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  1. I vote we wall off texas on Texas Health Worker Tests Positive For Ebola · · Score: 1

    and let them secede like they've always wanted. Then embargo the shit out of them.

    Texas sucks camel anus.

  2. mediocre eh? That's not even coming close to it. on A Critical Look At Walter "Scorpion" O'Brien · · Score: 1

    It's bloody horrible. It's so loaded with fake, unbelievable nonsense it's not even watchable. In episode one, they were racing a ferrari or a lambo or something underneath a jumbo jet, so that they jumbo jet could drop an ethernet cable down to a waiting hot chick who inserted it into a laptop. 2 seconds later they had magically retrieve a backup of the communication software for the fucking air traffic control towers. Which they then uploaded to every air traffic control tower in the country so they can FINALLY land all those planes.

    Aside from ogling catherine mcphee or whatever her name is, there was NOTHING watchable about this epicly bad pile of rancid monkey shit.

  3. Zero on AMD Building New GPU Linux Kernel Driver To Unify With Catalyst Driver · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Is the number of fucks that are given.

  4. Re:Technobabble... on The State of ZFS On Linux · · Score: 1

    burn.

  5. >> Linux supports it

    Allegedly. I've never seen it work right.

  6. Wow. Shocker. on Microsoft's Windows 8 App Store Is Full of Scamware · · Score: 1

    This just in: Windows users targets for software meant to DUPE them into doing something stupid! This and other startling revelations at 10PM on "News that isn't New!"

  7. applying patches without testing them? on RHN Bind Update Brings Down RHEL Named · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So unless I miss my guess, these patches took down your production DNS servers. This leads me to believe you are applying patches blind, without testing them.

    Serves you right. Submit a bug report and quit whining.

  8. assinine on Mozilla vs Debian Analyzed · · Score: 1

    this is completely assinine. don't these people have anything better to do?

    Are they going to rename every package in the pools? Just add the bastard to non-free if you're that farking worried about it.

    flippin debian, too much politics, not enough releasing.

  9. Re:FreeFox on Firefox To Be Renamed In Debian · · Score: 1

    Oooooh hoooo! Guy liiiiiiike! /GuyLedouche

    I 3 MXC

  10. Re:FreeFox on Firefox To Be Renamed In Debian · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I was pretty sure Debian's logo was trademarked. Is that free? This has to be some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard. Don't these people have anything better to do?

    Roll out a release instead of fucking with piddly shit like this you idiots. Debian used to rock, too much goddamn politics and far far too slow of a release cycle. Think they need less Chefs and more Waiters.

  11. Re:Well, then: on Firefox To Be Renamed In Debian · · Score: 1

    You sir, owe me a new fucking keyboard.

  12. who cares? on Laptop Thief Caught via AOL Login · · Score: 1

    If it gets someone's stolen shit back whats the big deal. If you're being honest with your own laptop its a non-issue.

    Now, if you're a criminal you might have a reason to be concerned.

  13. Sooo what...... on Israeli Ministry of Commerce Picks OO.org Over MS · · Score: 0, Troll

    Like 8 people will be using it then?

  14. actually the sitefinder page is kinda useful. on Resolving Everything: VeriSign Adds Wildcards · · Score: 0, Troll

    It appears to point out some simple correction selections that are click-able, and doesn't contain any advertising.

    Whats the big deal? Its a damn sight better than a plain "Site Not Found so Fsck Off" page.

  15. what customers think? on Gartner Says Delay Linux Deployment Due to SCO · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've had a customer ask me about this. I assured him that there's no legal precedent for this and that until a judgement is made we need not act. The lawsuit is based on allegations only. There is no legal basis to pay these bastards at SCO a nickel. Make SURE your customers/bosses don't fall for this fiasco. Speak with them and let them know that its far to early to leap.

    SCO must die, investors should abandon them for the scum that they are. Do NOT stop using linux because of this crock of shit. They refuse to provide clear proof of the violations, and in reality thier fight is with IBM, not the general linux user/developer.

  16. who cares on Microsoft Improves Its Licensing Terms · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Microsoft can suck my left testicle while taking a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut.

  17. well, not that u mention it.... on Military DNA Registry Used in Criminal Case · · Score: 1

    I was a service member, and had my DNA collected. I for one feel better knowing that (even now after the end of my term of service) that if I die, and for some reason my body isn't otherwise identifiable, the military DNA record will make it possible. Therefore loved ones will _know_ its me, so they can have a party (W00H00 the SONUVABITCH IS FINALLY DEAD!)

  18. looks a bit like on Ximian Evolution's New Clothes · · Score: 1

    Entourage.

  19. A woman goes to her doctor and says...... on Attorney Sues eBay over Negative Feedback · · Score: 0

    "Is it possible to get pregnant having anal sex?"

    The doctor says: "Where do you think lawyers come from?"

  20. yeah that's just what they need. on DebianEdu Announced · · Score: 1

    As is debian can't seem to release in a timely manner why add more fuel to the fire. Wouldn't it be simpler to accomplish the same thing with task packages? Why a whole seperate distro? I mean the base system would be the same, only difference should be the additional packages installed. Seems pretty silly to me.

    Perhaps some good will come of it, maybe some .edu(s) will donate cash to debian (not just bandwidth and such as the UofM does.

  21. Re:Other features on Robots Go Spelunking · · Score: 1

    putting things like roofing nails on C4 wouldn't work too well, you'd need to "Tamp" the backside of the explosive so much to keep it from basically vaporizing the robot that it would hardly be able to move. and it would be an incredible waste of the 40K USD to do so, and also very impracticle since a single human could move much faster and quieter, place the explosive, then get himself somewhere safe for detonation.

  22. Re:oh dear..... on The Importance of Being Debian · · Score: 1

    you damn debian user you ;-)

  23. oh dear..... on The Importance of Being Debian · · Score: 0, Troll
    "And by the way, Hewlett-Packard has chosen Debian to be their standard linux distribution."

    Those poor dumb bastards.

  24. so fucking what! on New Sony VAIO Laptop w/ 16.1" Screen · · Score: -1, Troll

    It'll still be a sony, it'll still be "Designed for Windows" and it'll still SUCK SHIT with anything else.

    Fuck sony, fuck them in thier dirty asses.

  25. Re:security on Wireless Registers May Expose Your Credit Card · · Score: 1

    IPSec would be the safe simple way to go.