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  1. No Clue Here on Sun & Fujitsu Team On SPARC Chips & System · · Score: 1
    Yet another self-styled expert seriously lacking in a clue.

    My prediction: Sun will return, stronger than you could possibly imagine.

  2. Re:What's actually going on here... on Sun & Fujitsu Team On SPARC Chips & System · · Score: 4, Funny
    And who wants a 500Mhz 16 core chip anyway? Think of the memory bandwidth problems!

    Who wants a single (or dual) core 5GHz chip anyway? Think of the memory bandwidth problems.

  3. In the pointy-haired world... on CNN Notices that WiFi is Insecure · · Score: 1

    ...news and clues travel slowly. Unfortunately these people get to run countries :-(

  4. Re:Good article on The Way the Music Died · · Score: 1

    Loaded like a freight train, flying like an aeroplane, speedin' like a space briain, one more time toni-eee-ight.

  5. Re:I did this independently 20 years ago. on High Level Assembly · · Score: 1
    Do you mean, "like, a Sinclair ZX81" or "like a Sinclair ZX81?" :-)

    You must have had the patience of a saint to do such programming on such a machine and good enough humour to be able to live with the cassette interface. :-)

  6. Pascal/Delphi on Programming For Terrified Adults? · · Score: 1

    Something nice and simple like a modern pascal or Delphi could be a good introduction. The syntax is clean and readable and you have nice things like array bounds checking. You can get Free pascal compilers for *nix and I think you can do Delphi on Linux in the form of Kylix. Modern Pascals have object extensions, so once you've mastered the basics you can start learning about encapsulation, polymorphism, inheritance etc. It should be a relatively easy jump from there to Java or Python or something. I recommend keeping as far clear of scripting languages like PERL for as long as possible until the student has learned good practices. PERL is the 1990's equivalent of BASIC.

  7. Re:Dell cozying up with open source? on HP Announces Support For MySQL, JBoss · · Score: 1

    You can get one with BSD on it from Apple. That doesn't help you though...

  8. Re:They've found the cure for NIHS on HP Announces Support For MySQL, JBoss · · Score: 4, Insightful
    What HP is showing is that they're the Microsoft of the hardware world. Rather than investing in R&D to develop new stuff, they'll wait until someone else takes the lead, maybe loses their shirt and then copy them with a slightly inferior but more conformist product.

    In my day HP was like DEC, IBM and other great.respected corporations. Then they got Carly and it all went downhill...

  9. It's all in the name on HP Announces Support For MySQL, JBoss · · Score: 1

    It's just the name, it's like Nike training shoes, Cocal Cola and Microsoft Windows. They might all be crap, but they're what people have heared of and are already using. It's a populist move.

  10. Re:What this REALLY means... on HP Announces Support For MySQL, JBoss · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Pretty smart move by HP as it puts them back in the "solutions" market and tied in with their SI business means they have a real opportunity in the custom build market.

    Er no, HP have now painted themselves into a corner at the bottom of the low end. All the other big companies must be laughing all the way to the bank. Nice one again HP.

  11. HP? on HP Announces Support For MySQL, JBoss · · Score: 4, Informative
    I can't understand why anyone would buy anything from HP when you can get exactly the same stuff from Dell at about 60% of the price. HP sales staff suck. They couldn't care less about your order. Dell will have you quoted up to your satisfation, and the stuff shipped to the right address withing 2-3 days. HP takes about 6 weeks, charges you more, gets your order wrong, blames you and then charges you more to put it right.

    I for one will not be buying from HP ever again, except maybe for laser printers...

  12. Re:Good article on The Way the Music Died · · Score: 1
    That's different than a producer going "album sounds good guys, but what if you lay of the kazoo just a bit in that second song?"

    Damn, I knew I was going wrong somewhere....

  13. Re:Further Proof on Bacteria Live Happily in Nuclear Waste · · Score: 1
    No. It is a common misconception that irradiated food becomes radioactive. This is simply not true.

    :-)

  14. Re:2 Marks from.... on Dinosaurs Died Within Hours of Asteroid Impact, says New Study · · Score: 1

    Of course it is. Silly me. That's what you get for drinking beer.

  15. Re:2 Marks from.... on Dinosaurs Died Within Hours of Asteroid Impact, says New Study · · Score: 1
    Why do you ask?

    Google wouldn't do the conversion for me :-(

  16. Re:Survival on Dinosaurs Died Within Hours of Asteroid Impact, says New Study · · Score: 1
    Move to the Moon or Mars of course.

    Wait a minute...

  17. Re:2 Marks from.... on Dinosaurs Died Within Hours of Asteroid Impact, says New Study · · Score: 4, Informative
    What they don't teach imperial there?? but we're supposed to learn metric??

    Gas Mark is a Fahrenheit scale.

    From this chart it is possible to infer that Gas Mark 0 is 250 Fahrenheit, and each increment of 1 Gas Mark is equal to 25 Fahrenheit degrees.

    So at what Gas Mark setting did they bake/flambe the dinosaurs?

    As an exercise for the interested reader, using spectroscopic data, estimate the surface temperature of Zubenelgenubi in Gas Mark.

  18. Broil? on Dinosaurs Died Within Hours of Asteroid Impact, says New Study · · Score: 4, Funny

    For us ignorant Brits, wthat's that in Gas Mark?

  19. Further Proof on Bacteria Live Happily in Nuclear Waste · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I say, this is just further proof of what we've been saying all along: irradiated food isn't safe to eat.

    /me ducks

    I think it's all this beer they make me drink.

  20. Re:Software selection on Hardware Selection for AMD64 + Linux? · · Score: 1

    It'll be interesting to see what performance Cray gets out of its Red Storm Opteron supercomputer :-)

  21. Re:Anyone using Linux/Oracle on standard PC on Oracle To Finish Linux Makeover This Year · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Its like putting a $30,000 engine in a Yugo.

    Do you have to uprate the brakes, suspension, transmission, wheels, tyres and seatbelts too? How much does it cost to run? How much does it cost to service? How much are spare parts for the fancy engine?

    After uprating the Yugo that much, wouldn't it have been better to buy a sportscar in the first place? One that's been designed and engineered as a balanced, integrated and tuned system to begin with?

  22. Re:Slackware doesn't come in 64bit :( on Hardware Selection for AMD64 + Linux? · · Score: 1
    I wonder when Patrick will get round to doing it? :-)

    In a moment of madness I though about installing bochs on my Athlon set up to emulate AMD64 and see if I could bootstrap a 64-bit Slackware compiled from source...

  23. Re:Software selection on Hardware Selection for AMD64 + Linux? · · Score: 1
    drawback: clock speed is actually important for fp math crunching, so athlon64 is handicapped here.

    Only if your code and data are cache-bound. If you have large amounts of data c.f. cache size, and your FP code is not in tight loops (e.g. 1000s-10000000s iterations over a few 100 bytes of code) the Opteron's superior memory bandwidth will totally kick everything else's butt.

  24. One Click Shopping on Clear Channel Buys Patent For Instant Live CDs · · Score: 1

    Prior art or no, if a big enough company patents something everyone else is screwed. No matter how daft the patent, if you can't afford the legal fees to contest it, or to stand up to ${BIGCOMPANY} lawyers, you will get nowhere other than the poor house. It's not fair.

  25. Re:"we welcome feedback" on Clear Channel Buys Patent For Instant Live CDs · · Score: 1
    This year I'll download their stinking Windows client and try running it under Wine. When it doesn't work, I'll file an official bug report...

    I want my live Slayer!