User: Serial Troller

Dupe post! How *DO* I do it?

On: Quantification of EQ Players

I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COCKS was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did to little boys with his -ac branches of the Linux kernel, and with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed. :(

Re:Anal Cocks. Dead.

On: Quantification of EQ Players

Awwwwww yeah! There's my old ANAL FRIEND! The GOAT MAN!! Yeah, baby! Show that pink ANUS!! Wh00t! Wh00t!! Wh00t! Wh00t!! Wh00t! Wh00t!!

This is a DUPE POST! How'd I do it? Ahahah!

On: Quantification of EQ Players

I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COCKS was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did to little boys with his -ac branches of the Linux kernel, and with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed. :(

Re:Anal Cocks. Dead.

On: Quantification of EQ Players

Where is the GOATSE.CX man!?!? Reading that lead to an uncontrollable urge to try to go to http://goatse.cx but IT'S GONE!!

Anal Cocks. Dead.

On: Quantification of EQ Players

I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COCKS was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did to little boys with his -ac branches of the Linux kernel, and with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed. :(

Re:I see the problem here

On: California Court: EULAs are Inapplicable in Some Cases

PROBE my anus with your MODPROBE and call me SPANKY!

w?

On: Is Comcast Intercepting Packets?

ANAL COX is intercepting my jizz packets!!

Re:I see the problem here

On: California Court: EULAs are Inapplicable in Some Cases

Holy GOATSE.CX, Batman! It's gone!!

Re:I see the problem here

On: California Court: EULAs are Inapplicable in Some Cases

Just because I want to see BILL GATES chained to a goat getting flogged by a dancing MONKEY-BOY BALLMER doesn't mean I'm sick. Of course, my overriding desire for pictures of naked 6-year-old boys doing the same thing might. HMMMM....

Re:Softman v. Abode, done TWICE before on Slashdot

On: California Court: EULAs are Inapplicable in Some Cases

SUCK ONTO MY PENIS, you bible-thumping hack for a troll. Drink the OPEN SAUCE from my MODPROBE, you.

Re:I see the problem here

On: California Court: EULAs are Inapplicable in Some Cases

Microsoft.com is a warez site!?!? Do they have PORN too? I want some hot Bill Gates PORN!

Re:Softman v. Abode, done TWICE before on Slashdot

On: California Court: EULAs are Inapplicable in Some Cases

Michael Sims should have his head dunked in a bucket of HORSE SHIT, be forced to eat printed-out copies of every piece of SLOP he posts to the Slashdot (after I spray each hardcopy with my MANSLOP), and should then bow down and SUCK ONTO MY PENIS. God-damned SLASHDOT NAZI.

Re:GPL?

On: California Court: EULAs are Inapplicable in Some Cases

I would have recommended a bucket of GNU/Horseshit.

Re:EULA's aren't worth anything

On: California Court: EULAs are Inapplicable in Some Cases

You've downloaded BOXES before!?!? What kind of SUPER LEET Interweb are you using over there? My AOL can't download boxes!!

Anal Cocks. Dead.

On: Using IR Lasers Instead of Fiber

I just heard the sad news on the radio. The #2 kernel hacker ANAL COCKS was found dead in his home this morning. There aren't many details yet, but it appears he died from AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION. Even if you never liked his work, you can appreciate what he did to little boys with his -ac branches of the Linux kernel, and with his MODPROBE. Truly a HOMOSEXUAL LINUX icon. He will be missed. :(

Re:infrared?

On: Using IR Lasers Instead of Fiber

I'll SLOP all over you for free! My OPEN SAUCE is all yours!

Re:i dont give a fuck

On: Using IR Lasers Instead of Fiber

Instead of ANAL COX, you should try out some of these new LINUS TURD BALLS! Much more fun to chew!

Re:Wow.

On: Preemptible Kernel Patch Accepted

Let me guess, he poked his ANAL COX into it, right? Did that fix it? Or do the Linux net drivers just smell like a combination of Dirty GNU/Hippie cock cheese and ass jelly now? Jesus...

Re:i dont give a fuck

On: Using IR Lasers Instead of Fiber

I already looked at it, and REPLIED TO IT. Do you like ANAL COCKS or not, you anonymous JIZZMOP!?

Re:Damn niggers

On: Using IR Lasers Instead of Fiber

I would much prefer to give you my ANAL COCKS. Right up your ass. I believe that's all you are good for.

Re:infrared?

On: Using IR Lasers Instead of Fiber

Had your mouth been wrapped around my COCK, you would have been given a special SLOPPY surprise. Thank you, and let me cum again.

Re:Plywood Fade :-)

On: Using IR Lasers Instead of Fiber

I need some ANAL COCKS! Know where I can get some ANAL COCKS? I really need ANAL COCKS if you know what I am mean. My ass aches for ANAL COCKS. I need it badly, so badly that I would use the ANAL COCKS of a newly born baby or the ANAL COCKS of a male goat!

PS Know where I can get some ANAL COCKS?

Re:i dont give a fuck

On: Using IR Lasers Instead of Fiber

Yes, it's total SLOP isn't it? Complete, utter SLOP. More SLOP than you could squirt a gallon of MANSLOP at. SLOP overflowing the front page. SLOP dribbling all over each section page. SLOP, SLOP, SLOP, and more and more SLOP!

Oh, and -- stop stealing my fucking lines!

Re:I ONLY HAVE THIS TO SAY ABOUT THAT!

On: Lab Develops Artificial Womb

I want to fuck YOUR mother with my big ol' MODPROBE! Now quit following me around, you HOMOSEXUAL LINUX USER!

Re:I SUCK COCK!

On: Stallman Clarifies Position RE:Gnome & .Net

Does ANAL COX suck your cocks?