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  1. Re:Help, please! on Industry-Standard VOIP Phone Using All Free Software · · Score: -1

    But it is too late! I have no penis to wank! My penis is a burnt stump!! Does anyone have a penis I may borrow? I promise I'll return it eventually. I wouldn't ask, but Anal Cox is really in the mood right now...

  2. Suck on FreeBSD 4.6 · · Score: -1

    Suck onto my 8=========D ...!
    Thank you.

  3. Heeeeeeeeeelp!! on Why isn't WiFi Used for Voice Anymore? · · Score: -1

    My penis is ablaze! Someone set it on fire! Help!!!

  4. Help, please! on Industry-Standard VOIP Phone Using All Free Software · · Score: -1

    My penis is on fire! Help!

  5. Re:What is Type Enforcement? on LWN on the Patent Encumbrence of SELinux · · Score: -1, Troll

    "Type enforcement" is when they shove a char* so far up your ass it'll pop out your nostrils. Trust me, that * hurts like hell, too.

  6. Re:GPL Section 7 on LWN on the Patent Encumbrence of SELinux · · Score: -1, Troll

    "Wouldn't section 7 cover it?"

    Thanks for posting! We haven't seen that posted THIRTY FUCKING TIMES ALREADY!! Ugh, why did I let you idiots even play with my kernel?

  7. Re:And... on Unix Shell-Scripting Malware · · Score: -1, Troll

    I clicked on your MANMEAT linking hoping to find myself some flamingly homosexual YOUNG BOYS but all I saw was some damned portal site. Where are the FAGGOTS!?!?

  8. Re:POWER TO THE CLITS! on Unix Shell-Scripting Malware · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hello,

    My name is Linus; you might remember me from such projects as the Linux kernel (what a mess, I'd rather not talk about it). Even though I, and my faithful life partner Anal Cox, are RAVING, FLAMING HOMOSEXUALS, would I be able to join your CLIT organisation? You can bugger my ass as long as you'd like.

  9. Hi on Unix Shell-Scripting Malware · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hi, I would very much like my ANUS BUGGERED by several strong men. Anal Cox just doesn't cut it for me anymore. Any of you SLASHDOT STALLIONS up for a little game of fudgepacking?