Well, let's see. They place DOUBLECLICK COOKIES on our computers. They place a cookie named "ANON" on your computer if you browse anonymously. They have 1x1-pixel WEB BUGS coming from a server IMAGES2.SLASHDOT.ORG. And they sell our email addresses. How ELSE would I start getting spam at my slashdot-45212@(domain).org address!?
Do you think they WANT to write up a page documenting all these ATROCITIES!?
FreeBSD is pure SLOP! Nothing but SLOP! Complete SLOP!!! Why does Slashdot think people would pay for this SLOP!? Why the hell do I keep coming here to read this SLOPPY SLOP!?!
This is pure SLOP! Nothing but SLOP! Complete SLOP!!! Why do you think people would pay for this SLOP!? Why the hell do I keep coming here to read this SLOPPY SLOP!?!
No, it's not news. It's the MEANINGLESS PROLEFEED they throw in their to interest GEEK SNOTBALLS LIKE CMDRTACO. It's the Geek equivalent of Brittney Spears gossip.
What is this, some kind of SECRET CODE? Some kind of SECRET INSTRUCTIONS instructing the TERRORISTS to begin their next ATTACK!?!?
OH MY GOD!!! The terrorists are attacking! The terrorists are attacking! The terrorists are attacking! The terrorists are attacking! THE TERRORISTS ARE ATTACKING!!
I wonder how much location and user information it phones home with. Nice way to slowly introduce tracking devices to the DROOLING CONSUMERS, as if cel phones aren't enough...
2002. Slashdot publishes 1,000,000th rumor passed off as actual story. The story generates 480 comments, 263 of which agree with the article, and 107 of which point out its a rumor and are modded down as redundant. The remaining comments are all first posts.
2002. CmdrTaco married to Kathleen Fent. Many geeks believe Kathleen, a purported transvestite, outmeasures CmdrTaco.
2002. Slashdot parent corporation VA Research^W Linux^W Software stock worth 35 cents. Rumors that AOL, Microsoft, or even Jimmy the hobo who lives under the Longfellow Bridge may buy it.
2003. VA Software bought by Microsoft for a cup of coffee and a donut. All Microsoft-critical articles mysteriously disappear from Slashdot. Bill Gates as Borg logo replaced with Bill Gates as God.
2003. Papperatzi videos of Miguel de Icaza caught going down on Bill Gates in his private yacht spread across Usenet. Miguel swears that recent decisions to rename the Gnome desktop to Windows NT 6.0 have nothing to do with it.
2004. CmdrTaco loses hist virginity.
2004. The WIPO Troll returns again, showering Slashdot in 45,000 copies of the same post: Lick my crotch hairs. Slashdot, despite running on 18 redundant IIS/8.0 servers, buckles under the load. The term Slashdotted is replaced with WIPO-Trolled.
2004. Slashdot, the last vestige of VA Research^W Linux^W Software^W Microsoft, officially shut down. Millions of screaming, unwashed geeks invade Redmond campus and lynch Bill Gates. CmdrTaco is believed to posess the only remaining copy of the Slashdot database on several hundred CD-Rs.
2005. The Linux is world is shocked when Linus Torvalds and Anal Cox are found dead along with six penguins, an empty tub of crisco and several used condoms. Millions of screaming, unwashed geeks invade Redmond campus and lynch Steve Ballmer.
2005. CmdrTaco rumored to have had sex again.
2006. CowboiKneel found dead in hotel room with 56 pizza boxes covering his bloated corpse. Three suffocated gay prostitutes are extracted from beneath his body as police remove it with a backhoe.
2007. CmdrTaco actually has sex again. With a woman.
2007. BSD is still officially dying. No word on when its demise will take place.
2007. CmdrTaco starts new weblog to replace Slashdot, creatively named Dotslash. Remainder of Linux users flock to the site and immediate WIPO-Troll it out of existence.
2008. CmdrTaco has sex with his wife for the first time.
2009. After years of living under the heel of his domineering wife, and being deprived of companyof his life-long friend, Jeff Homos Bates, CmdrTaco commits suicide. Another unwashed geek mob gathers and tears Kathleen Fent to shreds. Geeks discover Ms. Fent was indeed a woman, but dont exactly know what that means. Driven by their sexually-repressed rage, they subsequently invade Redmond again and lynch the current CEO of Microsoft, Miguel deIcaza.
2009. Richard Stallman mysteriously murdered. Conspiracy theories run rampant, most involving Microsoft in some way. Invasions of Redmond campus by hordes of geeks become commonplace.
2010. Stallman murder solved when Eric S. Raymond confesses. Raymond blamed the collapse of VA Research^W Linux^W Software^W Microsoft on Stallmans dogmatic insistence on prefixing every open-source project with GNU. Raymond is subsequently committed to an insane asylum, again giving the horde of geeks an excuse to raze Redmond.
2010. An ex-hacker reports witnessing CmdrTaco at a gas station in Tennessee. The nearly-defunct Linux movement is rekindled as CmdrTaco sightings become common.
2011. Microsoft campus burnt to the ground by screaming, unwashed geek mob after Microsoft is blamed when a Linuxhacker in Cambridge, Massachusetts spills his coffee on his pants. Microsoft undaunted as their plans to buy out the Federal Government come to fruition. Washington, D.C. renamed Microsoft Capitol 2010.
Which time? When they started with banner ads? When they sold to Andover? When they sold to VA Linux? When they started publishing ads as "reviews"? When they started publishing ads as JonKatz articles? When they introduced the larger banners? When they began the subscription service? When... (insert next sell-out here)...?
2002. Slashdot publishes 1,000,000th rumor passed off as actual story. The story generates 480 comments, 263 of which agree with the article, and 107 of which point out its a rumor and are modded down as redundant. The remaining comments are all first posts.
2002. CmdrTaco married to Kathleen Fent. Many geeks believe Kathleen, a purported transvestite, outmeasures CmdrTaco.
2002. Slashdot parent corporation VA Research^W Linux^W Software stock worth 35 cents. Rumors that AOL, Microsoft, or even Jimmy the hobo who lives under the Longfellow Bridge may buy it.
2003. VA Software bought by Microsoft for a cup of coffee and a donut. All Microsoft-critical articles mysteriously disappear from Slashdot. Bill Gates as Borg logo replaced with Bill Gates as God.
2003. Papperatzi videos of Miguel de Icaza caught going down on Bill Gates in his private yacht spread across Usenet. Miguel swears that recent decisions to rename the Gnome desktop to Windows NT 6.0 have nothing to do with it.
2004. CmdrTaco loses hist virginity.
2004. The WIPO Troll returns again, showering Slashdot in 45,000 copies of the same post: Lick my crotch hairs. Slashdot, despite running on 18 redundant IIS/8.0 servers, buckles under the load. The term Slashdotted is replaced with WIPO-Trolled.
2004. Slashdot, the last vestige of VA Research^W Linux^W Software^W Microsoft, officially shut down. Millions of screaming, unwashed geeks invade Redmond campus and lynch Bill Gates. CmdrTaco is believed to posess the only remaining copy of the Slashdot database on several hundred CD-Rs.
2005. The Linux is world is shocked when Linus Torvalds and Anal Cox are found dead along with six penguins, an empty tub of crisco and several used condoms. Millions of screaming, unwashed geeks invade Redmond campus and lynch Steve Ballmer.
2005. CmdrTaco rumored to have had sex again.
2006. CowboiKneel found dead in hotel room with 56 pizza boxes covering his bloated corpse. Three suffocated gay prostitutes are extracted from beneath his body as police remove it with a backhoe.
2007. CmdrTaco actually has sex again. With a woman.
2007. BSD is still officially dying. No word on when its demise will take place.
2007. CmdrTaco starts new weblog to replace Slashdot, creatively named Dotslash. Remainder of Linux users flock to the site and immediate WIPO-Troll it out of existence.
2008. CmdrTaco has sex with his wife for the first time.
2009. After years of living under the heel of his domineering wife, and being deprived of companyof his life-long friend, Jeff Homos Bates, CmdrTaco commits suicide. Another unwashed geek mob gathers and tears Kathleen Fent to shreds. Geeks discover Ms. Fent was indeed a woman, but dont exactly know what that means. Driven by their sexually-repressed rage, they subsequently invade Redmond again and lynch the current CEO of Microsoft, Miguel deIcaza.
2009. Richard Stallman mysteriously murdered. Conspiracy theories run rampant, most involving Microsoft in some way. Invasions of Redmond campus by hordes of geeks become commonplace.
2010. Stallman murder solved when Eric S. Raymond confesses. Raymond blamed the collapse of VA Research^W Linux^W Software^W Microsoft on Stallmans dogmatic insistence on prefixing every open-source project with GNU. Raymond is subsequently committed to an insane asylum, again giving the horde of geeks an excuse to raze Redmond.
2010. An ex-hacker reports witnessing CmdrTaco at a gas station in Tennessee. The nearly-defunct Linux movement is rekindled as CmdrTaco sightings become common.
2011. Microsoft campus burnt to the ground by screaming, unwashed geek mob after Microsoft is blamed when a Linuxhacker in Cambridge, Massachusetts spills his coffee on his pants. Microsoft undaunted as their plans to buy out the Federal Government come to fruition. Washington, D.C. renamed Microsoft Capitol 2010.
George is doing a fine job of adhering to all treaties made by this county for which the other party still exists
You mean like the Kyoto accords? Japan doesn't exist anymore!? Actually, the Kyoto accords are signed by a SHITLOAD of countries, so by your statement, most of the world doesn't exist anymore. No matter how much THE IGNORANT PIECES OF HORSESHIT IN THIS COUNTRY MAY WANT IT SO, America is not the only country in the world.
Slashdot Mirror
Well, let's see. They place DOUBLECLICK COOKIES on our computers. They place a cookie named "ANON" on your computer if you browse anonymously. They have 1x1-pixel WEB BUGS coming from a server IMAGES2.SLASHDOT.ORG. And they sell our email addresses. How ELSE would I start getting spam at my slashdot-45212@(domain).org address!?
Do you think they WANT to write up a page documenting all these ATROCITIES!?
It's SLOP, I tell you! Complete SLOP!! Total SLOPPY, SLOPPY SLOP!!! So much SLOP it's SLOPPING all over the frontpage!!
FreeBSD is pure SLOP! Nothing but SLOP! Complete SLOP!!! Why does Slashdot think people would pay for this SLOP!? Why the hell do I keep coming here to read this SLOPPY SLOP!?!
This is pure SLOP! Nothing but SLOP! Complete SLOP!!! Why do you think people would pay for this SLOP!? Why the hell do I keep coming here to read this SLOPPY SLOP!?!
I prefer using PENIS as a verb. For example:
I just penised the motherfuckers!
There are, of course, many other examples:
I penis your mouth.
You like to penis CowboiKneel's ass.
Penis you, man!
WOW! A nonzealot on Slashdot! Good thing you don't have an account or one of the NAZI EDITORS would slap you for sure!
Try this for a password: Å Ç Æ $ Õ % © É Ü ñ ß / # <
No, it's not news. It's the MEANINGLESS PROLEFEED they throw in their to interest GEEK SNOTBALLS LIKE CMDRTACO. It's the Geek equivalent of Brittney Spears gossip.
Oh, crap...
You'll never guess that MY PASSWORD is "sl4shd0t$$@cmdr4c0-suX0rZ!@#$%" ... HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
What is this, some kind of SECRET CODE? Some kind of SECRET INSTRUCTIONS instructing the TERRORISTS to begin their next ATTACK!?!?
OH MY GOD!!!
The terrorists are attacking!
The terrorists are attacking!
The terrorists are attacking!
The terrorists are attacking!
THE TERRORISTS ARE ATTACKING!!
"Take a hard look at GOATSE.CX. try to explain that through modern medical science."
*reads sign while driving and keys it in*
*fifteen seconds later*
Translation:
Not rapidly please
Kilometres learning under distance 2 for
Around children where had fun
*thump*
"What was that??"
Actual meaning of sign:
Slow - School Zone 2km
Children at play
I wonder how much location and user information it phones home with. Nice way to slowly introduce tracking devices to the DROOLING CONSUMERS, as if cel phones aren't enough...
I'd like to SLAM GINGER too... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
PENIS on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays.
VAGINA on Mondays and Wednesdays.
ANUS every other day of the week.
Obviously. Are you some kind of IDIOT??
Which time? ... (insert next sell-out here) ...?
When they started with banner ads?
When they sold to Andover?
When they sold to VA Linux?
When they started publishing ads as "reviews"?
When they started publishing ads as JonKatz articles?
When they introduced the larger banners?
When they began the subscription service?
When
Nope, not European here, American unfortunately.
By the way: in 5 years, "America" and "Microsoft" will probably be one in the same.
Dear America,
FUCK YOU. A lot.
Twice, even.
Sincerely,
The European Union
Compu Global Hyper MegaNet???
Sorry, ANAL COX had his COX up my ANAL REGIONS and I wasn't thinking clearly.
Straight from HIS ASS , obviously.
George is doing a fine job of adhering to all treaties made by this county for which the other party still exists
You mean like the Kyoto accords? Japan doesn't exist anymore!? Actually, the Kyoto accords are signed by a SHITLOAD of countries, so by your statement, most of the world doesn't exist anymore. No matter how much THE IGNORANT PIECES OF HORSESHIT IN THIS COUNTRY MAY WANT IT SO, America is not the only country in the world.