the fox lawyers would like to compliment Mr Anonymous Coward on his attempt at humour and would like to inform him that Mr McClure is in the process of Filing against him for Defamation.
yours
the Fox Lawyers (on behalf of Mr McClure)
Hi, Im Troll McClure
You might remember me from such Trolls as
linux is for fags
*bsd is Dying
and the sucessful Penis bird saga
today im going to show you all how to perfect the basic "microsoft is better than linux" troll.
first of all find a story that debates servers, or scaleability or any such related topic. the more clean cut it is that the microsoft solution appears to be the wors the better, although you can always post on any story on slashdot, because it is full of open source Zealots.
next you commit a plausible comment, something like,
actually, for the area im working in nothing beats a microsoft solution for speed of deployment.
Then go on to say something about the time it takes to set up linux and how its not user freindly, and how
when we tried to implement the linux system it took us twice as long to configure, and the servers arent as reliable as they were
make up some more statistics here
to go further, comment on the unreliabilty of open sorce, the bad customer support and the fact that anybody could modify the code to hack your computer (it helps to display a misunderstanding of the GPL)
do not go too far, however, as it will become less believable.
Hi, Im Troll McClure
You might remember me from such Trolls as
linux is for fags
*bsd is Dying
and the sucessful Penis bird saga
Today Im going to present you with excerpts from my brand new book "Troll - a way of life, a journal by Troll McClure"
This book, proclaimed "un-put-downable" and "delightful, exstatic, moving, a roller-coaster of a read" by many of the press is sure to
will revolutionise the way you live your life. an Excerpt from CHAPTER 1 how I got into it
It all started innocentley, there I was, reading away on slashdot, posting occasional comment to get up my karma beens when suddenly, I felt this uneering need. the need to have power, and cause pain, and make people respond to goads and nudges.
so I posted a post that said, "you know, I dont think microsoft is that bad...." the buzz I got from the replies was amazing, I had fooled the chimps into responding. it was electrifying.
After that i started to do it regularly, trolling for idiots who would respond and feed my urges.
Sometimes it would be silly, first posts, or penis birds. other times just crafty and devious...
To read more, please purchase Mr McClures book at Amazon
Slashdot Mirror
Hi, I didn't suck, you were tuned into the wrong station!
i rose from the dead as a changed man, i had become a troll
(you might remember me from such films as "zombies from the dead" and the "boogie woogie vampires")
the fox lawyers would like to compliment Mr Anonymous Coward on his attempt at humour and would like to inform him that Mr McClure is in the process of Filing against him for Defamation. yours the Fox Lawyers (on behalf of Mr McClure)
Im TRoll McClure
You May REmember me from such first posts as Fist Ps0t and Not just a first poster, but an intellignet comment!
First post!
This first post is now the property of the Fox Network.
Im Troll McClure
You may remember me from such Films As
Its a Cartoon superhero festival and japanese films, not just rubbish!
can i Would like to Announce that I am Playing the Part of AKIRA in the new adaptation!
Can Troll McClure post again?
I hope He can!
Im Troll McClure!
You might remember me from such Trolls as
linux is for fags
*bsd is Dying
and the sucessful Penis bird saga
Then go on to say something about the time it takes to set up linux and how its not user freindly, and how make up some more statistics heretoday im going to show you all how to perfect the basic "microsoft is better than linux" troll.
first of all find a story that debates servers, or scaleability or any such related topic. the more clean cut it is that the microsoft solution appears to be the wors the better, although you can always post on any story on slashdot, because it is full of open source Zealots.
next you commit a plausible comment, something like,
to go further, comment on the unreliabilty of open sorce, the bad customer support and the fact that anybody could modify the code to hack your computer (it helps to display a misunderstanding of the GPL)
do not go too far, however, as it will become less believable.
Ive Been Troll Mclure
H A N D
Im Troll McClure!
Buy My book today!
you may be interested in my new book too
excerpts atmy homepage.
Hi Im Troll McClure.
You may be interested in my book.
You might remember me from such Trolls as
linux is for fags
*bsd is Dying
and the sucessful Penis bird saga
Today Im going to present you with excerpts from my brand new book "Troll - a way of life, a journal by Troll McClure" This book, proclaimed "un-put-downable" and "delightful, exstatic, moving, a roller-coaster of a read" by many of the press is sure to will revolutionise the way you live your life.
an Excerpt from CHAPTER 1 how I got into it
It all started innocentley, there I was, reading away on slashdot, posting occasional comment to get up my karma beens when suddenly, I felt this uneering need. the need to have power, and cause pain, and make people respond to goads and nudges.
so I posted a post that said, "you know, I dont think microsoft is that bad...." the buzz I got from the replies was amazing, I had fooled the chimps into responding. it was electrifying.
After that i started to do it regularly, trolling for idiots who would respond and feed my urges.
Sometimes it would be silly, first posts, or penis birds. other times just crafty and devious...
To read more, please purchase Mr McClures book at Amazon