It does NOT matter that the story was factually incorrect, and very poorly written.
Slashdot only has two requirements for a story to get on the front page:
Will this story generate lots of responses, and,
uhh...
Slashdot only has one requirement for a story to get on the front page.
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Slashdot. The Placebo for technology journalism.
Every time you click "play" you win, and your name is added to the top of the high-scorers list, with a score one point higher than the highest score already there.
I hacked your crappy game so that it presses the play button for me, in an infinite loop. Now, I can get a higher high score, much faster.
I'm like Neo's God now!
I didn't see any smileys on those pages anywhere like they we use on AOL to communicate our mirth and sarcasm, but I still think this might not be real.
- Will this story generate lots of responses, and,
- uhh...
Slashdot only has one requirement for a story to get on the front page. -- Slashdot. The Placebo for technology journalism.Every time you click "play" you win, and your name is added to the top of the high-scorers list, with a score one point higher than the highest score already there. I hacked your crappy game so that it presses the play button for me, in an infinite loop. Now, I can get a higher high score, much faster. I'm like Neo's God now!
What are the chances that this is a joke?
I didn't see any smileys on those pages anywhere like they we use on AOL to communicate our mirth and sarcasm, but I still think this might not be real.
jesus fucking monkey christ. how hard could this be to fix?