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  1. Get Yer Tits Out on How Do You Open Source Animation and code? · · Score: -1

    (Note - can someone help me with the missing lyrics?)

    The Business - Get Yer Tits Out

    [Oi oi oi!]
    Ever since I was 8 years old
    I been a fan of the centerfold
    Girls good lookin, they got class
    Shove my cock right up their ass

    It makes great time, or so I heard
    So go in there and shag his bird
    [???? ???? ???], makes us sick
    [??? ?? ????] get on my dick

    Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]

    The girl next door, she just don't care
    Gunna get buried in her pubic hair
    She got long legs and wears pink socks
    Now I let my tongue right up her box

    I know a nice way to [??? ????]
    But you gotta be care that you don't get AIDS
    Take her home, get back to your place
    Get her upstairs and cum on her face

    Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]
    Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]

  2. Re:gabe rules, cmdrtaco sucks on Credit Suisse First Boston Fined $100 Million · · Score: -1

    Hi Mark,

    Next time you jerk off, can you please use something OTHER than my pillowcase to clean up? Tnx..

    --Gabe

  3. Re:shut the fuck up you stupid sand nigger on Palm Announces Separated Software Operations · · Score: -1

    Ralph Nader is Lebanese?

  4. Re:My boss is a chess player on Chess Players 'Are Paranoid Thrillseekers' · · Score: -1

    Aww. poor you. You don't like that Mr Fisher exposes the lying, cheating, stealing Jews for who they really are? I only wish MORE people were like Mr Fisher.

  5. Re:BankofAmerica_ATM...bored! on Chess Players 'Are Paranoid Thrillseekers' · · Score: -1

    Bravo, bravo! ENCORE!

  6. Backwater on Chess Players 'Are Paranoid Thrillseekers' · · Score: -1

    The Meat Puppets - Backwater

    And when I wake up in the morning
    To feel the daybreak on my face
    There's a blood that's flowin'
    Through the feeling, with a knife
    To open up the sky's veins

    Some things will never change
    They stand there looking backwards
    Half unconscious from the pain

    They may seem rearranged
    In the backwater swirling, there is
    Something that will never change

    And when I shoulda been gone a long time
    Laughs and says, I find ways
    Just when we're sheltered under paper
    The rockets come at us sideways

    Some things will never change
    They stand there looking backwards
    Half unconscious from the pain

    They may seem rearranged
    In the backwater swirling, there is
    Something that'll never change

    Hey, I'm blind
    Good, fine
    Roll the time
    On whose dime

    And when I wake up in the morning
    To feel the daybreak on my face
    There's a blood that's flowin'
    Through the ceiling, with a knife
    To open up the sky's veins

    Some things will never change
    They stand there looking backwards
    Half unconscious from the pain

    They may seem rearranged
    In the backwater swirling, there is
    Something that'll never change

    Some things will never change
    They stand there looking backwards
    Half unconscious from the pain

    They may seem rearranged
    In the backwater swirling, there is
    Something that'll never change

  7. Re:Stayin' alive on Linux VMs For Everyone · · Score: -1

    Hey, that's pretty good! Mind if I borrow it?

  8. Time on Linux VMs For Everyone · · Score: -1

    Pink Floyd - Time

    Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
    You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way
    Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
    Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

    Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
    You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
    And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
    No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

    And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
    And racing around to come up behind you again
    The sun is the same in the relative way, but you're older
    Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

    Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
    Plans that either come to naught of half a page of scribbled lines
    Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
    The time is gone the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

  9. Ipren on Xfree86 4.2.0 Out · · Score: -1

    Ipren - Den intelligenta värktabletten!

    Jag är Ipren den intelligenta värktabletten!
    Mot värk och feber en effektiv vän.
    Smärtstillande, febernedsättande.
    Jag är Ipren, helt enkelt intelligent.
    Jag har anti-inflammatoriska egenskaper.
    Bra mot muskelvärk, ledvärk och ryggvärk.
    En Ipren 400 milligram hjälper oftast bättre än
    två receptfria tabletter med paracetamol, t.ex. Alvedon.
    Vid huvudvärk, mensvärk och tandvärk.
    Jag är Ipren, den intelligenta värktabletten!

  10. Re:Calculus on Hardware Copy Protection Battles · · Score: -1

    This is pretty fucking weird. Last night I had a really really strange dream. I told my friend about it and he had a hum-dinger doozy dream one too. Were we all abducted by aliens and implanted with thoughts last night?

  11. Re:Close To You on EPIC Sues for FOIA Records · · Score: -1

    Correction - Song title should be 'Close To Me'. Apologies all around.

  12. Close To You on EPIC Sues for FOIA Records · · Score: -1

    The Cure - Close To You

    I've waited hours for this
    I've made myself so sick
    I wish I'd stayed asleep today
    I never thought that this day would end
    I never thought that tonight could ever be
    This close to me

    Just try to see in the dark
    Just try to make it work
    To feel the fear before you're here
    I make the shapes come much too close
    I pull my eyes out
    Hold my breath
    And wait until I shake

    But if I had your faith
    Then I could make it safe and clean
    If only I was sure
    That my head on the door was a dream

    I've waited hours for this
    I've made myself so sick
    I wish I'd stayed asleep today
    I never thought that this day would end
    I never thought that tonight could ever be
    This close to me

    But if I had your face
    I could make it safe and clean
    If only I was sure
    That my head on the door
    Was a dream

  13. Just Like Heaven on New Wallace and Gromit Episodes Coming Online · · Score: -1

    (As a personal note, almost every time I hear this song I get all teary
    eyed. Fucking Cure and their too-close-to-home lyrics....)

    The Cure - Just Like Heaven

    "Show me how you do that trick"
    "The one that makes me scream", she said
    "The one that makes me laugh", she said
    And threw her arms around my neck.
    "Show me how you do it
    And I promise you, I promise that
    I'll run away with you.
    I'll run away with you"

    Spinning on that dizzy edge
    I kissed her face and kissed her head
    And dreamed of all the different ways I had
    To make her glow
    "Why are you so far away?" she said
    "Why won't you ever know that I'm in love with you
    That I'm in love with you"

    You. Soft and only
    You. Lost and lonely
    You. Strange as angels
    Dancing in the deepest oceans
    Twisting in the water
    You're just like a dream

    Daylight licked me into shape
    I must have been asleep for days
    And moving lips to breathe her name
    I opened up my eyes
    And found myself alone alone
    Alone above a raging sea
    That stole the only girl I loved
    And drowned her deep inside of me

    You. Soft and only
    You. Lost and lonely
    You. Just like heaven

  14. Skins and Punks on Measuring The Distance From Earth To Moon · · Score: -1

    [dedicated to Sexual Asspussy - not all skins are jackoffs]

    The Templars - Skins & Punks

    Doesn't matter if you know how to play
    Doesn't matter whatcha have to say
    Just get together with your friends
    Fast loud music's not a fashion trend

    CHORUS
    So come on Skinheads with your booted feet - Skins and Punks!
    Come on Punks come join in - Skins and Punks!
    Up and down like a pogo stick - Skins and Punks!

    Doesn't matter if you know how to dance
    Come on kids, come take a chance
    Everyone to the dance floor
    Shout Oi! Oi! Oi! if you want some more

    CHORUS

    Doesn't matter who you are
    Stick with us we're gonna go far
    Get together with your friends
    Fast loud music's not a fashion trend

    CHORUS

  15. One Thing Leads to Another on Research From Earth's Least Accessable Frontier · · Score: -1

    The Fixx - One Thing Leads to Another

    The deception with tact, just what are you trying to say?
    You've got a blank face, which irritates
    Communicate, pull out your party piece
    you see dimensions in two
    State your case with black or white
    But when one little cross leads to shots, grit your teeth
    You run for cover so discreet, why don't they:

    Do what they say, say what you mean
    One thing leads to another
    You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long
    But then one thing leads to another

    The impression that you sell
    Passes in and out like a scent
    But the lung face that ynu see comes from living close to your fears
    If this is up then I'm up but you're running out of sight
    You've seen your name on the walls
    And when one little bump leads to shock miss a beat
    You run for cover and there's heat, why don't they:

    Do what they say, say what they mean
    One thing leads to another
    You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long
    But then one thing leads to another.
    One thing leads to another

    Then it's easy to believe
    Somebody's been lying to me
    But when the wrong word goes in the right ear
    I know why you've been lying to me
    It's getting rough, off the cuff I've got to say enough's enough

    Bigger the harder he falls
    But when the wrong antidote is like a bulge on the throat
    You run for cover in the heat why don't they

    Do what they say, say what they mean
    One thing leads to another
    You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long
    But then one thing leads to another
    One thing leads to another (repeat)

  16. Violence In Our Minds on Extreme Programming vs. Interactive Design · · Score: -1

    The Last Resort - VIOLENCE IN OUR MINDS

    Walking down the road with a dozen pals of mine
    Looking for some aggro just to pass the time
    We met a stupid hippie who tried to run away
    I punched him in the nose just to pass the time of day

    Great big boots great long laces
    Jeans held up by scarlet braces
    Get out of our way or get took for a ride
    We've just got violence in our minds
    In our minds we got violence in our minds

    Wake up in the morning I have me Ready Brek
    I drink me cup of Bovril and wring me mother's neck
    I stroll into town beat a soulboy black and blue
    Put fruit gum in the meter 'cos there's nothing else to do

    We go to football matches we always have a laugh
    We always get some bovver in before the second half
    We really have a smashing time we really have some fun
    Especially when the odds are ours 25 to 1, to 1

  17. Personal Jesus on Sandia Builds Micromechanical 'Device Driver' · · Score: -1

    Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus

    Reach out and touch faith

    Your own personal Jesus
    Someone to hear your prayers
    Someone who cares
    Your own personal Jesus
    Someone to hear your prayers
    Someone who's there

    Feeling unknown
    And you're all alone
    Flesh and bone
    By the telephone
    Lift up the receiver
    I'll make you a believer

    Take second best
    Put me to the test
    Things on your chest
    You need to confess
    I will deliver
    You know I'm a forgiver

    Reach out and touch faith
    Reach out and touch faith

    Your own personal Jesus
    Someone to hear your prayers
    Someone who cares
    Your own personal Jesus
    Someone to hear your prayers
    Someone who's there

    Feeling unknown
    And you're all alone
    Flesh and bone
    By the telephone
    Lift up the receiver
    I'll make you a believer
    I will deliver
    You know I'm a forgiver

    Reach out and touch faith
    Your own personal Jesus
    Reach out and touch faith

  18. Sea Of Sin on Mathematical Analysis of Gnutella · · Score: -1

    Depeche Mode - Sea of Sin

    Sea of sin
    I'm swimming in
    And I'm taking a dive
    My mind's in need
    So my body feeds
    And it keeps me alive
    It gets better and better
    As it gets wetter and wetter

    Sea of sin
    Know where you've been
    But I don't care

    Sea of sin
    Through thick and thin
    For better or worse
    My mind's in need
    So my body feeds
    And it quenches my thirst
    You look cheaper and cheaper
    As we sink deeper and deeper

    Sea of sin
    Know where you've been
    'Cause I've been there

    Here under God's sky
    His watchful eye
    And all of the lies
    My consolation prize

    Sea of sin
    My second skin
    My home from home
    When I'm in doubt
    My hands reach out
    And I'm never alone
    It gets wetter and wetter
    As it gets better and better

    Sea of sin
    Know where you've been
    And I'm prepared
    Sea of sin
    Know where you've been
    Yes I'm aware
    Sea of sin
    Know where you've been
    'Cause I've been there
    Sea of sin
    Know where you've been
    And I don't care
    Sea of sin
    Know where you've been
    And I don't care

  19. Re:Killing an Arab on Slashback: SmoothWall, Gopher, Be · · Score: -1

    Nothing wrong with you. I like The Cure too but I can't admit to to my friends or else they'd beat my ass and leave me for dead in front of the Manhole Club.

  20. Pictures Of You on FreeBSD Goes Home · · Score: -1

    ... And now for something completely different.

    The Cure - Pictures Of You

    i've been looking so long at these pictures of
    you that i almost believe that they're real i've
    been living so long with my pictures of you that
    i almost believe that the pictures are all i can feel

    remembering you standing quiet in the rain as
    i ran to your heart to be near and we kissed as
    the sky fell in holding you close how i always
    held close in your fear remembering you
    running soft through the night you were bigger
    and brighter and whiter than the snow and
    screamed at the make-believe screamed at the
    sky and you finally found all your courage to
    let it all go

    remembering you fallen into my arms crying
    for the death of your heart you were stone
    white so delicate lost in the cold you were
    always so lost in the dark remembering you
    how you used to be slow drowned you were
    angels so much more than everything oh hold
    for the last time then slip away quietly open
    my eyes but i never see anything

    if only i had thought of the right words i could
    have hold on to your heart if only i'd thought of
    the right words i wouldn't be breaking apart all
    my pictures of you

    Looking So long at these pictures of you but i
    never hold on to your heart looking so long for
    the words to be true but always just breaking
    apart my pictures of you

    there was nothing in the world that i ever
    wanted more than to feel you deep in my heart
    there was nothing in the world that i ever
    wanted more than to never feel the breaking
    apart all my pictures of you

  21. Enjoy The Silence on 3D Desktops for Linux? · · Score: -1

    Depeche Mode - Enjoy The Silence

    Words like violence
    Break the silence
    Come crashing in
    Into my little world

    Painful to me
    Pierce right through me
    Can't you understand
    Oh my little girl

    All I ever wanted
    All I ever needed
    Is here in my arms
    Words are very unnecessary
    They can only do harm

    Vows are spoken
    To be broken
    Feelings are intense
    Words are trivial
    Pleasures remain
    So does the pain
    Words are meaningless
    And forgettable

    All I ever wanted
    All I ever needed
    Is here in my arms
    Words are very unnecessary
    They can only do harm

    Enjoy the silence

  22. Lounge Act on Slashback: SmoothWall, Gopher, Be · · Score: -1

    Sorry. I thought I'd throw something different in the mix, but apparently it's not too popular. Try this (it even complies with your suicide request).

    Nirvana - Lounge Act

    Truth covered in security
    I can't let you smother me
    I'd like to but it wouldn't work
    Trading off and taking turns
    I don't regret a thing
    And I've got this friend, you see
    Who makes me feel and I
    Wanted more than I could steal
    I'll arrest myself, I'll wear a shield
    I'll go out of my way to prove I still
    Smell her on you

    Don't tell me what I wanna hear
    Afraid of never knowing fear
    Experience anything yoy need
    I'll keep fighting jealousy
    Until it's fucking gone

    I'll go out of my way to make you a deal
    We've make a pact to learn from who
    Ever we want without new rules
    We'll share what's lost and what we grew
    They'll go out of their way
    To prove they still
    Smell her on you

  23. The Dead Of Night on Slashback: SmoothWall, Gopher, Be · · Score: -1

    Depeche Mode - The Dead Of Night

    We're the horniest boys
    With the corniest ploys
    Who take the easiest girls
    To our sleaziest worlds

    With our lecherous plans
    In our treacherous hands
    You'd be wasting your time
    Saying no, it's a crime

    All that we live for you'll regret
    All you remember we'll forget

    We are the dead of night
    We're in the zombie room
    We're twilight's parasites
    With self-inflicted wounds

    We are the dead of night
    We're in the zombie room
    Heavenly oversights
    Eating from silver spoons

    With our decadent minds
    And our innocent lines
    You'll be playing our games
    With your bodies in flames

    When delirious fun
    Has seriously begun
    You'll be down on your knees
    You'll be begging us please

    All we're demanding you'll supply
    All we're accused of we'll deny

    We are the dead of night
    We're in the zombie room
    We're twilight's parasites
    With self-inflicted wounds

    We are the dead of night
    We're in the zombie room
    Heavenly oversights
    Eating from silver spoons

  24. Re:Put the ball in the court of the ISP on Lawsuits Against Spammers · · Score: -1

    I thought I was the only one ...

    Date: Sun, 13 JAN 2002 17:37:22 (-0500 GMT)
    From: POSTMASTER@ATTGLOBAL.NET
    To: myaddress
    Subject: Re: Eliminate interest rates on your cre (REF:#_CSSEMAIL_0281863)

    An incident reported by you has been updated. Sev: 4
    The incident # is listed below. No need to respond to this e-mail.
    For Account: CSSEMAIL Incident Number: 0281863 Status: CLOSED
    Last Updated: Sun, 13 JAN 2002 17:37:22 (-0500 GMT) PROBLEM UPDATED

    Summary: Re: Eliminate interest rates on your credit (REF:#_CSSEMAIL_02

    RESP 01/13/02 17:37:21
    CSS closed the problem. Not our domain.

    NOT OUR DOMAIN? YOu fuckwads. The IP in question is 12.64.204.141.

    [ian@bp6:~]$ whois 12.64.204.141
    AT&T ITS (NET-ATT)
    200 Laurel Avenue South
    Middletown, NJ 07748
    US

    Netname: ATT
    Netblock: 12.0.0.0 - 12.255.255.255
    Maintainer: ATTW
    [snip]

  25. Re:Castration? on Lawsuits Against Spammers · · Score: -1

    Just goes to show how niggers are uncivilized apes with no respect for women. It's always been that way with negros. White Europeans, on the other hand, have always held women in the highest and best light. They are givers of life and nurturers. At times they can be more forceful than the best Viking warrior.

    Hail to you, White women!