On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me Seven widened pages -lameness has me well and good on this one Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Eight grits on portman -lameness has me well and good on this one Seven widened pages -lameness has me well and good on this one Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Nine BSD dying -lameness has me well and good on this one Eight grits on portman -lameness has me well and good on this one Seven widened pages -lameness has me well and good on this one Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Ten poopers pooping -lameness has me well and good on this one Nine BSD dying -lameness has me well and good on this one Eight grits on portman -lameness has me well and good on this one Seven widened pages -lameness has me well and good on this one Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me Eleven Tacosnot faqs Ten poopers pooping Nine BSD dying Eight grits on portman Seven widened pages Six geeks compiling Five mens rings Four turd reports Three french fags Two goatse links and A crapflood in ASCII
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Twelve gay linux posts Eleven Tacosnot faqs Ten poopers pooping Nine BSD dying Eight grits on portman Seven widened pages Six geeks compiling Five mens rings Four turd reports Three french fags Two goatse links and A crapflood in ASCII
Doh!, Oh dear, I spooged myself Ray, Taco shoves it up his bum Me, Jon Katz, I love myself Far- out gay porn makes me cum Sew, my gaping anus closed La, french faggot anal pr0n Tea, a drink with Rohypnol! That will bring us back to doh oh-oh-oh!
From a distance Slashdot looks blue and green, And the Malda pale and white From a distance the the Jon Katz meets the team, And the choir boys take to flight From a distance, there is hegemony, And it echoes through the land
It's the voice of hope, it's the voice of peace, It's the voice of every man
From a distance we all have cocks stuffed, And no ass is in need And there are no guns, no bombs, and no disease, No hungry mouths to feed From a distance we are instruments Marching in a common band
Playing songs of hope, playing songs of peace They're the songs of every man
God is watching us, God is watching us God is watching us from a distance
From a distance you look like my friend, Even though we are at war From a distance I just cannot comprehend what all this fighting is for From a distance there is harmony, And it echoes through the land And it's the hope of hopes, it's the love of loves, it's the heart of every man It's the hope of hopes, it's the love of loves This is the song of every man And God is watching us, God is watching us, God is watching us from a distance Oh, God is watching us, God is watching God is watching us from a distance
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me Seven widened pages -lameness has me well and good on this one Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Eight grits on portman -lameness has me well and good on this one Seven widened pages -lameness has me well and good on this one Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Nine BSD dying -lameness has me well and good on this one Eight grits on portman -lameness has me well and good on this one Seven widened pages -lameness has me well and good on this one Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Ten poopers pooping -lameness has me well and good on this one Nine BSD dying -lameness has me well and good on this one Eight grits on portman -lameness has me well and good on this one Seven widened pages -lameness has me well and good on this one Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me Eleven Tacosnot faqs Ten poopers pooping Nine BSD dying Eight grits on portman Seven widened pages Six geeks compiling Five mens rings Four turd reports Three french fags Two goatse links and A crapflood in ASCII
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me Twelve gay linux posts Eleven Tacosnot faqs Ten poopers pooping Nine BSD dying Eight grits on portman Seven widened pages Six geeks compiling Five mens rings Four turd reports Three french fags Two goatse links and A crapflood in ASCII
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▓▒▒It has come░ to my attenti▒on that the e▒ntire Linux co░mmunity is▓
▓ ▒▓a hotbed of so called 'al░ternative sex░uality,' which includes a▓
▓n ░▓▒▓▒ ything from hedonist░ic orgies to ░homosexuality to pedophil▓
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▓, spokespervert f ░▓▒░▓░ or ░░░▒▒ ░▓░ the ░Gaysex's Not Unusual 'mov▓
▓ement' is an anagr a▒▒ m of ░mans c ▒▒░ ▓▒░ ram thrill ad. * Ala▓
▓n Cox [microsoft.com] is bar░ely an a ▒▓░▒▓░▒ nagram of anal cox whi▓
▓ch is just so filthy and unc░hristian i░ t▒▒░▓░░ u nnerves me. I'm ▓
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▓ nic homosexu░ al [goatse.cx░ ] propaganda░ d iat░░░▒▓░ r░ ibe T░▒ h▓
▓e Cathedral and the Bizarre,░ is probably ░an anagra m▒▓▒▓ o f s▒▓░o▓
▓mething queer, but we don't ░need to look ░that far as w ░▓░░▒ ▒▒ ░ ▓
▓e know he's always shoving a░ gun up some ░poor little b o░▓░ ░░ y's▓
▓ rectum. Update: Eric S. Ray░mond is actua░lly an anagram for second▓
▓ary rim and cord in my arse.░ It just goes░ to show you that he is i▓
▓ndeed queer. Update the Sec░ond: It is al░so documented that Evil S▓
▓icko Gaymond is responsible ░for a nauseat░ing piece of code called ▓
▓Fetchmail [microsoft.com], w░ hich is obvi░ously sinister sodomite s▓
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Doh!, Oh dear, I spooged myself Ray, Taco shoves it up his bum Me, Jon Katz, I love myself Far- out gay porn makes me cum Sew, my gaping anus closed La, french faggot anal pr0n Tea, a drink with Rohypnol! That will bring us back to doh oh-oh-oh!
I'd been a fag forever When I raped my very first boy I put my cock and the boys ass together I am Jon Katz, and I love big dongs
I suck the dongs that make the whole world cringe I suck the dongs of boys and lick their rings I suck the dongs so hard the young boys cry I suck the dongs, I suck the dongs
My cock lies within you And I've got my own place in your hole Now when I spurt out through me eye I'm young again, even though I'm very old
I suck the dongs that make the whole world cringe I suck the dongs of boys and lick their rings I suck the dongs so hard the young boys cry I suck the dongs, I suck the dongs
Oh my Katz spooge makes you dance Might give you AIDS so take a chance And I touched your cock 'n' hole so you can spooge Hot spooge fills my mouth, well that's a real fine place to start
It's from me it's for you It's from you, it's the best It's a world wide NAMBLA-fest
I suck the dongs that make the whole world cringe I suck the dongs of boys and lick their rings I suck the dongs so hard the young boys cry I suck the dongs, I suck the dongs
It's astounding; Time is fleeting;
Madness makes me troll. But listen closely...
Not for very much longer.
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the troll-warp
Drinking those moments when
The mod points would hit me
And the ban would be calling...
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
It's just Karma that's left.
And a bitchslap to the right.
Be logged in for the CLIT
You bring your trolls in sight.
But it's the crapflood thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
It's so dreamy, First Postness freed me.
But you can't see me, at, minus one
In another dimension, with crapflooding intention,
A new story, F.P. won!
With a bit of a mind flip
You're into the troll slip.
Your Karma will never be the same.
You're spaced out on sensation.
Like you're under sedation.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Well I was scrolling down the page just a-having a drink
When a troll of a post gave me an evil wink.
It shook-a me up, it took me by surprise.
It was an ASCII art, with the devil's eyes.
I stared at it and I felt a change.
Karma meant nothing, never would again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
It's just Karma that's left.
And a bitchslap to the right.
Be logged in for the CLIT
You bring your trolls in sight.
But it's the crapflood thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
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▓▒▒It has come░ to my attenti▒on that the e▒ntire Linux co░mmunity is▓
▓ ▒▓a hotbed of so called 'al░ternative sex░uality,' which includes a▓
▓n ░▓▒▓▒ ything from hedonist░ic orgies to ░homosexuality to pedophil▓
▓ia.░ ░▒▒░▓▓ ░ W hat better ░way of demons░trating this than by look▓
▓ing at t░░ h░▓░ e hidde n░ m░ essages cont░ained within the names of▓
▓░ s ome of Li░▓▒░ nux's ░▓▓ ░ most outspok░ en advocates:░ * ░▓
▓░ Linus Torva░ ░▓░ lds [▓░▒▒░ microsoft.co░ m] is an anag░ ram of s░▓
▓lit anus or VD '░▓L,' c ▓ l▓░ ear░ly refer░ring to himself by the fi▓
▓rst initial. ░▓* Ri▓░c h▓▒▒ ▒▓▒ ard M.░ Stallman [geocities.com]▓
▓, spokespervert f ░▓▒░▓░ or ░░░▒▒ ░▓░ the ░Gaysex's Not Unusual 'mov▓
▓ement' is an anagr a▒▒ m of ░mans c ▒▒░ ▓▒░ ram thrill ad. * Ala▓
▓n Cox [microsoft.com] is bar░ely an a ▒▓░▒▓░▒ nagram of anal cox whi▓
▓ch is just so filthy and unc░hristian i░ t▒▒░▓░░ u nnerves me. I'm ▓
▓░ sure that E░ ric S. Raymon░ d, composer ░ o░░▒▓▒ ▒▒ f ░░ the sata░▓
▓ nic homosexu░ al [goatse.cx░ ] propaganda░ d iat░░░▒▓░ r░ ibe T░▒ h▓
▓e Cathedral and the Bizarre,░ is probably ░an anagra m▒▓▒▓ o f s▒▓░o▓
▓mething queer, but we don't ░need to look ░that far as w ░▓░░▒ ▒▒ ░ ▓
▓e know he's always shoving a░ gun up some ░poor little b o░▓░ ░░ y's▓
▓ rectum. Update: Eric S. Ray░mond is actua░lly an anagram for second▓
▓ary rim and cord in my arse.░ It just goes░ to show you that he is i▓
▓ndeed queer. Update the Sec░ond: It is al░so documented that Evil S▓
▓icko Gaymond is responsible ░for a nauseat░ing piece of code called ▓
▓Fetchmail [microsoft.com], w░ hich is obvi░ously sinister sodomite s▓
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It's astounding; Time is fleeting;
Madness makes me troll. But listen closely...
Not for very much longer.
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the troll-warp
Drinking those moments when
The mod points would hit me
And the ban would be calling...
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
It's just Karma that's left.
And a bitchslap to the right.
Be logged in for the CLIT
You bring your trolls in sight.
But it's the crapflood thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
It's so dreamy, First Postness freed me.
But you can't see me, at, minus one
In another dimension, with crapflooding intention,
A new story, F.P. won!
With a bit of a mind flip
You're into the troll slip.
Your Karma will never be the same.
You're spaced out on sensation.
Like you're under sedation.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Well I was scrolling down the page just a-having a drink
When a troll of a post gave me an evil wink.
It shook-a me up, it took me by surprise.
It was an ASCII art, with the devil's eyes.
I stared at it and I felt a change.
Karma meant nothing, never would again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
It's just Karma that's left.
And a bitchslap to the right.
Be logged in for the CLIT
You bring your trolls in sight.
But it's the crapflood thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
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crapfloods and trolling and raping small kittens nice wider pages and wanking with mittens turd report packages tied up with strings these are a few of my favorite things
grits covered portman and ASCII art doodles ACs and CLITers and Katz sex with poodles wild trolls that fly with plus five mod scoring these are a few of my favorite things
when the ban hits, when I can't post, when I'm feeling sad i simply remember my favorite things then i don't feel so bad
Rob Malda chugs penis in fan fiction slashes taco snot over my nose and eyelashes BSD dying and that goatse ring these are a few of my favorite things
grits covered portman and ASCII art doodles ACs and CLITers and Katz sex with poodles wild trolls that fly with plus five mod scoring these are a few of my favorite things
when the ban hits, when I can't post when, I'm feeling sad i simply remember my favorite things then i don't feel so bad
From a distance Slashdot looks blue and green, And the Malda pale and white From a distance the the Jon Katz meets the team, And the choir boys take to flight From a distance, there is hegemony, And it echoes through the land
It's the voice of hope, it's the voice of peace, It's the voice of every man
From a distance we all have cocks stuffed, And no ass is in need And there are no guns, no bombs, and no disease, No hungry mouths to feed From a distance we are instruments Marching in a common band
Playing songs of hope, playing songs of peace They're the songs of every man
Rob is watching us, Rob is watching us Rob is watching us from a distance
Slashdot Mirror
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one
Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one
Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one
Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one
Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one
Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one
Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one
Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one
Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one
Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one
Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Seven widened pages -lameness has me well and good on this one
Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one
Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one
Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one
Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one
Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eight grits on portman -lameness has me well and good on this one
Seven widened pages -lameness has me well and good on this one
Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one
Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one
Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one
Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one
Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Nine BSD dying -lameness has me well and good on this one
Eight grits on portman -lameness has me well and good on this one
Seven widened pages -lameness has me well and good on this one
Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one
Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one
Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one
Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one
Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Ten poopers pooping -lameness has me well and good on this one
Nine BSD dying -lameness has me well and good on this one
Eight grits on portman -lameness has me well and good on this one
Seven widened pages -lameness has me well and good on this one
Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one
Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one
Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one
Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one
Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eleven Tacosnot faqs
Ten poopers pooping
Nine BSD dying
Eight grits on portman
Seven widened pages
Six geeks compiling
Five mens rings
Four turd reports
Three french fags
Two goatse links and
A crapflood in ASCII
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Twelve gay linux posts
Eleven Tacosnot faqs
Ten poopers pooping
Nine BSD dying
Eight grits on portman
Seven widened pages
Six geeks compiling
Five mens rings
Four turd reports
Three french fags
Two goatse links and
A crapflood in ASCII
Doh!, Oh dear, I spooged myself
Ray, Taco shoves it up his bum
Me, Jon Katz, I love myself
Far- out gay porn makes me cum
Sew, my gaping anus closed
La, french faggot anal pr0n
Tea, a drink with Rohypnol!
That will bring us back to doh oh-oh-oh!
to me? why thank you kind sir! I am deeply honoured!
hehehehe
doh! wrong file - bugger!
From a distance Slashdot looks blue and green,
And the Malda pale and white
From a distance the the Jon Katz meets the team,
And the choir boys take to flight
From a distance, there is hegemony,
And it echoes through the land
It's the voice of hope, it's the voice of peace,
It's the voice of every man
From a distance we all have cocks stuffed,
And no ass is in need
And there are no guns, no bombs, and no disease,
No hungry mouths to feed
From a distance we are instruments
Marching in a common band
Playing songs of hope, playing songs of peace
They're the songs of every man
God is watching us, God is watching us
God is watching us from a distance
From a distance you look like my friend,
Even though we are at war
From a distance I just cannot comprehend
what all this fighting is for
From a distance there is harmony,
And it echoes through the land
And it's the hope of hopes, it's the love of loves,
it's the heart of every man
It's the hope of hopes, it's the love of loves
This is the song of every man
And God is watching us, God is watching us,
God is watching us from a distance
Oh, God is watching us, God is watching
God is watching us from a distance
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one
Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one
Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one
Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one
Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one
Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one
Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one
Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one
Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one
Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one
Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Seven widened pages -lameness has me well and good on this one
Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one
Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one
Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one
Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one
Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eight grits on portman -lameness has me well and good on this one
Seven widened pages -lameness has me well and good on this one
Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one
Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one
Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one
Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one
Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Nine BSD dying -lameness has me well and good on this one
Eight grits on portman -lameness has me well and good on this one
Seven widened pages -lameness has me well and good on this one
Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one
Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one
Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one
Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one
Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Ten poopers pooping -lameness has me well and good on this one
Nine BSD dying -lameness has me well and good on this one
Eight grits on portman -lameness has me well and good on this one
Seven widened pages -lameness has me well and good on this one
Six geeks compiling -lameness has me well and good on this one
Five mens rings -lameness has me well and good on this one
Four turd reports -lameness has me well and good on this one
Three french fags -lameness has me well and good on this one
Two goatse links and -lameness has me well and good on this one
A crapflood in ASCII -lameness has me well and good on this one
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Eleven Tacosnot faqs
Ten poopers pooping
Nine BSD dying
Eight grits on portman
Seven widened pages
Six geeks compiling
Five mens rings
Four turd reports
Three french fags
Two goatse links and
A crapflood in ASCII
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Twelve gay linux posts
Eleven Tacosnot faqs
Ten poopers pooping
Nine BSD dying
Eight grits on portman
Seven widened pages
Six geeks compiling
Five mens rings
Four turd reports
Three french fags
Two goatse links and
A crapflood in ASCII
Doh!, Oh dear, I spooged myself
Ray, Taco shoves it up his bum
Me, Jon Katz, I love myself
Far- out gay porn makes me cum
Sew, my gaping anus closed
La, french faggot anal pr0n
Tea, a drink with Rohypnol!
That will bring us back to doh oh-oh-oh!
I WRITE THE SONGS
I'd been a fag forever
When I raped my very first boy
I put my cock and the boys ass together
I am Jon Katz, and I love big dongs
I suck the dongs that make the whole world cringe
I suck the dongs of boys and lick their rings
I suck the dongs so hard the young boys cry
I suck the dongs, I suck the dongs
My cock lies within you
And I've got my own place in your hole
Now when I spurt out through me eye
I'm young again, even though I'm very old
I suck the dongs that make the whole world cringe
I suck the dongs of boys and lick their rings
I suck the dongs so hard the young boys cry
I suck the dongs, I suck the dongs
Oh my Katz spooge makes you dance
Might give you AIDS so take a chance
And I touched your cock 'n' hole so you can spooge
Hot spooge fills my mouth, well that's a real fine place to start
It's from me it's for you
It's from you, it's the best
It's a world wide NAMBLA-fest
I suck the dongs that make the whole world cringe
I suck the dongs of boys and lick their rings
I suck the dongs so hard the young boys cry
I suck the dongs, I suck the dongs
It's astounding; Time is fleeting;
Madness makes me troll. But listen closely...
Not for very much longer.
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the troll-warp
Drinking those moments when
The mod points would hit me
And the ban would be calling...
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
It's just Karma that's left.
And a bitchslap to the right.
Be logged in for the CLIT
You bring your trolls in sight.
But it's the crapflood thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
It's so dreamy, First Postness freed me.
But you can't see me, at, minus one
In another dimension, with crapflooding intention,
A new story, F.P. won!
With a bit of a mind flip
You're into the troll slip.
Your Karma will never be the same.
You're spaced out on sensation.
Like you're under sedation.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Well I was scrolling down the page just a-having a drink
When a troll of a post gave me an evil wink.
It shook-a me up, it took me by surprise.
It was an ASCII art, with the devil's eyes.
I stared at it and I felt a change.
Karma meant nothing, never would again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
It's just Karma that's left.
And a bitchslap to the right.
Be logged in for the CLIT
You bring your trolls in sight.
But it's the crapflood thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
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props on your fine work, AC! Brilliant!
Thanks for playing though - better luck next time!
congrats
I'm all out of ideas at the moment, please check back later. Thank you!
It's astounding; Time is fleeting;
Madness makes me troll. But listen closely...
Not for very much longer.
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the troll-warp
Drinking those moments when
The mod points would hit me
And the ban would be calling...
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
It's just Karma that's left.
And a bitchslap to the right.
Be logged in for the CLIT
You bring your trolls in sight.
But it's the crapflood thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
It's so dreamy, First Postness freed me.
But you can't see me, at, minus one
In another dimension, with crapflooding intention,
A new story, F.P. won!
With a bit of a mind flip
You're into the troll slip.
Your Karma will never be the same.
You're spaced out on sensation.
Like you're under sedation.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Well I was scrolling down the page just a-having a drink
When a troll of a post gave me an evil wink.
It shook-a me up, it took me by surprise.
It was an ASCII art, with the devil's eyes.
I stared at it and I felt a change.
Karma meant nothing, never would again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
It's just Karma that's left.
And a bitchslap to the right.
Be logged in for the CLIT
You bring your trolls in sight.
But it's the crapflood thrust
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
Let's do the troll-warp again.
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posting that at +2! Propz to you!
it's too early and i'm hungover!
can't wait for issue 3
meh
fuck off AC tardo - back to the short bus with you bitchnitz
crapfloods and trolling and raping small kittens
nice wider pages and wanking with mittens
turd report packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favorite things
grits covered portman and ASCII art doodles
ACs and CLITers and Katz sex with poodles
wild trolls that fly with plus five mod scoring
these are a few of my favorite things
when the ban hits, when I can't post, when I'm feeling sad
i simply remember my favorite things
then i don't feel so bad
Rob Malda chugs penis in fan fiction slashes
taco snot over my nose and eyelashes
BSD dying and that goatse ring
these are a few of my favorite things
grits covered portman and ASCII art doodles
ACs and CLITers and Katz sex with poodles
wild trolls that fly with plus five mod scoring
these are a few of my favorite things
when the ban hits, when I can't post when, I'm feeling sad
i simply remember my favorite things
then i don't feel so bad
yeah! yeah!
redneck wanker, he deserved to die!@
From a distance Slashdot looks blue and green,
And the Malda pale and white
From a distance the the Jon Katz meets the team,
And the choir boys take to flight
From a distance, there is hegemony,
And it echoes through the land
It's the voice of hope, it's the voice of peace,
It's the voice of every man
From a distance we all have cocks stuffed,
And no ass is in need
And there are no guns, no bombs, and no disease,
No hungry mouths to feed
From a distance we are instruments
Marching in a common band
Playing songs of hope, playing songs of peace
They're the songs of every man
Rob is watching us, Rob is watching us
Rob is watching us from a distance