You don't like the ANAL SEXORing? Why the hell not? ANAL SEXORing is a proud Slashdot tradition. Don't knock it. Or Hemos will knock you in your buttocks.
Actually, it's "Free as in 'spew the same patriotic gibberish everyone else does or get labeled un-American, anti-capitalist, Communist, or terrorist.'" But thanks for playing.
CowboiKneel would be there, along with Homos, so obviously. I'm sure Jon Katz would bring his harem of little boys we hear so much about; hopefully he'd share with the rest of us! And no Slashdot event would be completely without WIPO Troll throwing buckets of feces in people's faces.
...if only to punch each and every one of you in the face. And I'd probably piss in your food, too. Would you let WIPO come? I hope you keep the bathrooms locked.
The Anonymous Cowards will prevail in the end. You and your logged-in first-posting army will be crushed by their might. Oh, and fuck you, and fuck your sister. Just like I did. Mmmm...
Pudge? I mean it. You REALLY need to go down and suck my penis, right now. I'm serious. No, I don't want any excuses this time. On your knees, and SUCK!
...easy. All the anti-Microsofties are going to be frothing at the mouth and spouting their zealous gibber-jabber all over the place any second now. JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
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Anonymous Coward wrote:
"ThIs eNTeRNeT [sic] SiGhT [sic] iS GaY!!! LOL!! NeRdS = H0M0S Hahahaahaha"
You don't like the ANAL SEXORing? Why the hell not? ANAL SEXORing is a proud Slashdot tradition. Don't knock it. Or Hemos will knock you in your buttocks.
What is this CLIT of yours? Is it anything like your sister's clit that I had last night? Because that one wasn't any good.
But does your God make you SUCK that bigger dick of his?
What is this CLIT you speak of? Is it anything like your sister's that I had last night?
Actually, it's "Free as in 'spew the same patriotic gibberish everyone else does or get labeled un-American, anti-capitalist, Communist, or terrorist.'" But thanks for playing.
"under the Shah, Iran was a much nicer place to live"
Never heard of these guys, have you?
"The actual goatse.cx guy might show up."
Obviously CmdrTaco would show up at his own convention.
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CowboiKneel would be there, along with Homos, so obviously. I'm sure Jon Katz would bring his harem of little boys we hear so much about; hopefully he'd share with the rest of us! And no Slashdot event would be completely without WIPO Troll throwing buckets of feces in people's faces.
WIPO could bring a bucket of shit and periodically throw it at people. "Crapflooding" in real life. wh00t.
"Trolling on slashdot might be fun, but only real men can troll ACTUAL face-to-face discussions!"
I'd hate to see face-to-face "crapflooding." But I'm sure someone like THE WIPO TROLL would make it damned amusing, if disgusting.
...if only to punch each and every one of you in the face. And I'd probably piss in your food, too. Would you let WIPO come? I hope you keep the bathrooms locked.
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Why would you want to troll someone's cereal?
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Fux0r thee.
Well, register 300 or so accounts, and keep resubmitting your story (different versions of course) under each login. That'll show 'em...
The Anonymous Cowards will prevail in the end. You and your logged-in first-posting army will be crushed by their might. Oh, and fuck you, and fuck your sister. Just like I did. Mmmm...
What is this CLIT you speak of? The only clit I know of is your sister's. Well, your mother's too...
41.99999999997838091. The Universe is a Pentium.
So who programmed God? He had to come from somewhere, right?
Pudge? I mean it. You REALLY need to go down and suck my penis, right now. I'm serious. No, I don't want any excuses this time. On your knees, and SUCK!
Pudge? You really need to suck my cock.
...easy. All the anti-Microsofties are going to be frothing at the mouth and spouting their zealous gibber-jabber all over the place any second now. JIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
And pedophiles. Pedophiles use Linux. I use Linux. I should know.