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  1. Re:Whole new meaning ... on Surgeon Says Face Transplants a Reality · · Score: 1

    Duke Nukem.

    Suck it down.

  2. Re:Yes ... on More on 64-bit Gaming · · Score: 1

    Quite true. I'm limited to a 1GHz Duron with 384MB RAM and a 16MB AGP Voodoo Banshee. Unreal Tournament is the only game I play, and it works fine. And I don't play it multiplayer, bot mode suffices for stress relief. One day I'll be able to sit on the cutting edge, but not right now :)

  3. Re:Yes ... on More on 64-bit Gaming · · Score: 1

    Meh ... consoles don't count :) I meant, I can't afford a brand-new 64-bit architecture PC machine ... not even for my server, which is just sad.

    I need to get off my ass and work more :)

  4. Yes ... on More on 64-bit Gaming · · Score: 4, Funny

    64-bit gaming IS moronic ... no way I can afford it :)

  5. Whole new meaning ... on Surgeon Says Face Transplants a Reality · · Score: 4, Funny

    Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Your face, your ass - what's the difference?"

  6. Re:rootkit my ass on Windows Rootkits · · Score: 1

    Congratulations. You discovered that I pulled a statistic out of my ass. Let's hope it doesn't stink up the place :)

  7. Re:LOL on Windows Rootkits · · Score: 1

    The. Name. Is. Du-MOSS.

  8. Re:rootkit my ass on Windows Rootkits · · Score: 1

    I have an awesome hat, and it would easily protect me from any ear-poison that should happen to fall from the sky.

  9. The Intergalactic Laxative on Interplanetary Superhighway · · Score: 1

    by Donovan Leitch of the album Cosmic Wheels, 1973)
    I was impressed like everyone when man began to fly
    out of earthly regions to planets in the sky
    with total media coverage we watched the heroes land
    as ceremoniously they disturbed the cosmic sand

    I awe with admiration we listened to the talk
    such pride felt they, such joy to be upon the moon to walk
    my romantic vision shattered when it was explained to me
    spacemen wear old diapers in which they shit and pee

    chorus:

    oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to there
    relieve you and believe me without a worry or care
    if shitting is your problem when you're out there in the stars
    the intergalactic laxative will get you from here to mars

    they don't partake like you and I of beefy burger mush
    their food is specially prepared to dissolve into slush
    absorbed my multi-fibres in the super diaper suit
    otherwise the slush would trickle down inside the boot

    you may well ask now what becomes of liquid they consume
    a pipe is led from penis head to a unit in the room
    the water is recirculated, filtered for re-use
    in case of anti-gravity, pee gets on the loose

    wherever man has conquered on the quest for frontiers new
    I'm glad he's always had to do the no. one and two
    it makes it all so ordinary just like you and me
    to know the greatest heroes they had to shit and pee!

  10. Re:It'll Never Pan Out... on Interplanetary Superhighway · · Score: 1

    Oh, I get it. That's a pun. Ha-ha. ;-)

  11. Re:Roots on Windows aren't as l337 on Windows Rootkits · · Score: 1

    most l33t scriptkiddies don't use -P0 when doing an nmap of a huge IP block. Because it causes the scan to take an enormous amount of time, for each potential IP. I'm sure a direct scan would yeild interesting results, but ... I dunno. RDC itself is far too useful for me from a business standpoint to not use it. And it's safer than (standard) VNC, in theory :)

  12. Re:I think ... on An IMDb for Books · · Score: 1

    "We can't stop here. This is bat country."

  13. Re:rootkit my ass on Windows Rootkits · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but at least they earned their status. ;-) I'd rather get cracked by Kevin Mitnick than by Joe Blow l33t h4x0R d00dZ. (Not to say that Mitnick could or would crack me, just as an example of ... prestige ... :)

  14. Re:rootkit my ass on Windows Rootkits · · Score: 1

    yeah, that's one way - although I suppose some Nazi system admins can even find ways to prevent that :)

  15. Re:Roots on Windows aren't as l337 on Windows Rootkits · · Score: 1

    What if you root remote desktop connection, or whatever terminal services calls it? Full GUI access. This is why I changed the port for it :) It was damn hard to find out how, though.

  16. rootkit my ass on Windows Rootkits · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can't a decent firewall counter 90% of rootkits?

  17. I think ... on An IMDb for Books · · Score: 1

    I think it would be difficult to post most "memorable quotes" from a book, sadly. At least, not without posting a dozen paragaphs of context :) (Well, I guess there are a few exceptions ... but in general, it might be difficult)

  18. Re:Well ... on Ask About Proprietary vs. Open Source Code Quality · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I meant, as far as "enforcing" code quality was concerned.

  19. Re:Yes on Slashdot Subscribers Now See The Future · · Score: 0, Troll

    The only guy with 40 billion ... probably doesn't read slashdot.

    On the other hand, maybe he does ... HI BILL!

    (and no, that wasn't a threat - just looks like a cool movie :)

  20. Re:Licenses on Ask About Proprietary vs. Open Source Code Quality · · Score: 1
    de-restrcitioning
    That word hurts my mind. Sounds like a near-decent license, though. (Right now you should be thinking "RTFA, loser!", towards me.)
  21. Well ... on Ask About Proprietary vs. Open Source Code Quality · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What kind of open source code do you prefer? GPL, BSD, or the "here, take it" license?

  22. Preferred Name on Australian Federal Police Raid Major ISPs · · Score: 3, Funny

    I prefer to call them the Federal Austrailian Police, or the FAP Squad. *fapfapfap*

  23. Re:A patent on aspect-oriented programming? on Slashback: Humility, Patents. Vapor.com · · Score: 1

    Can I patent trolling? I guess I can't claim prior art ... ah well.

  24. Re:Lose/Loose? on Slashback: Humility, Patents. Vapor.com · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    They can conjugate wang, instead.

  25. Re:Come on already on The Future That Hasn't Arrived · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://www.moller.com/