OOG USED TO RUN A-SERVER IN OPEN-SOURCE CAVE. OOG FATHER SOLD MANY BAGS CAVE WEED to AFFORD BANDWIDTH COSTS!! OOG NEVER HAD to WORRY ABOUT TERRORISTS BECAUSE OF OPEN-SOURCE SABRE TOOTH TIGER PROTECTION!!! OOG SOLD A-SERVER TO GOVERNMENT IN EXCHANGE FOR 50 CAVE-HO'S!!!
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OTZI WAS OOG'S FRIEND. OTZI COOL, BUT KIND Of a PUSSY. REFUSED TO SMOKE CAVEWEED WITH OOG BECAUSE He SCARED Of CAVE-NARC.
OOG OFTEN IN FIGHT FOR TWO DAYS, BUT OOG ALWAYS WIN. OOG OFTEN MELLOW OUT ATTACKERS AND THEN BREAK HEADS WITH OPEN-SOURCE Cd!
OOG SUSPECT CAVEBOY GROK RESPONSIBLE FOR OTZI'S DEATH, AND FOR MAKING HIM GaY.
OOG USED TO RUN A-SERVER IN OPEN-SOURCE CAVE. OOG FATHER SOLD MANY BAGS CAVE WEED to AFFORD BANDWIDTH COSTS!! OOG NEVER HAD to WORRY ABOUT TERRORISTS BECAUSE OF OPEN-SOURCE SABRE TOOTH TIGER PROTECTION!!! OOG SOLD A-SERVER TO GOVERNMENT IN EXCHANGE FOR 50 CAVE-HO'S!!!