Is that "31337" speak or are you having problems because my ballsack is resting on the bridge of your nose? Considering they're resting there, it's pretty obvious that you have a lot of deep-throat practice.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My First Post is my best friend.
It is my reason for having a login.
I must master it, as I must master my login.
Without me my First Post is useless.
Without my First Post, I am useless.
I must post my First Post quickly.
I must post faster than Anonymous Cowards who are trying to humiliate me.
I must post quickly before he First Posts ahead of me.
I will.
Before God I swear this creed.
My First Post and myself are defenders of Slashdot.
We are the masters of Anonymous Cowards.
We are the saviours of my login.
So be it... until there are no Anonymous Cowards... but peace.
Amen.
***ATTENTION ALL TROLLS AND CRAPFLOODERS***
Time is running out to enter your location into the running for the "2002 Troll Home Town" award. Voting will end on Friday, January 18, 2002 at 12:00 Noon EST.
So how do you enter? Check out my journal and let us know where you're coming out of. The city with the most crapflooders/trolls will win the prize. Your entry will count only if it is in the appropriate journal entry.
Free drinks provided by Budweiser. Free food provided by Hooters. Free rides provided by your mom.
You may post anonymously if you wish. Of course, if your Karma is at -7 like mine, it probably doesn't matter.
I had a strange dream this morning. I was in a house I lived in several years ago, and a bunch of friends were visiting me. Suddenly, we had like an inch of snow on the ground, but everything ground to a halt like there was 3 feet of snow on the ground. Several cars ended up abandoned in my driveway, none of my friends could leave and we had to rough it.
That was it, shortly after I noticed the cars in my driveway my alarm clock went off. That was the end of that.
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I think anyone with an Aunt named "Tillie" should be dragged behind a tank, then shot. Who the hell names their kid Tillie anyways?
Katy?
Calculus?
LambdaMOO?
BSD is dying?!?
Damn, I waited to long to post this. It's not an FP. As a result, I'm being Taco-snotted!
I'm sorry, that's not what I meant to say, replace the above words as follows.
- my -> Jon Katz's
- signing your own -> humping a
- house -> ass
- death warant -> pickle jar
- Breaking -> Putting your dick
Thank you.You obviously aren't speaking with the right people!
Don't forget "/uncle/cousin/sister/aunt/neice/nephew/roommate/m anager/supervisor/coworker/president/friend/lover/ mailman/meter reader/hairdresser"
Anyhow, you obviously didn't learn from them. My mum never choked down cock as well as you're doing. Keep it up and I'll give you a nice bonus.
Smarmy british git!
Is that "31337" speak or are you having problems because my ballsack is resting on the bridge of your nose? Considering they're resting there, it's pretty obvious that you have a lot of deep-throat practice.
All Anonymous Cowards must fucking hang!
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My First Post is my best friend.
It is my reason for having a login.
I must master it, as I must master my login.
Without me my First Post is useless.
Without my First Post, I am useless.
I must post my First Post quickly.
I must post faster than Anonymous Cowards who are trying to humiliate me.
I must post quickly before he First Posts ahead of me.
I will.
Before God I swear this creed.
My First Post and myself are defenders of Slashdot.
We are the masters of Anonymous Cowards.
We are the saviours of my login.
So be it... until there are no Anonymous Cowards... but peace.
Amen.
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This post is free for use so long as it is not posted anonymously.
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Neither myself or TM5k noticed this article until it was too late. Thanks to your efforts, ACs were denied yet another FP. Propz to you.
He has his reasons. Something about the Intifada or something.
TM5k, it's all good, it's all good. I know who this is, and he's cool. He's posting AC for a reason.
So how do you enter? Check out my journal and let us know where you're coming out of. The city with the most crapflooders/trolls will win the prize. Your entry will count only if it is in the appropriate journal entry.
Free drinks provided by Budweiser. Free food provided by Hooters. Free rides provided by your mom.
You may post anonymously if you wish. Of course, if your Karma is at -7 like mine, it probably doesn't matter.
What are you waiting for, go note your location!
And thank you for the shoutout. You have my humble gratitude.
I had a strange dream this morning. I was in a house I lived in several years ago, and a bunch of friends were visiting me. Suddenly, we had like an inch of snow on the ground, but everything ground to a halt like there was 3 feet of snow on the ground. Several cars ended up abandoned in my driveway, none of my friends could leave and we had to rough it.
That was it, shortly after I noticed the cars in my driveway my alarm clock went off. That was the end of that.
Propz right back at you.
w00t!
I guess that nasty orange had its benefits.
Suck it Trebek!
Congrats again on the FP. I'm currently eating an orange that tastes absolutely horrible. That's not going to stop me from eating it, though.
Otherwise he won't shine your shoes, clean your pool, mop your floor, polish your silver, or cook your dinner properly.
Either that, or just kick 'em down the stairs like that Saudi princess did.
Good morning all. How is everyone this morning?
w00t!!! YHBT YHL HAND!!!
Or laugh about this...
You better have modded it up using a different account, otherwise YAAD!