Until you get a login, you are not worthy to give me advice. I recommend you help me save some trees by licking my nuts clean after my morning BM. The toilet paper savings alone should prompt you to drop to your needs and administer a hearty cleaning.
Check your dates. CmdrTaco says he fell in love with Hemos on May 21, 1997, yet he says he divorced him on November 5, 1996...
Perhaps I'm missing something as I've only had the chance to momentarilly skim this. If so, ignore this.
No matter what, this appears to be a well thought out and brilliant first post. Congratulations!
Mad propz to Trolligula, Trollman 5000, Cyborg_Monkey, The Turd Report, Fecal Troll Matter, Trollaxor, neal n bob, negativekarmanow, and all other logged in trolls/crapflooders.
As far as I can tell, there is a word "then". Perhaps you meant grammar check.
then (thn)
adv.
At that time: I was still in school then. Come at noon; I'll be ready then.
Next in time, space, or order; immediately afterward: watched the late movie and then went to bed.
In addition; moreover; besides: It costs $20, and then there's the sales tax to pay.
Used after but to qualify or balance a preceding statement: The star was nervous, but then who isn't on the first night of a new play.
In that case; accordingly: If traffic is heavy, then allow extra time.
As a consequence; therefore: The case, then, is closed.
n.
That time or moment: The bus leaves at four; until then let's walk.
adj.
Being so at that time: the then chairman of the board.
Also, this was a pretty lame first post. It needs more. Perhaps a goatse.cx link, or something about an editor being of a different sexual orientation. Be sure to include one of those next time.
Hey, at least there's somebody who's out there campaigning for a national organization who's looking for a cure for my disorder. I don't recall seing any 24 hour telethons to help those suffering from your ailment.
Take heart my friend, there have been a number of new and exciting treatments developed in the past several years. Talk to your doctor, he may have something that's right for you.
Sorry, but you were too slow to claim it. Much like all of the Americas in the 16'th Century, the weak faceless locals must be pushed aside by stronger colonial powers. It's all for the best.
If you valued your FP, you would have fought for it more strongly with an account. Because you did not, it was claimed by a stronger force. Your pathetic attempt to claim it now makes me laugh.
Unfortunately, that's a bad thing as I have to pee.
Probably because my brain didn't engage when I woke up this morning
Speaking of which, I had another strange dream last night. This time I was in an airport talking with some friends about watermellons of all things. Suddenly, the scene changed from an airport to the middle of a large field in Alaska (Don't ask me how I knew it was Alaska, I just did in my magical dream logic). And my friends weren't my friends anymore, but were caribou. However, we were still rabidly continuing our discussion about watermellons. For some reason they seemed to think that the japanese style of growing watermellons in boxes make them sweeter.
Now this was all pretty strange, until one of my friends/caribou said that they couldn't agree until the Kaiser of Prussia called his mother and told her when to put the kettle on. Shortly after that my alarm clock started blaring, and I was awake.
Strange, huh? Well, now that I've told everyone this story I'm going to go ahead and claim this FP in the name of all trolls who experienced strange dreams last night. That is unless someone else has claimed it before me. If so, I submit to their claim and offer this strange dream up as a topic of conversation.
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I claim this first post
Anonymous Cowards suck
You have no power
Or perhaps Pink Floyd - The Wall on DVD. That's some interesting stuff right there! I highly recommend it.
I've thought about making a nifty little harness for them to keep them clean during bowel movements, but that just means more laundry.
However, in honor of your near hat-trick, I will supply you with a haiku.
I can not see him
I think you are going nuts
Acid trips are bad
Yeah, I probably missed FP. I'm just not with it today. Propz to all.
Check your dates. CmdrTaco says he fell in love with Hemos on May 21, 1997, yet he says he divorced him on November 5, 1996...
Perhaps I'm missing something as I've only had the chance to momentarilly skim this. If so, ignore this.
No matter what, this appears to be a well thought out and brilliant first post. Congratulations!
Mad propz to Trolligula, Trollman 5000, Cyborg_Monkey, The Turd Report, Fecal Troll Matter, Trollaxor, neal n bob, negativekarmanow, and all other logged in trolls/crapflooders.
A haiku by TBJ
Another haiku by TBJ Thank you.Also, this was a pretty lame first post. It needs more. Perhaps a goatse.cx link, or something about an editor being of a different sexual orientation. Be sure to include one of those next time.
My favorite part of the story is the last line. I think it sums things up rather well.
I think I need coffee.
FP for the glory of all Logged in trolls!
Take heart my friend, there have been a number of new and exciting treatments developed in the past several years. Talk to your doctor, he may have something that's right for you.
Now please excuse me as I drool, beat my hand against my chest, and spout out mindless grunting noises. Hey, it makes sense to me!
If you valued your FP, you would have fought for it more strongly with an account. Because you did not, it was claimed by a stronger force. Your pathetic attempt to claim it now makes me laugh.
Unfortunately, that's a bad thing as I have to pee.
Probably because my brain didn't engage when I woke up this morning
Speaking of which, I had another strange dream last night. This time I was in an airport talking with some friends about watermellons of all things. Suddenly, the scene changed from an airport to the middle of a large field in Alaska (Don't ask me how I knew it was Alaska, I just did in my magical dream logic). And my friends weren't my friends anymore, but were caribou. However, we were still rabidly continuing our discussion about watermellons. For some reason they seemed to think that the japanese style of growing watermellons in boxes make them sweeter.
Now this was all pretty strange, until one of my friends/caribou said that they couldn't agree until the Kaiser of Prussia called his mother and told her when to put the kettle on. Shortly after that my alarm clock started blaring, and I was awake.
Strange, huh? Well, now that I've told everyone this story I'm going to go ahead and claim this FP in the name of all trolls who experienced strange dreams last night. That is unless someone else has claimed it before me. If so, I submit to their claim and offer this strange dream up as a topic of conversation.
That is all.
Wait, I did
That's cause you all just suck
Oh, the results of the 2002 Troll Home Town competition are in, look in my journal for the results.
Mad propz man, mad propz!
I claim this first post in the name of Poland!
Vive la Logged In Trolls!
Mr. Happy is a minimum wage worker and lost MLK day as a result of taking today off, no overtime either. He's lazy, so he hasn't earned it.
As for his father, he tastes pretty good. Be sure to marinate him often, otherwise he becomes dry. Serve with a full-bodied red wine.
Flaming continental ponce!
Mr. Happy should be back on Monday.
Excellent FP sir. I welcome your arrival on the FP scene. Congratulations, and welcome to my friend list.