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  1. Re:Lilo and Stitch all the way! on Review: Men In Black II · · Score: 2, Funny

    Meesa thinking Stitch sound mooey mooey like Jar Jar. Meesa no liking that. Meesa telling George Lucas mooey mooey quick.

  2. Re:The public? on Sony Hard Drive Recorder for Cars · · Score: 4, Funny

    A rap for the stupid kids who buy $2000 car stereos, then advertise them with stickers.
    Yo Yo We be stealin' stereos! Yo Yo We be stealin' stereos! Dat alpine be so fine. I'll put a rock through yer winda and make it mine! I see yo stickas! You got Kickas! The is no other who can steal them quicka! Yo Yo We be stealin' stereos! Yo Yo We be stealin' stereos! You even got an Orion. No need for Buyin' Gonna take it now, and leave you cryin' You even got an alarm. It can do me no harm those mutherfukkas be too easy to disarm! and if it does go off, people just yell turn that off they won't do shit. Yo Yo We be stealin' stereos! Yo Yo We be stealin' stereos! You'll have this stuck in your head when all your stuff is gone, and on its way to a pawn shop.

  3. Re:The last thing I want... on Sony Hard Drive Recorder for Cars · · Score: 1

    Drag queens? How un-PC. They are "actors."

  4. Re:How long on Sony Hard Drive Recorder for Cars · · Score: 1

    But boxen is my second favorite sport! Second only to resslen

  5. Re:The oldest unsolved math problem... on What is the Oldest Unsolved Math Problem? · · Score: 1

    How about a useful problem. Since hot dogs come in packs of ten, and buns in packs of eight or twelve, how many of each do you need to buy to make them all match up? Now that's a mystery.

  6. Re:From the article .. on Laser Light May Display 'Liquid-Like' Properties · · Score: 1

    You see all kinds of crazy things dancing in the lights after dropping acid, or toking from a bong. They didn't see them anymore once they came down. "Wow man! Check out the wierd lights, Man!

  7. Re:Yee haw! Crappy laws in better format! on U.S. House of Representatives Makes Resolutions in XML · · Score: 1

    Old men with VCRs flashing 12:00 won't be able to use this. Too complicated. They will need people to do it for them. I'll do it if the pay is good.

  8. Re:It's happened to me.. on Is Your Computer a Fire Hazard Waiting to Happen? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dust is potentially flammable, and it's also conductive, which could makr a circuit where there isn't suuposed to be one, but your computer will definately catch on fire if you are infected with Monkeypoo.

    VIRUS WARNING:

    Attention: Computer Labs Inc., makers of Virucide antivirus software have identified a highly dangerous new Trojan worm, MONKEYPOO. It will usually appear in an e-mail with the subject, "Congratulations.You have won!" it will then prompt you to click a link to collect your cash prize. It can also freely spread across networks.

    Monkeypoo will read your address book, and mail a copy of itself to every address it finds, and it will look like you sent it. It will then invoke the secret self-destruct command held over from the original IBM PC's 8086 command set. This short line of code will cause the processor, ram, hard drive and any floppy drives to spin out of control and overheat until key components melt together, and will most likely cause a fire.

    James Winklee, a former IBM programmer had this to say. "We developed the self-destruct code so government agencies such as the FBI and CIA could quickly and completely destroy compromised computer systems before an enemy could get their hands on classified information. When we saw how violently a PC executing the command burst into flames, we decides not to publish it's existence. It has been kept a secret successfully until now. If you get infected with the Monkeypoo Trojan worm, you may notice your computer going completely haywire. Physically unplug it from power as fast as you can, and send it in for repair. Only a professional can remove this one."

    While Computer Labs Inc and other antivirus software makers are working on a solution, they haven't got one a home user could successfully run yet. "This is the worst kind of malicious code I have ever seen." said Marcus Polan of Computer labs Inc. Use extreme caution.

    It is important that as many computer users as possible receive this warning, so send it out to as many people as you can. The entire Internet and every PC connected to it is at risk.

  9. Re:Not necessarily good... on Publishing Now Counts As Now · · Score: 1

    I pity the fool who call me a fool!

  10. Computer cop chip on New Chips Keep Tight Rein on Consumers · · Score: 1

    One of the many scary uses of this Palladium could be the "Cop in every computer" Fritz Hollings tried to push through the Senate with the Security Systems Standards and Certification Act (SSSCA), and is trying again with the Consumer Broadband and Digital Television Promotion Act(CBDTPA). It could also be used for surveillance. There is just no way to use this technology that isn't evil!

  11. Re:Japan doesn't have a monopoly on 'cool stuff' on Why Japan Gets the Cool Stuff · · Score: 1

    Do the Japanese have flying cars, moving sidewalks, pneumatic tubes, or any of that other cool stuff they thought we would have by now in the fifties? If not then they arent much cooler than us after all.

  12. Re:Hmmm... on How Will WorldCom/UUNet Impact The Internet? · · Score: 1

    So, I've been modded down as a troll! Did I blaspheme someone's religion? Is Ronnie Raygun your idol, or Slick Willy your devil? Maybe both. You can mod me down, but that doesn't mean what I say isn't so. Ha!

  13. Re:Nothing's going to happen - here's why: on How Will WorldCom/UUNet Impact The Internet? · · Score: 1

    to sell off it's money losing divisions, Worldcom will have to find suckers willing to buy. I wonder if IDT is really that sucker. Some of what they offered to buy is the good stuff.

  14. Today's outage. on How Will WorldCom/UUNet Impact The Internet? · · Score: 3, Informative

    There was a big internet outage where I work today,(Pomeroy) and our T1 lines are from Worldcom. Our MIS guys said it went beyond our company, and a lot of Worldcom's portion of the backbone was down. If our MIS wasn't just shifting the blame elsewhere, it was probably because a lot of the technicians who maintain the backbone have been laid off, just as the CNN article predicted. I suspect it is because Pomeroy has the best MIS department minimum wage will buy, but what if the whole backbone did go down?

  15. Re:Hmmm... on How Will WorldCom/UUNet Impact The Internet? · · Score: 1, Informative

    Don't blame Clinton for deregulation of communications. That was the trickle-down economics of the countryclublican House and Senate. The deregulation disasters began under Ronald Ray-gun. The airlines, Savings and Loans, other lenders, energy, communications, and radio all went to shit as a result of deregulation. When they said "we need to get goverment off of business's back," far too may of us fell for it, and all the wachdogs got their teeth pulled out. They need their teethe back, and we need even more watchdogs. Greed is still evil, even in business.

  16. Re:I'm glad he finally made it on Around the World In 14 Days · · Score: 0, Troll

    I looked at the map. He flew around Antarctica. Whippy-do. I'd like to see him circumnavigate the globe at the equator. That would be a genune feat, this one was no big deal.

  17. Re:Forget bigger numbers, how about smaller words? on More on Riemann Hypothesis · · Score: 1

    That one throws off people who are confused by trick wording, such as the reporters who thought they had been scammed. That story pissed me off! I wanted to read more about those siamese triplet piglets!

  18. Re:Never actually noticed.... on Anti-Spammers Wage E-War · · Score: 1

    What I hate the worst is that most of the spam I get has some lines that say it's not spam, and I allegedly opted in at some point. BullS**T! I have never heard of them before. If I click on the unsubscibe link, my email comes back undeliverable 75% of the time, and I seem to get more spam each day! Does attempting to unsubscribe just get you subscribed to more mailing lists? When my dopwnload of e-mail reder crashes, It's always because of a glut of spam. This is a menace!

  19. Re:Cars changed the law on Legal Pundits Pan Internet Exceptionalism · · Score: 0

    Whether hitting a pedestrian is a crime varies from state to state. In Kentucky, for example, If a motorist hits a pedestrian, he/she is guilty, and the circumstances are irrelevant.

  20. Re:Kronos Quartet? on Space Music · · Score: 1

    I thought the Klingons were from Uranus.

  21. Re:LOL on Copyright Battle Over Nothing · · Score: 1

    Yes you are in trouble. Let me read you your rights. "You have no right to remain silent, as silence is a copyrighted work. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law." Maybe you could start talking in gibberish to protect your rights, since you can't just clam up any more.

  22. Re:sellotape == scotch tape? on When Trademark Protection Gets Ridiculous · · Score: 1

    So, New Zealand is the rest of the world? And they say Americans are arrogant!

  23. Pink Floyd is space music on Space Music · · Score: 1

    This isn't space music, it's random noise! Pink Floyd is Space Music. Astronomy Domine, Interstellar Overdrive, A Saucer Full Of Secrets, Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun, Dark Side of the Moon, etc.
    Pink Floyd. Still first in space!

  24. Re:Phillp Glass on Copyright Battle Over Nothing · · Score: 1

    I'll celebrate the fourth on the third with a fifth!

  25. Re:LOL on Copyright Battle Over Nothing · · Score: 1

    Until now,lawsuits over silence were unheard of.