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  1. Re:USA Patriot on That Link Is Illegal · · Score: 1

    Hey!, the Libyan Terrorists in "Back to the Future" drove a Love Bus. There's your Irrefutable Third Party Information!

  2. Now it's HIS turn on Are 99.9% of Websites Obsolete? · · Score: 1

    "Here come da Slashdot!" Now YOUR website is obsolete, jagoff!
    All your bandwidth are belong to us!

  3. That's what a wife's for on Pro-Active Furniture Assembly · · Score: 1

    That's what a wife's for... "Yer doin' it wrong! No! No no no!"
    I doubt they can program the furniture to breathe down my neck and huff every once in a while as I try to fit it together like a monkey with dynamite. ooh ooh eeeh eeh BOOM!
    And if they could, I wouldn't buy it.

  4. hillbhilly wireless on Auburn University First To Offer Wireless Degree · · Score: 1

    Upgrade path: they cut the string between the tin cans.
    "Heyyyyy Bubba, y'all got'cher ears on? Come on. Over."
    shweeeee Convoy!

  5. (not so) New Moore's Law on Seagate Overcomes Superparamagnetic Limit · · Score: 1

    Every 18 months^H^Hseconds they'll come out with something so we have to spend Moore Money.

  6. Re:sq/km ? on 802.11b Urban Network - 3 sq km! · · Score: 2

    It tells how many nerds ('squares', daddy-O!) there are in an area. AOL=1 'square' per kilometer. Slashdot=10000 'squares' per kilometer.

  7. Bunch of hypocrites on The Linux Kernel and Software Patents · · Score: 1

    "Sigma's stealing XVID's IP!" Those sons 'a bitches!
    "Linus(x) is stealing SGI's IP!" shh... I'll pretend I didn't hear you.

  8. Re:The only good... on Will Wright on Game Design · · Score: 1

    Apparently you haven't played GTA3 yet... you CAN do that!

  9. analogy on Did MS Lobbying Stop NSA Work On SELinux? · · Score: 1

    Let's say you have a fruit stand. This fruit stand is your sole source of income. Now let's say someone plants an apple tree right next to your fruit stand and let everyone take some apples for free(worms and all!). Now let's say you have an axe. Do you mean to tell me that you wouldn't try to chop down that tree? I would.

  10. Re:Next-Generation! on A High-School Hacker's Notebook · · Score: 1

    Yes, I'm encouraging him. But I have 3 other boys who need time too. I don't have time(or the knowhow) to teach him how to program in C. I'll just have to get him a "Programming 3d Game Engines in C for Dummies and 9-year-olds" book.

  11. Re:Next-Generation! on A High-School Hacker's Notebook · · Score: 1

    He then asked if I could install C or Java on his machine. Help me!

  12. Next-Generation! on A High-School Hacker's Notebook · · Score: 1

    My 9 year old son is doing that now. He seems to think that I can magically transform his detailed drawings into a game. I met him less-than-half-way and installed Visual Basic on his computer. I showed him Blitz3d and now he's asking for 3DSMax to do the art. Arg!

  13. how about .ARG! on Control of the .ORG TLD · · Score: 4, Funny

    That will describe the sound you make when your site's been slashdotted.

  14. Re:Russians have done it for years on U.S. Developing 100-Kilowatt Laser for Strike Fighters · · Score: 2, Informative
  15. Russians have done it for years on U.S. Developing 100-Kilowatt Laser for Strike Fighters · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember a story from the early 90's where a helo pilot was flying in the Pacific and he flew over a Russian "fishing boat." He saw a red flash and was blinded(in one eye IIRC.)

  16. Re:Probably not even close, but the application.. on Heart Attacks as Treatments · · Score: 1

    When I was in, they had ATP (Adenosine Triphosphate) auto-injectors. It's for nerve agent attacks. And you'd stick it in your leg, not your heart.

  17. I'll do ya one better on Chicken-Feather Chips · · Score: 1

    Horse Feathers! They run faster.

    Hmm... Bird feathers evolved from scales. So wouldn't the scale-ability factor be better for use in your Beowulf Cluster? Would you rename BC to a Family Bucket?

  18. ehhxcellent... on Disgusting, Scary 'Walking' Fish Invades Maryland · · Score: 1

    Why our friend Blinky here is just the next step of the evolutionary chain. Wouldn't we all like a third eye? And they're darn good eatin' too! Mmm-mm! :P

  19. Gives new meaning... on Sony Hard Drive Recorder for Cars · · Score: 1

    Gives new meaning to the terms: Hard drive crash Make tracks Any others? Let's hear 'em!

  20. Re:IF I EVER SEE YOU on Design Hardware/Software for Global Civil Society · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    So should I start beating up all of the Anonymous Cowards I see on the street? Look for me in the news...

  21. Que Lingue? on Design Hardware/Software for Global Civil Society · · Score: 2, Funny

    What language would be the Universal Language??? Esperanto? How about a universal geek language? Klingon!
    Grok et Spock baby!

  22. Re:Who's this? on BitchX 1.0c19 IRC Client Backdoored · · Score: 1

    Don't you guys know a sarcasm when you see it?

  23. Re:Who's this? on BitchX 1.0c19 IRC Client Backdoored · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Ack! is the .pl the domain for Palestine? The Feds are right, we ARE being cyber-attacked!

  24. Effort on Anti-Spammers Wage E-War · · Score: 1

    I think it's amazing how much effort these people put forth considering how little effort it takes the spammers themselves. With a minimum of trouble, I have spam filters on my work and home accounts and hardly ever does one get through. Even my Hotmail account puts spam in the 'Junk Mail' folder. I go in and check it once in a while to clear it out and see that it's all junk, which it always is. These people could find much better causes to get behind, like writing postcards to that poor little sick kid in England perhaps.

  25. SPOILER! Plot line revealed! on LotR Two Towers Trailer Online · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm told by secret sources that a guy named "Tolkien"(sounds like a 37337 name) has let the cat out of the bag and has written spoilers to this movie and, get this, The Next One! He must have been a key grip or something on the film crew, as he seems to have real inside information.