · · Score: 1

      If you haven't been able to get linux running for the past year, maybe you should transfer to managment or something...

    2. Re:I think Linux is almost ready by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, what a pathetic attempt at a flame.

      I am running it now.. as I have for the past couple months. My old computer had numerous driver problems which I did (and still don't) know how to fix under Unix. Not being able to fix a driver problem that even Linux support pages can not fix hardly indicates that I am not competant.

      Nice attempt to flame, though. Trollific.

    3. Re:I think Linux is almost ready by roybadami · · Score: 1
      they ENVY the fact I can leave it on for days.. even weeks
      Hey, I can leave NT and 2000 machines running for days without a reboot, often even for weeks.

      With a decent Unix OS you should be able to keep it running for months or even years...

    4. Re:I think Linux is almost ready by vectus · · Score: 1

      I can leave it on longer, I am just used to '98.. so I reboot sometimes to make sure no problems creep up. That and my dorm room is really small, and I sometimes have a hard time sleeping with my computer going..

      When I go home for the summer, I am going to try to see if I can keep my computer on for the whole four month break..

    5. Re:I think Linux is almost ready by tzanger · · Score: 3, Informative

      Lack of MSN Messenger is solved by grabbing Psi, a kick-ass jabber client. (Best I've used on Win32 or Linux).

      I've never had trouble with my X Server bombing, but then again I've compiled my own XFree86 4.1.0 from source (not sure why I did it originally). Your CD Creator is a problematic one though, but it is coming.

      As far as file sharing goes, I just use LimeWire's Java client. It's actually not too bad with the IBM Java compiler. You're right on when it comes to media though, although this too is coming.

      KDE3 from CVS simply rocks, and if you don't want to compile it all yourself just grab the latest 3.0 beta; it's not far off from the CVS right now. I've been running Slack on my notebook for almost two years now, trying both Win4Lin and VMWare for the Windows things I need. If Win4Lin's support didn't suck so hard I'd have stuck with them but now that I only use Windows for the P&E Micro flash tools and some in-house Win32-only software, I hardly need to look at the Start button anymore. WindowMaker with KDE is a very nice combination; there are only two things weird. Klipper must be running or you get some very strange clipboard operation, and Java windows do not sit in the Konqueror "page" -- they are created as new toplevel windows.

      All in all I tend to agree with you that Linux is almost ready. Almost. KDE has come a LONG way; it *is* ready for corporate offices but not for home users; I can deploy OpenOffice and KDE on anyone's workstation here and almost not have them notice. :-)

    6. Re:I think Linux is almost ready by DaveJay · · Score: 1

      Lycoris has a great CD Burner installed, and it works well (although an odd interface.) It also has RealPlayer installed, and it's easy to find. ;)

    7. Re:I think Linux is almost ready by OSgod · · Score: 1

      Umm... actually our vendors recommend that we reboot our production heavy use AIX systems once a month -- not to mention cycling Sybase every week.

    8. Re:I think Linux is almost ready by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know I'll probably come off as a pro-Linux zealot for this.. but..

      What's wrong with being a Linux zealot? Look how many Pro-Microsoft zealots there are here on Slashdot, an open-source website, even AFTER Microsoft has been found guilty of a myriad of crimes, and after they have committed many more for which they were never prosecuted.

      The market NEEDS more Linux zealots. And more Mac zealots. And more BSD zealots. And more Amiga zealots. And more BeOS zealots. Anything that's non-MS. There's NO balance in the market today, and that's just how Microsoft wants it. NEVER give MS what they want, because that leads to what they REALLY want - absolute control, domination, and if possible, enslavement of the market. You think I'm kidding? Do some research. These are NOT nice people.

      I just don't know why everyone keeps forgiving and forgetting Microsoft. Maybe the reports of subliminal messages in Windows are true. They were found in movies beginning in the 1950's, why can't they be in software 50 years later? It's gotta be 1000x easier to put subliminals in an Operating System now than in a film reel that had to be spliced with a razor blade.

  30. Re:review? where? by Adnans · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't know what's wrong with the mounting issue, but what kind of faster algorithm is he talking about here?

    He is a she, and like all (ex-)BeOS users, Eugenia is obsessed with bootup speed, because BeOS booted in about 12 seconds on most machines (it actually booted in 8 seconds on my BeBox during the DR days). A small amount of tweaking got me a 15 second bootup time in Linux (from the GRUB prompt to my X session manager, xdm), and that includes SCSI initialization. The main rule is of course is to avoid anything that starts with a K! :) But then again, I only reboot when upgrading kernels so...

    However, in all my Linux years I have never ever waited *2 minutes* for a partition to mount. So either Eugenia's box is terribly slow, or something is very wrong with that Linux distro, or she's lying :)

    -adnans

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    "In short: just say NO TO DRUGS, and maybe you won't end up like the Hurd people." --Linus Torvalds
  31. <shameless plug> by mattdm · · Score: 2

    Jezzball doesn't run very well under WINE. But luckily, there's a (in all humbleness) much improved native equivalent. So that's not a very good example. :)

  32. US is such a young nation by October_30th · · Score: 0
    As was pointed out in an excellent interview in the Simpson's World on BBC World, Europe used to be the arsenal of the world until the WW II but after that we finally got it. Stockpiling arms and fighting each other won't get you anywhere. You still don't get it.

    A foe today is a friend tomorrow. No point in seeing the world in naive, black and white terms like GWB does. Negotiating a fat and delicious trade agreement with Iraq with enticements for democracy, for instance, would be a much better solution than the gung-ho bomb-the-shit-out-of-the-ragheads American approach.

    Ok, if you really, REALLY have to fight (after being really invaded, for instance), then go ahead and fight. Just restrain from bombing the shit out of the enemy because you can do business with them later on.

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    1. Re:US is such a young nation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What country are you writing this from?

      Major Kong, this is General Turgidson. Alter course for western Europe.

      ;)

  33. Nothing really all that new by Spit_Fire1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Once you completed the installation and booted your new Lycoris Desktop/LX system, you'll be greeted with a handsome X login window (KDM).
    A feature most of us don't use anyway, which has been an option in most distros for about 3 years now.

    As a GNOME user, I didn't realize that with KDE 2.1x, the kpackage RPM management tool was integrated with the desktop so that it would launch when you double-click an RPM file in Konqueror.
    looks like thats a KDE feature, which is avalible with every major distro

    Other than Samba, no other system daemons that could be security risks are running
    this i feel actually is a feature, i've always thought it was dumb to by default install and run 17 daemons that home users really aren't going to use.

    And the linux desktop isn't going to appear over night, it's going to take lots of apps, mainly game and business app support. When you can buy a game with a linux binary and windows on the same cd.

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    "The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows." -Aristotle Onassis
  34. The Me Fallacy by fm6 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    but there are far better native apps available for free.
    You've heard of Legacy apps? Everybody has software that they just can't abandon. It's one thing for a hacker to hand-convert all his documents to KWord. It's quite another thing for a large company to abandon or convert hundreds of thousands of Word docs and Excel spreadsheets. Such a user will not even consider a solution that does not fully support the legacy data. In theory, you can filter all the data over to a new format, but I've never seen that done in any big way in the real world.

    I think both you and the reviewer are applying a fallacy I often see in online reviews and evaluations -- especially on Slashdot. I call it the Me Fallacy. This fallacy is the assumption that your own needs are the needs of the product's target audience. So you applaud and criticize when the product succeeds and fails to meet your needs -- even if that's not what the product is trying to do.

    I see this in the review (which does make some good points) when it criticizes Lycoris for not providing development apps. This is an end user distro, for Pet's sake! Of course, a developer might want it anyway (I'm going to try it in the hope that it will integrate with my company's IPX network better than the others), but such a user is perfectly capable of downloading apps -- and is more interested in how well the distro accomodates third-party packages than what specific packages the distro provides.

    1. Re:The Me Fallacy by GaryM · · Score: 1

      You've heard of Legacy apps? Everybody has software that they just can't abandon. It's one thing for a hacker to hand-convert all his documents to KWord. It's quite another thing for a large company to abandon or convert hundreds of thousands of Word docs and Excel spreadsheets.

      Can you read? I would hardly call Notepad a legacy app!! It produces plain ASCII!!


    2. Re:The Me Fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does Notepad still have that feature where it chokes on large files? Gedit doesn't seem to do that.

  35. Re:review? where? by Eugenia+Loli · · Score: 3, Interesting

    >However, in all my Linux years I have never ever
    >waited *2 minutes* for a partition to mount. So
    >either Eugenia's box is terribly slow,

    Dual PIII 450 Mhz, 512 MB of RAM. Lycoris is installed on a *fast* SCSI drive, while both the FAT32 partitions are on an also modern IDE drive.

    > or something is very wrong with that Linux distro,

    I read somewhere that their FAT32 code is still alpha. I am sure there is A LOT of room for improvement.

    > or she's lying :)

    You are very welcome to come and see it yourself if you are living in the Bay Area. You are warmly invited to our house and experience it yourself. :)

  36. Wrong wrong wrong. It's the widgets. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2

    It's not flashy wizards and pretty icons that matter. It's a file selection widget that filters on extension and works for all the applications. It's a unified printing and font management model. It's little details like this - unsexy, and invisible to those of us who have become accustomed to the workarounds - that really make a difference.

  37. Who cares? Mandrake 8.2 released today! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I knew those cheese-eating surrender monkeys were good for something!

    Press release

    Product page

  38. I'd come see it but my wife might get pissed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She's the jealous type! lol,...

  39. Re:review? where? by Mr+Teddy+Bear · · Score: 1

    Am I out of the loop or does linux support swap files (as opposed to partitions) now?

    Yes, you are way out of the loop. But he is still full of it. Even on an NT box it is still best to make a seperate partition for your swap space. It tends to run faster that way. Same thing goes for linux. Plus, the swap partition is designed for well... swapping. :-) In other words, no need for the file to be subjected to all the stuff that it would be if it were on a normal ext2/ext3 partition.

    But as far as "can it be done" goes, yes it can. It has been an option now for as long as I can remember. Since the 2.x kernel at least. I remember doing it in Slackware 4.0. (And that came out years and years ago).

    The solution here is to simply auto partition your drive. Do it all in the background. If someone wants to do it all themselves.. then that distro wouldn't be for them.. have them use RedHat. :-)

    And as far as "fragmenting" their hard drives... I am confused.. am I out of the loop here? I thought a fragmented drive was when files were not stored on concurrent parts of the drive. Silly me. :-P

  40. Re:I think its time Linux gave up on the Desktop ! by madenosine · · Score: 1

    There is no niche left for an operating system hacked together by students, with an appaling security model, and an antideluvian user interface.

    Educational.

  41. IceWM by mikosullivan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anybody attempting to design a truly user-friendly Linux distro needs to start by making IceWM the default window manager. IceWM gives the average users What They Want: a simple clean desktop. The taskbar isn't filled with junk (well, maybe a little, but the distro should default it out), just a set of simple buttons. Yes, it looks a lot like Windows, but that's not necessarily bad. What's important is that it's a clean interface that users can understand right away. The desktop war is won or lost in the first minute that the user looks at the screen and decides if s/he understands what's going on.

    --
    Miko O'Sullivan
    1. Re:IceWM by Mulletroll · · Score: 2, Informative

      I use IceWM, but it depends way too much on config files to be user-friendly. The different config tools that you can get for IceWM look nice (I guess, havn't used them) but it would be really nice if I could just right-click on things to get at settings... or at least if IceWM had a GNOME/KDE control-panel settings applet.

      Also, icewm's menu has the same problem that most root menus have: too much crap in weird places, partly because of GNOME or KDE menus being integrated in there. I guess somebody making a distribution would be able to streamline it better than I could.

      'Course none of this really bothers *me*, but I wouldn't put it in front of anybody who was used to Windows.

  42. What the hell is linuxconf?? by friedmud · · Score: 1

    (me typing it into my Slackware 8.0 machine)

    root@friedmud:~# linuxconf
    su: linuxconf: command not found

    Well, I don't have it - and I get along fine without it - so why the hell does does lycoris need it?? I am sure that this is something from the Hat/Drake land that people think is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY. Nothing is necessary in linux - there is always a different/possibly better way to do it.

    Derek

    1. Re:What the hell is linuxconf?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Well, I don't have it - and I get along fine without it - so why the hell does does lycoris need it?? I am sure that this is something from the Hat/Drake land that people think is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY. Nothing is necessary in linux - there is always a different/possibly better way to do it.

      Lycoris doesn't need linuxconfig; the review mentioned that linuxconfig was not provided.

      Linuxconfig is an ooooold linux text menu-baesd system config utility - one of the first ones to try putting all system config options in one place (in an organized hierarchy) instead of having many separate utilities.

    2. Re:What the hell is linuxconf?? by friedmud · · Score: 1

      Ah, thanks for clearing that up!

      I figured it was some new GUI based "DO-ALL" programs a lot of the new distros are shipping with.

      Derek

  43. Re:What is the deal with Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    something that's actually usable out-of-box

    Define usable.

    Are you referring to a distro that thinks it might know more about my system than I do? Or perhaps one that decides that I know either nothing, or I know every dependancy for every binary that I might possibly want to install?

    Slackware is usable - I can have a slack box installed and configured in under an hour, and I will know exactly what's installed and why.

  44. Re:review? where? by haggar · · Score: 1

    How can someone who is so strongly-opinionated and blunt, so sure of himself to call the review "this is the most uninformed and uneducated review of a linux distribution I have ever read" afford to be so misinformed about Linux (yes, you can have swapping in a file, you can even share that file with Windows, read the Howto)?
    And moreover, how can someone who demonstrates such blatant arrogance and ignorance, get such high mods?

    I totally agree with the review, to have a swap file instead of a partition totally makes sense for desktop installs, because you don't want to increase the number of primary partitions, which you have only 4 anyway.

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  45. Re:What is the deal with Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck you....Slackware is the best linux distro out there

  46. Re:review? where? swapfile by garett_spencley · · Score: 5, Informative

    I could be completely off my rocker here but wasn't it ALWAYS possible to use swap files instead of partitions?

    Now I don't necessarily mean swap files directly supported by the kernel, but if you _really_ wanted to use a swap file instead couldn't you create a file, format it as a linux swap and then mount it as a loopback device?

    Something like:

    # dd if=/dev/zero of=/swap ...
    # mkswap /swap

    Then put an entry in /etc/fstab like:

    /swapfile swap swap defaults,loop 0 0

    And finally:

    # swapon /swap

    I just tried this on slackware 8.0 with kernel 2.4.18 and it works. I don't know if this is a "new feature" or anything but I'm pretty sure that as long as your kernel supports loopback devices then this would work.

    Maybe someone with better kernel knowledge could provide some better insight.

    P.S I still don't see why you would want to do this. Espcially considering that in any good install program geared towards end-users they would not have to worry about partitioning (and even if they did it seems to me like paritioning would still be easier than doing what I described above). At least I know that I would still prefer a swap partition as opposed to a file anyway...

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  47. once there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For once I would like to see a distro bold enough to have Enlightenment as its default windows manager.

    1. Re:once there by jumpin · · Score: 1

      Peanut 9.1 defaults to E. http://www.ibiblio.org/peanut/

  48. It's not worth the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I installed it on a box that Win2K installed, just to see what would happen and how it would work. True, it did give me the option of leaving Win2K intact, and created the necessary entry in GRUB to let me dual boot the box to either Win2K or Lycoris Linux and it was coolmto be able to play solitaire while the install was copying files in the background, so give them 5 stars on "ease of installation". My 12 year old daughter could easily install this distro (but then she's an honor student ;>). And it performed as advertised as far as letting me copy files from my Win2K partition, as well as letting me connect to network (NT) shares without having to do any extra configuring. People in the lab asked "What OS is this, anyway, this is slick"). But that's where any good features end. It has a greatly reduced feature set - the version of KDE it ships with doesn't even work. You can't do anything with most of the KDE apps as installed. Oh, sure, there is a fix on their auto-update server : but you have to download hundreds of megabytes fo get the fixes. What's the point? They obviously don't care about testing their product before putting it in a box for sale (I installed from their ISO images which I downloaded). So it's Caldera with a non-working version of KDE and a slick installer. Whoopee. I support RedHat at work , so that's what I've been running at home and found the Lycoris distro to be too painful to be worth the trouble. I'd much rather run Ximian Gnome on RedHat 7.2 (with it's ext3 file system! :>), but that's just a personal preference. With all the hassle of even getting Lycoris apps (OK, KDE apps), to work, I don't think this is a good Linux distro for newbies.

  49. Umm... by Mupp252 · · Score: 1

    *cough* REPOST *cough*

    Actually it's not really but there's already been a review mentioned on here. Once again I will go on the record and say this is one of my favorite distro's!

  50. It's the morons like you that give a bad name.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to Linux and the community that modded your ass to +5. What a sad bunch of losers. Sure you enjoy having to wait 2 or more minutes for your OS to boot. Yeah, any kind of shit is OK if it's Linux, I guess.

  51. What's puzzling me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is the nature of your game.

  52. Desktop Linux = Castrated Linux by XRayX · · Score: 2

    It seems like like all those new Distributions, which want to come up with a Desktop-Linux, simply cut all the good software/tools away from Linux and hide the root account from the users as good as they can. Look at IcePack, Lindows or Xandros.
    They all seem castrated to me, like a Kernel + KDE. I like the approach of Mandrake, who try to deliver an easy to use and configure GNU/Linux System, much more (And Mandrake 8.2 is really good). It's easy, but powerfull (Suse and Caldera are too) and not easy and varporware like Lycoris etc..

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  53. Re:review? where? swapfile by ethereal · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure that I have better knowledge, but I do know that you've been able to do this for a while. As you said, I think it's been since loopback mounts were supported.

    My theory is that the swap partition is faster, since you are cutting out the middleman of the normal ext2fs/ext3fs/whatever layer, and going straight to disc from the kernel VM layer. But that's just my theory; it could be the case that using a swap file is just as fast. Windows uses a swap file IIRC.

    The problem with doing the automatic partitioning is that the user who's going to be the most interested in desktop Linux is the same person who is most likely to need to dual-boot with Windows for the near future. Dual-booting with Windows means that you have to mess with partitions, which means that not needing a swap partition is a little bit of a bonus in terms of installability. Or that's my theory, at least.

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  54. I'd like to see a distro use ROX-filer instead... by UsonianAutomatic · · Score: 2

    For a couple of reasons..

    The first being simplicity; KDE and GNOME look great, and usually run well, but I think somebody coming from a Win98 sort of environment could be easily overwhelmed by the extensive config menus and excessive drek that a lot of distros tend to install. (Although it sounds like Lycoris is better than some in that regard). As for installing software, ROX has a nice system. ROX Apps are self contained within their own directories, with config options stored in a ~/Choices directory. This way of doing things is especially well-suited for apps written in scripting languages with GTK bindings, like Perl, Python, or PHP... installation is just a matter of unzip/tarring the App directory into /usr/apps (or wherever). Uninstallation is as simple as deleting the program directory. I think this way of installing things would make more sense to a longtime Win9X user than an RPM manager.

    The other reason I think ROX would be a good candidate is speed... it runs so much faster on my 566 Celeron than GNOME or KDE ever did. GNOME and KDE's sluggish performance was one of the reasons I never used my Linux partition much... things were just faster in Windows.

    It's not the most polished environment, but it's very usable... and if a company did decide to get behind ROX for a distro, I think it could quite a contender. YMMV.

    The underlying problem with any desktop environment that tries to cater to non-techie Windows users is the dependance on shared libraries that so many Linux apps have; packages from the original installation disk might conceivably work fine with the system, but user used to just downloading the InstallShield wizard and double clicking on it is going to be frustrated when he goes to install a program from somewhere else and it tells them they have to install some other library first, etc.

    On the other hand, if a distro tries to compensate and include every damn library under the sun, more experienced users will scream about bloat. :)

  55. Limitations -- Yet Quite Good by chill · · Score: 3, Informative

    I downloaded the .iso and installed Lycocis on two machines the other day. One was a pretty dismal failure, the other was a pretty fair success.

    Lycoris did NOT like my dual-processor, no-IDE hard drive main system. While it DID install, it couldn't recognize my LS-120 drive as a floppy drive to make a rescue disk. Red Hat 7.2 does. Lycoris botched the LILO install on my main SCSI drive leaving me with LI and no boot disk. It made no mention of recognizing the second processor and the box has 1 Gb of RAM, which requires a kernel toggle -- I have no idea if it actually did. It also defaults to NOT installing the necessary Xine plugin to play CSS-encrypted DVDs. You've gotta track that down yourself.

    However, on the single-processor Athlon, w/768 Mb of RAM and an IDE HD and a normal floppy, it worked fine. Install went smoothe and everything was recognized. It was very similar to Windows, which is the point -- keep the mental transition to a minimum.

    Personally, I don't like the wallpaper. I found it to be too garish and distracting. However, that is easily enough fixed. I also don't like the theme that fakes transparency (liquid?), as it chews up too much CPU time and seems to make the machine a little sluggish. Again, easy enough to fix.

    Recommendations: Kit, while functional, is a bit spartan for most Windows people's IM. A nice Jabber client or the actual Netscape AIM client would be much better. Install DeCSS by default and the plugin for Xine to play encrypted DVDs. It played everything else, though -- DivX, MPEG, OGG, MP3, etc.

    KOffice is nice, if you don't need major compatibility with MS Office. Since they left out Konqueror and used Mozilla, I'd suggest replacing KOffice with OpenOffice.

    Finally, work a deal with the Crossover people and include the Crossover plugin installed and a wizard to install Quicktime and Shockwave.

    It is actually a real good distro for people who know little to nothing about PCs. For power users, it is something to avoid.

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    1. Re:Limitations -- Yet Quite Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It also defaults to NOT installing the necessary Xine plugin to play CSS-encrypted DVDs. You've gotta track that down yourself.

      Under current U.S. law distributing that plugin could draw a large lawsuit from nervous large movie studios, so providing it by default would be an unwise thing for a U.S.-based company to do.

  56. Solitaire Watch by nickynicky9doors · · Score: 2

    I started out with Mandrake 6. I liked it and the Mandrake org, so I'll stay with them

    The review seemed to be written with the whimsy that is expected of a Linux install if it is to push WindowsXP off the desktop, for example: "Installation on our dual PIII 450 Mhz seemed to go well and I could play a Solitaire game while waiting for the installation to complete in the background" Uhm did you get good cards? What am I supposed to take from this?

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    1. Re:Solitaire Watch by jeffehobbs · · Score: 1

      Maybe the installer should have a small built-in version of Solitaire embedded in it, so the prospective linux user has his or her transition eased by the Windows app they know best. The computer could even scale the complexity of the Solitaire game to the length of the install, so the game would be concluding just as the game finishes...

      ~jeff

  57. Re:review? where? by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

    As long as I've known linux - since 93 actually (ran it on a 386dx40 with 4 megs of ram) it has always supported swap files - however they are generally not recomended - even today.

  58. Re:review? where? by wackysootroom · · Score: 2

    Won't having a swap file instead of a partition actually create problems with disk fragmentation? IIRC, it is the growing and shrinking of files that causes fragmentation, not having extra partitions on the drive.

  59. Re:What is the deal with Linux by October_30th · · Score: 0
    Define usable.

    As someone who has been using Linux since 1995 but gotten tired of fiddling with the obscure config files with no proper documentation and standardization instead of getting real work done, I define usability:

    Allows a non-geek (I'll admit some technical training here, though) to install the operating system by him/herself so that a manual is required only for occasional troubleshooting in the case of non-standard hardware.

    RedHat and Mandrake in particular are almost there. Microsoft has been there for years.

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  60. Yes and No by mikosullivan · · Score: 2
    I agree that simply mimicking Windows just for the sake of being similar to something familiar is not a worthwhile goal. Your average desktop user doesn't really care about it that much... if they did they would never have moved from DOS to Windows 3.x to Windows 95/98/2K to XP over the last ten years.

    That being said, mimicking Windows because it's a nice clean interface isn't such a bad idea. Like everything else in building a good product, being a copycat isn't a bad policy. Users generally want these simple UI features, and not much more:

    • A single "start" button in one corner
    • A few well organized choices inside the start menu
    • A strip along to top or bottom showing the currently running apps
    • Some icons on the desktop that start the things they mostly want
    • a taskbar in one corner with a very few important icons, probably just a clock and an email indicator
    • One window per open document
    • The ability to add to all of the above, but nothing else by default
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  61. Desktop/LX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has sold out of it's previous CDs and is selling very well.

  62. Re:I think its time Linux gave up on the Desktop ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Micrsoft OWNS the desktop and is moving into the medium sized server arena.

    looks like linux is moving in the high end (with IBM mainframes and the medium server markets and breaking up bill gates party.

    youre right about the desktop for now. the thing with open source is we can wait and still be around

    besides kde and gnome have benn around for less than 4 years. took much longer than that for MS to get to win 3.1.

    what you say?
    that means eventually you wont get to suck Big Bills
    donkey?

    shiznit

  63. 10 users max? by WinPimp2K · · Score: 1

    Now, just slap me silly and call me Susan....

    But the only OS I know of that enforces a ten connection limit are the "Workstation" versions of NT, 2K, etc.

    Microsoft put that in way back when because people were running Netscape's server apps with unlimited connections on NT WorkStation instead of paying the big bucks for NT Server. I understand they also put the ten connection limit back into XP or Win2K as a stealth "update" with a recent Service Pack.

    So who really owns Redmond Linux? Could it be some other company based in that part of the country?

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    1. Re:10 users max? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *slapslapslap* Susan, you dumb bitch.

  64. Re:review? where? by Mr+Windows · · Score: 1

    Swap files don't change size dynamically under Linux, so using a swap file shouldn't make much difference to fragmentation.

  65. I resent this statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The French lasted 6 whole weeks, dammit!

  66. Walt Disney was cremated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That has to be the most persistent of all urban legends. For more information, see here, here (next to last paragraph) or here. You can view his death certificate here.

    'nuff said!

  67. Re:FLIP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a Texan so I can speak with authority. Mexican pussies smell like tacos. They at least have that vague cumino smell that you get from most Mexican food. Maybe it's because they eat a lot of cumin. Who knows? I was once with an Indian chick and she tasted like curry. It makes me wonder if Japanese chicks taste like sushi. I must sample more to expand my knowledge!

  68. Why is everyone sleeping on ELX? by joshsnow · · Score: 1

    Lycoris isn't the only friendly Desktop. ELX (http://www.elxlinux.org) seeks the same goals and is available now.

    1. Re:Why is everyone sleeping on ELX? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from the ELX site, "Internals" link:

      "Release Date To be announced"

  69. glibc1 only by BigBadaboom · · Score: 1

    I downloaded it and tried it out a couple of weeks ago after the last review posted on slashdot.

    I quite liked it. I think it would be a good distro for newbies.

    However I have since removed it for one main reason -
    I wanted to install some software that required glibc2 and discovered that Lycoris is only glibc1.

    A fairly important fact that neither of these two reviews mentioned.

  70. Re:review? where? by Pointer80 · · Score: 1

    I was wrong about the swap partition.
    I admit that.
    I don't usually play with linux on desktops. I install it (with a swap partition) and it runs. It's a workstation and a development platform for me.
    I hontestly don't remember the option of a swap file being mentioned in the docs I read when I started installing linux.
    Most of the systems that I install linux on _need_ a large swap partition.

    Having an opinion doesn't make someone arrogant.

    While the author (I really meant to be gender inspecific, sorry about that) did graze over some of the details of the system, this was not an 'extensive review.'
    I should have taken the time to make that point (my main one) more clear.
    The article was, however, very informative.
    My attemt was not to be a troll, honest.

    Pointer

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  71. Re:review? where? by Nailer · · Score: 2

    What is that supposed to mean?
    Am I out of the loop or does linux support swap files (as opposed to partitions) now?


    Both - you are out of the loop, and Linux has supported swap files (as opposed to partitions) for quite some time.

    I imagine letting Windows suers have to decide on placement for yet another Linux partition confuses them, hence the authors desire for a single partition.

  72. I can't wait 'till somebody copies XPs logins by Mulletroll · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm tempted to figure out how to do it myself. Not exactly the silly point-and-click to log in, but something that will let me go back and open another session as a different user easily.

    Getting at more than one X session at a time in Linux is needlessly complicated. The nice login screens should have this in mind. Why would a login prompt for a multi-user operating system only handle a single logged in user at a time? Silly.

    I know it's only:

    startx -- :1

    (or whatever the brain-dead syntax is) to start another session, but there really ought to be a better way.

    1. Re:I can't wait 'till somebody copies XPs logins by Alcemenes · · Score: 1

      I don't switch users very often but my linux desktop machines boot into run level 5 by default which brings up kdm(or gdm or prefdm.) This allows me to pick a user and also a desktop environment with ease. I used to use the startx gig when I first started using linux but on my desktop machines I figured I would cut out the middle man and get right down to business. Just change id:3:initdefault: to read id:5:initdefault and you're good to go.

    2. Re:I can't wait 'till somebody copies XPs logins by shaji · · Score: 1

      Yes, it existed much before XP had come out. You can configure gdm to start up with multiple login screens and switch between them using Cntr+Alt+7 or Cntrl+Alt+8 etc. And even if you do not configure gdm to have multiple servers, after login you can choose Gnome Menu->System->New Login, and get a new login screen. Also have you heard of Xnest? You can also use gdm to login as another user in a nested window. I wish your title was "Where did microsoft copy XP logins"

    3. Re:I can't wait 'till somebody copies XPs logins by damiam · · Score: 2, Informative
      Under Debian, the gdmflexiserver command will open a new session of gdm in a new virtual terminal (so you can login as someone else), and lock the screen in your current one. You can switch between sessions with Ctrl-Alt-F[789...], same way you would with a normal virtual terminal.

      And it's even conveniently right there in the GNOME "System" menu! Just click and you get a new login screen.

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    4. Re:I can't wait 'till somebody copies XPs logins by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Why are keys needed? Why can't this all be done with the GUI? And why is it not built in as a standard? The reason why Linux is so unsuccesful is because anything useful requires cryptic commands to activate, and is never there by default.

    5. Re:I can't wait 'till somebody copies XPs logins by damiam · · Score: 1

      Your trolling is getting a little too obvious now.

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    6. Re:I can't wait 'till somebody copies XPs logins by drsquare · · Score: 1

      It was a perfectly legitimate comment. Although nowadays, anyone criticising Linux is automatically a troll.

    7. Re:I can't wait 'till somebody copies XPs logins by damiam · · Score: 2
      If you insist, I'll bite.

      Control-F7 is easier and simpler than moving the mouse down to the taskbar, clicking on an applet, and selecting the virtual desktop you want to move to. It's easier than going into a menu and selecting a "Switch Desktop" item. It's easier than any GUI way I could possibly think of.

      And, anyone who can understand the difference between multiple accounts and why they might need to switch logins is certainly smart enough to learn an easy-to-remember, useful, convenient key combination.

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  73. Re:review? where? swapfile by wings · · Score: 1
    garett_spencley wrote:

    # dd if=/dev/zero of=/swap ...
    # mkswap /swap

    Then put an entry in /etc/fstab like:

    /swapfile swap swap defaults,loop 0 0

    And finally:

    # swapon /swap


    The "loop" option is not needed for the fstab mntops field.

    I've used this (under Slackware) since the 2.0.x
    kernel days, and I'm pretty sure it doesn't require the loopback filesystem.
  74. Redmond by Decimal · · Score: 2

    On an unrelated note, I thought "Redmond Linux" was a much better name, which would be easy to protect (as the company is located in Redmond)

    Yes, but even for all of the Windows-familiarity they have put into the product, they didn't want the product to be associated with a certain company, also located in Redmond.

    I like the name. The "LX" trademark is just cool, blows "XP" right out of the water.

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  75. Re:I think its time Linux gave up on the Desktop ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some dumbass wrote:
    There is no niche left for an operating system hacked together by students, with an appaling security model, and an antideluvian user interface.

    To what operating system would you be referring? Certainly not linux. Millions of individuals, schools and companies use linux and are extremely happy with it. I use linux daily and if I ran a business I would most likely run it using linux exclusively.

    Go take your mindless FUD, spread it on some toast and shove it up your ass.

  76. Why you'd want to use a swap file by Faramir · · Score: 2, Informative

    P.S I still don't see why you would want to do this.

    Here's a case in point: whilst working in a physics laboratory, I set up machines with 128 MB RAM with two 128 MB swap partitions--this was the standard I'd been taught, and it had never failed me. One of the computers kept hanging whenever a user ran one of his simulation programs. It quickly became obvious that he needed far more memory & swap space. Rather than reformatting (since I was out of partition space), I created a new 512 MB swap file, and that solved his problem (course, buying extra RAM later on also helped, but in a university setting a swapfile is much easier to create than RAM is to buy).

  77. Re:review? where? by jmccay · · Score: 2

    I two possible issues with what he is doing. One, it is a dual processor system. Your average user will not have one of these. Two, he is using the $30 version. Let's face it, the other review (another /. article) used the $40 version, and it seem to work better. I would recomend get the $40 version even if you're not a developer. It's only $10. It's not like there is $200+ difference between the prices (like windows).

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  78. Instalation is crap by ehiris · · Score: 1

    If you have the time and patience to install this thing go ahead. It might be worth it.

    It doesn't partition the drives from the install and runs into annoying errors.

    I'm giving up on it. It's time for Mandrake 8.2!

  79. Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux is the worst operating system ever!

  80. Re:review? where? by mikey9 · · Score: 1

    Here is the funny thing about this review. This Distro is specifically for those users who would never ask these questions and if they did they could do whatever it is they needed in a gui. What else could you ask for?

  81. Re:review? where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you glib, linux-oriented smug fuck. the review is written from a windows-centric viewpoint, for windows users to understand all the better. This happebns to be crucial for the process of weaning folks away from the MS monopoly. I guess you are so much smarter for thinking of these things like a bitch. But that is ultimately the downfall of OSS, isn't it, that self-satisfied nerds have to knock the dumbed down presentations and attempts at usability for their own gratification.

    as for the faster algorithms, how about one that just opens the damn FAT table and assumes the partition is the same size as last time it opened? That would probably speed up the mounting of fat32 partitions nicely.

  82. installation by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

    Why is it that every one assumes that installation is one of the main areas (still) that Linux needs to improve on?

    I know next to nothing about Linux, yet I can install and use Redhat 7.x and Mandrake 8.x without any problems.

    If Linux becomes a force on the desktop market, will it not be installed when Joe/Jane Public buys their machine from Dell?

  83. 10 users on the ISO FTP server not the product by yerricde · · Score: 1

    But the only OS I know of that enforces a ten connection limit are the "Workstation" versions of NT, 2K, etc.

    You misunderstood grandparent. The ten connection limit isn't part of the product they're selling. It's a limit on the FTP server hosting the ISOs.

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    1. Re:10 users on the ISO FTP server not the product by WinPimp2K · · Score: 1

      I knew that.
      It was a weak attempt at humor because the ten user limit ON THEIR SERVER just happened to match MSFT's hard coded limit on the MSFT workstation OS.

      Dang, some people won't even let ya have fun trying to stir up a little conspiracy action...

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  84. i disagree completely - Lycoris from a user persp. by q-soe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I run lycoris on no fewer than 5 machines inside and outrside of a windows domain. I disagree with the 'not ready' statement and it shows that the person who commented on the article hasnt used the distro.

    In all 5 cases (all different machines) it found all hardware and installed seamlessly, the video card on my personal notebook (Dell LS400) was found perfectly, something Mandrake 8 and 8.1 couldnt manage.

    the Distro has built in and fully workin Div-xm,DVD, Mp3 and the Koffice suite, Samba configured to acccess windows shares by default and wine.

    My home network is a windows XP pro one with a shared internet connection (dont laugh it works 100% perfectly and requires 2 seconds setup) Lycoris found it without config and worked straight away fpr all web funtions, it connects by default with my shares and it does so on windows 200 active directory as well.

    In short its a desktop OS for the average user, it doesnt come with advanced features, compilers and dev tools installed but you can download and install them, its a full working simple to use and install linux distro for everyone. I gave it to my mother of all people and she loves it - it does everything she needs, loads fast, looks like fun and she can run her windows stuff.

    I have given this OS to about 20 people from technical linux zealots to newbies and all of them have enjoyed using it and the newbies love it - in short its an OS i as an IT manager can roll out on a desktop, it's built on top of redhat and users RPMS which makes it great if you already have redhat servers and use the OS in your environment.

    Yes it needs work but what is doesnt need is apache or any other server components, it doesnt need compilers and 10 shells instaled as a default, its a desktop linux and it works and for the first time a user doesnt need to resort to makefiles and consoles to try and get anything working in the OS (Div-x Under redhat anyone ?)

    It works for what it is and its worth $29 or you can download for free.

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  85. "...any third party..." by yerricde · · Score: 2

    In fact, you don't need to have the source available for everyone publicly - you can limit the source distribution to those who purchased the product from you.

    Wrong. According to the GNU GPL, if you're going to satisfy section 3 by offering CDs via mail order, you must

    Accompany it with a written offer, valid for at least three years, to give any third party, for a charge no more than your cost of physically performing source distribution, a complete machine-readable copy of the corresponding source code, to be distributed under the terms of Sections 1 and 2 above on a medium customarily used for software interchange
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  86. It's simpler than even that by Second_Derivative · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I notice Lycoris has made a decision that I really wish more distros would make:

    DON'T SHOVEL LOADS OF IDENTICAL SOFTWARE ON!

    The K menu on Lycoris is sanely organised and there's one of everything. If you look at your average dist, when a user fires up the brand new desktop they're greeted with a load of disordered crap in the menus, half of which sticks out like a sore thumb (GTK+/Qt mismatch... sigh I really wish we could standardise on one of these. Preferably Qt but then of course it's put out by an Evil Company (TM) nevermind the fact that it's GPL.) and the other half just doesn't work. That's not a great first impression to make. Just by sorting out the defaults on installation Lycoris has taken a huge step forward.

    The one thing imho that Linux needs on the desktop is a more homogeneous feel. One desktop environment and one widget set. One administration package. I want to boot into a KDE only desktop, start up KControl and schedule some backups every weekend and select "Automatically install security updates every week", maybe set up some email and web accounts for the kids, set up my firewall to "Allow web server and email traffic", and set up a home LAN and share some files around. If I were an end user doing that I'd think "Holy shit I can't do THIS under Windows!"

    Come on fellas, this can be done. I can write an /etc/init.d/ script to set up iptables, I can configure /etc/smb.conf, I can apt-get update from security.debian.org, I can enter some lines into /etc/fstab and /etc/crontab... need I go on, this can all be done... by an experienced sysadmin! Pull some of this stuff together into a system that functions as a unit and you've got something pretty damn amazing that will knock the pants off expee any day of the week. I just wish I had some more spare time and could code better, a handful of people could probably do what I've suggested (not that I think that's all of what Linux needs to be desktop complete, but it's certainly impressive and not hard to do.)

  87. Good old notepad by fm6 · · Score: 2

    Show some common sense. The question isn't whether Lycoris can run notepad. The reviewer was just using it test Wine. Not a very meaningful test, of course. But then it wasn't a very meaningful review. Obviously nobody's going to use Wine just to run notpad. Not even Windows diehards like notepad!

  88. That's a direct violation of the DMCA by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Install DeCSS by default and the plugin for Xine to play encrypted DVDs.

    They're a company; they can't do that. It would be a direct violation of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act, leaving the company liable for $100,000 (maximum statutory penalty per work for copyright infringement) for each DVD that the studios have released.

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  89. Better yet, T*tr*s! by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Maybe the installer should have a small built-in version of Solitaire embedded in it

    Better yet, Tetris. Wouldn't it rule if you could play Tetris from within an operating system's installer? It would also be really easy to scale the game length to the install progress: just increase the speed of the falling pieces.

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    1. Re:Better yet, T*tr*s! by metacell · · Score: 0

      But this appeared in Corel Linux a long time ago... (or was it Caldera OpenLinux?).

  90. Re:I think its time Linux gave up on the Desktop ! by yerricde · · Score: 1

    To what operating system would you be referring?

    Grandparent was talking more along the lines of project for an advanced operating systems course at a university.

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  91. My experience - some good, some bad. by mbourgon · · Score: 2

    I loaded it on my box several weeks ago after seeing the other review mentioned here on Slashdot (as part of my neverending quest to have a linux distro that I can use that all my friends aren't using... the last one being Debian, which has the amazingly-cool apt-get and the amazingly-annoying Rage-pro-doesn't-work-with-X bug.

    So, installed it. Ran into a couple oddities on an older machine (p166, Rage Pro, dual NICs, serial mouse and ancient keyboard), but got it up and running. After digging around for the non-existent Firewall/Internet-Sharing software in the review (for several hours... Bad first reviewer! That doesn't exist!), I gave up and found the 4 lines I needed in a How-to on their .org site. Implemented, and so far so good. Up and running for several weeks.

    All in all, pretty good. But, for example: my mouse stopped working. No idea why. But I can't fix it, that I can (as a newbie Linux user) tell! It automatically starts in X, so I need to be able to get to the control panel somehow. No luck. And for the average user, what then? Oh, and on my ancient system, it's Slow. Sloooooooooooow......

    So, we'll see if I can get the mouse up. If not, next distro...... SuSe!

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  92. Standard Fonts? by infernalC · · Score: 1
    "The CD has almost 150 MB of free space. I believe that there are some utilities or applications missing, like a Font Installer (desktop users mostly browse the web, therefore having the standardised Web Fonts is a must...
    The Microsoft terms of use for their free-as-in-beer fonts do not permit redistribution on CD-ROM. Furthermore, Microsoft does not create web standards. The W3C does, and they reccommend in the CSS1 reccomendation that designers include a generic family name to specify typefaces, such as sans-serif, serif or mono.
  93. Re:review? where? swapfile by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 1

    Linux has supportted for a long long time. I know I was using it on a early 1.2 kernel. Running early versions of slack and redhat. I still have the page in my first linux book that explains how to do it bookmarked. Somebody here politely got all the commands correct. No loopback required. Faster without it.

  94. Re:review? where? swapfile by haggar · · Score: 1

    I'm going to try this tomorrow. I have to install Slackware 8.0 on one of our dev workstation, and I was thinking about experimenting with the size of the swap.

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  95. Re:I think its time Linux gave up on the Desktop ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > There is no niche left for an operating system hacked together by students, with an appaling security model, and an antideluvian user interface.

    Posh; Windows is still used by millions of people, and Bill Gates & Co graduated a loooong time ago.

  96. Re:I think its time Linux gave up on the Desktop ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You idiot! See the "Re:" in front of the comment? Try pushing the "Parent" button

  97. Any other Desktop Distributions? by Chicks_Hate_Me · · Score: 1

    I've tried the usual...RedHat, Mandrake and SuSe, but is there any other ones out there? So far I like Mandrake the best, but it is slow and fills the hard drive fairly quick.

    Are there any Desktop Linux Distributions for low-end machines out there that I should try? Or does anyone have any tips to slim down the Mandrake install? I've gotten it down to about 700mb after install. Could it be possible to get it even more smaller?

  98. Re:review? where? by ilias · · Score: 1

    I believe what the reviewer (Eugenia is a greek female name by the way) means is that if the user does not like Lycoris and decides to go back to Windows, s/he will then have a small partition of a couple of hundred megabytes (usually 128MB).

    A clueless computer user is not likely to know how to merge this small partition with one of the other partitions. So s/he will end up with a tiny partition that is pretty much useless for anything other than temporary storage for not-very-large files.

    Fragmentation sounds like a fine term to describe this situation, IMHO. Even though the term typically means something different.

    Using a file as a swap area would be a superior approach (for clueless users, not for people who want to run a fast box) as it would eliminate the additional step of restoring the swap partition, in case they decide to go back to exclusive Windows use.

  99. Problem by sean23007 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I briefly had this distro installed on one of my computers, that the family uses, and had it set up to look as much like Windows as possible. I had Office running through Wine (it just worked *shrug*), and I wanted to see if it would trick the family. Long story short, the major difference they noticed was the fact that the interface was incredibly slow. Click on the "Go" button, and you wait two or three seconds to bring it up, even on a 1.7GHz P4.

    Windows flies, KDE drags. Linux won't win on the desktop until the interface can actually compete with Windows, for every user.

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  100. Re:i disagree completely - Lycoris from a user~ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In short its a desktop OS for the average user, it doesnt come with advanced features, compilers and dev tools installed but you can download and install them, its a full working simple to use and install linux distro for everyone. I gave it to my mother of all people and she loves it - it does everything she needs, loads fast, looks like fun and she can run her windows stuff.

    I have given this OS to about 20 people from technical linux zealots to newbies and all of them have enjoyed using it and the newbies love it - in short its an OS i as an IT manager can roll out on a desktop, it's built on top of redhat and users RPMS which makes it great if you already have redhat servers and use the OS in your environment.

    Yes it needs work but what is doesnt need is apache or any other server components, it doesnt need compilers and 10 shells instaled as a default, its a desktop linux and it works and for the first time a user doesnt need to resort to makefiles and consoles to try and get anything working in the OS (Div-x Under redhat anyone ?)

    It works for what it is and its worth $29 or you can download for free.


    I'd have to agree with your assessment. I've been a Unix sysadmin for over a decade, and I'm certainly not shy of a command line. All the same, as a home user, I find I'm not so much a user of Linux as I am a user of KDE. rarely do I go to the command line or open a bash shell, I use the machine in the same way that I use Windows or a Mac. The kind of things I use a home computer for are internet access, word processor, etc. just like any Joe User would. And I can accomplish those things quite easily with a simple point and click. As rarely as I have to go to the command line, I have to wonder if the typical user would have to see it at all. I'd even be willing to bet that the next iteration of KDE will make the typical home users need to see the command line obsolete.

  101. Re:review? where? swapfile by swordboy · · Score: 2

    Something like:

    # dd if=/dev/zero of=/swap ...
    # mkswap /swap

    Then put an entry in /etc/fstab like:

    /swapfile swap swap defaults,loop 0 0

    And finally:

    # swapon /swap


    Ahh yes...

    That should be entirely clear for all Windows users!

    I see now.

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  102. I agree mostly--only a fool copies Microsoft UI by Ilan+Volow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's not so much whether beginners find it initially easier to use, but that once the users learn the basics of how to use the overall system interface, how much can they apply those basics to quickly learning the interface of a new application.

    That being said, there's a lot of bad decisions that one can make in interface design that are just plain stupid from a cognitive psychology standpoint and shouldn't be done in any interface on any platform in any circumstance. And microsoft is a frequent practitioner of this stupidity. Windows' Multi-row tabs are a perfect example, because they do not conform to the user expectation about how folder tabs are laid out: in a file cabinet, you do not have one folder tab above another and the visual search you do for a desired tab strictly on a horizontal plane. The even more confusing part about the multi-row tabs were that the widgets (i.e. the tabs) actually switch locations on screen, where the bottom tabs come to the top and vice-versa. Having widgets radically change their location on screen is a big no-no. In all fairness, Microsoft has recently been getting rid of the multi-row tabs, but why did it take them so long?

    For years, usability experts have criticized Microsoft's UI shennanigans like multi-row tabs and Window-in-Window MDI, and Microsoft often does not make needed changes until 3-4 years later, if at all. Even if Microsoft gets rid of the bad design, 3rd party Windows application are by no means required to do this, and they often take even longer to purge their applications of Microsoft's bad UI than Microsoft.

    There really is a double standard of design in the linux development community. If someone who knows nothing about OS design were to copy into the linux kernel a really stupid microsoft design that seriously compromised security and stability, something that OS development gurus and security experts have said for years should never be done, and do it all in the name of providing windows users with the same Blue Screens of Death and intrusions they're used to, they'd get burned at the stake with all the flames they'd get. If someone in the linux development community who knows almost nothing about interface design (which is really most of the linux development community) copies a microsoft design that seriously compromises usability and has been criticized for years by experts in the UI design field, they'd get a hearty pat by many in the linux community for "easing the migration for windows users".

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  103. 10 users on NT, or just on IIS? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    It was a weak attempt at humor because the ten user limit ON THEIR SERVER just happened to match MSFT's hard coded limit on the MSFT workstation OS.

    Actually, if I recall right, Windows NT, 2K, and XP workstation operating systems don't limit incoming TCP connections to ten but rather incoming connections to IIS Personal Edition. (Note that IIS serves HTTP 403.9 error messages instead of "connection refused" messages.) If you're using Apache and friends instead of IIS, you can not only handle more connections but also protect yourself from Revenge of Son of CV.

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    1. Re:10 users on NT, or just on IIS? by WinPimp2K · · Score: 1

      Just on NT:
      this link gives some of the details on it from '96 when Netscape was making the big bucks with their web server software.

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  104. people can't read man pages anymore! by mattdm · · Score: 2

    Yes, you're entirely right, as anyone who would bother to even slightly check before posting would see. From the very first line of the description in the mkswap(8) man page:

    mkswap sets up a Linux swap area on a device or in a file.

    There's no need to do any loopback mount silliness. Also, this isn't unique to Linux -- both Solaris and Irix can swap to files. This is *nix, after all -- the "everything is a file (stream)" idea runs pretty deep.

  105. lycos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That name sounds familiar...
    I smell a Lycos lawsuit!

  106. "Desktop" market by DaCool42 · · Score: 1

    I get disturbed every time I read about linux and the "desktop" market. It seems to me that what makes a successful desktop market OS is one functions similar to the OS's people already use (windows, macOS..). The goal here seems not to come up with new and better was of doing things, but to make everything as similar to what people know as possible. Unfortunately, what people are used to seems to be bloated GUI's and "user friendly" programs that don't provide the same functionality as their more advanced counterparts.

    VIM comes to mind as an example (nothing against you EMACS users out there). It's far from what would be considered a "desktop" editor or "user friendly", but in the hands of someone who is accustomed to it, it becomes a very powerful tool. I guess my point is that what makes a good "desktop" OS is not necessarily what makes a good OS.

    I suppose this is the advantage of having different distributions though, give the "desktop" users what they want and the rest of us can do our own thing.

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  107. Nice distro, wrong tree by Paul68 · · Score: 1
    I happened to install Redmondlinux (old iso :-) last night. Indeed the install was nice. The look and feel is OK. Great integration.


    However, I am increasingly getting the idea that trying to do a me-too of Windows for the desktop is missing the point. Windows has already created its market segment and is abandonning it with .NET. Why do a me-too? As others have pointed out, people are not going to abandon their legacy files. So why ask people to use a different environment to do the same thing as they did in the past. Consider the migration costs and the little benefit. So trying to duplicate Windows on Linux just for the sake of it is barking up the wrong tree!


    What would be useful is to pitch an environment where people can use their old files with little effort but get something above Windows.


    The obvious choice there is security. As many IT managers are trying to address the Windows/Outlook/Word/... virus problem at the Firewall they will find out in a couple of years that there is no point in trying to do that. First, you will not stop them all. Second, in thinking you can address the issues at the gate makes you lax in addressing them elsewhere.

    The best place to stop virusses is to make the workstation platform stop them, or in fact not propagate them. That is where a Linux-based distro could add value. Create an environment where users only run apps in a sandbox that prevents apps to do uncontrolled things like wipe the user's files, send virusses, send personal info to untrustworthy@offshore.spy.


    The openness of Linux and other open software makes this task possible where it is impossible with closed Micro$oft apps.


    just my 2 eurocents.

  108. Re:review? where? by Mr+Teddy+Bear · · Score: 1

    Ok, I can see your point with the clueless users. But as far as my comment goes, I couldn't care less if the reviewer was man, woman or somewhere inbetween. :-P

    As far as fragmentation goes, that was more of a joke than anything else.

  109. Easy setup, but cable problems by Mactire_Dearg · · Score: 1
    Setup with Lycoris was easy, pretty much everything installed the way you'd expect it to. Matter of fact it was easy enough that I was considering recommending it to my non-techie family members.

    HOWEVER, the dhcp client had tons of trouble with my cable modem. It setup fine, but would never stay connected for more than a couple of minutes. I had to keep re-running dhclient just to check email. I tried power cycling the modem + all the other obvious and not so obvious fixes. Nothing would keep Lycoris connected to Charter Cable's service for more than a couple minutes at a time.

    A quick install of Mandrake and no problems. I'd say Lycoris has some things going for it, but Mandrake still runs circles around it.

  110. Lycoris Linux. by 13Echo · · Score: 1

    Having used Lycoris, I can say that it is an excellent choice as a desktop OS. Everything works very nicely right out of the box. Installation is easy. There is only one of each type of program. The interface is clean. Configuration is totally easy.

    Let me first say that I am an experienced user of Mandrake, Red Hat, Suse, and Slackware. This is the best choice in a lean simple-to-use distibution. It doesn't have all of the extra crap that you see on a Suse or Red Hat distribution, but it is simple to install for novice users, unlike Slack.

    If you want to compile programs from sources, it is as simple as downloading and burning a 150 MB developer's ISO (there aren't 3 disks as the review states). The faq tells you how to install all of the delevoper's RPMS.

    This is totally ideal for novice Linux users or businesses. Even Wine works right out of the box. I was totally impressed with this and as a result I ordered a retail copy even though it is the same as the download edition.

    But why am I not using it on my main computer? I missed playing Metal of Honor: Allied Assult. I aim to buy a laptop soon, and I will be using Lycoris on that. It is an excellent solution, and a well-thought peice of software. I expect that the next release will be even better.

    My only real complaint is the partitioning wizard. I didn't particularly like the way that it was structured in comparision to Mandrake's graphical wizard, or Slackware's fisk based setup. It just seemed to clunky (as it normally does on a Caldera install) and the best option is to just let it do a default partition setup.

  111. Re:review? where? swapfile by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

    Windows users can't do that kind of things.
    But every Linux user will find out sooner or later that this is possible.

  112. You *can* play WMV in Linux! by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

    Try MPlayer.

  113. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoa! Thanks for that link and program, dude!

    I'm a big jezzballer on Win98, and this looks like a great replacement! I can't wait to try it out tonight. I'm trying to go all Linux, and the little things like this help make my life a better place.

    Thanks a lot. I appreciate this. I tried the Linux Chess game, and got my butt kicked like 40 times by the computer before I gave up nearly in tears.

    Thanks again for contributing what I consider to be a valuable little time-waster.

    Mike M.

    p.s. Maybe next you can make a version with Bill Gates' head floating around, and Tux cuts off *HIS* "air supply" with the GnuGun.

  114. Re:review? where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You fat fucking smelly Greek whore! Do you even wash on the rare occasions when your husband wants to fuck you? I bet your arse smells like a pig farm after eating all of the fucking pork and potatoes you cook-- you do nothing but sit all day, sweating and farting. It must smell like a swamp where criminals dump bodies in the sweltering heat.

    Do you even shave? You sound like a lazy fucking wart of a housewife who wouldn't even bother. I bet the place is a mess too: dishes needing done, a layer of dust over everything, and stains and spills here and there. What a fucking pig-- a hairy fucking Greek bitch-pig.

    Oh yeah, and your "skills" are laughable. You can't code for shit-- there's more holes in your PHP site than in a Greek brothel. Your English is terrible, which is pathetic for an editor-in-chief of a news site that reports in the language. Your obvious biases and slants make you look even more silly and unprofessional, as well as your multi-paragraph rants and fits of rage you write in your own forums. It's no wonder no one takes you seriously.

    In short, ELQ, FUCK YOU. You are a loser, a no-lifer, a wanna-be, and a fecal smear in the world of technology. You are a detriment to the community you claim you serve. I challenge you to refute one thing I have said. You can't; it's all true.

    And you know it.

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  115. Re:review? where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eugenia--

    Have you ever taken a step back and looked at your life? Taken a calming deep breath, cleared your head, and assessed the situation? Looked around at what you have made for yourself, what you've done and how it's affected you? If you had, it wouldn't be hard to see that things aren't as rosy as most people would be comfortable with; furthermore, it seems as if you're not comfortable with you or your situation either. It's no large feat to realize that things in your life are falling apart, and have been for quite a while. In fact, you don't really seem to have a life now and all that you own or have is going to go away eventually because it's not yours. Yes, Eugenia, here's the simple, terrible truth: your life is in shambles and it's only getting worse.

    Let's take a look at the swill and depravity that you live in.

    Your Slashdot journal entry from Saturday, March 02, 2002 encapsulates your attitude toward hygiene (or lack thereof) in one sordid little pill:

    there is only ONE thing I can't stand: The upstairs people. They do things with the water at 6:30 in the morning, every morning

    Eugenia, this is known as bathing. The concept may be foreign to your rancid Greek arse but it's a fact of life to millions of Americans everyday. Oops! I forgot you're not an American citizen. Well, we'll touch on that later...

    Here are a few quotes out of your Slashdot journal, taken from Sunday, March 03 through Thursday, March 14, 2002 that do well to exemplify your lack of will-power and discipline.

    Today, I started a "real" diet. And yes, this time, the diet IS HERE TO STAY [...] my diet goes well [...] Diet goes ok, I suppose. I mean, I feel that I do a more balanced diet now, as opposing of losing weight right here, right now. I hope it continues well [...] I feel a bit weak, but it is not too bad [...] Argh, I got a terrible headache now [...] I am roasting some pork and oven potatoes

    Within just a short eleven-day period we see a rapid downward spiral into fleshly indulgence and lack of self-control, hastened by physical sickness and ailments resulting from simply eating properly. Your body has attuned itself so finely to your horrid eating habits that it actually grows ill over these eleven days to the point that finally, in desperation over a migraine, you cook up a grease-laden meal to satiate your thirst for all things fat.

    Have you no self control? Look at yourself! You have a gut that just won't go away-- you look like an ugly, stinky, fat little troll even on your wedding day for Christ's sake! Have you no pride or respect for yourself? Not even just enough to make you stave off those pork and potatoes? Gluttony will destroy your life, Eugenia. It's already destroyed your body.

    Eugenia, it's clear to me (and everyone else) that you're mentally unbalanced and delusional. Please, seek help immediately. You are in dire need of counseling and/or therapy for a myriad of issues, among which are hygeine, self-discipline, and proper English grammar. We're behind you all the way, Eugenia, you can do it.