I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COX was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did to little boys with his -ac branches of the Linux kernel, and with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed.:(
I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COX was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did for his -ac branches of the Linux kernel with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed.:(
I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COX was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did for the Linux kernel with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed.:(
I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COX was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did for the Linux kernel with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed.:(
I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COX was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did for the Linux kernel with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed.:(
I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COX was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did for the Linux kernel with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed.:(
This is complete SLOP. Thanks, man! I enjoy VOMITING on my computer! If I wanted to really make myself VOMIT, I would have just looked at a GNU/picture of STALLMAN'S DICK!! Go bite a dick. A big juicy one.
Look out or Stallman will GNU/rape you and force you to perform GNU/fellatio on his GNU/penis. Then ANAL COX will rape you with his -ac branch and shove his TCP/IP stack up your ass!!
More SLOP gets splattered across the Slashdot front page. Isn't that nice... SLOP! Complete, total SLOP! And, what does this have to do with ANAL COX? Isn't this his website!?!? C'mon!! Gimme the anal cocks! Now!
But Linux is still a GIGANTIC PIECE OF SHIT. The fucking thing just crashed on me, again. Trying to upgrade the Kernel... can't even DOWNLOAD THE FUCKING FILE before it blows itself up again. Wonderful operating system...
Yep, USian troll here. Over here they execute people for bringing cameras into the Olympics. Can't have someone deprive the TV networks of their copyrighted footage, now can we?
Better than what Richard Stallman does. He rapes people in truck stops and forces to perform GNU/FELLATIO on him. I'd rather have peanuts up my ass (even with a MODPROBE or two) than dirty GNU/hippie cock in my mouth!
I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COX was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did for the Linux kernel with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed.:(
I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COX was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did for the Linux kernel with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed.:(
Give it up. Didn't ANAL COX die in some freak accident involving goats, a rubber ducky, and the MODPROBE source code? Maybe he optimized it too much. Maybe he shouldn't stick source up his ass if he doesn't know where it's been. Go write about ANAL COX's untimely death. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LUNIX FAG icon. He won't be missed... Or something.
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I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COX was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did to little boys with his -ac branches of the Linux kernel, and with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed. :(
I want to FUCK your MOTHER with a MODPROBE! Yeeeeehaw!!!
I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COX was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did for his -ac branches of the Linux kernel with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed. :(
I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COX was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did for the Linux kernel with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed. :(
I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COX was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did for the Linux kernel with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed. :(
I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COX was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did for the Linux kernel with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed.:(
I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COX was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did for the Linux kernel with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed. :(
Dick Stallman only likes cox from ANAL COX. Must've been a different Stallman you were talking to.
This is complete SLOP. Thanks, man! I enjoy VOMITING on my computer! If I wanted to really make myself VOMIT, I would have just looked at a GNU/picture of STALLMAN'S DICK!! Go bite a dick. A big juicy one.
Bend over and I'll give you all the ANAL COCKS you could ever use.
Look out or Stallman will GNU/rape you and force you to perform GNU/fellatio on his GNU/penis. Then ANAL COX will rape you with his -ac branch and shove his TCP/IP stack up your ass!!
More SLOP gets splattered across the Slashdot front page. Isn't that nice... SLOP! Complete, total SLOP! And, what does this have to do with ANAL COX? Isn't this his website!?!? C'mon!! Gimme the anal cocks! Now!
Why is this operating system such a PILE OF SLOP!?!?!?! Why, why, why!?!?!?
But Linux is still a GIGANTIC PIECE OF SHIT. The fucking thing just crashed on me, again. Trying to upgrade the Kernel... can't even DOWNLOAD THE FUCKING FILE before it blows itself up again. Wonderful operating system...
Yep, USian troll here. Over here they execute people for bringing cameras into the Olympics. Can't have someone deprive the TV networks of their copyrighted footage, now can we?
Better than what Richard Stallman does. He rapes people in truck stops and forces to perform GNU/FELLATIO on him. I'd rather have peanuts up my ass (even with a MODPROBE or two) than dirty GNU/hippie cock in my mouth!
What the hell's the "Olympics"? Oh, right, that month-long TV commercial...
I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COX was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did for the Linux kernel with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed. :(
I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COX was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did for the Linux kernel with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed. :(
Give it up. Didn't ANAL COX die in some freak accident involving goats, a rubber ducky, and the MODPROBE source code? Maybe he optimized it too much. Maybe he shouldn't stick source up his ass if he doesn't know where it's been. Go write about ANAL COX's untimely death. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LUNIX FAG icon. He won't be missed... Or something.
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Use this instead!
Aaaauuggghhh!!!!
Yay! The NAZIS are using Open Source!!! Whoop-tee-do!!! Go SLURP A DICK, you dickslurper.
Where do I know you from? Oh, right, you were the one taking cocks up the ass from ANAL COX at the last open sores convention. Now I remember.