Although the subject title is a little misleading, this is still an acceptable FP. Clever use of insults and swear words, and the listed E-mail address gives extra points too. A little brief for my taste, so I give it a B
You have tripped the switch. After seeing this exact same comment three or more times, I have decided that everyone who makes mention of this fact is a blistering idiot. Why attempt to add superfluous information to the already clogged "information superhighway?" Silence IS a virtue, one that many people forget to observe.
In the future, be so kind as to dig into your thigh with a rusty knife next time you wish to make obvious remarks.
Thanks for your time.
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You have tripped the switch. After seeing this exact same comment three or more times, I have decided that everyone who makes mention of this fact is a blistering idiot. Why attempt to add superfluous information to the already clogged "information superhighway?" Silence IS a virtue, one that many people forget to observe.
In the future, be so kind as to dig into your thigh with a rusty knife next time you wish to make obvious remarks.
Thanks for your time.
This comment will be copied and pasted to remind all perpetrators that they are scum.
Shame on you, AC. You approached the pinnacle of the Troll lifestyle and didn't even realize it! Next time you craft a clever and amusing post attach your name to it so that we may all bask in your glory. Please to do this for us all in the future.
First, excellent topic. You cut the fat and let us know your feelings about superiority over everyone. Next, username: lewd, yet interesting. It gives an overall interesting flavor to this post. Lastly, the actual text of the post. This would be considered the main course of the evening - that which a person might remember the longest. Too bad you tripped up this one. Although you are lewd to everything and everything, you forget to really realish in the fame and fortune that comes with first post. Try and tell the captive audience that you really are number one, and there is nothing they can do about it. Run in circles, jump up and down, do everything it takes to prove that every last slashdot reader is a festering asshole. If you need to write something beforehand, please take the time to do so. Sorry, but this post will not hold water.
I am very sorry to tell you this, but your presence is no longer necessary in this world. Linking to your own webpage allows others to see that you are a lame-o lamewad who needs to get his hitcounter to go triple digit. Please bury your body after you are done with it.
Excellent subterfuge. Your presence on the "wild wild web" is a boon to all who know you. Your fate will be sealed, though, when you trip and fall into goatse's gaping anus, choking to death with a mouthfull of colon.
As FP's go, this one is a dud. This one lacks any mention of the key FP insults. Things like open sores, FP d00d, and anuses. Kudos for making a very lonf FP, that isn't done to often. For the love of all things, try to improve your FP so that slashdot may become a brighter and better place.
Ah, I will with great fortitude take credit for this post. You see, before I acquired my employment as critic of the slashdot community I worked as a Troll. Trolling lost its 'zest' in the long run, so now I just berate everything around me. I find this to be very helpful to my spelling and writing skills and therefore a valuable thing.
You have spent far too much time replying to a comment on slashdot. Please try to remember that people on slashdot frown upon hard work, and will think LESS of you now that you have spent so much time crafting a response. Next time you get angry, try to sum all that anger in about 50 words or less. Comprehension is not paramount to this, and cuss words are accepted.
With great sadness I must inform you that most hicks actually have 4 teeth. This is an easily made mistake, seeing as the forth tooth is stored way in back as a kind of emergency tool. Making a fallacy such as this one is allowable, so continue about your business.
Once again, an ally in the quest to humiliate all those who deserve humiliation comes to my aid. Thank you for insulting an incompatant jackass and winning my favor. You most likely have a bold and interesting odor.
Excuse me, but do you think that such a simple statment will allow you to live forever? You must work with the most diligance possible. Probably you will soon be cremated and placed in an urn, but until then try to have something inter4esting on file when you get a FP.
Most kind and generous sir: Your use of the english language baffles me. You imply a definition of the phrase "cell phone" and then modify that definition to apply to a land-line.
Since I am feeling generous, you will escape with a simple warning to think about the fate of the human race next time you post.
Thank you for not posting absoulte stupidity on slashdot.
I am sorry, but you have made the error of writing too many words. Please be so kind as to shorten you next post so that people who are somewhat intoxicated can still read you ramblings. The easiest way to do this is to write one word where two would normally go. Thank you.
I am sorry, kind sir. You have failed to point out that you are a first post. Please be so kind as to inform your local congressman that you have a four lane highway running through your anus.
You are obviously insane. Please call a local police-station, fire department or Ronald McDonald abused women's shelter and turn yourself in to end the manhunt. They would have caught you anyway. I mean leaving half your face inside that dead hooker might not have been the best idea.
You have taken a potentially funny remark and somehow ruined it be badly phrasing it. I suggest you take a regular rhetoric class at a local college, or barring that, as much drain cleaner as possible.
Thank you for posting an interesting tidbit on slashdot. Offtopic posts give us all the freedom to share interesting things. Please continue doing so, for the sake of the few capable people who read slashdot.
This comment is not worth my time. All you have done is make an obvious remark with no attempt at the subtleties that is necessary to create that wonderous thing we all call humor.
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Although the subject title is a little misleading, this is still an acceptable FP. Clever use of insults and swear words, and the listed E-mail address gives extra points too. A little brief for my taste, so I give it a B
Simple, yet elegant. You didn't overstate anything, and you made your point.
I give this FP a B+
You must have faith in mankind. Why would you do work when you can easily allow others to do it for you??
You are still absoulte scum.
Thank you for your time.
You have tripped the switch. After seeing this exact same comment three or more times, I have decided that everyone who makes mention of this fact is a blistering idiot. Why attempt to add superfluous information to the already clogged "information superhighway?" Silence IS a virtue, one that many people forget to observe.
In the future, be so kind as to dig into your thigh with a rusty knife next time you wish to make obvious remarks.
Thanks for your time.
This comment will be copied and pasted to remind all perpetrators that they are scum.
You have tripped the switch. After seeing this exact same comment three or more times, I have decided that everyone who makes mention of this fact is a blistering idiot. Why attempt to add superfluous information to the already clogged "information superhighway?" Silence IS a virtue, one that many people forget to observe.
In the future, be so kind as to dig into your thigh with a rusty knife next time you wish to make obvious remarks.
Thanks for your time.
This comment will be copied and pasted to remind all perpetrators that they are scum.
Shame on you, AC. You approached the pinnacle of the Troll lifestyle and didn't even realize it! Next time you craft a clever and amusing post attach your name to it so that we may all bask in your glory. Please to do this for us all in the future.
Lets take this post piece by piece.
First, excellent topic. You cut the fat and let us know your feelings about superiority over everyone. Next, username: lewd, yet interesting. It gives an overall interesting flavor to this post. Lastly, the actual text of the post. This would be considered the main course of the evening - that which a person might remember the longest. Too bad you tripped up this one. Although you are lewd to everything and everything, you forget to really realish in the fame and fortune that comes with first post. Try and tell the captive audience that you really are number one, and there is nothing they can do about it. Run in circles, jump up and down, do everything it takes to prove that every last slashdot reader is a festering asshole. If you need to write something beforehand, please take the time to do so. Sorry, but this post will not hold water.
I give it a C.
I am very sorry to tell you this, but your presence is no longer necessary in this world. Linking to your own webpage allows others to see that you are a lame-o lamewad who needs to get his hitcounter to go triple digit.
Please bury your body after you are done with it.
Excellent subterfuge. Your presence on the "wild wild web" is a boon to all who know you. Your fate will be sealed, though, when you trip and fall into goatse's gaping anus, choking to death with a mouthfull of colon.
As FP's go, this one is a dud. This one lacks any mention of the key FP insults. Things like open sores, FP d00d, and anuses. Kudos for making a very lonf FP, that isn't done to often. For the love of all things, try to improve your FP so that slashdot may become a brighter and better place.
I give this one a D
Ah, I will with great fortitude take credit for this post. You see, before I acquired my employment as critic of the slashdot community I worked as a Troll. Trolling lost its 'zest' in the long run, so now I just berate everything around me. I find this to be very helpful to my spelling and writing skills and therefore a valuable thing.
But I still love penis.
Blowjobs.
You have spent far too much time replying to a comment on slashdot. Please try to remember that people on slashdot frown upon hard work, and will think LESS of you now that you have spent so much time crafting a response. Next time you get angry, try to sum all that anger in about 50 words or less. Comprehension is not paramount to this, and cuss words are accepted.
Thank you for playing, see you tomorrow.
You truly know where you are going in life. Today will be a 6. Try and do new things for a change, and godammit, lay off the airplane glue!
With great sadness I must inform you that most hicks actually have 4 teeth. This is an easily made mistake, seeing as the forth tooth is stored way in back as a kind of emergency tool. Making a fallacy such as this one is allowable, so continue about your business.
Good day.
Once again, an ally in the quest to humiliate all those who deserve humiliation comes to my aid. Thank you for insulting an incompatant jackass and winning my favor. You most likely have a bold and interesting odor.
Enjoy fruitful labor my sparkling friend.
Excuse me, but do you think that such a simple statment will allow you to live forever? You must work with the most diligance possible. Probably you will soon be cremated and placed in an urn, but until then try to have something inter4esting on file when you get a FP.
I give your FP an F.
You submit to the spackling of dough.
Most kind and generous sir:
Your use of the english language baffles me. You imply a definition of the phrase "cell phone" and then modify that definition to apply to a land-line.
Since I am feeling generous, you will escape with a simple warning to think about the fate of the human race next time you post.
Thank you for not posting absoulte stupidity on slashdot.
Kind sir.
I am sorry, but you have made the error of writing too many words. Please be so kind as to shorten you next post so that people who are somewhat intoxicated can still read you ramblings. The easiest way to do this is to write one word where two would normally go. Thank you.
I am sorry, kind sir. You have failed to point out that you are a first post. Please be so kind as to inform your local congressman that you have a four lane highway running through your anus.
Ohayo gosaimass.
You are a doughy dumb-dumb.
Please castrate yourself and eliminate any offspring that you know of. All other children of yours will surely off themselves in a Darwinistic manner.
The rest of your life will be filled with failure after failure until you admit that you are causing all the misery on Earth and just give up.
You are obviously insane. Please call a local police-station, fire department or Ronald McDonald abused women's shelter and turn yourself in to end the manhunt. They would have caught you anyway. I mean leaving half your face inside that dead hooker might not have been the best idea.
You have taken a potentially funny remark and somehow ruined it be badly phrasing it. I suggest you take a regular rhetoric class at a local college, or barring that, as much drain cleaner as possible.
Thank you for posting an interesting tidbit on slashdot. Offtopic posts give us all the freedom to share interesting things. Please continue doing so, for the sake of the few capable people who read slashdot.
penis.
excellent ownage, any work you can do to make my job of pointing out horrendous amounts of stupidity is appreciated.
Thank you for your hard work.
This comment is not worth my time. All you have done is make an obvious remark with no attempt at the subtleties that is necessary to create that wonderous thing we all call humor.
I give this post a D