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  1. the sound of one dick swinging on Star Wars Episode II: The Book Review · · Score: -1, Troll

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    getting a little sore...

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  2. Chapter two cumming right up! on Star Wars Episode II: The Book Review · · Score: -1, Troll

    Shelly could hardly believe her luck! Her husband
    had to go on a business trip and would be gone for
    two nights. The timing was perfect. She had just
    met John, a young black weight lifter who seemed to
    be very interested in her. It had been Shelly's
    fantasy for several years now to have sex with a
    black man, but she had been unable to find a suitable
    candidate until last night. Since Shelly was 50 years old and had put on a few
    pounds during her twenty-five years of marriage, she
    wrongfully assumed that younger guys would not be
    interested in having sex with her. In the last few
    weeks however, several men had approached her with
    sex on their minds. It made her feel like she was
    twenty again and she could feel the tingling
    sensation at the thought of having sex with someone
    other than her husband. She decided that she would
    invite John over for dinner and see what developed. John readily accepted the invitation and Shelly went
    about with her preparations for the evening meal. A
    light dinner, some expensive wine, and a very
    revealing dress that she had bought just for this
    purpose were all prepared and ready when John
    arrived. Her ample breasts looked enticing with the
    very low cut top of her new dress. She noticed that
    John could hardly keep his eyes off of them and
    seemed embarrassed when he looked up and realized he
    had been starring at her cleavage. Her nipples
    hardened under his gaze and were visible through the
    thin material of her dress. She noticed that he was
    enjoying the show as a large bulge had started to
    form in his jeans. After eating the meal and drinking too much wine,
    John felt bold enough to make his move. He moved
    behind Shelly's chair and started to massage her
    shoulder and neck. His hands soon made their way
    down onto her chest and began to free her big breasts
    from the confines of her dress. Shelly shuddered as
    he rubbed across her nipples. Her right nipple had a
    direct line between it and her clitoris and she
    reached her first orgasm of the evening just from his
    touch. She now turned her attention toward the bulge in his
    pants and slowly unzipped those pants. The size of
    the black cock that sprung out at her made her gasp.
    It was immense. She had a hard time getting even the
    tip of it in her mouth and wondered if her pussy
    would stretch enough to accommodate this giant tool.
    She was about to find out. John carried her into the master bedroom, deposited
    her on the bed, and removed all of her clothing. He
    than removed his clothing and crawled in between her
    legs. He lightly nibbled at her clitoris. She had
    already become so wet in anticipation of his big cock
    filling her small pussy, that foreplay was
    unnecessary, so John proceeded straight to business.
    He rubbed the head of his cock against the small
    opening of her pussy and got her juices all over it.
    He started to slowly inserting the head of his big
    cock into her warm wetness. She was so tight he
    worried that he would not be able to get much of his
    cock in her, but as he slowly moved it in and out, he
    penetrated deeper with each stroke. Shelly was screaming with lust and was rapidly
    approaching orgasm. John started pounding his huge
    black cock into her pussy and exploded at the same
    time as Shelly. Shelly was overwhelmed. She had never experienced an
    orgasm such as this and passed out from sheer bliss.
    John pulled his now limp cock from Shelly's over-
    stretched pussy and lay beside her trying to catch
    his breath. A big glob of John's cum juice dripped
    out of her pussy and ran down the crack of her ass
    making a large puddle on the sheets. When Shelly
    opened her eyes, she noticed someone standing at the
    foot end of the bed. Good Grief! It was her husband Jerry. He must have
    returned early from his business trip and had been
    standing there watching the whole thing. She
    wondered why he had not been really upset by all of
    this. Looking at his crotch, she saw a big wet spot
    where he had climaxed in his pants without even
    touching himself. It had been as big a turn on for
    him as it had been for her. When John noticed Jerry, he jumped out of bed,
    hurriedly put on his clothes and ran out the door.
    Jerry couldn't believe it. How could the sight of
    another man having sex with his wife be such a turn-
    on? He noticed Shelly smiling at him and making a
    motion for him to join her on the bed. As he crawled
    in between her legs, she grabbed his head and shoved
    it into her cum drenched pussy. "Eat my pussy!" she
    screamed. "Suck John's cum juice out of me and swallow every
    drop!" Jerry did as he was told and sucked and licked on
    Shelly's pussy until she experienced another gigantic
    orgasm. Jerry then crawled up along side of Shelly
    and cuddled with her. Shelly, knowing that her
    husband was in bad need of relief, bent over and took
    his hard cock into her mouth. His juices were
    flowing so intensely that she had a mouth full before
    he even climaxed. Shelly told him how she had felt having that giant
    throbbing black cock in her pussy and just the
    thought of this pushed him over the edge. Shelly
    could hardly swallow all the cum juice, but made a
    valiant effort. With Jerry coming in her mouth she
    felt another orgasm approaching. It was the
    strongest of the evening. She could feel the juice
    running out of her pussy and adding to the puddle
    that had already formed under her. Later, Shelly realized that this was only the first
    of many adventures, and that her husband would be a
    willing participant. Life was very, very good.

  3. Re:Star Wars geeks love gay sex! on Star Wars Episode II: The Book Review · · Score: -1, Troll

    Fuck, did you read that? I just copied and pasted.

  4. Star Wars geeks love gay sex! on Star Wars Episode II: The Book Review · · Score: -1, Troll

    Several years back, when I was 17 I was invited by my friend
    at a fiesta in their hometown in Marikina. I never turned
    down free food before, so, I happily accepted the invite. When I got there, his brother, Ian, greeted me. He told me
    that his brother was buying some ice and would be back soon.
    Ian was 15 then. He stood around 5'9, lithe body, cute eyes
    and smile. Ever since I met him, I had a crushed on him
    because his so cute. He led me inside and offered me to food. There were people
    almost anywhere in the house that he offered me to eat in his
    room. He was playing some video game. After filling my plate,
    we went to his room where he resumed playing the game and I
    gobbled up. When evening fell, we were outside with his brother, male
    relatives and neighbors drinking. Basically, Ian was the one
    entertained me by engaging me to a conversation. We talked
    about school, personal life and almost anything we could talk
    about. I didn't mind that my friend was much around to
    entertain me, he was constantly being asked by his parents to
    something. Actually, I was really happy that I was able some
    time with Ian. Then I vivid recall one of the topics of our rap. He asked me
    if I ever had a crush on a guy. He further added that being
    in a private all male school, he sometimes felt attracted
    towards the same sex. I told him that I do and that it was
    perfectly normal. He smiled at me and squeezed my hand before
    saying that at least he wasn't only the one who felt that
    way. I never intended to stay at their place until the wee hours
    in the morning. But I guessed talking with such a witty,
    pleasing, and humor guy like Ian, made me lose track of time.
    I told Ian that it was late and I need to go home before my
    parents had a fit. But Ian told me that I was no longer in
    the condition to commute home and offered me to stay the
    night. His brother and parents agreed. I wasn't totally
    wasted from the alcohol that I had consumed. But I accepted
    their suggestion, because I was tired to go home. I called my
    parents and informed them that I wouldn't come home. And they
    were quite cool about it. When all the guests had left about 3 in the morning, we went
    inside the house. I asked my friend where I could crash. Ian
    within an earshot jumped into the conversation and told me
    that I was going to sleep in his room. My friend made a funny
    look at his brother, but agreed with Ian's proposal. And then
    my friend bid goodnight and went to his room, I saw in Ian's
    eyes were kind of glowing. I don't know why and I didn't put
    much meaning to it. I was tipsy, tired and sleepy to
    psychoanalyze what it meant. I asked Ian to lend me a towel
    so I could wash my face. He went to his room and returned
    with the cloth in hand. He handed it to me and showed me
    where the bathroom was. While I was washing my face, he stood
    outside the door watching me. After that, I took the toothpaste and placed some in my
    forefinger. Since I haven't brought any toothbrush, I used my
    finger to brush my teeth. After using the sink, I need to
    piss badly, so I turned my back at Ian, unzipped my shorts,
    held my flaccid cock in my right hand and began peeing. By
    then, Ian was using the sink doing the things that I done
    earlier. After I finished filling the bowel, I zipped up. I
    moved behind Ian so that I could get out of the lavatory. I
    waited for Ian to finish and together we went to his room. Once we both inside the room, Ian bolted the door. He began
    removing his shirt. I followed suit because I never liked
    sleeping with my shirt on. Then, he asked me if I'd mind if
    he slept in his underwear. I said, I didn't mind if he
    doesn't mind me sleeping in mine. He smiled and dropped his
    pants. He was wearing plain white boxer briefs. I loved the
    way the material hugged his dick and protruding buttocks. I
    removed mine showing him my boxers. When I sat on bed and
    removed my shoes, the slit was slightly opened and Ian made a
    remark. He told me that he thought that talk about me was
    true. I asked him which rumors it was. He told me that his
    brother told me that I don't wear any wear. I corrected him
    and informed him that boxer shorts was another type of
    underwear and added how I dislike wearing briefs. After our small chitchat, I told him that I was sleepy. He
    opened the lamp near the bed, before turning the lights. He
    told me that he couldn't sleep without any lights on. I laid
    on my back while he slept on his right facing me. Few minutes
    when my back hit the bed, I was passed out. The alarmed rang it was 6 am. Ian might have forgotten to
    turn it off. Since it was near my side, I extended my hand
    and turned it off. When I looked down, I saw Ian's head
    resting on my maw with flaccid dick in his hand. I also saw
    that there were dried cum just above my pubic area and Ian's
    left cheek. Tried not to make any sudden movements. Somehow,
    seeing and deducing that the guy I had a crushed on might had
    sucked my dick made me randy. My cock became aroused in Ian's
    left hand. How I wished he had woke when he was sucking me. Then I tapped Ian's left shoulder and said his name softly.
    He woke up. He immediately looked at me and realized that he
    had been caught. He jumped out of the bed and then paced the
    room anxiously. I told him that it was cool. I assured him
    that I was cool with it. He just kept chanting, "Shit." Then
    he stopped chanting and pacing and told he was sorry about
    the whole thing. I told him again that it was okay. But he
    seemed to be so embarrassed about the whole incident that he
    didn't want to believe me when I said that I was cool with. Not wanting to derange him, I told him that I better leaving.
    Instantly, I got dressed and bid him goodbye. He didn't even
    see me to the door nor looked in my eyes. After that, whenever our paths would cross, he distanced
    himself from me. I really don't know why he reacted that way.
    Several times, I tried to talk to him about it. But it was no
    use. He just kept dodging me. So, eventually, I stopped
    demanding to hear his side about it.