Take a nice juicy grape and cut it in half longitudinally, leaving just a bit of skin joining the two halves. Place it in the microwave with the cut faces up, and nuke it.
Jets of blue flame shoot up out of the grape halves! --
A friend of mine is in the Canadian military, and apparently a group of them spent two evenings being filmed for X-Men, going through various exercises... and in the end about 2 seconds ended up in the movie.
I tried viewing the videos at lhpo.artcom.org with no luck... there seems to be an HTML error in their videos page. (missing;" after the text movieframe(8)). Also, their mail page is broken - the cgi script it references does not exist.
I tried contatcting them through their iuma page, hope that works.
I don't know if this is an Exodus problem, or if it's Bell sympatico's fault (my DSL provider), or if I'm just cursed:
schmeel:~$ traceroute slashdot.org traceroute to slashdot.org (64.28.67.48), 30 hops max, 40 byte packets 1 eowyn.cglow.org (192.168.2.1) 2.783 ms 2.081 ms 1.996 ms 2 HSE-Toronto-pppxxxxx.sympatico.ca (216.209.54.1) 53.911 ms 35.685 ms 33. 193 ms 3 dis17-toronto63-fe1-0-0.in.bellnexxia.net (206.108.100.33) 16.352 ms 16.7 96 ms 14.961 ms 4 torcorr02-fe0-0-0.in.bellnexxia.net (206.108.100.162) 18.211 ms 18.331 ms 18.837 ms 5 core1-toronto63-pos11-1.in.bellnexxia.net (206.108.98.17) 19.211 ms 20.42 1 ms 17.368 ms 6 bx1-chicago23-pos3-0.in.bellnexxia.net (206.108.98.42) 28.007 ms 26.737 m s 27.155 ms 7 206.108.108.250 (206.108.108.250) 29.808 ms 30.245 ms 29.002 ms 8 bbr02-g1-0.okbr01.exodus.net (216.34.183.66) 28.347 ms 28.040 ms 28.688 ms 9 bbr01-p5-0.wlhm01.exodus.net (216.32.132.210) 53.271 ms 53.805 ms 51.739 ms 10 * * * 11 * * * 12 * * * 13 * * * 14 * * * [etc...]
I impulse bought this the other day (ya, I know, it's 'free', but US$35 is still 'buying' in my budget!).
It arrived quickly, and while I haven't had a chance to try it out, I thought it was interesting that the (7) CDs all have Solaris 8 BETA REFRESH printed on them...
Maybe we need a (small) set of omnipotent moderators, each *committed* to reading the front page at a certain time of day, to clean up messes like this. Either that, or a email account frequently checked by high-powered moderators, to which people could mail emergency moderation requests...
When I logged on today, I found three last "Q" posts, which I quashed with the last of my moderator points. It looks like it took 3 hours (from the first "Q" post) to quash them all.
Sympatico doesn't employ a hidden proxy for this. They're very clear about their proxy: you have to set up a script URL in the browser settings.
Note - they _used_ to require that you explicity specify the proxy server (and you would be unable to surf without doing so). Now, you don't have to set it, and you go through an invisible proxy.
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Triangle Man _is_ Universe Man!
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Universe Man and Triangle Man are equally powerful - because they're *both* Lesbian Pimp!
Triangle Man - Lesbian Pimp Universe Man - Lesbian Pimp Person Man - Fiendish Observational Comedian Particle Man - Curly-Haired Slacker
And, of course: Slashdot Man - Embryonic Crusadah
Particle Man
Curly-Haired Slacker, Curly-Haired Slacker Doing the things a particle can What's he like? It's not important Curly-Haired Slacker
Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows, Curly-Haired Slacker
Lesbian Pimp, Lesbian Pimp Lesbian Pimp hates Curly-Haired Slacker They have a fight, Lesbian Pimp wins Lesbian Pimp
Lesbian Pimp, Lesbian Pimp Size of the entire Lesbian man Usually kind to smaller man Lesbian Pimp
He's got a watch with a minute hand, Millenium hand and an eon hand When they meet it's a happy land Powerful man, Lesbian Pimp
Fiendish Observational Comedian, Fiendish Observational Comedian Hit on the head with a frying pan Lives his life in a garbage can Fiendish Observational Comedian
Is he depressed or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with Fiendish Observational Comedian? Degraded man, Fiendish Observational Comedian
Lesbian Pimp, Lesbian Pimp Lesbian Pimp hates Fiendish Observational Comedian They have a fight, Lesbian Pimp wins Lesbian Pimp
cheers, schmeel. (Lazy-Assed Destroyer) P.S. - anyone know why all the comments from the old poll have disappeared?
Black fly, little black fly Always a black fly no matter where I go I'll die with a blackfly pickin' my bones, In North Ontar-eye-oh , eye-oh, North Ontar-eye-oh
I switch between "pound" and "sharp" for # (though when I install and rpm, I watch the "hash marks" go by)...
On a different note... whenever I type a "$" I think of it as "ssh" (as in "be quiet", not secure shell) in my head - anyone else do this? So I do a lot of "ell ess bang ssh"... --
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I think the new iterations are pretty inobtrusive... note that Steve Mann's kind of glasses don't actually contain a display - they just have a laser that draws directly on your retina:) --
You call that "modest"?
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eh, Mike:)
I'd hardly call a cluster of 64 netwinders "modest"!
Ok, that little GIMP guy freaked me out when his eyes moved - I thought I'd gone nuts. They only move when I'm not looking at them!
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Jets of blue flame shoot up out of the grape halves!
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gkrellm, baby, yeeaaah!
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A friend of mine is in the Canadian military, and apparently a group of them spent two evenings being filmed for X-Men, going through various exercises... and in the end about 2 seconds ended up in the movie.
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I tried viewing the videos at lhpo.artcom.org with no luck... there seems to be an HTML error in their videos page. (missing ;" after the text movieframe(8)).
Also, their mail page is broken - the cgi script it references does not exist.
I tried contatcting them through their iuma page, hope that works.
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That had no effect...
It's not just that traceroute won't get through... I can't connect to the site in netscape, I can't ping it, etc...
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schmeel:~$ traceroute slashdot.org
traceroute to slashdot.org (64.28.67.48), 30 hops max, 40 byte packets
1 eowyn.cglow.org (192.168.2.1) 2.783 ms 2.081 ms 1.996 ms
2 HSE-Toronto-pppxxxxx.sympatico.ca (216.209.54.1) 53.911 ms 35.685 ms 33. 193 ms
3 dis17-toronto63-fe1-0-0.in.bellnexxia.net (206.108.100.33) 16.352 ms 16.7 96 ms 14.961 ms
4 torcorr02-fe0-0-0.in.bellnexxia.net (206.108.100.162) 18.211 ms 18.331 ms 18.837 ms
5 core1-toronto63-pos11-1.in.bellnexxia.net (206.108.98.17) 19.211 ms 20.42 1 ms 17.368 ms
6 bx1-chicago23-pos3-0.in.bellnexxia.net (206.108.98.42) 28.007 ms 26.737 m s 27.155 ms
7 206.108.108.250 (206.108.108.250) 29.808 ms 30.245 ms 29.002 ms
8 bbr02-g1-0.okbr01.exodus.net (216.34.183.66) 28.347 ms 28.040 ms 28.688 ms
9 bbr01-p5-0.wlhm01.exodus.net (216.32.132.210) 53.271 ms 53.805 ms 51.739 ms
10 * * *
11 * * *
12 * * *
13 * * *
14 * * *
[etc...]
blech!
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I think his post was only meant for those who watched MadTV last night...
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But doesn't anyone find this incredibly ridiculous? Frick, man - if the game gives you blisters, don't f!ing play it so much.
Brutally stupid.
schmeel.
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It arrived quickly, and while I haven't had a chance to try it out, I thought it was interesting that the (7) CDs all have Solaris 8 BETA REFRESH printed on them...
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sorry folks... somebody go quash those, pls?
schmeel.
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When I logged on today, I found three last "Q" posts, which I quashed with the last of my moderator points. It looks like it took 3 hours (from the first "Q" post) to quash them all.
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Note - they _used_ to require that you explicity specify the proxy server (and you would be unable to surf without doing so). Now, you don't have to set it, and you go through an invisible proxy.
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Universe Man and Triangle Man are equally powerful - because they're *both* Lesbian Pimp!
Triangle Man - Lesbian Pimp
Universe Man - Lesbian Pimp
Person Man - Fiendish Observational Comedian
Particle Man - Curly-Haired Slacker
And, of course:
Slashdot Man - Embryonic Crusadah
Particle Man
Curly-Haired Slacker, Curly-Haired Slacker
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Curly-Haired Slacker
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Curly-Haired Slacker
Lesbian Pimp, Lesbian Pimp
Lesbian Pimp hates Curly-Haired Slacker
They have a fight, Lesbian Pimp wins
Lesbian Pimp
Lesbian Pimp, Lesbian Pimp
Size of the entire Lesbian man
Usually kind to smaller man
Lesbian Pimp
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, Lesbian Pimp
Fiendish Observational Comedian, Fiendish Observational Comedian
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Fiendish Observational Comedian
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Fiendish Observational Comedian?
Degraded man, Fiendish Observational Comedian
Lesbian Pimp, Lesbian Pimp
Lesbian Pimp hates Fiendish Observational Comedian
They have a fight, Lesbian Pimp wins
Lesbian Pimp
cheers,
schmeel. (Lazy-Assed Destroyer)
P.S. - anyone know why all the comments from the old poll have disappeared?
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Black fly, little black fly
Always a black fly no matter where I go
I'll die with a blackfly pickin' my bones,
In North Ontar-eye-oh , eye-oh,
North Ontar-eye-oh
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I pronounce it (in my head, only) as "ssh"...
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I switch between "pound" and "sharp" for # (though when I install and rpm, I watch the "hash marks" go by)...
On a different note... whenever I type a "$" I think of it as "ssh" (as in "be quiet", not secure shell) in my head - anyone else do this? So I do a lot of "ell ess bang ssh"...
--
I think the new iterations are pretty inobtrusive... note that Steve Mann's kind of glasses don't actually contain a display - they just have a laser that draws directly on your retina :)
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I'd hardly call a cluster of 64 netwinders "modest"!
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Cheers, and a shot of Crown Royal to you.
schmeel.
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Brewed by the Seagram family - I actually know one of them - but unfortunately, no company discounts for me :(
sweeeet... if I'd known there'd be a relevant thread here tonight, I would've had more of it...
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I'm losing my old email! Will all my stats be lost?
eh.