I want to jizz all over their nubile, young bodies. And I am thinking of them as they looked in Full House!!! And I think Porn Counter and the hairy limey agree with me.
I heard THE WIPO TROLL plans to make a comeback soon. Seen him around lately? I keep getting pictures of flaming bags of dogshit in my email, I think it's from him.
Where's the news of the RETURN OF THE WIPO TROLL!?!? I submitted 36 different stories about that and you rejected them all!!! Still sore because Hemos left you for him, Mr. Taco man!?!!? Ehh!?!?!
HEY! Unlike you, ass-rapist-boy, I can clean up after myself! I'll wipe her off! Don't worry. WIPO won't notice a thing! Go bugger Linus, you stupid hairy piece of kernel hax0r shit. And leave the real fucking to real men like me!
I would, but I think Alan over there killed her when he penised her ass. She ain't moving. Eh, no matter, Mary-Kate's chained up in the closet. Be right back!
Quit yer whining, you dumb British kernel monkey. He'll be here when he gets here. I think I smell him. Smells like feces mixed with jizz. Aren't there any asses you could be buggering in the meantime? Or go oogle some more Olsen Twin kiddie porn.
PERVERT!!! Eh, who cares, pork the little tykes. I know I would. How about an Olsen twin - Slashdot troll gangbang? If we can't get the real Olsen twins, we can find ourselves some pics of them and have a giant circle jerk. How's my place sound, around 8pm?
Sure, then. You go masturbate and I'll wait around for OUR GOD to reappear. He won't be impressed to know you thought WANKING was more important than GROVELLING AT HIS FEET.
The WIPO TROLL left us because the Slashdot crew kept harassing him. Leaving SEVERED PENISES in one's mailbox eventually gets to you. Er, to him, to him. Not me, him. I'm not WIPO Troll at all. NOT ONE BIT, sorry. Get the fuck AWAY from me!!
But the real question is, would you let WIPO bugger your ass? You seem to be much more about Anally Cocking people than getting Anally Cocked yourself, Mr. Anal Cocks. Can you take it?
But all I see is ?????????.com. Fortunately this "superior" Lunix operating system's complete lack of Unicode support protects me from these evil hackers!
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Goat, pig, and sheep. My three favorite animals right after these. Mmm... excuse me a moment, must wank...
Where the FUCK is WIPO!?
I'll SPEL YOOUR LANGUIDGE however I fucking want. Hairy ape. Weren't you going to go bugger Linus some more?
WIPO Troll? Where is he? All I see is a torrent of on-topic posts. Where are the "faecal poasts"!?!?! I want my faecal poasts!!!
They do have real jobs. If "catching smoothe young boys for Jon Katz's harem" can be considered a real job.
I want to jizz all over their nubile, young bodies. And I am thinking of them as they looked in Full House!!! And I think Porn Counter and the hairy limey agree with me.
I heard THE WIPO TROLL plans to make a comeback soon. Seen him around lately? I keep getting pictures of flaming bags of dogshit in my email, I think it's from him.
Probably feels the same way you felt when you found out Jon Katz already has all the little boys he'll ever need, doesn't it?
Where's the news of the RETURN OF THE WIPO TROLL!?!? I submitted 36 different stories about that and you rejected them all!!! Still sore because Hemos left you for him, Mr. Taco man!?!!? Ehh!?!?!
I heard the WIPO Troll's coming back soon! I think I can smell him already!!
HEY! Unlike you, ass-rapist-boy, I can clean up after myself! I'll wipe her off! Don't worry. WIPO won't notice a thing! Go bugger Linus, you stupid hairy piece of kernel hax0r shit. And leave the real fucking to real men like me!
I would, but I think Alan over there killed her when he penised her ass. She ain't moving. Eh, no matter, Mary-Kate's chained up in the closet. Be right back!
WIPO, where are you!! I call you out!!!
Are you MOCKING my oogling?
Quit yer whining, you dumb British kernel monkey. He'll be here when he gets here. I think I smell him. Smells like feces mixed with jizz. Aren't there any asses you could be buggering in the meantime? Or go oogle some more Olsen Twin kiddie porn.
PERVERT!!! Eh, who cares, pork the little tykes. I know I would. How about an Olsen twin - Slashdot troll gangbang? If we can't get the real Olsen twins, we can find ourselves some pics of them and have a giant circle jerk. How's my place sound, around 8pm?
WIPO has an ass fetish. I have a foot fetish. No, wait...
Sure, then. You go masturbate and I'll wait around for OUR GOD to reappear. He won't be impressed to know you thought WANKING was more important than GROVELLING AT HIS FEET.
The WIPO TROLL left us because the Slashdot crew kept harassing him. Leaving SEVERED PENISES in one's mailbox eventually gets to you. Er, to him, to him. Not me, him. I'm not WIPO Troll at all. NOT ONE BIT, sorry. Get the fuck AWAY from me!!
But the real question is, would you let WIPO bugger your ass? You seem to be much more about Anally Cocking people than getting Anally Cocked yourself, Mr. Anal Cocks. Can you take it?
I sure hope so! And if WIPO is back, it would explain why I keep getting all those emails of pictures of flaming bags of dogshit.
WIPO knows how to mess this place up!
Is it true? Is WIPO returning? We need you, WIPO Troll!!
But all I see is ?????????.com. Fortunately this "superior" Lunix operating system's complete lack of Unicode support protects me from these evil hackers!
Slashdot was officially "laughed off the Internet" in June of 2001.