Springtime for Goatse and Jew Haters, Penisman is happy and gay. We're marching to a faster pace, Look out, here comes the master race.
Springtime for Trollers and Widening, Winter for Linux and GNU. Springtime for Offtopic and Turd Report, Come on, Trollers, go into your dance...
I was born in Dusseldorf, and that is why they call me Rolf. Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Troller party.
Springtime for FP and ANAL COCKS (Gun fires twice) Goose-step's the new step today (Machine gun fires) Bombs falling from the skies again, (Bomb falls and explodes) Windows is on the rise again
Springtime for Sarcasm and Insulting U-boats are sailing once more [woman's voice]: "Well! Talk about bad taste!" Springtime for Bank of America ATM Means... that... soon we'll be going... We've got to be going... You know we'll be going to... WAR!
I cannot stress this enough: You are a dummy dummy dumb dumb. Invest in cattle and noseclothes, they will improve relations with others as your pants melt off of your dumb body.
You have dumb in the head. Check your brain pan for problems, maybe scarring, blood clots, or rotten flesh. Please notify us as these problems are solved, I really care about you!
If getting advice from a person named Mayor McPenisman helps at all, I suggest you ask her on a "formal date" MAKE SURE you state "formal date." Don't pull some sneaky shit like pulling out flowers 'n' candy in the middle of a regular get-together. If you really, really like her, I suggest you get a new job as soon as possible or very carefully get her fired. Then lick her vagina daily.
Dear worthless person. Please die. Pursue a line of work that will get you killed and away from the computer forever. Try either deep sea crab fishing or coal mining. Thank you.
What is life like in Australia? Is it enjoyable? What about all the censorship I hear about? Is it really a problem? It sounds like a cool place. I know Foster's sucks as a beer, what are some good Australian beers? Is a Ute a good car?
sadly, the register has been going down in quality for a long time. I remember when I would actually read more then two stories per day. Now everything is just BOFH (which I never liked) and small-time news. Maybe their new US-based site will improve the quality.
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You are a malicious person. Firing people who fry the very fish you depend on will eventually come to haunt you when you lose the ability to feed yourself these fried treats. I suggest you find this young chap and give him the money he lost by being fired. The 20 dollars will go to a good cause, probably a spoiler for a Chevy truck.
You sir are beyond my help. Thinking that a reference to an ages-old advertising campaign will be funny, you have set back the course of evolution several generations. Try this: drill a hole in your head and pour acid into it. You may be able to kill the brain cells that led you to think that this is in any way humorous. If not, you will become Jeffery Dahmer's sex slave. Either way, works for me!
You ignorant cretin. Try to pay attention to what is and what is not funny. If you ever post something like this again may the hoards of hell forever torture your ragged soul.
Once again, excellent job pointing out a stupid, stupid post. Thanks for coming through, and if we get more people like you doing their job we might just be able to change things for the better.
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Springtime for Goatse and Jew Haters,
...
... that ... soon we'll be going ... We've got to be going ... You know we'll be going to ... WAR!
Penisman is happy and gay.
We're marching to a faster pace,
Look out, here comes the master race.
Springtime for Trollers and Widening,
Winter for Linux and GNU.
Springtime for Offtopic and Turd Report,
Come on, Trollers, go into your dance
I was born in Dusseldorf, and that is why they call me Rolf. Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Troller party.
Springtime for FP and ANAL COCKS
(Gun fires twice)
Goose-step's the new step today
(Machine gun fires)
Bombs falling from the skies again,
(Bomb falls and explodes)
Windows is on the rise again
Springtime for Sarcasm and Insulting
U-boats are sailing once more
[woman's voice]: "Well! Talk about bad taste!" Springtime for Bank of America ATM Means
I cannot stress this enough:
You are a dummy dummy dumb dumb. Invest in cattle and noseclothes, they will improve relations with others as your pants melt off of your dumb body.
Thanks.
You have dumb in the head. Check your brain pan for problems, maybe scarring, blood clots, or rotten flesh. Please notify us as these problems are solved, I really care about you!
poop.
you are dumb.
Thank you for your time.
I love euros!
Euros love me!
Lets give Euros to everyone we see!
Clams
Moothawsh!
Boner!
Nipple!
Cletus!
How else do dirty GNU hippes get their lunch???
If getting advice from a person named Mayor McPenisman helps at all, I suggest you ask her on a "formal date" MAKE SURE you state "formal date." Don't pull some sneaky shit like pulling out flowers 'n' candy in the middle of a regular get-together. If you really, really like her, I suggest you get a new job as soon as possible or very carefully get her fired. Then lick her vagina daily.
Dear worthless person. Please die. Pursue a line of work that will get you killed and away from the computer forever. Try either deep sea crab fishing or coal mining. Thank you.
No more to say when a person happens to be the Queen of France!
LET THEM EAT PENIS!
Shouldn't slashdot be MORE like this?
I mean fucking amusing links that people post for no other reason then to share knowledge?
Who cares about offtopic?
Who cares about whatever the hell the subject of this story is?
I care about frats that hire homeless guys!
Thanx for the props!
Give me advice about Australia!
What is life like in Australia? Is it enjoyable? What about all the censorship I hear about? Is it really a problem? It sounds like a cool place. I know Foster's sucks as a beer, what are some good Australian beers? Is a Ute a good car?
I want to know about Australia!
sadly, the register has been going down in quality for a long time. I remember when I would actually read more then two stories per day. Now everything is just BOFH (which I never liked) and small-time news. Maybe their new US-based site will improve the quality.
Ahhh
The irony of being moderated 'Redundant' on this point just seeps into my skin, adding years to my life.
Just remember that the only people who will lose their jobs are greasy losers who refuse to pay for deodorant much less actual software.
Mayor McPenisman regrets to inform you all that he did not get first post.
57% of Cock found.
Please remit for mailing address.
End of line.
You are a malicious person. Firing people who fry the very fish you depend on will eventually come to haunt you when you lose the ability to feed yourself these fried treats. I suggest you find this young chap and give him the money he lost by being fired. The 20 dollars will go to a good cause, probably a spoiler for a Chevy truck.
The pope better not hear this stuff. Elsewise you will be in for quite the shafting!!
Butter up the morals loosely!
Boo-Berry.
Simplistic cracker rye chips!
Jupiters knobby kness, man! Why don't you get the Swedish rope outside of the rickshaw!
Yahoo.!
Seeing as I can barely see tyhe screen in front of me, you are going to get an A- for this first post. Good work, catching me high.
Poonis.
Hey, can I make a request?
To honor my leaving college and seeking professional help, I request 'With A Little Help From My Friends' by the Beatles.
Easy one, huh?
You have made a Humorous post. Go to bed today knowing that you have made the right people chuckle. Thank you for being a pal.
You sir are beyond my help. Thinking that a reference to an ages-old advertising campaign will be funny, you have set back the course of evolution several generations. Try this: drill a hole in your head and pour acid into it. You may be able to kill the brain cells that led you to think that this is in any way humorous. If not, you will become Jeffery Dahmer's sex slave. Either way, works for me!
You ignorant cretin. Try to pay attention to what is and what is not funny. If you ever post something like this again may the hoards of hell forever torture your ragged soul.
Once again, excellent job pointing out a stupid, stupid post. Thanks for coming through, and if we get more people like you doing their job we might just be able to change things for the better.