Actually, every few years there's an article about how this or that pr0n, including illegal stuff, has been checked out and never returned. (And, as you know, only Congress members may check out items.)
Lousy? It held my interest a lot more than B5, Farscape, or any other sci fi crap this side of a Star Trek series.
Heck, I may have even liked it more than Enterprise, largely because T'Pop looks kind of sickly and I wanna puke when I see her. (More Hoshi please! Now there's a PoA a man can live with.)
Lexx and Cleopatra 2525 held my interest briefly, but largely because of the big lipped babeage. Xeenia Seeberg r00lz.
Ehh, Thunderbirds reruns are more interesting than B5. The only sci fi more boring I can think of are old Avengers episodes, black and white, pre Mrs. Peel with Honor Blackmun.
In order for there to be a hot Slashdot girl, there first has to be a Slashdot girl.
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The Taste of Pain
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· Score: 2, Interesting
What's the logic of these researchers?
> Most [supertasters] shun foods rich in sugar > and fat...As a result supertasters tend to be > thinner... > >...most male supertasters enjoy fatty, sugary > foods and tend to be heavier
F*cking idjits. I would hate to think this is the researchers who wrote results like this and that it's some typically scientifically illiterate hack writer.
I recall a study from over 20 years ago where fat people tended to like foods heavier in fats than in sugars. Thinner people preferred sweeter foods. This was because fats packed more calories per unit than sugars, believe it or not. Fat people don't sit around on sofas eating cakes and donuts -- they sit around on sofas eating cheeseburgers and pizzas.
Did they have any other, less esoteric foods you might actually have around the house you could test yourself with?
> But, in order to accomplish that, you must > ignore your evil best friend, Adam. He will > bring you Warcraft II, which will consume an > inordinate amount of your time and eventually > lead you to Diablo and Starcraft. Which is like > heroin to you.
That's what the stock advice is for, dumbass!
I'll never forget the moment when I started playing Quake CTF (the original). I saw someone running by on a dark, small level with the glowing flag waving behind them. The choirs of heaven sang! I now know what all games through human history have been leading up to. Online multiplayer team-based, goal-based games. The mini-epiphany of free-for-all and team deathmatch fell away into boring dust like a Maya Angelou poem.
I'll never forget standing in one of the rooks of the castle in Tale of Two Cities (?) with the flag, awaiting the return of ours, while [One Man Clan] protected me, popping grenades down into the flag area like popcorn. phumpwonk phumpwonk phumpwonk! phumpwonk phumpwonk phumpwonk!
Instead of telling yourself to take karate, why not plant human growth hormone in your other self's food? Heck, wait until 2030 then go back and plant genetic enhancement for taller, stronger bodies in yourself?
If the goal is dissausion of fights, nothing like being 6'8" and 300 lbs. of muscle.
Oh, and don't forget to include genetic winky enhancement, too.
> Ignore public-school teachers, except the exceptional ones
Speaking of which, gather news stories of hot female jr. high teachers who boink 12 year old boys, then tell yourself to go hang out at those schools.
Come on, god damn it! You people have no imagination!
Actually, chaos theory demands any changes whatsoever, i.e. any observation whatsoever, would butterfly effect into different weather patterns, different effects on lives, and ultimately different copulations and thus entirely different people and future history.
And even that assumes quantum probability "wave collapse" upon measurement will collapse in the exact same way each time, even if no interaction occurs. I.e. two identical universes might unfold differently based purely on quantum randomness. (Which is an interesting thought experiment.)
Like I said. Fuck Debbie when you have the chance. She's gorgeous, better built in 7th grade than 99% of women are at 28, and has been following you around and staring at you for weeks.
Like I said, "Fuck the holy hell out of Debbie when you get the chance."
Furthermore:
1. Any god who lets torture and murder of children happen (ineede, knew it would be inevitable) doesn't deserve to be worshipped.
2. Once you acknowledge #1, concluding God doesn't exist is much easier psychologically
3. Any god who throws throws you into Hell for pleasurable sex also isn't deserving of worship. Have some balls and make these judgements.
4. Debbie
5. In early '90's, buy a lot of domain names like hot.com, fire, cool, ice, fuck.com, and so on. It'll be about $70 each per year or two, but it's worth it. Yes, I know it seems like a fool's thing to waste such immense amounts of cash as about $500/year on this now. Sell for 6-7 figures each in about 1997 or 1998. Avoid sex.com.
> 2.) At the first sign of emotional dysfunction > get to a counselor or shrink to repair the > childhood damage that will haunt you at middle > age....or just remember to fuck the holy hell out of Debbie.
Either that longwinded pontification or "Take that $50k you'll get in 12 years when you're done with that contract in Europe, dump into Chrysler at $10/share, sell at $70, dump immediately without paying taxes into eBay, sell at $200 after got knows how many splits in 2000 at the latest. Retire. Oh yeah, and don't forget to fuck the holy hell out of Debbie."
"When gorgeous, well-built (and I ain't kiddin'!) Debbie, who obviously has a crush on you, even to your dim 12 year old senses, flirts heavily with you, fuck the holy hell out of her.
"So, too, the other Debbie, and Theresa, and that cute frat chick in college, you god damned Colecovision playing dumbass freak!"
Indeed, the organism that bred successfully into their 70's (or 170's or 2525's) would be highly successful in an evolutionary sense.
These are two fighting forces in the dynamic gradient descent of evolution. The benefit of rapidity of successive generations in adapting to changes (both static and dynamic environment i.e. adaptation of your predators or your prey) fights against the evolutionary "wins" of continued reproduction of an individual decade after decade.
Indeed, the past 20 years have seen a skyrocketting in women having babies (or trying) in their late 30's and even thru their 40's. Some succeed, many fail. Those who succeed pass on their "late baby capacity" to future generations.
A dozen generations later, I have no doubt you'll see a capacity for women in their 50's to reproduce without drugs.
Montana, Scottland, Australia, I've heard 'em all. Throughout all cultures, men are universally given to taken an opportunity if they're sure no one will find out.
Re:I agree; sounds nothing but trollish.
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The Faded Sun
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· Score: 1
> Maybe I'll switch to Mac development, after all.
Yeah, there's a corner that doesn't exist at the sufferance of the Dark Overlord, dude!
> A player that hasn't logged in since April or > May 2002 is so far behind that any attempt to > play as-is would be hopeless.
That'd be me.
Standing there about 10 feet tall, weighing somewhere estimated around 3000 lbs., with the official Hammer of Thor(TM) in my hand, a spikey haired kid thingie about the size of Mini Me, hanging out on a sand playground complete with climbing blocks killed me.
EQ succeeded in spite of that company's many bizarre decisions, not because of them.
I remember playing the free download "Tanarus", OMFG, what a PoS.
EQ was about a half an inch from dying on the grapevine thanks to crap like book-in-the-face, and warriors who do less damage than almost any other fighter class.
I remember almost not subscribing until I found out how to be a "mouser" as in normal 3d FPS games.
In all seriousness, I decided I would wait for Duke Nukem 4ever to come out before buying a new computer.
My current computer is...wait for it...a PIII 450 with Voodoo 3 3000. It won't even run Trailer Park Tycoon, much less the two latest EQ expansion packs or Starseige Tribes II.
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Actually, every few years there's an article about how this or that pr0n, including illegal stuff, has been checked out and never returned. (And, as you know, only Congress members may check out items.)
Lousy? It held my interest a lot more than B5, Farscape, or any other sci fi crap this side of a Star Trek series.
Heck, I may have even liked it more than Enterprise, largely because T'Pop looks kind of sickly and I wanna puke when I see her. (More Hoshi please! Now there's a PoA a man can live with.)
Lexx and Cleopatra 2525 held my interest briefly, but largely because of the big lipped babeage. Xeenia Seeberg r00lz.
Ehh, Thunderbirds reruns are more interesting than B5. The only sci fi more boring I can think of are old Avengers episodes, black and white, pre Mrs. Peel with Honor Blackmun.
In order for there to be a hot Slashdot girl, there first has to be a Slashdot girl.
What's the logic of these researchers?
...most male supertasters enjoy fatty, sugary
> Most [supertasters] shun foods rich in sugar
> and fat...As a result supertasters tend to be
> thinner...
>
>
> foods and tend to be heavier
F*cking idjits. I would hate to think this is the researchers who wrote results like this and that it's some typically scientifically illiterate hack writer.
I recall a study from over 20 years ago where fat people tended to like foods heavier in fats than in sugars. Thinner people preferred sweeter foods. This was because fats packed more calories per unit than sugars, believe it or not. Fat people don't sit around on sofas eating cakes and donuts -- they sit around on sofas eating cheeseburgers and pizzas.
Did they have any other, less esoteric foods you might actually have around the house you could test yourself with?
Nah, evidently they snuck out to go Jungle Fever on their slave girlfriends.
> But, in order to accomplish that, you must
> ignore your evil best friend, Adam. He will
> bring you Warcraft II, which will consume an
> inordinate amount of your time and eventually
> lead you to Diablo and Starcraft. Which is like
> heroin to you.
That's what the stock advice is for, dumbass!
I'll never forget the moment when I started playing Quake CTF (the original). I saw someone running by on a dark, small level with the glowing flag waving behind them. The choirs of heaven sang! I now know what all games through human history have been leading up to. Online multiplayer team-based, goal-based games. The mini-epiphany of free-for-all and team deathmatch fell away into boring dust like a Maya Angelou poem.
I'll never forget standing in one of the rooks of the castle in Tale of Two Cities (?) with the flag, awaiting the return of ours, while [One Man Clan] protected me, popping grenades down into the flag area like popcorn. phumpwonk phumpwonk phumpwonk! phumpwonk phumpwonk phumpwonk!
OMG, nothing has been the same ever since.
Instead of telling yourself to take karate, why not plant human growth hormone in your other self's food? Heck, wait until 2030 then go back and plant genetic enhancement for taller, stronger bodies in yourself?
If the goal is dissausion of fights, nothing like being 6'8" and 300 lbs. of muscle.
Oh, and don't forget to include genetic winky enhancement, too.
> Ignore public-school teachers, except the exceptional ones
Speaking of which, gather news stories of hot female jr. high teachers who boink 12 year old boys, then tell yourself to go hang out at those schools.
Come on, god damn it! You people have no imagination!
Then in 20 years, go back again and tell yourself:
- Church was a waste of time (Sex good, gods who throw people into hell for sex evil.)
- Boy scouts was wasted time
- Rush is entertaining, but George Will is a god
Nah, it's all about keeping the old Willy straight instead of bending.
Actually, chaos theory demands any changes whatsoever, i.e. any observation whatsoever, would butterfly effect into different weather patterns, different effects on lives, and ultimately different copulations and thus entirely different people and future history.
And even that assumes quantum probability "wave collapse" upon measurement will collapse in the exact same way each time, even if no interaction occurs. I.e. two identical universes might unfold differently based purely on quantum randomness. (Which is an interesting thought experiment.)
Like I said. Fuck Debbie when you have the chance. She's gorgeous, better built in 7th grade than 99% of women are at 28, and has been following you around and staring at you for weeks.
They don't have bathrooms on Star Trek, you idiot! Have you ever seen one?
Whenever you have to go, sensors detect it, and beam the pee and p000p out of you.
The only place anyone ever even sees p00p anymore is on the holodeck when holo-Seven p00ps on your chest.
Like I said, "Fuck the holy hell out of Debbie when you get the chance."
Furthermore:
1. Any god who lets torture and murder of children happen (ineede, knew it would be inevitable) doesn't deserve to be worshipped.
2. Once you acknowledge #1, concluding God doesn't exist is much easier psychologically
3. Any god who throws throws you into Hell for pleasurable sex also isn't deserving of worship. Have some balls and make these judgements.
4. Debbie
5. In early '90's, buy a lot of domain names like hot.com, fire, cool, ice, fuck.com, and so on. It'll be about $70 each per year or two, but it's worth it. Yes, I know it seems like a fool's thing to waste such immense amounts of cash as about $500/year on this now. Sell for 6-7 figures each in about 1997 or 1998. Avoid sex.com.
> 2.) At the first sign of emotional dysfunction ...or just remember to fuck the holy hell out of Debbie.
> get to a counselor or shrink to repair the
> childhood damage that will haunt you at middle
> age.
Either that longwinded pontification or "Take that $50k you'll get in 12 years when you're done with that contract in Europe, dump into Chrysler at $10/share, sell at $70, dump immediately without paying taxes into eBay, sell at $200 after got knows how many splits in 2000 at the latest. Retire. Oh yeah, and don't forget to fuck the holy hell out of Debbie."
"When gorgeous, well-built (and I ain't kiddin'!) Debbie, who obviously has a crush on you, even to your dim 12 year old senses, flirts heavily with you, fuck the holy hell out of her.
"So, too, the other Debbie, and Theresa, and that cute frat chick in college, you god damned Colecovision playing dumbass freak!"
Indeed, the organism that bred successfully into their 70's (or 170's or 2525's) would be highly successful in an evolutionary sense.
These are two fighting forces in the dynamic gradient descent of evolution. The benefit of rapidity of successive generations in adapting to changes (both static and dynamic environment i.e. adaptation of your predators or your prey) fights against the evolutionary "wins" of continued reproduction of an individual decade after decade.
Indeed, the past 20 years have seen a skyrocketting in women having babies (or trying) in their late 30's and even thru their 40's. Some succeed, many fail. Those who succeed pass on their "late baby capacity" to future generations.
A dozen generations later, I have no doubt you'll see a capacity for women in their 50's to reproduce without drugs.
Actually, balls had nothing to do with it. It was test tubes.
So they're going to sue McDonald's for spiritual degredation, karma loss, or getting thrown into Hell?
Why not sue the dopey, ignorant, savage Gods instead?
> I thought that was Montana
Montana, Scottland, Australia, I've heard 'em all. Throughout all cultures, men are universally given to taken an opportunity if they're sure no one will find out.
> Maybe I'll switch to Mac development, after all.
Yeah, there's a corner that doesn't exist at the sufferance of the Dark Overlord, dude!
> A player that hasn't logged in since April or
> May 2002 is so far behind that any attempt to
> play as-is would be hopeless.
That'd be me.
Standing there about 10 feet tall, weighing somewhere estimated around 3000 lbs., with the official Hammer of Thor(TM) in my hand, a spikey haired kid thingie about the size of Mini Me, hanging out on a sand playground complete with climbing blocks killed me.
Actually, I'll take Cleopatra 2525 any day over that.
EQ succeeded in spite of that company's many bizarre decisions, not because of them.
I remember playing the free download "Tanarus", OMFG, what a PoS.
EQ was about a half an inch from dying on the grapevine thanks to crap like book-in-the-face, and warriors who do less damage than almost any other fighter class.
I remember almost not subscribing until I found out how to be a "mouser" as in normal 3d FPS games.
In all seriousness, I decided I would wait for Duke Nukem 4ever to come out before buying a new computer.
My current computer is...wait for it...a PIII 450 with Voodoo 3 3000. It won't even run Trailer Park Tycoon, much less the two latest EQ expansion packs or Starseige Tribes II.
And the waiting continues...