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  1. Enron is insightful, but Halliburton is OffTopic? on Microsoft Flouting DOJ Settlement? · · Score: 1

    Embarrassing current scandals, ongoing corruption, that's offtopic. I see. I see.

  2. Has Star Trek taught us nothing? on Microsoft Flouting DOJ Settlement? · · Score: 1
    I am KIROK!!!!!!!!!!

    He's dead, Jim.

    The engines can't take it.

    KHANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

    What does ...God ...need with a...starship?

    (And for you TNG'ers) Make it so.

  3. And the Halliburton Scandal is still going strong on Microsoft Flouting DOJ Settlement? · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Never ending no-bid guaranteed price+profit contracts (with the price set by Halliburton at whatever they say it is) for providing food, transport, services to the Armed forces and fixing and administering the Iraqi oil wells.

  4. Interesting licensing details: on Microsoft Flouting DOJ Settlement? · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Microsoft requires companies that license the protocols to be audited -- at their own expense, by a third-party auditor selected by Microsoft -- to ensure that they are only using them for appropriate purposes. This raises the possibility of the auditor learning about the company's new product and its source code, but companies say they have no information on how much the auditor could then pass on to Microsoft.

    Wow! Paying someone to steal your intellectual property. Thank you Microsoft. Now I understand all that innovation.

    At the urging of the Justice Department, Microsoft will now allow engineers from potential licensees to visit its headquarters to examine more technical data. But the rivals say the company is requiring the engineers to sign such strict confidentiality agreements that their ability to work on related products for their employers would be hampered.

    "Basically, I'd have to shoot the engineers when they came back," said one irate company executive.

    Wow! Paying Microsoft to make your employees unuseable. Thank you Microsoft. Useful employees were a burden anyway.

  5. All together, with a vaguely French accent: on Microsoft Flouting DOJ Settlement? · · Score: 5, Funny
    The low number of licensees concerns the Justice Department, which says it is devoting extensive resources to evaluating the program.

    "I'm Shocked! Shocked!"

  6. I also forgot ... on "V" Sequel Coming to NBC · · Score: 1
    Gene/Jean

    It was 25 years ago. I'm lucky I remembered what I did.

  7. I was thinking of that scene ... on "V" Sequel Coming to NBC · · Score: 1
    when I included Walken and Hopper in my list. While both can be exhibit restraint, (King of New York for Walken, Carried Away for Hopper), neither particularly wants to.

    As for Oldman, he's not physically capable of not chewing scenery.

  8. After seeing a great deal of his work, ... on "V" Sequel Coming to NBC · · Score: 1

    Michael Ironside is capable of a minimum of glaring and gruff commands in the same way that Gary Oldman, Christopher Walken and Dennis Hopper are capable of constrained, concise acting as needed.

  9. Have to agree about ... on "V" Sequel Coming to NBC · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Manimal" and "Jason of Star Academy". But why stop there!

    Bring back "Quark"! What's been happening to the garbage scow Quark and it's captain Adam Quark all these years? What about Betty I and Betty II, Andy the Android and The Head? The people want to know!

  10. Java Based Airport Configurator on Implementing WiFi in the Real World · · Score: 2, Informative
  11. It's Java based on Implementing WiFi in the Real World · · Score: 4, Informative
    From the Configurator section:

    Here's a Java-based configurator for the Apple AirPort Base Station and Lucent RG-1000 wireless access points. It should run on any platform with a Java 1.2-compliant runtime environment installed, permitting the configuration of a base station from any host. The download for Unix/Windows consists of a zip file containing the software and HTML help file. The runnable is supplied as a "jar" file; run this in the usual way (double-clickable in Windows if using Sun's JRE 1.2 or higher runtime environment ; from command line in Unix). The download for the Macintosh expands into a folder containing a double-clickable application plus the help file; a download containing two necessary Java libraries from Sun is also available (see notes below).

  12. Speaking as a Mac Boy ... on Implementing WiFi in the Real World · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm completely unwilling to come over to his house and configure his AirPort Extreme until he works on that attitude. Looking askance at hardware/software that just works: let him use solutions through his corporate overlord.

  13. When the sandbox just isn't enough on FreeBSD 5.1 Released · · Score: 1

    Enhanced "jail" management, allowing one server to provide many different "virtual machines" with reduced administrator workload.

  14. Flame and Onyx: Strippers? on Game Boy Advance SP Sells 1.1 Million in U.S. · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hadn't realized that "red" and "black" were so last week that they couldn't serve as product color descriptors.

  15. Is it safe? on Ask ReiserFS Project Leader Hans Reiser · · Score: 2, Funny
    Is what safe?

    Let me have a look at that tooth. Oh, you've got a cavity. Here let me ...

    Aaaaaghhhhhh!!!!!!!

    Now, is it safe?

  16. ...the scope of the complaint... on SCO NDA Online at LinuxJournal · · Score: 1

    The scope of the complaint is exactly equal to whatever length they feel the need to go to extract the amount of money they feel they can get from Microsoft/IBM/anyone else. And since Microsoft is inclined to fund a long-term effort, tying the scope down would limit the payoff.

  17. the thicket of radio patents ... on Steal This Idea · · Score: 4, Funny
    the thicket of radio patents that entangled the baby radio industry, until the U.S. government voided many of them in the interest of accelerating radio technology during WWII

    Wow! Now if only the U.S. government would do the same thing with computer patents, things would be grea ...Oh, wait. I forgot that the U.S. government is now formally a subdivision of Microsoft/AOL/TW/Fox/MPAA/RIAA. Oh well. Nice while it lasted.

  18. Please be precise: the correct name is on C&W Bails Out · · Score: 2, Funny
    Microsoft/AOL/TW/Fox/MPAA/RIAA

    And news reports show that media deregulation is nothing to be feared.

  19. As a general rule of thumb, I find that ... on C&W Bails Out · · Score: 5, Funny
    whenever anyone counsels us not to panic, panic is in fact the best course of action. If you'll excuse me now, I'm going to run around the room, flailing my arms about and screaming at the top of my lungs. Well, more then I usually do.

    Nothing to see here. Just move along. Ignore the smell of burning monkeys. Flood? What flood? Keep moving, you looky-loos.

  20. One guarantee: If an organization uses ... on Ballmer Sends Wakeup Call to Staff · · Score: 1
    "Real Journalism" as a tagline on their posters, the one thing they are not offering is real journalism.

    Nuff said.

  21. If they would just ... on More on Oregon and GPS-tracked Gas Taxes · · Score: 1

    admit that they have already implanted the tracking devices into our skulls, so that they already know where we are, what we're thinking and when we're spending too much time staring at the livestock, all of these "privacy" concerns would be eliminated.

  22. I'm sure she'll logically look at these factors on Gentoo Offers PPC LiveCDs · · Score: 4, Funny

    just before killing you.

  23. Independent third parties on IBM Says SEC Probing Its Accounting · · Score: 2, Funny
    I trust the functioning of independent third parties. I also believe in the functioning of independent outside board members. And I have faith in the functioning of independent tooth fairies.

    I think past experience and my big pile of quarters show I'm right.

  24. "try to avert a flame war" ... "leftist cries" on IBM Says SEC Probing Its Accounting · · Score: 2, Funny
    Didn't make it past the first full paragraph. Darn.

    Reset and try again please.

  25. Actually he doesn't need the economy to get better on IBM Says SEC Probing Its Accounting · · Score: 1
    That's what Iran, Syria and North Korea are for.

    North Korea is last because we know they actually HAVE WMD and might be inclined to use them. And that's frustrating and extremely off-message. What were they thinking?