that was almost slightly humorous, until you had to add the "Oh..wait" with link. You should leave the joke obscure enough so that those who know understand, but not easy enough to sound completely retarded. Also, "Oh..wait(a second/minute)" is overused as a punchline additive.
Memories 96.7 (KMEO) morning drive host John LaBella was killed after a tractor-trailer carrying a forklift struck the top of the Fort Worth Avenue Bridge while traveling westbound on Interstate 30 in Dallas Monday morning.
"The load was taller than the bridge," said Kenneth Shirley, assistant area engineer for the Texas Department of Transportation. "We've got signs on the bridge and on the road giving fair warning. He didn't follow the advisory."
The bridge, which is 14.5 feet tall, sustained $50,000 worth of damage including a cracked beam, which will have to be replaced, Mr. Shirley said. Inspectors were on the scene to determine if the bridge would have to be closed.
According to a statement on the Memories 96.7 website, LaBella had been a morning drive radio fixture in Dallas/Fort Worth for over 20 years. He had worked at KMEO since the station went on the air in 1998. He is survived by his wife and daughter.
WFAA-TV LaBella's car was crushed by a forklift on I-30 at Fort Worth Avenue. The truck was in the middle lane of Interstate 30 when part of the forklift assembly caught the bridge, Dallas police Lt. John Branton said. Part of the fork assembly was ripped off and struck a vehicle heading eastbound, killing the occupant, he said.
The eastbound lanes on Interstate 30 will remain closed until the wreckage can be removed. All three westbound lanes of the interstate are now open, Mr. Shirley said.
The outside lane of the Fort Worth Avenue Bridge will be closed four to eight weeks until a steel beam is replaced, Mr. Shirley said.
Yes I have a paper. No you cannot see it. I'm afraid that may jeapordize my intellectual property. What? I'll fail? Fine, I'll just buy out the competition and use their papers.
actually the new flash type ads like yahoo does do in fact work. In fact, just yesterday i was using news.yahoo.com and suddenly half the page ripped open and a snickers bar appeared. Feeling some heavy hunger pains, i immediately went to my local vending machine and got a twix bar, because frankly i'm not a big fan of snickers, but it half worked at least!
I don't like large ads, i like these interactive flash type ads that yahoo is doing though..It more closely resembles the crash television commercialism i've been brought up on!
I want +3 bonuses, and the ability to troll at +3 all i want. Otherwise, slashdot will never get money out of me, and the ad blocker will reign supreme.
Good thing I don't see Cmdertaco's posts(but still see troll goodness like Lunchlady and Robo et al). Read my journal for tips on how to beat the PWP(page widening post)
send colonists out today, and in 200 years, when theyve finally made some progress, we'll send out our "warp" capable ships to catch up in 7 days!
just to see the look on the colonists' faces. "what..you mean, all my ancestors wasted their time on this damn ship while technology improved on earth!?"
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But i'm still dead sexy..
they shure r perty.
makes me want to go sex up an rs/6000 as we speak.
on www.goatse.cx
i'm going to fuck you until you love me.
everytime i fart in the tub
Rubber duckyyyy..yer the one.
hehe underrated
that was almost slightly humorous, until you had to add the "Oh..wait" with link. You should leave the joke obscure enough so that those who know understand, but not easy enough to sound completely retarded. Also, "Oh..wait(a second/minute)" is overused as a punchline additive.
Basic Comedy 101.
By KIMBERLY DURNAN / Dallas Websites
KMEO-FM
LaBella
Memories 96.7 (KMEO) morning drive host John LaBella was killed after a tractor-trailer carrying a forklift struck the top of the Fort Worth Avenue Bridge while traveling westbound on Interstate 30 in Dallas Monday morning.
"The load was taller than the bridge," said Kenneth Shirley, assistant area engineer for the Texas Department of Transportation. "We've got signs on the bridge and on the road giving fair warning. He didn't follow the advisory."
The bridge, which is 14.5 feet tall, sustained $50,000 worth of damage including a cracked beam, which will have to be replaced, Mr. Shirley said. Inspectors were on the scene to determine if the bridge would have to be closed.
According to a statement on the Memories 96.7 website, LaBella had been a morning drive radio fixture in Dallas/Fort Worth for over 20 years. He had worked at KMEO since the station went on the air in 1998. He is survived by his wife and daughter.
WFAA-TV
LaBella's car was crushed by a forklift on I-30 at Fort Worth Avenue.
The truck was in the middle lane of Interstate 30 when part of the forklift assembly caught the bridge, Dallas police Lt. John Branton said. Part of the fork assembly was ripped off and struck a vehicle heading eastbound, killing the occupant, he said.
The eastbound lanes on Interstate 30 will remain closed until the wreckage can be removed. All three westbound lanes of the interstate are now open, Mr. Shirley said.
The outside lane of the Fort Worth Avenue Bridge will be closed four to eight weeks until a steel beam is replaced, Mr. Shirley said.
another PWP in the Foe's list. ahhh....i love that..see my journal for why this defeats page widening.
Yes I have a paper. No you cannot see it. I'm afraid that may jeapordize my intellectual property. What? I'll fail? Fine, I'll just buy out the competition and use their papers.
I agree with this post.
visit http://www.wheresgeorge.com
when you blow in a dog's face they get mad, but when they're in the car, they immediately hang their head out the window?
cold beverages.
hate jon katz
actually the new flash type ads like yahoo does do in fact work. In fact, just yesterday i was using news.yahoo.com and suddenly half the page ripped open and a snickers bar appeared. Feeling some heavy hunger pains, i immediately went to my local vending machine and got a twix bar, because frankly i'm not a big fan of snickers, but it half worked at least!
I don't like large ads, i like these interactive flash type ads that yahoo is doing though..It more closely resembles the crash television commercialism i've been brought up on!
I want +3 bonuses, and the ability to troll at +3 all i want. Otherwise, slashdot will never get money out of me, and the ad blocker will reign supreme.
Good thing I don't see Cmdertaco's posts(but still see troll goodness like Lunchlady and Robo et al). Read my journal for tips on how to beat the PWP(page widening post)
convengo con este poste
I dont want to see sites using MS codecs, but I dont mind being able to listen to them!
more hypocritical linux bullshit.
accept my hot grits
The average Joe Q Slashdot reader may read slashdot at -1. He, rightly so,
thinks some -1 is underrated and actually some of it is very good stuff.
However, he gets quickly annoyed by the -1 page widenings and simply moves his
threshold to 0 or 1. So now you have all the regular "good citizens of
slashdot" reading slashdot at higher thresholds. So nobody is reading at -1.
Now, Crap Flounderson/CmdErtaco says his intention is to destroy slashdot. However, it's
obvious his attention is just to flaunt his own ego(much like the numerous
linux zealots) because page widening no longer works(as everyone has found the
workaround to go to a higher threshold).
That would be fine if it weren't for the fact that page widening is having an
ADVERSE affect to the time honored art of trolling. Trolls post at -1 to be
seen. If noone sees their work, trolls get bored with slashdot. So what page
widening is essentially doing, is running off the trolls. And this is why it
won't be fixed. CmdrTaco y slashdot wins. The trolls have run off, and all the
"upstanding" citizens of slashdot are reading and posting at higher
thresholds. This is hardly contributing to the destruction of slashdot.
i agree with this post.
I agree with this post.
Just like to say. God Bless my Ass.
send colonists out today, and in 200 years, when theyve finally made some progress, we'll send out our "warp" capable ships to catch up in 7 days!
just to see the look on the colonists' faces. "what..you mean, all my ancestors wasted their time on this damn ship while technology improved on earth!?"
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