Roll in your first post like a pig rolls in filth, because your days of enjoying it are limited! We will take back the first post for its rightful owners, the foons of Slashdot!
The times of the AC first post have gone on too long unavenged! We must take back the first post to its rightful owners, the logged in foons of Slashdot!
Comrades, the time has come to cease tolerating the rampant faggotry and nazi censorship of the Slashdot editors! It is time to throw off the yoke of foon oppression and show them what they are made of!
Roll in your first post like a pig rolls in filth, because your days of enjoying it are limited! We will take back the first post for its rightful owners, the foons of Slashdot!
VIVA LA REVOLUCION!