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  1. About time! on Optical Mouse Saves Space in Cellphones · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sick and tired of having to clean out the ball and gears in my cellphone-mouse. I am worried about answering my phone and lasering my brain though. I'd prefer long-term radiation to instant death.

  2. Re:Transgender database on Translucent Databases · · Score: 0

    naw. just making a funny.
    i'm sorry that i forgot the html line breaks though.

  3. Transgender database on Translucent Databases · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    select * from sexo_changeo order by gheyness desc go name gheyness ------------------ cmdrtaco 100 cowboyneal 99.9

  4. actually... on World's First Photo · · Score: 1, Funny

    Actually, the photo had been taken 40 years earlier, but Joe had to wait for the first Fotomat to be invented.

  5. ack! on Satellite Back From The Dead · · Score: 0

    V-ger has come back to join with it's maker!

  6. Available for Distributed.net? on eBay To Offer Health Insurance · · Score: 0

    My computer works for them full-time. Lord knows I'll need the insurance if my computer cracks the code and I have a heart attack... w00t $1000 smackeroos! How about /. readers?

  7. Fantasia on Disney Switches To Linux For Animation · · Score: 0

    I can see it now...the magician's apprentice packages a distro. Ooops, another distro. Then another! Before you know it, there are millions of little Linux distros! Who can save us? Could it be the master magician wearing his magic Red Hat? bwahahaha!

  8. Re:Microwave my brains! on First Benchmarks of AMD Hammer Prototype · · Score: 0

    Actually, I prefer think the tube Phantastron tube sounds cooler. And there's always good 'ol Magnetron('Maggie')!

  9. Re:"deadly accurate precision." on Einstein's Theory To Go Beta Testing · · Score: 0

    What about rifles and clock towers???

  10. Re:What is the CNN article saying?? on Einstein's Theory To Go Beta Testing · · Score: 0

    Would an old person live longer if they rock in a rocking chair? Would time slow down (for them) a fraction every time that they rocked, and more so the faster that they rock?

  11. Re:Backwards? on Einstein's Theory To Go Beta Testing · · Score: 0

    So does that mean if I were to change lanes more, that I'd get to work faster?

  12. Re:Our Best Defense on ACLU and ALA Victorious in CIPA Challenge · · Score: 0

    Ahem, as Hilary said "It takes a village." Actually, a library / librarian is (mostly) free to pick what books they stock. Why are they not free to use software that would overblock or underblock. I think that the federal funds shouldn't be tied to requiring that they filter. It should be up to the community to decide.

  13. So now is RH the Microsoft of Linux? on United Linux is Here · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    RH bashers abound, other distros are jealous. I thought that was the Good Thing about Linux. Grow Your Own distro, to hell with the other guys. But noooooo. RH has a Monopoly! RH is making money!