IRC (ie, a few lines of text a minute) is a SIGNIFICANT DRAIN on your systems? Are you stuck in 1985 or something?! Your "network" is a single 56k MODEM, isn't it...?
Who the HELL modded me insightful!?!? DON'T DO THAT!!! If my karma goes up above -5 I start posting at 0 (not -1) again -- then these FUCKTURDS EDITORS can slap me again!!
If you OVERCLOCK the sucker, it will give you a whole FIFTEEN JIGGAHERTZ of raw computer power. Look at that pointer FLY across the screen! Zoom! Zoom! FUCKING FAST!! It will even give you more RAMS if you use a BIGGER MONITOR!!!
There's this guy named J'raxis who was accused of being all those other trolls. At one point someone even wrote a site (gone now, was www.networkvigilantes.com) about WIPO being J'raxis.
Are you sure? I thought he was J'RAXIS. Aren't all crapflooders actually J'RAXIS!?! WIPO was J'raxis. Egg troll was J'raxis. People say I'm J'raxis. Everyone is J'raxis. Face it.
It's not up to Slashdot. See, the MOTHERFUCKING SCUM that they already signed advertising deals with (DOUBLEFUCK.NET), refuse to pay them as much for the small ads. What DOG-LICKING, SCUM-SUCKING MARKETERS just don't seem to understand is that ANNOYING ME with their products is not a good way to get me to buy their products. For example, I will be looking for a DSL provider soon, and I will NOT EVEN THINK OF LOOKING AT SPEAKEASY for their fucking annoying zooming "Oh we gotta fucking catch the reader's eye and make the site unbearable!" advertisement.
So AFTER I pay for this, and AFTER the company goes out of business, AFTER the software I ALREADY PAID FOR breaks, now it's my responsibility to FIND THIS PATCH? And once the company was out of business, how am I supposed to GET THIS PATCH!? A company's distribution ability sort of goes with them when they FUCKING GO OUT OF BUSINESS.
Exactly. I have a couple of their old games (WHICH I PAID FOR) before they started with this SHIT. This is like Windows Product Activation but having to KEEP RE-REGISTERING for no reason. At least WPA only needs to be re-registered when you change your hardware.
2002. Slashdot publishes 1,000,000th rumor passed off as actual story. The story generates 480 comments, 263 of which agree with the article, and 107 of which point out its a rumor and are modded down as redundant. The remaining comments are all first posts.
2002. CmdrTaco married to Kathleen Fent. Many geeks believe Kathleen, a purported transvestite, outmeasures CmdrTaco.
2002. Slashdot parent corporation VA Research^W Linux^W Software stock worth 35 cents. Rumors that AOL, Microsoft, or even Jimmy the hobo who lives under the Longfellow Bridge may buy it.
2003. VA Software bought by Microsoft for a cup of coffee and a donut. All Microsoft-critical articles mysteriously disappear from Slashdot. Bill Gates as Borg logo replaced with Bill Gates as God.
2003. Papperatzi videos of Miguel de Icaza caught going down on Bill Gates in his private yacht spread across Usenet. Miguel swears that recent decisions to rename the Gnome desktop to Windows NT 6.0 have nothing to do with it.
2004. CmdrTaco loses hist virginity.
2004. The WIPO Troll returns again, showering Slashdot in 45,000 copies of the same post: Lick my crotch hairs. Slashdot, despite running on 18 redundant IIS/8.0 servers, buckles under the load. The term Slashdotted is replaced with WIPO-Trolled.
2004. Slashdot, the last vestige of VA Research^W Linux^W Software^W Microsoft, officially shut down. Millions of screaming, unwashed geeks invade Redmond campus and lynch Bill Gates. CmdrTaco is believed to posess the only remaining copy of the Slashdot database on several hundred CD-Rs.
2005. The Linux is world is shocked when Linus Torvalds and Anal Cox are found dead along with six penguins, an empty tub of crisco and several used condoms. Millions of screaming, unwashed geeks invade Redmond campus and lynch Steve Ballmer.
2005. CmdrTaco rumored to have had sex again.
2006. CowboiKneel found dead in hotel room with 56 pizza boxes covering his bloated corpse. Three suffocated gay prostitutes are extracted from beneath his body as police remove it with a backhoe.
2007. CmdrTaco actually has sex again. With a woman.
2007. BSD is still officially dying. No word on when its demise will take place.
2007. CmdrTaco starts new weblog to replace Slashdot, creatively named Dotslash. Remainder of Linux users flock to the site and immediate WIPO-Troll it out of existence.
2008. CmdrTaco has sex with his wife for the first time.
2009. After years of living under the heel of his domineering wife, and being deprived of companyof his life-long friend, Jeff Homos Bates, CmdrTaco commits suicide. Another unwashed geek mob gathers and tears Kathleen Fent to shreds. Geeks discover Ms. Fent was indeed a woman, but dont exactly know what that means. Driven by their sexually-repressed rage, they subsequently invade Redmond again and lynch the current CEO of Microsoft, Miguel deIcaza.
2009. Richard Stallman mysteriously murdered. Conspiracy theories run rampant, most involving Microsoft in some way. Invasions of Redmond campus by hordes of geeks become commonplace.
2010. Stallman murder solved when Eric S. Raymond confesses. Raymond blamed the collapse of VA Research^W Linux^W Software^W Microsoft on Stallmans dogmatic insistence on prefixing every open-source project with GNU. Raymond is subsequently committed to an insane asylum, again giving the horde of geeks an excuse to raze Redmond.
2010. An ex-hacker reports witnessing CmdrTaco at a gas station in Tennessee. The nearly-defunct Linux movement is rekindled as CmdrTaco sightings become common.
2011. Microsoft campus burnt to the ground by screaming, unwashed geek mob after Microsoft is blamed when a Linuxhacker in Cambridge, Massachusetts spills his coffee on his pants. Microsoft undaunted as their plans to buy out the Federal Government come to fruition. Washington, D.C. renamed Microsoft Capitol 2010.
2002. Slashdot publishes 1,000,000th rumor passed off as actual story. The story generates 480 comments, 263 of which agree with the article, and 107 of which point out its a rumor and are modded down as redundant. The remaining comments are all first posts.
2002. CmdrTaco married to Kathleen Fent. Many geeks believe Kathleen, a purported transvestite, outmeasures CmdrTaco.
2002. Slashdot parent corporation VA Research^W Linux^W Software stock worth 35 cents. Rumors that AOL, Microsoft, or even Jimmy the hobo who lives under the Longfellow Bridge may buy it.
2003. VA Software bought by Microsoft for a cup of coffee and a donut. All Microsoft-critical articles mysteriously disappear from Slashdot. Bill Gates as Borg logo replaced with Bill Gates as God.
2003. Papperatzi videos of Miguel de Icaza caught going down on Bill Gates in his private yacht spread across Usenet. Miguel swears that recent decisions to rename the Gnome desktop to Windows NT 6.0 have nothing to do with it.
2004. CmdrTaco loses hist virginity.
2004. The WIPO Troll returns again, showering Slashdot in 45,000 copies of the same post: Lick my crotch hairs. Slashdot, despite running on 18 redundant IIS/8.0 servers, buckles under the load. The term Slashdotted is replaced with WIPO-Trolled.
2004. Slashdot, the last vestige of VA Research^W Linux^W Software^W Microsoft, officially shut down. Millions of screaming, unwashed geeks invade Redmond campus and lynch Bill Gates. CmdrTaco is believed to posess the only remaining copy of the Slashdot database on several hundred CD-Rs.
2005. The Linux is world is shocked when Linus Torvalds and Anal Cox are found dead along with six penguins, an empty tub of crisco and several used condoms. Millions of screaming, unwashed geeks invade Redmond campus and lynch Steve Ballmer.
2005. CmdrTaco rumored to have had sex again.
2006. CowboiKneel found dead in hotel room with 56 pizza boxes covering his bloated corpse. Three suffocated gay prostitutes are extracted from beneath his body as police remove it with a backhoe.
2007. CmdrTaco actually has sex again. With a woman.
2007. BSD is still officially dying. No word on when its demise will take place.
2007. CmdrTaco starts new weblog to replace Slashdot, creatively named Dotslash. Remainder of Linux users flock to the site and immediate WIPO-Troll it out of existence.
2008. CmdrTaco has sex with his wife for the first time.
2009. After years of living under the heel of his domineering wife, and being deprived of companyof his life-long friend, Jeff Homos Bates, CmdrTaco commits suicide. Another unwashed geek mob gathers and tears Kathleen Fent to shreds. Geeks discover Ms. Fent was indeed a woman, but dont exactly know what that means. Driven by their sexually-repressed rage, they subsequently invade Redmond again and lynch the current CEO of Microsoft, Miguel deIcaza.
2009. Richard Stallman mysteriously murdered. Conspiracy theories run rampant, most involving Microsoft in some way. Invasions of Redmond campus by hordes of geeks become commonplace.
2010. Stallman murder solved when Eric S. Raymond confesses. Raymond blamed the collapse of VA Research^W Linux^W Software^W Microsoft on Stallmans dogmatic insistence on prefixing every open-source project with GNU. Raymond is subsequently committed to an insane asylum, again giving the horde of geeks an excuse to raze Redmond.
2010. An ex-hacker reports witnessing CmdrTaco at a gas station in Tennessee. The nearly-defunct Linux movement is rekindled as CmdrTaco sightings become common.
2011. Microsoft campus burnt to the ground by screaming, unwashed geek mob after Microsoft is blamed when a Linuxhacker in Cambridge, Massachusetts spills his coffee on his pants. Microsoft undaunted as their plans to buy out the Federal Government come to fruition. Washington, D.C. renamed Microsoft Capitol 2010.
Well THAT was clear. Definitely above and beyond most content on this site. "It was that something or other about that thing, you know, before, that I read, but I forgot now, because of something or other... yeah." Someone mod this guy UP!!
Why did neither of your replies show up on my messages list? New Slashdot feature? "Don't let the trolls use the message system"?! Fucking CmdrTaco. Someone shoot him, please. Or just bomb his server. Yeah, bomb his server. Cool.
Why the HELL am I getting spammed at my address that I REGISTERED WITH SLASHDOT and gave to NO ONE ELSE!? You fucking monkeys sold it to the spammers!!
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IRC (ie, a few lines of text a minute) is a SIGNIFICANT DRAIN on your systems? Are you stuck in 1985 or something?! Your "network" is a single 56k MODEM, isn't it...?
Who the HELL modded me insightful!?!? DON'T DO THAT!!! If my karma goes up above -5 I start posting at 0 (not -1) again -- then these FUCKTURDS EDITORS can slap me again!!
What the BLOODY HELL is that [p][p][p][p][p][p][p] shit? Do you need to PEE ON SOMEONE?? CmdrTaco's right over there. He likes it.
"Reasonable" definitions? Is my considering MY HAIRY PINK ASS an algorithm "unreasonable"!? WHY!?!?
Sure it does. They just have to rewrite their byte code in Ss and Ks.
SSKSKSSSKSSSKSSKSSSKKKSKSSSKSKSKKKSS...
If you OVERCLOCK the sucker, it will give you a whole FIFTEEN JIGGAHERTZ of raw computer power. Look at that pointer FLY across the screen! Zoom! Zoom! FUCKING FAST!! It will even give you more RAMS if you use a BIGGER MONITOR!!!
YAY!!!
"Troll"? You damned RIGHT!
You're all a bunch of COCKMASTERS. I gotta go take a DUMP. Oh, this whole site makes me sick... kill me now...
There's this guy named J'raxis who was accused of being all those other trolls. At one point someone even wrote a site (gone now, was www.networkvigilantes.com) about WIPO being J'raxis.
Are you sure? I thought he was J'RAXIS . Aren't all crapflooders actually J'RAXIS!?! WIPO was J'raxis. Egg troll was J'raxis. People say I'm J'raxis. Everyone is J'raxis. Face it.
COCKMASTER!?!? I am the MASTER of only my own COCK. You, however, are obviously a FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL GNU/HIPPIE. Please die.
IRCops FUCKING SUCK. Death to Emad and all the scum that lick his ass. Oh, wait, IPCop...!? What the HOLY FUCK is that?!?!
(#1767)
I wish you damned DIRTY GNU/HIPPIES would use some SOAP, security problems or no. YOU FUCKING STINK!!
(#1766)
And my penis is in Uranus.
(#1765)
It's not up to Slashdot. See, the MOTHERFUCKING SCUM that they already signed advertising deals with (DOUBLEFUCK.NET), refuse to pay them as much for the small ads. What DOG-LICKING, SCUM-SUCKING MARKETERS just don't seem to understand is that ANNOYING ME with their products is not a good way to get me to buy their products. For example, I will be looking for a DSL provider soon, and I will NOT EVEN THINK OF LOOKING AT SPEAKEASY for their fucking annoying zooming "Oh we gotta fucking catch the reader's eye and make the site unbearable!" advertisement.
So AFTER I pay for this, and AFTER the company goes out of business, AFTER the software I ALREADY PAID FOR breaks, now it's my responsibility to FIND THIS PATCH? And once the company was out of business, how am I supposed to GET THIS PATCH!? A company's distribution ability sort of goes with them when they FUCKING GO OUT OF BUSINESS.
Idiot.
It's not news. Which is why it's here on SLASHDOT'S FRONT PAGE.
Exactly. I have a couple of their old games (WHICH I PAID FOR) before they started with this SHIT. This is like Windows Product Activation but having to KEEP RE-REGISTERING for no reason. At least WPA only needs to be re-registered when you change your hardware.
Won't be buying anything else from them now.
I say we track him down and SHOVE EACH ONE OF THESE WIDE PAGES UP HIS ASS! That'll show him...
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The fact that it's NOT NEWS is WHY IT'S ON SLASHDOT.
Well THAT was clear. Definitely above and beyond most content on this site. "It was that something or other about that thing, you know, before, that I read, but I forgot now, because of something or other... yeah." Someone mod this guy UP!!
Why did neither of your replies show up on my messages list? New Slashdot feature? "Don't let the trolls use the message system"?! Fucking CmdrTaco. Someone shoot him, please. Or just bomb his server. Yeah, bomb his server. Cool.
Why the HELL am I getting spammed at my address that I REGISTERED WITH SLASHDOT and gave to NO ONE ELSE!? You fucking monkeys sold it to the spammers!!