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  1. Once we have the chips installed in our heads ... on Universal Alphanumeric Postal Code Proposed · · Score: 1

    You can simply input the personal identification number of the person you're sending the physical mail to. The authorities will be able to track them to wherever they've hidden themselves and deliver the message promptly. Of course, since messages from non-governmental agencies might be inaccurate, the actual contents of the mail will have to confiscated. And the sender and recipient will have to be reeducated so that they understand the importance of right thinking. Have a good day.

  2. and the FCC actually did serve the public interest on FCC Approves Media Consolidation · · Score: 4, Insightful
    and the FCC actually did serve the public interest ... then we'd be okay.

    What exactly have you seen/heard/read during the administration of the FCC by Michael Powell that would indicate to you that any decision they've ever made was done to serve the public interest?

  3. Breaking News: Colonel Panic is a Thought Criminal on FCC Approves Media Consolidation · · Score: 3, Funny
    All units converge on the last known location of "Colonel Panic" for prompt, efficient, friendly reeducation.

    All those found conversing with the thought criminal will be treated in the same manner. Have a nice day. Or else.

  4. We're shutting off your service ... on Telecommunication Customer Service Worldwide · · Score: 5, Funny

    which works because we've declared that is doesn't work and we can't have facts contradicting our official policy. Furthermore, your informing people of this unfortunate situation directly violated our "Don't ever say anything we dislike" agreement, quite prominent in the EULA you would have seen if the service had worked which it never did, despite the fact that it did.

  5. What do you mean, "don"? on FutureMark Confirms nVidia's Benchmark Cheating · · Score: 1
    I haven't taken it off since 1984, when the Lectroids first started beaming me the instructions for the oscillation overthruster.

    My hairs starting to get a bit funky.

  6. Leave Coke out of it on FutureMark Confirms nVidia's Benchmark Cheating · · Score: 1

    They've never done you any harm. And except for recent accusations of revenue massaging, they don't lie.

  7. You realize what this means: on FutureMark Confirms nVidia's Benchmark Cheating · · Score: 1, Funny

    No prom tickets for them.
    They won't get into a good college.
    Their grandparents and I are so ashamed.

  8. SCO's a pimp. on SCO Claims Linux Sales After Suit Irrelevant · · Score: 1
    He never could've outfought Linux. But I didn't know until this day that it was Microsoft all along.

    Variant on the original quote.

  9. After the lawsuit, ... on SCO Claims Linux Sales After Suit Irrelevant · · Score: 4, Insightful
    when they would in theory have full information on what SCO code was stolen, if there were any SCO code in their Linux distribution, they would have been releasing it under the GPL.

    If on the other hand, they claim that their distribution did NOT have any SCO code, then simply diff their distribution against all others to find the files/code sections that they are potentially claiming are SCO code.

    And if there is no difference, then we have further proof that their lawsuit is an extortionate gamble, a desperate grab for cash and a FUD tool of their new friend Microsoft.

  10. But that's against the law! on Resume Spamming Creates Storage, Legal Snags · · Score: 4, Funny
    If the original post is correct, their junking of > 90% of the resumes is a violation of federal law.

    Microsoft, violating federal law? I'm shocked!

  11. Yes sir, Mr. Ballmer on Hijacking .NET · · Score: 0
    This isn't a flaw in .NET, unless MS says that in fact they want to doubly use the private mechanism as a security measure.

    You're right Mr. Ballmer. No flaw here. Sorry to bother you sir.

  12. Probably by design on Hijacking .NET · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Microsoft has always used undocumented little tricks like this. The fact that they are potentially opening major security holes throughout their systems is handled with the brilliant "Don't tell anyone. Shhhhh." technique.

    Unfortunately for them, this has somehow slipped into the general public. They'll have to use the even more secure "Take it out right now and put it back when everyone is looking at some other security problem." technique.

  13. You HAD to take it somewhere dirty. on Does Gaming Reduce Productivity? · · Score: 2, Funny

    And buy it a drink, and then another. Tell it it's pretty and you want to show it your etchings. Slowly unzip it's ...I'll just be walking away now.

  14. Was 802.11b a standard when Apple first released on The Wireless Networking Question Roundup... · · Score: 3, Informative

    the first Airport products? Because they are selling 802.11g products now so it's quite likely that their cards will continue to be supported wherever 802.11g eventually ends up.

  15. Why not 802.11g? on The Wireless Networking Question Roundup... · · Score: -1, Troll

    802.11b is so last week.

  16. Not only does God play dice, he .... on Getting Inside Einstein's Head · · Score: 4, Funny

    uses 12 sided dice and now I owe him $15,000 and a Chrysler LeBaron.

  17. But people won't pay for the fully-DRM-enabled ... on PressPlay + Roxio? · · Score: 1
    Windows Media Player/.Net system since it so drastically limits what they can do with the purchased music.

    Users are willing to go with the AMS DRM because of it's flexibility. While stopping the most casual piracy, it allows users the freedom to listen to the music in the ways that they want to.

    Microsoft will push the WMP system because they assume that end-users don't have any other choice than to go through them. My guess: People will hold off until AMS comes to Windows, or some equivalent service appears. And it won't use WMP.

  18. What about their contracts? on PressPlay + Roxio? · · Score: 1
    Apple didn't launch the AMS until they had the contracts with all of the majors in place allowing ACC downloading, burning, streaming, etc. Pressplay doesn't have that sort of contractual leeway at this point, which will require Roxio to go to all of the majors and rework the deals in place.

    The success of the AMS might drive the majors to be more willing. But it just as easily might make them angry, bitter and greedy.

  19. Not that easy on PressPlay + Roxio? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Along with wanting to give a strong push to the Apple platform, Apple did not immediately rush out a Windows version because they knew that it wasn't something they needed to rush. It is not that easy to create a fully integrated tool/service/device system like iTunes/Apple Music Store/iPod. Beyond the purely technical (frontend and backend, which are each daunting) there are the esthetic/UI functional elements and the business deals that had to be put in place to create the entity as a whole. This was a not a flash in the pan. It was a well thought out, well executed business plan.

  20. I'll mention that to Steve Jobs ... on PressPlay + Roxio? · · Score: 5, Informative

    and the folks at Apple Music Store. They'll be glad to know that their efforts won't work.

  21. Perhaps the success of the Apple Music Store ... on PressPlay + Roxio? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    finally got the suits at Universal and Sony to recognize that it wasn't that people weren't willing to pay for music, it was that they weren't willing to subscribe to a bad service with ridiculous restrictions that offered very little value. Of course this raises the question: how well positioned is Roxio to create a for-money "Napster" that would have the ease of AMS?

  22. Subways not enough options?!? on Creating Car Free Cities · · Score: 1
    Have you been to NYC? The subways may be crowded and overpriced, but they give you plenty of options.

    In your area, probably not as much.

  23. Don't buy a Segway: Rent One on Creating Car Free Cities · · Score: 1
    As noted here, Spokane residents can lay down anywhere from $5 for a "pre-glide" test drive, up to $20 bucks for 30 minutes ($60/90 minute max). Soon to be available in Seattle and Vancouver.

    And hey, before you even think about it, they put GPS trackers in them, so no cross-country Segwaying for you!

  24. You misread my initial post on IRC Networks Unite in Fight Against Fizzer Worm · · Score: 1

    I never stated that it only affects Windows using the address book. I said it only operates on Windows (true). I also said that it uses Windows Address Book (according to the AV company reports, also true). I then pointed out that it also uses Kazaa. The AV company reports didn't mention that it also makes it's own addresses at the time of my initial post.

  25. "optional gripping arm" on Evolution Robotics' ER1 Reviewed · · Score: 3, Funny
    optional gripping arm retails for an additional $199

    If it's my robot, that's not exactly optional.

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