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  1. Re:because... on Sony's MMORPG "Sovereign" Dead · · Score: 1

    ** You have entered Tatoine_Desert_West

    /attack a_wamp_rat00

    ** Your multiphase transquantum fusion blaster hits a wamp rat for 3 points of damage!

    ** A wamp rat bites you for 6 points of damage!!

    ** You miss a wamp rat!

    ** A wamp rat bites you for 6 points of damage!!

    ******* Loading, please wait ..... *******

    ** You have entered Ewok_Village_Smeandor_Inner


    /shout God damn it! I have half an hour to get halfway across the galaxy to get my body back.


    Ummm...I can't wait.

  2. Re:Massive war? on Sony's MMORPG "Sovereign" Dead · · Score: 1

    > Give Saddam and Bush a good fight to the death,
    > and the winner take it all. I belive that would
    > be fairer.

    Yes, this cloying, childlike, tired joke is so damned original. Gosh, you're clever!

    And if Saddam won? Sorry, but the modern day "useful idiots" would be the first executed under his regime.

  3. Re:i dunno on Microsoft Sends Broken Stylesheets to Opera · · Score: 1

    > I'm inclined to agree with this for a simple
    > reason -- what other explanation makes sense?

    I'm not inclined. Why?

    They went to the trouble to build a separate page for Opera -- then never tested it? Hmmmm...could be...but I don't think so.

  4. Kuro5hin busts IE 5.0 on Microsoft Sends Broken Stylesheets to Opera · · Score: 1

    Most of the time when I scroll down a long article with hundreds of responses, the little rating selection boxes leave graphic artifacts all over the place.

    Liklihood of "accident"? Not too great, I'm sure.

  5. Re:About Time. on Dell Dropping The Floppy · · Score: 2, Funny

    A bunch of Little Lord Fauntleroys, are we?

    We had to chop down trees using the bones sticking out of our chopped off hands and lay out logs in the shapes of letters, randomly over and over again until we had reproduced the complete works of Shakespeare with improvements to no fewer than seven soliloquies. And we had to do this in no more than six picoseconds or we wouldn't get our heads sewn back on in time for dinner which consisted of wet kleenex that had rotted away three weeks before.

  6. Re:About Time. on Dell Dropping The Floppy · · Score: 1

    > Apple dropped the floppy FIVE YEARS AGO

    Leaving people high and dry. Guess what, Apple? Many people don't have network connections like the workers on your campus do. They can't just transfer or e-mail around their stuff.

  7. Re:About Time. on Dell Dropping The Floppy · · Score: 1

    That's what data recovery companies are for. You'll probably be able to extract data from a 5 1/4 floppy in the year 2525.

  8. Re:Get a Real SF Writer to write a ST Movie!!! on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 1

    - Space Marines
    - Female pilot
    - Fast planetary drops
    - "Bug hunt"
    - Powered exoskeleton
    - Hunting "bugs" through tunnels

    Try reading the book sometime. I, too, like to sin, fantasizing about how great carnal knowledge of Denise Richards' stinky places would be, but that's not what I'm talking about.

  9. Re:About Time. on Dell Dropping The Floppy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like I'm gonna burn a goddamned CD just to bring a Word file back and forth to work.

    "Oh!" says the Dell guy, "You can use a USB memory pen for only 12x the cost of a floppy [b]drive[b]."

    Buttheads!

  10. Re:Maybe Star Trek is dying? on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 1

    But the Andorian told T'pol that the Vulcans were running a spy operation when the other damn I'd love to lick Hoshi's big lips.

  11. Re:Killing Data on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 1

    You know, for a bunch of geeks, you guys are pretty stupid.

    Either that, or I actually have an IQ of one million because the solution is so obvious it's as if they hit you over the head with a cement filled wiffle ball bat.

    If only...there was a physically exact copy of Data, and if only that copy had had Data's memories and personality loaded into it just before Data's death.

    If only that had happened, but it didn't, so Data is dead forever. Unless time travel! Or Q!

  12. Re:I don't know why it tanked, either on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 1

    > The problem with the franchise is the movies
    > should try to create an epic feel, but the
    > creators seem dead set against it.

    With half-mile battlecruisers in orbit, starting out with a dune buggy battle fit for Waterworld or the original Mad Max wasn't cosmic enuf for you?

  13. Re:I don't know why it tanked, either on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 1

    > The animosity between Riker and the head Reman
    > was poorly contrived

    The Last Starfighter! That's where they ripped this off from. Evil bad guys lead by a turncoat from the humans. Actually, they in turn ripped that off from Battlestar Galactica, who in turn ripped it off from...

  14. Re:I don't know why it tanked, either on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 1

    > The dune buggy sequence was mildly exciting,
    > but entirely retarded.

    Entirely. If they're going to do action in Star Trek, have a healthy Enterprise slam the sh** out of some bad guy. Don't waste time with driving some high school autoshop projects over sand dunes on the back lot and shove it in our faces as "exciting".

  15. Re:Wake up movie people on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 1

    > Plus, the whole nosfaratu thing with the Remans

    Thank you!

    It seemed like they were a colony of Romulans from the talk, but when you saw them, they appeared to be a local slave race (which also doesn't make sense because life wouldn't evolve on a world that had the same side facing the sun all the time.)

  16. Re:Get a Real SF Writer to write a ST Movie!!! on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 1

    I'll believe that as soon as Alien 2 acknowledges Heinlein for Starship Troopers.

  17. Re:Wake up movie people on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 1

    > Never mind the fact that they send a security
    > team to intercept the bad guys when they beam
    > aboard the Enterprise.

    For god's sake, a simple "ion storm" stops transportation easily enough. How damned hard can it be to pump a few petawatts into a tritanium Van de Graff generator?

  18. Re:Wake up movie people on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 1

    Not mentioning (or worring!) that the signal might have been Lore is unforgivable. Hell, it wasn't until over halfway thru the movie that I finally convinced myself it wasn't a Lore trick.

    Lal died of a positronic neural network "cascade failure". Sob, now, along with Data and Lal's persecutor as Data's hands move like the wind to save Lal.

    Damnit! I forgot to add Rand to my list of hot regulars. She's at #3 just below Seven and Hoshi.

  19. Re:The movie sucked on a lot of levels on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 1

    > And yes, without Data there is not any way you
    > can make a Trek movie. So the future is
    > uncertain

    Oh for Christ's sake. Before I left the theater, I had figured out how they were going to resurrect Spock. Data is pure child's play.

    Hmmm...if only there were a perfect physical copy of Data around, and if only Data's complete personality and memories had been loaded into it only days before he died.

  20. Re:Wake up movie people on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 1

    Whoopi at least got to open her yapper. I don't even remember seeing "the boy" anywhere in that movie.

  21. Re:Wake up movie people on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 1

    > They don't all need to be the Captain Picard &
    > Data show.

    The Old Series: Kirk & Spock
    Next Gen: Picard & Data
    DS9: Quark & Kira
    Voyager: Seven & Mrs. Columbo
    Enterprise: Too early to tell. I hope to god it's Hoshi instead of that thing Tpol. Did Vulcans have poor plastic surgeons and psychological problems with anorexia in the future?

  22. Re:Dr. Pulaski druled, Big Red Ruled! on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 5, Funny

    One Fine Day At The Academy

    Wes: Bye, Mom!

    Bev: Bye, Wes!

    (door closes)

    Squadronmate Tom Paris: Damn, Wes! Your mom is one hot piece of ass. I would pound the holy hell out of her for hours on end.

    Wes: Shut up!

    Tom: I'm talkin' about burying a diamond class erection to the hilt inside old Big Red!

    Wes: Shut up you ass!

    Tom: I mean, what more could you want out of life? Is she a natural redhead, if you know what I mean?

    Wes: Shut up now!

    Tom: Damn, I'd like to go to sleep with her stink on me. I'm just gonna take this little genetic sample over to the bioclone lab and run a little...experiment.

  23. Re:I'd say the future of Trek movies *is* certain on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 1

    I took my son to see it, he was (at 12) old enough to finally appreciate a new movie.

    The best he could say was, "Well, the buggy fight was kind of cool."

    In my opinion, there just wasn't enough "cosmic" level story line. The other hope, human interaction, was rather silly with this Picard clone.

    What did that leave? Action? Bah, I'd rather pay $8.75 to see the thirty second falling-down-the-bottomless-pit fight with Gandalf and the Balroc than I would all the Star Trek movies together going back to, but not including, Kahn.

    You've gotta admit: that was some damned exciting 30 seconds (of flamer vs. flamer.)

  24. Re:I'd say the future of Trek movies *is* certain on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 1

    And 00berdorks^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Htechnically savvy people would take advantage of it to make clever jokes.

  25. Re:physics? on Meteorite Hits Girl · · Score: 1

    It's mass to wind resistance ration that makes terminal velocity. That rock is pretty light, and is poc marked, so will have even greater drag than a smooth rock.

    I'll bet it wasn't even going 100 mph, maybe 50 or so. If you threw it forward out the window of a car speeding on the highway, it would probably decellerate a lot faster than 9.8 m/s/s.