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  1. Re:Slashbot Copy n' Paste Reply Table on LGPL or BSD-Style License for Media Codecs? · · Score: 0

    How could you forget:

    "Can you imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these?"

  2. Re:VB dll's required? Wtf??!! on Fast Alpha-Blending In Your GUI · · Score: 0

    Shh, many Slashbots are really good VB programmers (note: oxymoron) - you'll get modded down if you insult their "language" of choice.

  3. Re:Inactive desktop :) on Fast Alpha-Blending In Your GUI · · Score: 0

    Does anyone else think Hexadecimal (as in the Reboot character) is hot?

  4. Re:One click wonder. on Fast Alpha-Blending In Your GUI · · Score: 0

    How is that off-topic? It's as if the use of profanity causes moderator brains to short-circuit.

  5. Re:Drool? Hardly. on Fast Alpha-Blending In Your GUI · · Score: 0

    I've seen dumber shit than that get modded +1, Funny in this thread. Put the crack-pipe down, moderator!

  6. Re:Been There... on Fast Alpha-Blending In Your GUI · · Score: 0

    Minor utilities like an alpha-blending tweaker CAN be written by a single Windows-inclined geek in a small amount of time. Just because *you* can't do it doesn't mean he can't either.

  7. Re:Been There... on Fast Alpha-Blending In Your GUI · · Score: 0

    *Someone* has to support Microsoft, especially when they do something good for a change.

  8. Re:Turning lemons into lemonade on The Anti-Thesaurus: Unwords For Web Searches · · Score: 0

    Welcome to the Soviet Union of America, comrade.

  9. Re:I r0X0r!! on The Anti-Thesaurus: Unwords For Web Searches · · Score: 0

    Did she squirt?

  10. Re:Jesus Hates Stupid Homosexuals Like You on The Next Computer Interface · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It would have been funny if it didn't support Homosexuality.

    (Right-wing moderators! Help! The left-wing bigots of SlashDot have robbed me of my precious karma. I can no longer post at +1)

  11. Re:command line on The Next Computer Interface · · Score: 0

    It's three!
    Three is more than two!

  12. Re:I thought on The Next Computer Interface · · Score: -1, Troll

    It depends on whether you're a user or a luser. Take those black-clad, beret-toting, latté-wielding graphic design art-fags, for example. You see one of those guys sitting at an iSmacK playing around in Photoshop, does he* use keyboard shortcuts at the sort of rate that makes him look like he's playing Quake mouse-and-keyboard style or does he look like his non-mouse-hand is doing something bad under the table?

    (* I use the male pronoun because, while females can be art-fags and graphic designers, females can't use computers.)

  13. Re:Rush is deaf on Another Xbox Anatomy Lesson · · Score: 0

    Dubya declares War For Oil In Caspian Sea Region!
    Left-wing America re-declares War On Spiderman Movie Trailer!

  14. Re:Leave MS Alone on Another Xbox Anatomy Lesson · · Score: 0

    If it weren't for Microsoft, we wouldn't be living in a world where there are more [Western] people with computers than without. Computers would still be too confusing for the unwashed masses, and that would be a good thing.

  15. Re:Getting back on Exposing Spammers For All They're Worth · · Score: 0

    Looking for a few good crusaders to join the War Against Islam. Strike down the new Satan with your righteousness: outguess.org - purveyors of fine image-based steganography (and steganography detection) tools.

  16. Re:Spammer's Real Address on Exposing Spammers For All They're Worth · · Score: 0

    Will karma suicide lead me to salvation and eternal life in Trolls' Paradise? Do I get 70-something virgins and 70-something wives to hand-feed me grapes and whatnot?

  17. Re:X term on Another Xbox Anatomy Lesson · · Score: 0

    Don't mod me down as a Troll just because we both love the same 'alternative' OS.

  18. Re:This story is spam on Another Xbox Anatomy Lesson · · Score: 1

    If we can get every person who wasted 15 minutes of his* life reading this crap to go and hammer Icrontic.com we could cause considerable damage to Keith's bandwidth bill.

    (* I use the male pronoun because girls can't use computers. Obviously.)

  19. Re:Blah, blah, blah... on Another Xbox Anatomy Lesson · · Score: 1

    I think you should have mentioned Beowulf clusters in some way, or at least linked to goatse.cx. You're letting the team down, 256!

  20. Re:Leave MS Alone on Another Xbox Anatomy Lesson · · Score: 1

    AOL gave us blithering idiots who use teeny-bopper acronyms like LOL and ROFL. Microsoft made computing cool and accessible to the public (note: also a bad thing). Choosing the lesser of two evils is left as an exercise to the reader.

  21. Re:Ummm....Short memory, people? on Another Xbox Anatomy Lesson · · Score: 1

    There used to be a skiller hacker at my school. He installed NetBus on all the computers in the library. He was only fourteen but he was the coolest guy I ever knew.

    Unfortunately, the principal found out about his l33t NetBus skillz and expelled him.

  22. Re:Microsoft Mistake? on Another Xbox Anatomy Lesson · · Score: 1

    What do you expect? This is SlashDot - the land of pseudo-expert armchair 'hackers.'

    If it weren't a hardware hack, maybe someone could have written a script to do it and all the little SlashBots could have h4x0red their X-Boxes using their l33t script executing sk1llz.

    ./configure
    make
    make install

    Does that make you feel like a real programmer?

  23. Re:No, here's the irony: on Another Xbox Anatomy Lesson · · Score: 1

    This loser is too loose. Save your breath, Bubba.

  24. Re:Cheap render farms? on Another Xbox Anatomy Lesson · · Score: 1

    You're right, of course, but some people are retards and think they can 'render' quality 3D scenes in realtime with the latest NVidia gear, which is aimed at the Campersniping 12-year-olds market and not the professional 3D graphics market.

    Hardware accelerated graphics cards ARE used in a lot of professional compositing, but then that's not really rendering, is it?

  25. Re:Cheap Sluts? on Another Xbox Anatomy Lesson · · Score: 1

    Face it, moderator.
    You only hate him because he's right.