THE TROLL POLKA (ARSCHFICKEN MIT ZIEGEN)By Serial Troller
Is das nicht ein early post?
Ja! Das ist mein early post!
Is das nicht ein Goatse ghost?
Ja! Das ist mein Goatse ghost!
Early post, Goatse ghost,
Oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne,
Slashdot sucks!
Is das post at minus one?
Ja! Das ist at minus one!
Is das trolling so much fun?
Ja! Das trolling is so fun!
Minus one, trolling fun,
Early post, Goatse ghost,
Oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne,
Slashdot sucks!
Is das nicht ein big crapflood?
Ja! Das ist mein big crapflood!
Is it worthless Linux FUD?
Ja! Das ist mein Linux FUD!
Big crapflood, Linux FUD,
Minus one, trolling fun,
Early post, Goatse ghost,
Oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne,
Slashdot sucks!
Is das nicht der CowBoiKneel?
Ja! Das ist der CowBoiKneel!
Is dis nicht his manchode meal?
Ja! Das ist his manchode meal!
CowBoiKneel, manchode meal,
Big crapflood, Linux FUD,
Minus one, trolling fun,
Early post, Goatse ghost,
Oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne,
Slashdot sucks!
Is das nicht ein WIPO Troll?
Ja! Das ist der WIPO Troll!
Is das nicht ein Goatse hole?
Ja! Das ist der Goatse hole!
WIPO Troll, Goatse hole,
CowBoiKneel, manchode meal,
Big crapflood, Linux FUD,
Minus one, trolling fun,Early post, Goatse ghost,
Oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne,
Slashdot sucks!
Is das nicht Jon Katz slave boys?
Ja! Das ist Jon Katz slave boys!
Und arent they Tacos sex toys?
Ja! They are Tacos sex toys!
Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys,
WIPO Troll, Goatse hole,
CowBoiKneel, manchode meal,
Big crapflood, Linux FUD,
Minus one, trolling fun,
Early post, Goatse ghost,
Oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne,
Slashdot sucks!
Is das nicht ein trolltalk thread?
Ja! Das ist ein trolltalk thread!
Is it nicht now FUCKING DEAD?
Ja! Is really FUCKING DEAD!
Trolltalk thread, FUCKING DEAD,
Katz slave boys, Robs sex toys,
WIPO Troll, Goatse hole,
CowBoiKneel, manchode meal,
Big crapflood, Linux FUD,
Minus one, trolling fun,
Early post, Goatse ghost,
Oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne,
Oh, du schöne,
Slashdot sucks!
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Change Log:
Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
Finally think I have
goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?
You, sir, frighten and disgust me, and I must say I would never allow you to dispense a single Pez candy for me. Additionally, you're a rude, vile, and downright noxious human being, and I'm beginning to think that you are stalking me.
I'd ask you exactly how you dispense your pez, Goatse Pez Dispenser, but I'm far too afraid to actually find out. Just answer one question. Do they come out covered in anal jelly?
"Katz was 45 at the time of his death, the cause of which is not yet known."
I think the little boy bit his dick off. The cause was massive blood loss. Maybe these damned priests will learn from their mistakes and start sodomizing the kids up the other end from now on. Mmmm, smooth little boy ass...
Re:the nerve, the nerve
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Hey again, getter_85. If you're not interested in HOT PENGUIN SEX we can always go FUCK SOME GOATS OR SOMETHING. You like goats, right? How about little kids? Alan Cox has the Olsen Twins locked up in his closet...
I didn't write the Linux kernel. My lifelong lover Alan Cox employed 65,536 monkeys to bang out a new operating system. Unfortunately he ended up buttfucking them all to death, being the zoeophile that he is, so he ended up hiring himself another 65,536 monkeys -- er, "Kernel hackers" -- to write it for him. I don't know where this story was supposed to be going when I started writing it, but it had something to do with Linux and homoeroticism, but now I forget... you racist pig!!
My only contribution was the "Lee Nucks" name, and the dev_homo.o device driver.
YESTERDAY we were at war with the MPAA, today we are not. Today we LOVE the MPAA, and we have always LOVED the MPAA. They provide us with our much-needed prolefeed. TOMORROW we will once again be at war with the MPAA, and we will have ALWAYS been at war with the MPAA. If any of this is confusing, please report to the Slashdot Ministry of Truth in CowBoiKneel's basement immediately.
What the hell you got against my last name, boy? That was my daddy's name!! Seriously, you think someone couldn't have a last name like "Turd Balls"? Perhaps you've never heard of Robert "Commander Taco"? I happen to have a personal friend named Jonathan Smallfirmbeansof-Faeces. Racist!!
Oh, and.... thanks for replying. I'm a troll in serious need of attention -- LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! -- and you have just allowed me to cream my pants in delight. I creamed all over the place. Wanna see?
When Microsoft espouses Security through Obscurity: Stupid! Stupid! We must tell everyone about our bugs! The code will be soooooooo much safer if everyone knows what's wrong with it!! Blah blah! blaaaaaaaaah!!! Blahhbity blah!!!! They're just trying to hide their shitty software behind some pathetic excuses!!! Blaaaaahahahahah!!!
When other companies You Don't Like start reporting bug reports in your precious open source programs: Oh, it's just a fucking marketing ploy to make us look bad! The bug report's useless!!! It's not even correct! The patch is wrong, too! They're just trying to push their agenda!!! Blah blah! blaaaaaaaaah!!! Blahhbity blah!!!! They're just trying to make us look shitty!!! Blaaaaahahahahah!!!
Thanks for making my day.
Re:Lies, lies, all lies!
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Kernel 2.5.22
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· Score: -1
Of course I'm an idiot, I admit that -- my actions have helped literally hundreds of pedophiles molest, rape, and kill God only knows how many innocent children. They use filesystem-level encryption to hide their kiddie porn. They use secure IM programs to lure innocent children to their homes where they rape and murder them. They use Open Source server and p2p programs to trade their kiddie porn. And it's all Linux's fault.
Linux is over with. I'm sorry. The end.
*fart* Sorry.
Lies, lies, all lies!
on
Kernel 2.5.22
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· Score: -1, Troll
This is a blatant lie. There is no Linux 2.5.22, I scrapped the whole Linux project two weeks ago when I realized most Linux users were either pedophiles or terrorists. Did you know Linux helps people hide their child pornography... or their plans to bomb America?!?!!?
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Change Log:
© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.
You do not. I killed the other guy. The bushes outside your house weren't big enough to hold two people, AND he tried to steal my binoculars.
You, sir, frighten and disgust me, and I must say I would never allow you to dispense a single Pez candy for me. Additionally, you're a rude, vile, and downright noxious human being, and I'm beginning to think that you are stalking me.
I salute you, sir.
No chocolate?
I agree with this post.
.
.
.
Does that entitle me to some sweaty little-boy sex now?
Note to self: Next time, remember to use the other end. Anuses do not have teeth.
I'd ask you exactly how you dispense your pez, Goatse Pez Dispenser, but I'm far too afraid to actually find out. Just answer one question. Do they come out covered in anal jelly?
"Katz was 45 at the time of his death, the cause of which is not yet known."
I think the little boy bit his dick off. The cause was massive blood loss. Maybe these damned priests will learn from their mistakes and start sodomizing the kids up the other end from now on. Mmmm, smooth little boy ass...
First radioactive post!
Hey again, getter_85. If you're not interested in HOT PENGUIN SEX we can always go FUCK SOME GOATS OR SOMETHING. You like goats, right? How about little kids? Alan Cox has the Olsen Twins locked up in his closet...
Hey, man. How about some HOT PENGUIN SEX behind the toilet in the men's room?
I want to rape little boys. Does that count? Wanna go rape some little boys together?
Click me harder and you'll get a thick, gooey surprise. :}
8========D~~~*
CowBoiKneel?
Every once in a while, someone learns... to love my big, hairy penis. PENIS!
Question: Are you stalking me? Stay back or I'll modprobe your ass!!
I didn't write the Linux kernel. My lifelong lover Alan Cox employed 65,536 monkeys to bang out a new operating system. Unfortunately he ended up buttfucking them all to death, being the zoeophile that he is, so he ended up hiring himself another 65,536 monkeys -- er, "Kernel hackers" -- to write it for him. I don't know where this story was supposed to be going when I started writing it, but it had something to do with Linux and homoeroticism, but now I forget... you racist pig!!
My only contribution was the "Lee Nucks" name, and the dev_homo.o device driver.
Pubic pubic pubic! Lick my pubic hairs and rebuild my kernel!
More penis!
What does this have to do with sweaty man sex?
*sigh*
YESTERDAY we were at war with the MPAA, today we are not. Today we LOVE the MPAA, and we have always LOVED the MPAA. They provide us with our much-needed prolefeed. TOMORROW we will once again be at war with the MPAA, and we will have ALWAYS been at war with the MPAA. If any of this is confusing, please report to the Slashdot Ministry of Truth in CowBoiKneel's basement immediately.
What the hell you got against my last name, boy? That was my daddy's name!! Seriously, you think someone couldn't have a last name like "Turd Balls"? Perhaps you've never heard of Robert "Commander Taco"? I happen to have a personal friend named Jonathan Smallfirmbeansof-Faeces. Racist!!
Oh, and.... thanks for replying. I'm a troll in serious need of attention -- LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! -- and you have just allowed me to cream my pants in delight. I creamed all over the place. Wanna see?
Teee heeheheheheeheeeeee
When Microsoft espouses Security through Obscurity:
Stupid! Stupid! We must tell everyone about our bugs! The code will be soooooooo much safer if everyone knows what's wrong with it!! Blah blah! blaaaaaaaaah!!! Blahhbity blah!!!! They're just trying to hide their shitty software behind some pathetic excuses!!! Blaaaaahahahahah!!!
When other companies You Don't Like start reporting bug reports in your precious open source programs:
Oh, it's just a fucking marketing ploy to make us look bad! The bug report's useless!!! It's not even correct! The patch is wrong, too! They're just trying to push their agenda!!! Blah blah! blaaaaaaaaah!!! Blahhbity blah!!!! They're just trying to make us look shitty!!! Blaaaaahahahahah!!!
Thanks for making my day.
Of course I'm an idiot, I admit that -- my actions have helped literally hundreds of pedophiles molest, rape, and kill God only knows how many innocent children. They use filesystem-level encryption to hide their kiddie porn. They use secure IM programs to lure innocent children to their homes where they rape and murder them. They use Open Source server and p2p programs to trade their kiddie porn. And it's all Linux's fault.
Linux is over with. I'm sorry. The end.
*fart* Sorry.
This is a blatant lie. There is no Linux 2.5.22, I scrapped the whole Linux project two weeks ago when I realized most Linux users were either pedophiles or terrorists. Did you know Linux helps people hide their child pornography... or their plans to bomb America?!?!!?
ADTI... biggest, baddest TROLLS in the whole damned world. Thus, YHBT. YHL. HAND!