Tragically, Jerry Mathers Beaver died this morning of complications stemming from a brutal sodomization incident involving Hemos, CMDRTaco and 13 AOL 7.0 CDs.
The Linux as Phallus In an increasingly technological world, the male has a narrowing outlet for typical masculine activities. Social groupings arise to replace these necessary behavoirs. One need not look further than the chest-beating testosterone laden world of the Linux Community to see instinctual hunting behavoirs played out daily. Linux can be seen as a return to the primordal. An arcane OS that is largely inefficient yet terribly attractive to anyone with a small penis, looking to wield a large extension to their lacking sexual prowess. The Linux becomes a phallus, or an extension thereof, and stroking it ("hacking") is the means in which to control it. It is the sword in the stone; tugged by many seeking the fortune and glory of it's mastery. All night coding runs The hunt has long been the integral part of masculine society. It is a right of passage to manhood in many tribal societies and it's importance is paramount to ones social standings within a group. The best hunters are revered; much like the linux guru who shines in the "all night coding run" he organizes with his pack-mates Of course modern man hunts with an M16, but GNU Hippies are wll-known for their blatant inefficiency. Which of course leads one to the conclusion: GNU Hippies represent a de-evolution of man. It is urged to avoid these flute wielding primates at all costs.
...are little brown trouts that like to poke out. In fact, I think mine is crowning. brb.
Re:Subscribtions vrs Finders fee
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Just more proof that VA is going down the dumper. Soon we will be seeing pictures of the slasshole crew with strategic product placements, including drinking Pepsi Brand cola and wearing Tommy Hillfiger clothing.
I am here to make a unique offer to the slashdot community. What I am selling are pieces of Eric S. Raymonds poop. Thats right. Straight from Eric S. Raymonds small intestine. For $22.50 you can have exactly three ounces of fecal matter, sealed in a zip lock bag.
These samples were taken from a recent talk Eric S. Raymond gave. Apparently, in true star form, he had to poo but didnt want to bother interupting his talk. Mid-sentence, he pulled down his pants, crapped on the stage, and kicked it out to his millions of adoring fans. I happened to collect the Alpha log and a few small chunks. It is with great pleasure that I offer you these chunks for the introductory offer of $22.50. If you sign up now, I will include a strand of CmdrTaco's pubic hair that were taken from a Holland MI rest stop bathroom he is known to frequent on every third Saturday night (draw your own conclusions).
I wrote this little guide for all of you new to the GNU/Hippie scene. Think of it as your orientation into the fascinating world of Open Sores, GNU and Free Software.
So You Wanna Go GNUde (hahaha)
Assuming you have never gotten GNUde, go to your C:\ prompt from windows and type FORMAT C:. Do NOT worry : You are FREEING yourself from productivity, accountability AND guess what? You never have to shower again!
Whats Next??
First, STOP getting haircuts. GNU Hippies do not cut their hair and a remember: the more species of bugs in your hair, the more GNU you are. Pick these bugs and eat them in front of straight laced executives for added GNU/FX. Second, get a flute. This is mandatory and those without are really just not GNU. Your flute highlights your sensitivity and will come in handy against burly fag bashers who mistake you for prey. Simply pull it out, play a Bavarian folk song and they will run the other way! Third, Microsoft SUCKS. We cannot stress this rule enough. Please say this numerous times in front of a mirror so that it becomes second nature. If you are having trouble, please consider purchasing our 18 min subliminal video which splices in the word microsoft and pictures of bill gates in with Nazi war footage and car crash scenes. Very effective.
Perks The best perk about joining the GNU team is the ANAL sex. Thats right. We offer ANAL sex in ALL 50 US states (and canada). We also offer extended service plans throughout europe and some parts of Latin America and China (check local laws). Sorry, we do not service Africa.
Well that about concludes this segment. Check back next week when we look at GNU Clothing options and the best place to take shits when you finally become homeless after giving away all your fucking software ya idiots
In an increasingly technological world, the male has a narrowing outlet for typical masculine activities. Social groupings arise to replace these necessary behavoirs. One need not look further than the chest-beating testosterone laden world of the Linux Community to see instinctual hunting behavoirs played out daily. Linux can be seen as a return to the primordal. An arcane OS that is largely inefficient yet terribly attractive to anyone with a small penis, looking to wield a large extension to their lacking sexual prowess. The Linux becomes a phallus, or an extension thereof, and stroking it ("hacking") is the means in which to control it. It is the sword in the stone; tugged by many seeking the fortune and glory of it's mastery.
All night coding runs::
The hunt has long been the integral part of masculine society. It is a right of passage to manhood in many tribal societies and it's importance is paramount to ones social standings within a group. The best hunters are revered; much like the linux guru who shines in the "all night coding run" he organizes with his pack-mates Of course modern man hunts with an M16, but GNU Hippies are wll-known for their blatant inefficiency.
Which of course leads one to the conclusion: GNU Hippies represent a de-evolution of man. It is urged to avoid these flute wielding primates at all costs.
The Linux as Phallus
In an increasingly technological world, the male has a narrowing outlet for typical masculine activities. Social groupings arise to replace these necessary behavoirs. One need not look further than the chest-beating testosterone laden world of the Linux Community to see instinctual hunting behavoirs played out daily.
Linux can be seen as a return to the primordal. An arcane OS that is largely inefficient yet terribly attractive to anyone with a small penis, looking to wield a large extension to their lacking sexual prowess. The Linux becomes a phallus, or an extension thereof, and stroking it ("hacking") is the means in which to control it. It is the sword in the stone; tugged by many seeking the fortune and glory of it's mastery.
All night coding runs
The hunt has long been the integral part of masculine society. It is a right of passage to manhood in many tribal societies and it's importance is paramount to ones social standings within a group. The best hunters are revered; much like the linux guru who shines in the "all night coding run" he organizes with his pack-mates Of course modern man hunts with an M16, but GNU Hippies are wll-known for their blatant inefficiency.
Which of course leads one to the conclusion: GNU Hippies represent a de-evolution of man. It is urged to avoid these flute wielding primates at all costs.
Program SucksDot;
Var
x:boolean;
y:string[1];
begin
y:='';
Write('Does CmdrTaco Suck Cock? ');
read(y);
if (y='y') or (y='Y') then
x:=true else
x:=false;
If x=true then writeln('you are correct!') else
writeln('you are an ass gnome!');
end.
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I have always loved me a good PEnis Bird sammich. with a little lettuce and mayo. yum.
In a surprising announcement, Richard Stallman and #2 Kernel hacker Alan Cox
have decided to get married.
"I love him, he is so sweet" cooed the stout Stallman. "He holds
me and tells me I'm beautiful." The GNU guru has even said he will take
a shower for his bride-to-be. "I will put aside my irrational fears of
water, a special treat for my wedding night. I will even clean the cobwebs and
dingleberrys from my backside so that Alan can give me the rim job he has always
wanted."
The power duo promised to continue their lifelong dream of free software for
everyone. "Me and Richie just fit," Cox said while munching on 3 day
old pizza and clearing out the cock-roaches from his hair. "I love him
and he loves me and we are just going to be sooo happy! He promised to buy me
a puppy in the fall." Cox said he plans to wear a buckskin shorts and a
camoflauge T-Shirt to his wedding while Stallman will appear in the priestly
robes that he has become known for. He even promised to get the large poo stain
near the rear cleaned for the big event. Good luck guys!
'Reminds me of a certain movie...'
"CMDRTaco and the Valley of the Queers"?? Great flick! I love the part when Taco invites the plumber over to fix his sink.
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first foooking post you garddamn biatyches
Tragically, Jerry Mathers Beaver died this morning of complications stemming from a brutal sodomization incident involving Hemos, CMDRTaco and 13 AOL 7.0 CDs.
The Linux as Phallus In an increasingly technological world, the male has a narrowing outlet for typical masculine activities. Social groupings arise to replace these necessary behavoirs. One need not look further than the chest-beating testosterone laden world of the Linux Community to see instinctual hunting behavoirs played out daily. Linux can be seen as a return to the primordal. An arcane OS that is largely inefficient yet terribly attractive to anyone with a small penis, looking to wield a large extension to their lacking sexual prowess. The Linux becomes a phallus, or an extension thereof, and stroking it ("hacking") is the means in which to control it. It is the sword in the stone; tugged by many seeking the fortune and glory of it's mastery. All night coding runs The hunt has long been the integral part of masculine society. It is a right of passage to manhood in many tribal societies and it's importance is paramount to ones social standings within a group. The best hunters are revered; much like the linux guru who shines in the "all night coding run" he organizes with his pack-mates Of course modern man hunts with an M16, but GNU Hippies are wll-known for their blatant inefficiency. Which of course leads one to the conclusion: GNU Hippies represent a de-evolution of man. It is urged to avoid these flute wielding primates at all costs.
can you modify this fan to run the linux operating system?
Untitled Document Jebus Christ! Don't Click Here Then!!
That late night Slashdot office parties consist of stripping down to tube socks and shooting each other in the ass with rubber band guns.
...are little brown trouts that like to poke out. In fact, I think mine is crowning. brb.
Just more proof that VA is going down the dumper. Soon we will be seeing pictures of the slasshole crew with strategic product placements, including drinking Pepsi Brand cola and wearing Tommy Hillfiger clothing.
Axelrod Industries Presents:
Hello,
I am here to make a unique offer to the slashdot community. What I am selling are pieces of Eric S. Raymonds poop. Thats right. Straight from Eric S. Raymonds small intestine. For $22.50 you can have exactly three ounces of fecal matter, sealed in a zip lock bag.
These samples were taken from a recent talk Eric S. Raymond gave. Apparently, in true star form, he had to poo but didnt want to bother interupting his talk. Mid-sentence, he pulled down his pants, crapped on the stage, and kicked it out to his millions of adoring fans. I happened to collect the Alpha log and a few small chunks. It is with great pleasure that I offer you these chunks for the introductory offer of $22.50. If you sign up now, I will include a strand of CmdrTaco's pubic hair that were taken from a Holland MI rest stop bathroom he is known to frequent on every third Saturday night (draw your own conclusions).
much like free software, your free marketing tip fucking sucks.
Wipe, I hear it helps.
I HATE GNU by the Dead Kennedys
I Hate GNU
(Fuck YOU!!)
I Hate GNU
(Fuck YOU!!)
DIE!
What does GNU mean for you ::
I wrote this little guide for all of you new to the GNU/Hippie scene. Think of it as your orientation into the fascinating world of Open Sores, GNU and Free Software.
So You Wanna Go GNUde (hahaha)
Assuming you have never gotten GNUde, go to your C:\ prompt from windows and type FORMAT C:. Do NOT worry : You are FREEING yourself from productivity, accountability AND guess what? You never have to shower again!
Whats Next??
First, STOP getting haircuts. GNU Hippies do not cut their hair and a remember: the more species of bugs in your hair, the more GNU you are. Pick these bugs and eat them in front of straight laced executives for added GNU/FX.
Second, get a flute. This is mandatory and those without are really just not GNU. Your flute highlights your sensitivity and will come in handy against burly fag bashers who mistake you for prey. Simply pull it out, play a Bavarian folk song and they will run the other way!
Third, Microsoft SUCKS. We cannot stress this rule enough. Please say this numerous times in front of a mirror so that it becomes second nature. If you are having trouble, please consider purchasing our 18 min subliminal video which splices in the word microsoft and pictures of bill gates in with Nazi war footage and car crash scenes. Very effective.
Perks
The best perk about joining the GNU team is the ANAL sex. Thats right. We offer ANAL sex in ALL 50 US states (and canada). We also offer extended service plans throughout europe and some parts of Latin America and China (check local laws). Sorry, we do not service Africa.
Well that about concludes this segment. Check back next week when we look at GNU Clothing options and the best place to take shits when you finally become homeless after giving away all your fucking software ya idiots
take a sponge bath like a good gnu hippie. -- get on to the bus thats going to take you back to beezulbub
The Linux as Phallus ::
::
In an increasingly technological world, the male has a narrowing outlet for typical masculine activities. Social groupings arise to replace these necessary behavoirs. One need not look further than the chest-beating testosterone laden world of the Linux Community to see instinctual hunting behavoirs played out daily.
Linux can be seen as a return to the primordal. An arcane OS that is largely inefficient yet terribly attractive to anyone with a small penis, looking to wield a large extension to their lacking sexual prowess. The Linux becomes a phallus, or an extension thereof, and stroking it ("hacking") is the means in which to control it. It is the sword in the stone; tugged by many seeking the fortune and glory of it's mastery.
All night coding runs
The hunt has long been the integral part of masculine society. It is a right of passage to manhood in many tribal societies and it's importance is paramount to ones social standings within a group. The best hunters are revered; much like the linux guru who shines in the "all night coding run" he organizes with his pack-mates Of course modern man hunts with an M16, but GNU Hippies are wll-known for their blatant inefficiency.
Which of course leads one to the conclusion: GNU Hippies represent a de-evolution of man. It is urged to avoid these flute wielding primates at all costs.
The Linux as Phallus In an increasingly technological world, the male has a narrowing outlet for typical masculine activities. Social groupings arise to replace these necessary behavoirs. One need not look further than the chest-beating testosterone laden world of the Linux Community to see instinctual hunting behavoirs played out daily. Linux can be seen as a return to the primordal. An arcane OS that is largely inefficient yet terribly attractive to anyone with a small penis, looking to wield a large extension to their lacking sexual prowess. The Linux becomes a phallus, or an extension thereof, and stroking it ("hacking") is the means in which to control it. It is the sword in the stone; tugged by many seeking the fortune and glory of it's mastery. All night coding runs The hunt has long been the integral part of masculine society. It is a right of passage to manhood in many tribal societies and it's importance is paramount to ones social standings within a group. The best hunters are revered; much like the linux guru who shines in the "all night coding run" he organizes with his pack-mates Of course modern man hunts with an M16, but GNU Hippies are wll-known for their blatant inefficiency. Which of course leads one to the conclusion: GNU Hippies represent a de-evolution of man. It is urged to avoid these flute wielding primates at all costs.
Program SucksDot; Var x:boolean; y:string[1]; begin y:=''; Write('Does CmdrTaco Suck Cock? '); read(y); if (y='y') or (y='Y') then x:=true else x:=false; If x=true then writeln('you are correct!') else writeln('you are an ass gnome!'); end.
I have always loved me a good PEnis Bird sammich. with a little lettuce and mayo. yum.
This timeline tells nothing of the recent matrimonial union between Richard Stallman and Alan Cox.
In a surprising announcement, Richard Stallman and #2 Kernel hacker Alan Cox have decided to get married.
"I love him, he is so sweet" cooed the stout Stallman. "He holds me and tells me I'm beautiful." The GNU guru has even said he will take a shower for his bride-to-be. "I will put aside my irrational fears of water, a special treat for my wedding night. I will even clean the cobwebs and dingleberrys from my backside so that Alan can give me the rim job he has always wanted."
The power duo promised to continue their lifelong dream of free software for everyone. "Me and Richie just fit," Cox said while munching on 3 day old pizza and clearing out the cock-roaches from his hair. "I love him and he loves me and we are just going to be sooo happy! He promised to buy me a puppy in the fall." Cox said he plans to wear a buckskin shorts and a camoflauge T-Shirt to his wedding while Stallman will appear in the priestly robes that he has become known for. He even promised to get the large poo stain near the rear cleaned for the big event. Good luck guys!
'Reminds me of a certain movie...' "CMDRTaco and the Valley of the Queers"?? Great flick! I love the part when Taco invites the plumber over to fix his sink.
The impact? well, it's HUGE my man, HUGE. I don't know ALL the details but I can tell you this: Rob Malda is a fucking homo. Awesome huh!
Fuck Slashdot!
first p00st
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Program SucksDot;
Var
x:boolean;
y:string[1];
begin
y:='';
Write('Does CmdrTaco Suck Cock? ');
read(y);
if (y='y') or (y='Y') then
x:=true else
x:=false;
If x=true then writeln('you are correct!') else
writeln('you are an ass gnome!');
end.