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Around the World In 14 Days

An anonymous reader writes: "Adventurer Steve Fossett succeeded Tuesday on his sixth try to pilot a balloon solo around the world, crossing the meridian where he started his historic journey June 19, his ground crew at Washington University in St. Louis, Missouri, announced. Here is the official site, while there's also several other articles, including this one."

261 comments

  1. I'm glad he finally made it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now we don't have to hear about him trying and failing anymore!

    1. Re:I'm glad he finally made it by MrAl · · Score: 1

      Thus closeth the final chapter of the baloonatics. Amen.

    2. Re:I'm glad he finally made it by macdaddy357 · · Score: 0, Troll

      I looked at the map. He flew around Antarctica. Whippy-do. I'd like to see him circumnavigate the globe at the equator. That would be a genune feat, this one was no big deal.

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    3. Re:I'm glad he finally made it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No big deal, just like your intelligence and your lack of clues.

    4. Re:I'm glad he finally made it by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see him circumnavigate the globe at the equator.

      That should be possible in a balloon equipped with a missile defense system. Times are different now than they were when the Breitling Orbiter made its trip.

    5. Re:I'm glad he finally made it by dlupyan · · Score: 1

      why is it such a great accomplishment?

    6. Re:I'm glad he finally made it by IXI · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The first post in this thread says it. He won't bother us anymore with his failed attempts.

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  2. Wouldn't it have been easier... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...if he had just gone to the Antarctica and walked around in a circle?

    I'm not trying to be a jerk, but look at the polar view of his flightpath. He's not near the equator, and he never crosses it. It looks more like a circumnavigation of Antarctica than a circumnavigation of the globe. It only looks like a circumnavigation of the globe if you use the 'flat' map, and only because it smears Antartica out.

    1. Re:Wouldn't it have been easier... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably not. Traveling around Antarctica is quite difficult, even during the warmer part of the year. And, his goal wasn't to walk around the world (although it could be someone's), but rather to fly around it in a balloon. I bet the thin ozone layer around the South Pole would not be very helpful in that (of course it could be a shorter trip and thus not matter really.)

      If you're going to do it, do it right.

    2. Re:Wouldn't it have been easier... by Usquebaugh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In sailing circumnavigation is defined as crossing through the same start finish point and also the point of the earths surface you get by drawing a straight line from your start point through the center of the earth.

      Steve Fossett would know this due to the fun he's had with his PlayStation.

    3. Re:Wouldn't it have been easier... by Samawi+I · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The real issue is not the equator per se but traversing something close to a great cirlce. Is there some recognized standard of deviation from a great circle that would be recognized as circling the globe? There must have been some standard or else he could have taken off from northern tip of Greenland or the south tip of Chile. What are the rules of the game?

    4. Re:Wouldn't it have been easier... by NotoriousDAN · · Score: 2, Informative

      The rules (4.8.3) seem to be quite specific about just how far you need to be from a pole.

    5. Re:Wouldn't it have been easier... by JWW · · Score: 2

      Come to think of it many of the first sailors to circumnavigate the globe did so following much the same path.

    6. Re:Wouldn't it have been easier... by Beebos · · Score: 1

      I saw the project manager on T.V, about an hour ago. He said there is an organization that sets the parameters for global circumnavigation records and that Fossett was well within the parameters. Fossett traveled 19,000 miles. The globe at the equator is 24,000 miles

    7. Re:Wouldn't it have been easier... by Japanese+Fuckslut · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Take his route and superimpose it on the same latitudes in the Northern hemisphere. His entire trip would have been between Florida and the northern tip of Scotland. No one would have considered that to be cheating. If his whole trip was at the latitude of London, his trip would have been much shorter.

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    8. Re:Wouldn't it have been easier... by carrollMorgan · · Score: 1

      I don't know whether there's a generally accepted definition; the sailing definition seems reasonable, though. Here's a more general definition I though of that might do: it allows more paths than the sailing one, yet still prevents short walks around the pole: "A circular path is a circumnavigation if you cannot cut the globe exactly in half so that the path lies entirely inside one of the halves." Carroll Morgan

  3. 14 Days in that balloon ? by cOdEgUru · · Score: 1

    Well atleast the average slashdotter would have a bedroom that doesnt stink as much as the balloon would.

    Hey, look! I just crapped on some Taliban..

    Man, I am glad he didnt fly over me.

    1. Re:14 Days in that balloon ? by azzy · · Score: 1

      did you look at the flight path? Not sure there are many taliban on the route. http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/asia-pacifi c/newsid_2081000/2081434.stm

    2. Re:14 Days in that balloon ? by Juhaa · · Score: 1

      Lameness is not an excuse for pretending to be funny ;)

  4. did you see the flight path by newt_sd · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Ok i am no geographer but that flight path looked like a big circle not around the world. I demand a recount, oh wait don't do that i am sick of them covering this lame ass story. Get back to investigating martha stewart now thats entertainment.

    Your going down MARTHA

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    1. Re:did you see the flight path by jazzbotley · · Score: 1

      yeah she is ... see my story on CEOnistas

    2. Re:did you see the flight path by mspohr · · Score: 1

      Looks like a circumnavigation of Antarctica, not an "around the world" trip.

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  5. I give him a silver star by Arcturax · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Silver only because he went around an easy part of the world, basically he mostly just circled Antarctica. Heck, you could go to the south pole and walk in a circle and say you've been around the world ;) But still its not a small feat and I congradulate him on it. It would have been a gold star for making it around a lot closer to the equator but then I can understand why he gave up on that, what with countries like China and such refusing to let him cross their airspace...

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    1. Re:I give him a silver star by rjamestaylor · · Score: 0

      I agree with your scepticism. When he's gone around the equator that will be a much bigger feat (esp. politically!) but the significance will be lost on the general public.

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    2. Re:I give him a silver star by CodeShark · · Score: 1
      Heck, I'd give him a gold star if even if it wasn't near the equator -- but only if he'd plotted a course that in avoiding China, Libya, etc. still covered the full circumnavigation distance of about 25K miles (40,000 KM)

      That's sort of what made Voyager's flight so neat -- they not only did the non-stop around the world flight, they also covered the equatorial distance in the process.

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  6. Sense of Amazement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Though a remarkable accomplishment...I fail to
    be impressed because success was largely a
    function of money, technology, and the weather
    playing ball. No doubt there are many thousands
    with the requisite skills (and many millions
    that can be trained). As such, my respect
    goes to whatever technology allowed him to
    accomplish the task.

  7. I could do that... by bruzasd · · Score: 1, Informative

    "Fossett holds world records in ballooning, sailing and flying airplanes. He also swam the English Channel in 1985, placed 47th in the Iditarod dog sled race in 1992 and participated in the 24 Hours of Le Mans car race in 1996"

    1. Re:I could do that... by jmcwork · · Score: 1

      Next time he should go for "First man around the world in a balloon with 3 porn actresses"

    2. Re:I could do that... by bruzasd · · Score: 0

      I like how you call them "actresses", very classy :)

  8. Why? by simetra · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What's the point? Those ballooners have blown millions of dollars to do this. Why? Plus, as a previous poster pointed out, did he really go around the globe? I say they should have to cross the equator once on each side of the earth, say within a 1000 mile buffer zone.

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    1. Re:Why? by antientropic · · Score: 1

      To quote George Leigh Mallory (Everest pioneer), "because it's there."

    2. Re:Why? by Medevo · · Score: 1

      As long as there are record books, there will be people and capitol who try to get in them.

      Medevo

    3. Re:Why? by falzbro · · Score: 1

      There must be the bajillionare fat-cat circle that all made a bet one day, ten years ago.

      Perhaps he faked it. Did anyone see it? We didn't really land on the moon, did we? FOX doesn't think we did.

    4. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yeah, but look what happened to him

    5. Re:Why? by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What's the point? Those ballooners have blown millions of dollars to do this. Why?

      Because it's there?

      Because they thought it would be fun/cool/neat/whatever?

      Because they *wanted* to?

      Why wouldn't they? Once you make enough money to cover your daily life, why not spend the rest on something fun?

      Also, bear in mind that it's only *one* balloonist in this case. This is the first *solo* circumnavigation.

    6. Re:Why? by Aceticon · · Score: 2

      So why exactly are we paying attention to it.

      It's just somebody (with too much time and money on their hands) having fun. What makes it news???

      This one isn't any real streching of our human limits (like say, the first moon landing), it's no gift to humanity (like a cure for AIDS would be) - what makes it newsworthy???

    7. Re:Why? by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

      So why exactly are we paying attention to it.

      Because we (the people paying attention to it) also think it's neat.

      Why are newspapers and sites like slashdot following it? Presumably because they think enough readers are interested in it to justify the page space. This is no different from any other human-interest story.

      You could also wax poetic about it being an inspiring story of determination triumphing over adversity. Take your pick.

      If you, personally, aren't interested - more power to you. Don't read the article. The time wasted by skipping it is negligeable.

    8. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      George Mallory? Nah, everyone knows it was Jim Kirk who said that, in Star Trek IV.

    9. Re:Why? by edbarrett · · Score: 1
      Jimmy James faked it too!

      But I wouldn't fake it for Maura Tierney

      :)

    10. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What makes it news???
      The same thing that makes sports news, I guess.
      Or maybe people wanted to see him fall out of the sky or fail badly in another way.
  9. It's about damn time by Uttles · · Score: 1, Redundant

    So when is he going to travel the full distance? (not necessarily on the equator, but at least a respectably close path in related distance)

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    1. Re:It's about damn time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got modded down because you are gay.

      HAPPY TROLL TUESDAY, fag.

      TweeKinDaBahx

  10. @20,000 mile trip by peter303 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not a great circle, but about 17% shorter.

  11. Haha! by RaboKrabekian · · Score: 1

    Richard Branson must be pissed. Hasn't he been trying this for years and always ended up falling about half way around?

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    1. Re:Haha! by fruey · · Score: 4, Interesting
      No, Branson gave up long ago. I met him when he took off from Marrakech, Morocco, in 1999. He was with Steve Fosset at that time and I was lucky to talk to Steve, who's a pretty genuine guy.

      Branson never attempted the flight solo. He was pipped on the circumnavigation by some other team, and Fosset then went alone to become the first to do it solo.

      Official rules as to what constitutes a flight which is a real circumnavigation are on the site, it has to be between the two 30 degree meridiens basically... in any case it will not be ratified until some weeks have passed.

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    2. Re:Haha! by phliar · · Score: 2
      Official rules as to what constitutes a flight which is a real circumnavigation are on the site, it has to be between the two 30 degree meridiens basically...
      Meridians run from pole to pole. Hence the Greenwich Meridian. Those horizontal thingies are circles of latitude.

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    3. Re:Haha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Official rules as to what constitutes a flight which is a real circumnavigation are on the site, it has to be between the two 30 degree meridiens basically
      That would be the 60 degree meridians I think, not 30 degree.

      It says that they must stay outside of a 30 degree radius cap containing the pole, and explicitly adds that the pole doesn't have to be in the center of that cap, i.e. they are allowed to come within less than 30 degrees of the pole, just not to stay at that latitude.

      I found this much clearer (www.fai.org): "... the flight has to cross all meridians and has to be of a length that as a minimum is equal to half the equator length."
    4. Re:Haha! by fruey · · Score: 1
      Oops. Never was very good at geography.

      From the site:-
      As established by the Fédération Aéronautique Internationale - the International governing body of aeronautics - the rules say a pilot must set a course of waypoints within a band of the Earth that stays at least 30 degrees latitude south of the North Pole or 30 degrees north of the South Pole. The lines joining those waypoints (on a "great circle" projection) must stay outside those polar caps, although parts of the actual flight can drift inside them.

      In my mind the word "meridien" was even in that text, but rightly it's "latitude" which is the word I should have used

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  12. That's not his first name! by HMV · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Adventurer Steve Fossett"? This must be the first report I've seen in years that didn't say "Multi-Millionaire Steve Fossett". I had become convinced that Steve was his middle name.

    1. Re:That's not his first name! by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 2, Funny

      After 6 trips, Multi-Millionaire may no longer apply.

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    2. Re:That's not his first name! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like Rocker Tommy Lee?

  13. Wow! by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Piloting a balloon solo around the world. That is incredible---if this was 1899!! :)

    Brian Ellenberger

    1. Re:Wow! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      Yeah... but he was the first (not withstanding he was short a few thousand miles).

      Your snide comment is silly since it's said everywhere from CNN to /. that it was the FIRST! The only person closer to this, was himself. He beat his old record.

      Of course when people are starving you ask what is the benefit, but what have you done lately to compare?

    2. Re:Wow! by Negadecimal · · Score: 2

      Your snide comment is silly since it's said everywhere from CNN to /. that it was the FIRST! The only person closer to this, was himself. He beat his old record.

      It's a valid comment (and a joke from the Leno monologue). We sent spacecraft around the moon thirty years ago, but now we're supposed to get excited about a person going around the world in a ballon, just because he's the FIRST to care enough to try it?

      And he wasn't the first to round the earth in a balloon; he was the first to do it solo. Not too impressive, if you ask me.

    3. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Of course when people are starving you ask what is the benefit, but what have you done lately to compare?

      I picked a booger out of my nose and gave it to a homeless person. I bet Fossett never did that.

    4. Re:Wow! by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      Yes, the first solo... that is what this all about.

      Great we sent someone to the moon thirty years ago. But when we go to great depths of the sea we don't go "well... it aint mars".

      Leno is dumb, I'm sorry I missed that one, don't be suprised I did.

      Still, the point remains no one else has done it... like you, or me.

    5. Re:Wow! by Surt · · Score: 2

      "Still, the point remains no one else has done it... like you, or me."

      Well, I was going to do it last year, but I was born several million dollars too poor.

      This is not a feat of great skill, but of adequate engineering, and good weather.

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  14. High Altitude Sleep Deprivation Study by Titusdot+Groan · · Score: 3, Funny

    In other news, Bud Light Scientists recently announced they were nearing the end of their ground breaking high altitude sleep deprivation beer party study.

    1. Re:High Altitude Sleep Deprivation Study by gerf · · Score: 1

      i'm more interested in the Bud Light than the balloon.

      and, for the non-americans ("don't drink that piss water, blah blah blah"), at least he had to urinate more, over your, pardon the pun, peon countries

  15. not 24,000 miles by crow · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Earth is about 24,000 miles around, and he's about 8,000 miles short of that. Obviously, as you said, if he had gone on a 15-minute 1-mile trip around the South Pole, nobody would have considered it a round-the-world trip. At what point does it count?

    Sure, he set a record for the longest distance solo flight, I'll give him that.

    1. Re:not 24,000 miles by Dead+Chicken · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you guys actually read some of the information on the site then you would see that

      -snip-
      As established by the Fédération Aéronautique Internationale - the International governing body of aeronautics - the rules say a pilot must set a course of waypoints within a band of the Earth that stays at least 30 degrees latitude south of the North Pole or 30 degrees north of the South Pole. The lines joining those waypoints (on a "great circle" projection) must stay outside those polar caps, although parts of the actual flight can drift inside them.

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    2. Re:not 24,000 miles by normandr · · Score: 1

      The latitude of the jet stream is an important factor in choosing where to start. At the equator you would have a longer slower journey.

  16. One of the more quaint rules is... by Thagg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That you have to survive the landing for 48 hours, something that Fosset has thus far not demonstrated.

    There was joke going around during the construction of Rutan's Voyager round-the-world-nonstop-nonrefueled plane, back in the mid 80's. Nothing was spared to reduce weight on that project, because every pound of additional structure required six or seven pounds of additional fuel, requiring more structure, and so on. Unfortunately, that philosophy turned the cockpit into a bit of a hellhole. The saying was, though, that any more than 48 hours of survival was excess design capacity; unneeded for the record attempt.

    thad

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  17. Jacknuts in Chicago by PMadavi · · Score: 1

    So, this guy is from Chicago. You can't imagine the amount of press coverage it has gotten here. Some jacknuts millionare decides he's too bored with squashing the poor so he gets in a blimp and flies around the world.

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    1. Re:Jacknuts in Chicago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm...It's not a blimp, genius. If you can't tell the difference between a blimp and a hot-air balloon, then you have no business here.

    2. Re:Jacknuts in Chicago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ummm...It's not a blimp, genius. If you can't tell the difference between a blimp and a hot-air balloon, then you have no business here.

      When did the business requirement get institutes. And go get your damned irony detector recalibrated while you're at it.

    3. Re:Jacknuts in Chicago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Australia a UFO has been spotted streaking towards Forrester - and its not a weather balloon - and this is not on the news either. Outruning a UFO surely is yet another record.

    4. Re:Jacknuts in Chicago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Squashing the poor???

    5. Re:Jacknuts in Chicago by PMadavi · · Score: 1

      Okay, how about squashing deez in your mouf.

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  18. This Just In by recordalator · · Score: 3, Funny

    Man with too much money has finally accomplished a completely useless feat after only 5 previous attempts to do so.

    What a great day for humanity.

  19. Do something worthy by conduit4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm tired of hearing about these people that have more money than one human being needs. This guy and others (Bill Gates) have enough money to change the world if they wanted to. Why dont they put their money to some good use rather than stupid crap like this. They could change a small country that is dying off due to starvation or lack of water but what do they spend their money on. Balloons. I can understand wanting to do all these things just to say you did it, but I would feel horrible about myself knowing that I have that much money and I am flaunting it around while children are dying all over the world.

    1. Re:Do something worthy by gethane · · Score: 1

      Ahh, but there's the hitch.. You CARE that children are dying all over the world.. They.. don't.

    2. Re:Do something worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I swear I'm not a Microsoft fan, but even I have to acknowledge that the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has done more for humanity than most of us could ever hope to. One could argue that Gates won't exactly starve for those billions he's donated, but I think it's a little unfair to overlook what he has done.

    3. Re:Do something worthy by thetman · · Score: 1

      Bill Gates IS doing something about it. He will eventually be responsible for saving thousands and likely millions of lives of people in undeveloped countries. But you will probably still think you are morally superior to him, because he did it the easy way, using money.

      That's the difference between you and people like Bill Gates.

    4. Re:Do something worthy by conduit4 · · Score: 1

      yup, I sure do think I am superior to him. That is exactly what I said. Anyway, I admit that I was wrong to include him, I was just heated and babling before thinking. Just dont go putting words in my mouth please.

    5. Re:Do something worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they're doing it to get in the history books. Do you remember the names of people who donated large sums of money to charity?

    6. Re:Do something worthy by conduit4 · · Score: 1

      Who cares if people remember them. The people who are helping know that they are helping and thats all that is important. When was the last time you helped someone and didnt expect recognition?

    7. Re:Do something worthy by conduit4 · · Score: 1

      I agree, I was just ranting and not thinking. I take back my inclusion of Billy.

    8. Re:Do something worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.....

      Get off your high horse and practice what you preach, instead of trolling on Slashdot.

      Funny thing is, you rag on this guy for spending his own money instead of donating it, and say that you would feel bad for doing the same thing, but you don't seem to feel bad for taking that paycheck you earn by trolling Slashdot all day behind the boss' back.

      Go home, troll.

    9. Re:Do something worthy by conduit4 · · Score: 1

      Actually I currently only have $15.00 in my account. If I had the money I would. So dont go jumping to conclusions

    10. Re:Do something worthy by mblase · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They could change a small country that is dying off due to starvation or lack of water but what do they spend their money on. Balloons.

      And you could sell your PC and give the money to the Peace Corps to buy a few dozen more bags of grain, but what do you spend it on? Asinine Slashdot posts.

      Wealth is relative. You're ridiculously rich compared to the starving children you mention, and somehow I doubt you're lifting a finger to do much of anything about it. What you really mean is that you want him to spend his fabulous wealth on you and what you want, isn't it? Give all his money to the poor so you don't have to feel like you have to?

    11. Re:Do something worthy by thetman · · Score: 1

      A) Well, to me it sounded like you were implying that Bill Gates doesn't care that children are dying throughout the world. And I would think it is safe to assume that you DO care.

      B) So, if this is the case, then I would say that you ARE morally superior to Bill Gates, woiuldn't you?

      So of the above, which is wrong, A, B, or both?

    12. Re:Do something worthy by conduit4 · · Score: 1

      Everyone is missing my point. These people have billions of dollars. I dont. I said that if I had that money I would try to do more with it. Like I said in another post I currently have $15.00 in my bank account. Doesnt give me very much to give away right now does it?

    13. Re:Do something worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put your money where your mouth is. Kill your internet connection, sell your computer, and give that money to the needy in your area.

      What? You won't do it? You like having a, for all intents and purposes, a toy? Maybe a hobby at best?

      Pot, meet kettle.

    14. Re:Do something worthy by conduit4 · · Score: 1

      Yeah thats exactly what I was saying, thanks for clearing that up. You are so insightful, has anyone ever told you that. Read my other posts and get a clue

    15. Re:Do something worthy by davie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'll bet you I'm more tired of hearing from people who think they have the right to determine what other people should own. When it comes right down to it, you probably think that anyone who has more than you has too much. Nevermind that the person who signs (or will sign) your paychecks probably has a helluva lot more than you. Should we take what he has and give it away so you can be laid off?

      The world is crawling with people who think you have too much and are perfectly willing to kill you in order to take it from you.

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    16. Re:Do something worthy by conduit4 · · Score: 1

      I'd like you to show me where I said they have too much money. Thank you ALL for putting words into my mouth.

    17. Re:Do something worthy by thetman · · Score: 1

      Either way, unless you're putting in volunteer time, you're not doing anything great for society either, so how about you just keep quiet until you have something valid to say. You are not one to judge.

    18. Re:Do something worthy by conduit4 · · Score: 1

      Do you mean like volunteering at the local youth group childrens museum. I guess not because you know me soooo well

    19. Re:Do something worthy by cetan · · Score: 1

      So it's ok for you not to care because you don't think you have enough to change things but it's not ok for them to not to care because they have (in your eyes) too much?

      Your 15.00 is the same % of your wealth as their billions are to them.

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    20. Re:Do something worthy by thetman · · Score: 1

      If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride.

      Get back to us when you're doing something better. I bet if you looked into it, he has actually done something useful for the world, if nothing else taking chances and creating jobs and wealth for other people who in turn do good for the underprivileged. I'd feel pretty confident that he HAS done more good for others than you ever will in your entire life, regardless of your present age. Before posting a rebuttal, why don't you stop for a few minutes and think.

    21. Re:Do something worthy by cetan · · Score: 1

      Just like you know the philanthropic balance sheet of Mr. Fossett, right? You know the exact dollar amounts that did and didn't give to charity?

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    22. Re:Do something worthy by conduit4 · · Score: 1

      Read my last post: "What I do"

    23. Re:Do something worthy by conduit4 · · Score: 1

      I admit I dont know that for certain. If someone proves me wrong like earlier with Bill Gates, No problem, I was wrong. I just merely expressed my opinion knowing what I know.

    24. Re:Do something worthy by thetman · · Score: 1

      The onus is not on us to prove you wrong. You are the one calling down Mr. Fossett, you provide us with the evidence, dum-dum.

      And I wouldn't get too big headed about volunteering at a museum, I wouldn't say you're "changing the world".

    25. Re:Do something worthy by tamarik · · Score: 1

      - The rich feller earned that money. His choice what he does with it. This is really the bottom line.

      - He can buy stuff and give it away (to famine areas, etc) which does nothing for him, except deplete his supply. How many rich despots tyrant over destitute countries? Example: Look at Palistinian "refugee camps" and look that Arafat,et al. never sweat.

      Or he can use his money to build an industry and get richer. In the process, many people will be employed and they prosper for lifetimes. This is how Apple, Walmart, etc all are today.

      - There are 2 kinds of folks jealous at those with money. One hates what the rich man has and works to take it away. The other one wants what the rich man has and works his tail off until he gets it.

      - Our feelings should be the result of what we do. Feelings should not be a motive for actions.

    26. Re:Do something worthy by conduit4 · · Score: 1

      I'm doing what my budget allows me. All I'm saying is I AM making an effort. I guess you didnt read my "What I do" post". I do more than everyone is assuming and proabably (I said probably) more than most of these people attaking me.

    27. Re:Do something worthy by sunking2 · · Score: 1

      You mean like Rockefeller(sp) and Carnegie? Never heard of them. Ask me the name of this joker in about 5 minutes and I'll have no clue.

      This is a clear case of someone that is very bored, has too much money, and likes to feed his ego. I bet he's hung like a flea ;)

    28. Re:Do something worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm tired of hearing about these people that have more money than one human being needs. This guy and others (Bill Gates) have enough money to change the world if they wanted to. Why dont they put their money to some good use rather than stupid crap like this. They could change a small country that is dying off due to starvation or lack of water but what do they spend their money on. Balloons. I can understand wanting to do all these things just to say you did it, but I would feel horrible about myself knowing that I have that much money and I am flaunting it around while children are dying all over the world.

      I think the statement is money can't buy sense !!

    29. Re:Do something worthy by thetman · · Score: 1

      Well Mr. Conduit, if you are having trouble with so many people, maybe you should look in the mirror. Seems an awful lot of people are "putting words in your mouth".

      You never did respond to the breakdown in the logic of how I "put words in your mouth", you should be able to point out where I "misinterpreted" you.

      No offense, but how old are you? Are you in school? What grade? Seriously, I am curious.

    30. Re:Do something worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hung like a flea, thats funny :)

    31. Re:Do something worthy by balloonhead · · Score: 1

      Do something worthy? Really, you may want to spend your time donig what you consider worthy, but it's not fair to impose your beliefs on others. He may or may not give to the needy but it's his money - he earned it however (whether or not he really 'earned' it) and so he can spend it however. If we don't have the freedom to spend our money (and our time) as we wish, then what freedom do we have?

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    32. Re:Do something worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, this has been an entertaining subthread. Yes, I read "What I do".

      A larger number of rich people are philanthropic. No, I'm not talking about the guy making 6 figures down the street that drives his Mercedes to the club. I'm talking about the people that are multimillionaires.

      These organizations that you donate your time to all require infrastructure. People donate money to create that infrastructure, it doesn't come from donated time and sheer force of will.

      The irony of the situation? This Fosset guy probably has already donated money to half the organizations you volunteer for. You, as a little cog in the machine that he probably has helped structure, have the gall to tell him he should spend all of his money on human welfare instead of any money on human achievement.

      The sad part is that morons like you get elected to political office, so instead of having a space program which provides a lot in terms of scientific and medical discoveries that improve human welfare they look at the budget numbers and say "Ooh we should spend billions on grain for the poor instead of curing disease or manufacturing a better crop yield" instead.

    33. Re:Do something worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh we applaud what you do. Donated time to charity causes is always worthwhile.

      We are attacking your moronic attitude. Yes, the attitude that says "I have $15 in my checking account, I know exactly how someone with millions of dollars should spend his/her money".

      Hey, I don't have millions of dollars either. But I'm smart enough to understand that managing/spending millions of dollars is a lot more complicated than my small investment account or going down to the gas station to spend $10 to fill my economy car.

    34. Re:Do something worthy by conduit4 · · Score: 1

      I am going into my third year of college, irrelevant though. The reason I didnt answer was it made no sense. A) I dont think he doesnt care children are dying, nor did I imply that. Show me where I said this. Besides, I took back my inclusion of Bill Gates after more thought. B) I dont think I am morally superior to anyone. I have my own beliefs and opinions and I try to respect others. Unlike a lot of people around here. Your logic was mearely opinion: "to me it sounded like...", "So, if this is the case, then I would say that..." both sound like opinions to me. How about you tell me how old you are now. Just because you may be older than me does that mean you have a better rational than me? I have met many people younger than me that I have a great respect for because of their intelligence.

    35. Re:Do something worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say for those that think anyone who has more than them has too much should go live in China or Cuba or one of the other few remaining communist countries where they have everyone have the same well usually except like the leaders and stuff..heh

    36. Re:Do something worthy by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      This guy and others (Bill Gates) have enough money to change the world if they wanted to. Why dont they put their money to some good use rather than stupid crap like this. They could change a small country that is dying off due to starvation or lack of water but what do they spend their money on.

      Perhaps like giving $1 billion to projects focused on the prevention and control of infectious disease. I don't have to like Bill's operating system, but I do have to admire the way he sheds his disposable cash.

    37. Re:Do something worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Show me where I said all of his money. Again words being put in my mouth

    38. Re:Do something worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok again where did I say that????

    39. Re:Do something worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you read a little more you'd see I took that back

    40. Re:Do something worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you read a little more you'd see I took that back.

      I didn't see that part of the discussion; must have been modded below my threshold at some point. At any rate, as Teddy said in Arsenic and Old Lace, "Let that be a lesson to you, young man!"

    41. Re:Do something worthy by Groganz · · Score: 1

      It's pretty sad if you consider freedom to spend your money your only freedom.

    42. Re:Do something worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why haven't you answered this question. How many posts have you made about people putting words in your mouth? So explain the above.

    43. Re:Do something worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " I dont think I am morally superior to anyone."

      So what then is your motive for telling people what to do with their time and money?
      And your education is noteworthy, I'm sure there are many others besides me who are interested. Third year college isn't too surprising. Look back after you are out of college for about 10 or 15 years and see at that point if you actually were as smart as you think you are right now.

      I didn't word that too well but it should be understandable :)

    44. Re:Do something worthy by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      So, what the hell are you posting from, a pad of paper? You have a computer, somehow, which represents more wealth than most of these poor, suffering people you talk about will see in their entire lives. If you manage to get on the internet, odds are really good that your having $15.00 in your bank account is fully your fault, and didn't happen because you magically can't get ahead.

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    45. Re:Do something worthy by conduit4 · · Score: 1

      Already did. Look furhter.

    46. Re:Do something worthy by conduit4 · · Score: 1

      Your right. Its because I'm in school and only work when I'm off so I can get just enough money to last until my next job. I'm not greedy and try to consume as much money as possible. I live on what I need to get by. College takes a lot out of you. (By the way, the computer was a gift that I got 3 years ago)

    47. Re:Do something worthy by conduit4 · · Score: 1

      Never told anyone to do anything. I just expressed my opinion and how I feel about it so I'm sorry none of you can accept another persons opinion.

    48. Re:Do something worthy by conduit4 · · Score: 1

      and like I said. Its my opinion and I understand that. It doesnt make me think I'm smarter than anyone. I know people dont agree with me and I'm fine with that. They have their own opinions and I respect them

    49. Re:Do something worthy by conduit4 · · Score: 1

      This is why these boards are here. I have stated my opinion and at the same time learned some new things and taken some of all your opinions into account. I was merely just ranting and look what this turned into. People need these sorts of things in order to grow. I enjoy hearing other peoples opinions and criticisms of what I do.I admit, I am still young and maybe when I'm out of school and done with co-op my opinions will change. We'll see. I'm finished with this thread and feel that it has served its purpose.

    50. Re:Do something worthy by balloonhead · · Score: 1
      And to spend your time as you want, which is fairly broad reaching; Even then, I didn't say they were our only freedoms, just said that if you couldn't spend your own time and money as you wanted then that was a big restraint; nit-picking the exact grammar and words or what I write doesn't change the actual meaning behind it, and doing so without actually reading it just shows your ignorance.

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    51. Re:Do something worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its amazing how much time (and money!) all of you spend answering this stupid thread about how you shoudl best spend your time and money!

    52. Re:Do something worthy by balloonhead · · Score: 1
      Actually I'm replying from work, so I pay for neither; I regard it as both time and money credit.

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  20. Flight 93 was shot down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flight 93 was shot down.

    I know because I was ordered to shoot down the plane. Due to the classified status of that day's events, I can not divulge my name or the method I used to bring down the target. After I touched down back at the base that day, I found that the passengers on flight 93 had successfully overpowered the hijackers moments before I killed them all. I have suffered immeasurable guilt since then, to the degree that the unit shrink has grounded me indefinitely.

    You will probably never know the full story. I do not think I can bear another six years of service before retirement and may be medically discharged by then, in which case I have nothing to live for any more.



  21. A better way by Joel+Ironstone · · Score: 2, Troll

    ...solo around the world, crossing the meridian where he started his historic journey June 19.

    I bet it would be much easier to cross back onto the meridian from where you started near a pole. I'm sure its colder, but its cold up there anyhow.

  22. One more record to go. by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 1

    Now they just need to send an empty balloon around the world and then we won't have to hear about these attempts anymore.

    1. Re:One more record to go. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already happened. I'm sure that the balloon I lost at the park when I was a kid made it around. That's what my mom told me anyway...

  23. Congrats! by daeley · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was really hairy during the bullfight, not to mention when they rescued the princess! Congratulations on a job well done!

    ;)

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  24. I would bet by Budgreen · · Score: 1

    That my lawn chair with some weather baloons could go faster due to streamlining.. 195mph pffft.

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  25. He's a Meatball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he really wants to burn millions of dollars to have his name remembered, why not donate the money to the construction of a neonatal ICU or something and get a little brass plaque out of it? How do idiots like this become millionaires, anyway?

    Thanks for helping out the human race, buddy. Enjoy your fame.

    1. Re:He's a Meatball by thetman · · Score: 1

      "How do idiots like this become millionaires, anyway?"

      LOL

      If he's an idiot, whats that make you? Or, did you
      a) turn down all offers of wage raises
      b) donate all salary increases to charity?

      If you are not declining offers of money (implying you desire more money), and you are not a millionaire, then what does that make you, if he is an idiot AND a millionaire?

    2. Re:He's a Meatball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A greater idiot is one who automatically equates wealth with intelligence.

  26. Yay for sponsors by Zabu · · Score: 1

    I would like to say that Bud Light made this journey possible. Remember the next time you are driving on a long trip that Bud Light will help you reach your final destination, it worked for Steve

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    1. Re:Yay for sponsors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also thanks to the Swedish Bikini Team and Jergen's. Those countless (um, ok 336) hours would have been cold, lonely, and much more chaffed without you.

  27. Take it easy on Fossett by drfunch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't you think that Mr. Fossett has endured enough without the criticism being heaped upon him by the Slashdot crowd.

    You have no idea how stressful and agonizing it is being a millionaire dilettante, having to indulge yourself constantly with testosterone and ego-enhancing 'sports' like yachting and ballooning.

    Feel his pain.

  28. Fatass Billionaire! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who gives a shit what this guy does...the average guy can't obviously compete with all the gear and shit he can afford.

    Sorry but this record means nothing whatsoever.

    1. Re:Fatass Billionaire! by thetman · · Score: 1

      Nor does landing a man on the moon. After all, any country with the technology and skilled astronauts and sufficient budget and scientific know-how could do that too.

      Even running a 2 minute mile means nothing, as anyone with appropriate genetics and training could do it, so whats the big deal right?

      Basically, no accomplishment means anything, as anyone could do it under the proper circumstances.

    2. Re:Fatass Billionaire! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's true, life is meaningless. Accomplishments are meaningless. Money is meaningless. This post is meaningless. But we still have to do something . . . I suppose we could all just rot in the sack and yield to the insects, but then what would become of the dogs? Think of the dogs. I guess what would be a great accomplishment would be someone like Dick Cheney admitting to how corrupt he and his administration is. Or big corporations worldwide to start behaving responsibly and not being ruled by the almighty dollar (or euro/yen/peso/dubloon). Just because you are good at making money doesn't make it right to do so in any circumstance. A great accomplishment is the people of the world uniting in peace despite being deluged with tripe from the propaganda machines of the corporate giants. This guys accomplishment was a meaningless exercise in ego stroke, as were all of his other "feats". That is his business and his right, and he will deal with his own sanciti sack in due time.

      I mean no dis to the parent post, and understand it is satirical. I just needed to rant . . .

    3. Re:Fatass Billionaire! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill Gates can probably break this "record" if wanted but he has other grand things in mind (feeding the poor and trying to help scientist find cures for lethal diseases like AIDS).

      Hate M$ all you want but you've got to love Bill Gates for the huge checks he writes to charities.

  29. Here are the "official rules" by Lev13than · · Score: 5, Informative

    It appears that the rules for balloon flights are established by The Fédération Aéronautique Internationale (FAI):

    http://www.fai.org/ballooning/rtw2-98.asp

    There's lots of interesting info on their website at http://www.fai.org/

    It's a good read, if for no other reason than gaining the ability to drop "homologation" into your next conversation.

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  30. layperson asking meterorologist by digitalsushi · · Score: 2

    Or whoever knows about wind patterns... I read this book in high school, don't remember the name off hand but basically there's a nuclear war in the northern hemisphere. Everyone up here dies. Everyone in Australia is flipping out, because slowly the radiation seems down and kills all of them too. (Is it called _On the Beach_?) Anyways, the point being, winds DONT occur for like a 40 mile band on the equator right? IF this is true, then a balloonist would not be able to cross the equator, no?

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    1. Re:layperson asking meterorologist by nochops · · Score: 2

      You're probably referring to the "doldrums" or "horse lattitudes".

      Anyway, I don't think that they'd only apply to surface winds, not winds aolft, as a baloon would encounter.

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    2. Re:layperson asking meterorologist by nochops · · Score: 2

      TYPO IN MY FIRST REPLY...HERE'S THE CORRECT ONE:

      You're probably referring to the "doldrums" or "horse lattitudes".

      Anyway, I think that they'd only apply to surface winds, not winds aolft, as a baloon would encounter.

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    3. Re:layperson asking meterorologist by Anus+Bird+Girl · · Score: 1

      Aolft?

      (!)

    4. Re:layperson asking meterorologist by kiwimate · · Score: 2

      The book is (as everyone has confirmed) titled "On The Beach".

      The author is (as no-one has yet pointed out -- preen) Nevil Shute. (FWIW, he also wrote "A Town Like Alice", and several other books.) Chances are he had more than a passing knowledge about this sort of thing as he was an engineer who founded an aircraft manufacturing company.

    5. Re:layperson asking meterorologist by nochops · · Score: 2

      Whoops!

      I guess that makes 2 typos!

      It should say "aloft" (not on the surface).

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    6. Re:layperson asking meterorologist by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Typo?

      You misspelled latitudes, aloft and balloon. Not bad for a two sentence reply.

      Next!

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  31. Why Einstein's Head for an icon? by BranMan · · Score: 2

    Jeez, this guy spent I don't know how many years of his life, and millions of dollars, trying to reach this goal. How is the science logo appropriate for that? Is there an artist out there who could whip up a good looking balloon icon?

    It's the least we can (collectively, I'm no artist) do.

  32. Is anyone else sick.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of these rich assholes with nothing better to do with their money than this? Seriously, is there any skill involved? I am guessing your chances come down to the amount of money you are willing to spend. Do something good with those millions.

    1. Re:Is anyone else sick.. by thetman · · Score: 1

      So if he was to lend you his balloon, you could do it I assume? If not, then what was your point?

      Or did you mean that you could do it, provided someone gave you a multimillion dollar balloon and the training required to know how to do it? Yes, in that case I guess you ae right. Brain surgery is also no big deal, after all, you could do it too, provided you learned how to do it. Piece of cake really?

      Tell me, is there anything anyone could do that would impress you outside of saving the world through opening up their source code?

    2. Re:Is anyone else sick.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm.. perhaps rms would impress me if he gave up on emacs...

  33. MOD PARENT UP by gerf · · Score: 1

    good info i guess, even though it's blocked from my work connection... boo IT! :P

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Your_Mom · · Score: 1
      ...boo IT!
      Hello Bob. Think you could make fun of us and not get away with it? How about I post those IM conversations with your S.O. that you had this morning?

      Simon, IT Staff

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    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP by gerf · · Score: 1

      talk about off topic... but imagine me, an electrical engineer who builds networks, albeit of a controls engineering sort, is not even allowed to view the computer Date/Time Properties, much less install a program. oh, and i'm violating company policy by going to /., they log all my emails, and they block sites, sometimes relevant ones by accident. then, i tell them yesterdaythat my vid card is fux0red and won't show green anymore. i know why: the power supply fan died, and the computer overheated, which fried a chip that is involved in the color green. i keep telling them, sometimes when they're in a cubicle right by me, and they ignore it. please, IT is not the godhead they (sometimes at least) make themselves out to be.

      poop, there goes my karma

  34. My Dreams Come True! by dreadpiratemark · · Score: 1

    That's great! No more slowpoke airplanes for me! Now I can finally hope to see in my lifetime my dream come true of cheap, reliable, balloon flights anywhere in the world. I'll keep my eyes set on Travelocity for the moment when they add a 'balloon' search and I'll be the first to book my flight.

    (Stupid millionaires with nothing better to do with their money. Lord, some of us have to WORK - okay, fair enough, I'm playing at /. not working but you know what I mean - not just blow through cash in pointless excercises.)

    Mark

    1. Re:My Dreams Come True! by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      So... how do you think he *got* those millions of dollars, by sitting on his arse?

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  35. Just doesn't look like circumnavigation to me by mikosullivan · · Score: 1

    To me the test of going "around the world" is to go through two points that are on the opposite sides of the planet, point A to point B, then back to A. With all due kudos to Fosset, he didn't do that.

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    1. Re:Just doesn't look like circumnavigation to me by cetan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, why didn't he just drive that ballon right over to those two points? I mean come on, it's not like he's in an unpowered vehicle or anything. It's not like he doesn't control the winds at every level in the atmosphere. How could he have possibly missed it? He'd better get you on board for his next attempt so you can show him how it's done.

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    2. Re:Just doesn't look like circumnavigation to me by mikosullivan · · Score: 1
      I'll attempt (not quite successfully) to ignore the childish part ofyour response and address the relevent parts:
      • It doesn't make sense to redefine things just because they're too difficult. Probably nobody will ever be able to clear a mile high jump. Does that mean we should redefine "mile" to six feet so that somebody can jump it?

      • Your point about the points is well taken. It's not necessary to pass exactly over two opposing points to go completely around. Try this: given two points on the opposite side of the globe, circumnavigation consists of passing over or directly northwards of the northernmost point, over or directly southwards of the southermost point, then over or directly northwards of the northernmost point again. It could alternately consist of south-north-south.
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  36. I do not consider this a true "around the world".. by Mashiki · · Score: 0

    trip, while he did circle around the world in a ballon, the distance he truely covered was small. I mean, I could go around the world by walking around the edge of the south or north pole. And by that I do not mean the ice sheets or edge of the continent, I could do it by walking in a 5ft. diamiter around the south or north pole.

    But for the normal person would that count as going around? No! Maybe I'm being too hard and all, but around the world in my opinion is going around the area of the planet where the most distance is covered. Otherwise, he only went for a jaunt.

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  37. This Just In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hypocritical man with too much time on his hands goes online to flame others for attempting to set records or do something they enjoy.

    What a great day for humanity.

  38. He made it? by pxdescent · · Score: 1

    About a year ago there was some tour to visit the actual communciation station (I happen to go to WashU) to talk to Steve. I passed and the very next day he crashed, but it didn't phase me much because I just assumed he was going to try again..and again...and again...and fail, fail, fail. Looks like he proved me wrong and I'll never be able to visit the communciation station..I hate my life.

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  39. Adventurer?? by GodInHell · · Score: 2, Funny

    They didn't even say what his class was!

    And Look! What kind of Bio is this for an "adventurer":
    Fossett's other adventures have including swimming the English Channel, piloting a dog sled in the Iditarod race in Alaska, driving in the LeMans auto endurance race in France and finishing the Ironman Triathlon in Hawaii.

    I see no Dragons! No Kobolds! Not even a little steenking goblin.

    Heh, some adventurer he is.

    -GiH
    Come here, that I might BRAIN thee!

    1. Re:Adventurer?? by Schwamm · · Score: 1

      I'd be more concerned about his lack of encounters with grues, but that's probably a good thing for him.

  40. ITS REALLY TOO BAd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that this guy isn't dead. That would give me wood.

    G to the Goatse.cx
    T to the Tubgirl.com

    fo' shizzle my nizzle don't try and posst about linux because you're all gay.

    HAPPY TROLL TUESDAY!!

    TweeKinDaBahx

  41. Book is called "On the Beach" by pgpckt · · Score: 1


    Yes, the book is Called "On the Beach".

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  42. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh and look, it's sponsored by Bud Light...i swear WashU is Ansheucer-Busch University in every retrospect...

    1. Re:wow by Junta · · Score: 1

      I'm more struck by the coolness of the shortening of Washington University to Washu,of Tenchi fame :)

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    2. Re:wow by Beaker74 · · Score: 2, Informative

      AFAIK, it's always been "Wash-u" here in St. Louis. I guess this story has opened that particular abbreviation to the rest of the world. :)

  43. big deal by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

    didn't francis drake circumcise the world with a 30-foot clipper?

    1. Re:big deal by scosol · · Score: 1

      Dead kittens indeed...

      Hmmm what happened to the earth's foreskin after Drake "circumcised" it?

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    2. Re:big deal by rat7307 · · Score: 1

      We Call it New Zealand

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  44. Yaaaayyyyy!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some ass wasted a Mod point by modding me down, yaayyy!!!. Now do it again, comeon, mod this down too!!!! Asss. THis IS a troll.

  45. Pussylipped bastard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Went around on the small end, not the equator, therefore he is a pussy! Dotfreakincom. I could go around the north pole WALKING and "circumnavigate" the globe is a few seconds! Still would not be "CIRCUMNAVIGATING" the globe. Circumference you asswipes. not almost part of the circumference!

  46. This guy has done lots of other stuff too by gatekeep · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to a story on CNN.com He's done a whole lot of other impressive stuff too.

    To quote;
    "Fossett's other adventures have including swimming the English Channel, piloting a dog sled in the Iditarod race in Alaska, driving in the LeMans auto endurance race in France and finishing the Ironman Triathlon in Hawaii."

    1. Re:This guy has done lots of other stuff too by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Fossett's other adventures have including swimming the English Channel

      I wonder why my cable doesn't get this channel. I guess I should call them and ask. It sounds good.

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    2. Re:This guy has done lots of other stuff too by rat7307 · · Score: 1

      We call it New Zealand

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    3. Re:This guy has done lots of other stuff too by rat7307 · · Score: 1
      ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H

      oops, wrong thread...


      my bad

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  47. yuk by selderrr · · Score: 2

    "The Living Earth® image is a highly accurate composite of multiple high-resolution satellite images that has been color-enhanced to appear natural to the human eye. "

    I hate this kind of crap talk : it's stressing totally silly, useless details, buzwords and nonsense. A Black and white map with only the outline of the continents would have been just as clear.
    And who says they didn't just scan it from a stupid $10 atlas from one of their kids ?

    BAH
    Even when he's having fun, a millionaire can't stop blabbering peptalk. Doesn't anyone else feel like puking on his fucking balloon ?

  48. What do you think that money was spent on? by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ground crew. People who made the balloon, equipment, and supplies.

    It's like the space program -- people act as if the money is just shot into space and lost. It wasn't -- it is spent on the designers, builders, support crew.

    Whether or not those people should have considered getting "real" jobs is another question which you seem to know the answer to. I personally would rather they got it than some jacknape too lazy to get off his ass and look for a job. And if it comes down to a spacecraft or balloon engineer or ground crew, vs someone equally deserving in some other country, I'd just as soon it went to the locals.

  49. Damned Americans! by wgahmphma · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows his name is "Steve Tap". ;-)

  50. What I do by conduit4 · · Score: 1

    How about the walk I do every year to raise money for disabled adults. The money I donate for Mitochondrial disease, AIDS, Jimmy fund, and the salvation army whenever I can. And the Childrens museum at the local youth group that I volunteered at. Or volunteering for repainting the playground. Sounds to me like you all should put your money where your mouth is.

    1. Re:What I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, so why don't you work your ass off for years, make lot's of money (and in the meantime lots of jobs for others to live on), and then give it all away. Just because someone is rich doesn't mean they don't care about others or help them out. And if he wants to waste HIS money, let him. Quit your whining...

  51. I just circumnavigated my front yard by rtphokie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    While it's certainly a shorter trip than this guy but it's not around the world either (and a lot less expensive).

  52. Moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a) This dude is a moron. b) The fact that there are even "rules" set by some "federation" for this is amazing.

  53. Pointless Press Coverage by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2

    So, this guy is from Chicago. You can't imagine the amount of press coverage it has gotten here.

    I feel for you, pal. I don't live anywhere near Chicago and I've already heard way too fucking much about this.

    Most mass media outlets are billing this as one of the major stories of the day. Why? Does anyone really give a shit? I mean really, really care? How many of us really care about ballooning? How many of us know anything about ballooning? Why is this a major news story?

    I hear a lot of people complaning that this guy should have used his money to help needy causes rather than attempt this record. I understand this frustration and disgust. However, it is his money after all and he's entitled to spend it however he likes. The thing that galls me is that the media fawns over him like he's accomplished some monumental achievement on behalf of the human race. Yeah, yeah, it's a record. So what? I don't hate this millionare. I hate the media for hyping him up as some kind of hero or celebrity.

    The super rich will always find ways to amuse themselves with their money. That's fine. So why the hell is this a news story?

    GMD

  54. This was far more impressive by blixel · · Score: 1

    When Dick Rutan piloted the Voyager around the world near the Equator in 1986, it was a far more impressive feat. They flew just over 24,000 miles, which is slightly further than the circumference of the Earth.

  55. Adventurer? Bah! by phliar · · Score: 2
    Bored rich guy is more like it. I have my eye on a few FAI records and if I had some money I'd be breaking those.

    For people not involved with FAI records: there are several classes based on aircraft type, engine type, task etc. A record would look something like "production single-engine land monoplane, less than 200 HP, fastest flight over a distance of 500 miles."

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  56. It's the sound that's made when their stock tanks by zrk · · Score: 1

    just spell it aloud

  57. Stuff that matters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now maybe he will leave us alone. And how in the hell did this article make it here? News for Millionares stuff that no one cares about.

  58. In other news... by asavage · · Score: 1

    Jackie Chan will star in a remake of the classic around the world in 80 days

  59. Around the Wrold? by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 2

    Judging on the pic of the map I'd hardly call this "around the world". A person could walk in a 10 foot wide circle and cross all longitudes too. This just doen't seem to be that great a deal to me. If he followed the equator or something like that, sure, then I'd call that a DAMN big deal, but this is kinda minor IMHO...

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    I'm just a mortal with potential of a super man.
    1. Re:Around the Wrold? by term0r · · Score: 1

      Havn't about 20 other similar people already posted this lame comment? Sorry for sounding abrupt but it just seems like half of these posts I am reading are stating the same thing, and Im reading at +2. I would hate to see how many people there would be if I read at 0 or -1.

  60. Did he fly a Great Circle??? by MasteroftheVoxel · · Score: 1

    I don't think it should count if he didn't. And it sure looks like he didn't.

    I could do the same thing. Just take me to the South Pole with a air balloon and I'll make a little circle around it. Heck, I'll do it a dozen times. Technically, I'm crosses all the lines of latitude, so thats "around the world", right?

    To me, unless you make a Great Circle, its not really "around the world".

    1. Re:Did he fly a Great Circle??? by Winterblink · · Score: 1

      Sixth time's the charm. Guess some people have way oo much time and money on their hands.

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      -Hoban Washburn
  61. Bill Gates does give away his money, you fucker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You blind lemming slashdotters may not want to hear this, but Bill Gates gives away the absolute most amount of money compared to anyone else in history, literally over $20 billion. He has already said that he intends to donate 99% of his wealth by the time he dies.

    Can you imagine the good'ol'boys down in Texas that are pumping oil doing the same thing? Not a fucking chance. Bill Gates may want to take over computing, but he fully intends on helping out people around the world with his money.

    1. Re:Bill Gates does give away his money, you fucker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good point

  62. He was in a balloon, not a plane. by hotgrits · · Score: 1

    I'm not trying to be a jerk, but look at the polar view of his flightpath. He's not near the equator, and he never crosses it.

    What people seem to forget is that Fossett is flying a balloon, not a plane.

    Unlike planes, balloons are at the mercy of the wind. As any sailor, pilot, or meterologist knows, there is very little wind at the equator. In order for Fossett to make his trip, he needed to find good, strong winds. He's no dummy, so he also charted a course away from ornery countries who don't appreciate millionaires flying through their airspace.

    While it may not have been an equatorial course, it was still challenging nonetheless. Most people would have given up well before their sixth try.

  63. Meteorologist replying... by jellisky · · Score: 2

    Well, it depends on what you're talking about...

    It is well-known that near the equator and near the surface, the winds are generally light. But there is what's called the "Inter-Tropical Convergence Zone", an area of convergent winds. You can see that on a satellite picture of the western Pacific (look at the bottom edge, near the equator, obviously...). The latitude of this zone varies by season, moving always toward the summer hemisphere. It is an important component in what is called the "Hadley cell", which is an important circulation since it carries a great deal of heat from the tropics to the mid-latitudes and helps explain the placement of the major deserts. A good discussion of the very general "General Circulation of Earth's Atmosphere" can be found here, however some of the more interesting "facts" in it are currently in debate (for example, the existence of the Ferrel cell... the Hadley cell is definitely there, though).

    So, the tropics aren't totally wind-free and are actually quite important to what happens through the rest of the world. I believe that it's been calculated that the average residence time of an air parcel in any one hemisphere is about 2 to 4 years, meaning that most parcels travel between hemispheres decently frequently.

    Other factors to include is what's called the "Quasi-Biennial Oscillation" or QBO. This is strictly a lower stratospheric phenomenon (30 hPa is a pressure with sea level around 1000 hPa... 30 hPa is somewhere around 30 km above sea level.)

    For some info on the QBO, check out:
    http://www.atmos.ucla.edu/~cwhung/qbo.html
    http://tao.atmos.washington.edu/data_sets/qbo/

    Hope this helps. In short, a balloonist could be able to cross the equator. But you'd want to avoid it since the equator is normally pretty stormy.

    -Jellisky

  64. Donations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't the millions of dollars he wasted achieving this been better spent on donating it to something? Cancer research? AIDS Research? Something other than pissing away your money from a freaking balloon?

    1. Re:Donations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has already been covered and the person originally suggesting it has properly been flogged for such an inane knee-jerk response. Maybe you should browse at -1 or 0 occasionally; you'd already know that.

  65. Science by Bloody+Bastard · · Score: 1

    Why was this rated "Science"?

  66. all I can say is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fucking so what?

  67. The circumnavigation rules state... by ashitaka · · Score: 2

    A circumnavigation is anything where latitude is between -60 and + 60 degrees. (i.e. at least 30 degreees from the poles) with allowances for brief transgressions as he did in the south Atlantic.

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    1. Re:The circumnavigation rules state... by Grit · · Score: 1

      Interesting--- do you have a source for this we can check out? Who makes the rules?

  68. Ballon tech by Vought+28 · · Score: 1

    There are many positive tech spin offs from this seemingly pointless trip. Better weather forcasting to predict killer hurricanes. Cheaper transportion that does not emit noxious greenhouse gasses. Or perhaps just cheaper ways for us to study the atmosphere, or whats left of it.

  69. I think I speak for all of us when I say by gelfling · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Who fucking cares.

  70. now.. by outz · · Score: 1

    I hope they shut up about this.
    It doesn't look like a global circumnavigation as much as a global circumcision.

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  71. About the course by BFD_Jon · · Score: 1

    The guy didn't really go around the world, he went more in a pentagon shape around Antarctica. Granted, if he went around the equator, the temprature is liable to be more extreme, but I don't think this is such a great milestone. After all, we all know that balloons are capible of going great distances- what's the point of accomplishing a polygon around the world with one, besides to get your name slapped in a record book that's already 500 pages thick? The first airplane was a major accomplishment, because it was truly something new and innovative; but balloons have been around for ages, and personally, I'm not impressed by another one of them going a couple thousand miles in a few weeks.

  72. WHO FUCKING CARES??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only amazing thing about this as far as I'm concerned is that they could build a balloon big enough to lift the FAT RETARD off the earth in the first place.

  73. props by outz · · Score: 1

    Gotta hand it to Fossett though. He's persistent. I don't think I'd have gotten back aboard the thing after that time when lightning snapped the cables in the middle of the night and his capsule fell like 15 thousand feet into the ocean. Pretty freaking scary if you ask me.

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  74. definition by outz · · Score: 1

    Given the definition of 'global circumnavigation,' I think I'll go walk in a four-foot diameter circle at the south pole and consider myself a world traveller. Now maybe Fossett will fut the shuck up and let amercia go back to envisioning martha stewart behind prison bars.

    In the meantime, Fossett will be busy over the next few weeks screwing a model on a pile of cash.

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  75. Woopteedoo by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 3, Funny

    Millionaire pounds "me first" record into submission. A world yawns...

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  76. Question by outz · · Score: 1

    So what exactly does piloting a balloon entail, anyway..? Utilizing your valuable hoping skills to wish you'll be blown in the right direction?

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  77. It's a Hoax! by sakusha · · Score: 2

    This is NOT an "orbit" of the earth. Skimming around the edge of Antarctica is NOT an orbit of the earth. It's like the guys who work at the south pole, there's a marker to indicate the true geographic pole, you can walk around it and claim you orbited the earth in a few seconds. I'll save my praise for someone who orbits around the equator, like Dick Rutan and Jeana Yaeger did.

  78. Great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This goes under the "Man I really don't care" file.

  79. Re:Quit being a self-righteous crybaby by rjamestaylor · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That I am your philosophical enemy brings me great joy and satisfaction.

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  80. First Circumnavigation by Bertrand Piccard by Bio · · Score: 1

    The first non-stop circumnavigation of the globe in a hot air balloon was achieved in March 1999 by the Swiss Bertrand Piccard and his British co-pilot Brian Jones.

    Their voyage lasted 19 days. It started in Chateau d'Oex and ended in a desert in Egypt.

    Bertrand is the grandson of Auguste Piccard and the son of Jacques Piccard.

    More information

    1. Re:First Circumnavigation by Bertrand Piccard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the half brother of jean luc piccard ?

  81. Balooney tunes by son37891 · · Score: 1

    Doesn't this seem more than usually self-indulgent in the light of our post-9/11 world.

  82. Wouldn't want to help others, of course... by Boomer2 · · Score: 1

    It would be too much to ask, of course, for him to use his time and wealth to help others. After all, he probably made his millions squashing other people.

    Good riddence. Glad I won't need to hear about that spoiled brat anymore.

  83. Re:Quit being a self-righteous crybaby by T3kno · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    School is for learning, not for warping childrens' religious views based on some widely accepted yet paranoid fantasy


    You mean like the theory of evolution?
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  84. And he will be remembered! by rapidweather · · Score: 1

    All of us would love to be able to do all those wonderful things, but we are, by our own hand, chained to our "jobs", and will never, I repeat, never find the time to do any that. History books will be written, and we will be left out.

  85. Science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know I'm nitpicking, but what do attempts to get into the guinness book have to do with science?

  86. Its hardly science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's the science in this? Engineering, yes. Aeronautics, yes. Adventure, yes. Science? I don't think so.

  87. Salon by phriedom · · Score: 1

    You didn't see the Salon article. Their headline was "Tycoon completes global balloon trip." Talk about spin. "Fosset..." would have been a much better/unbiased headline, and for the same number of letters.

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  88. Re:I'm glad he finally made it -NOPE by jackb_guppy · · Score: 2

    He is about 6k miles short. He went around the southern hemishere, but not around the world.

    If he did then, he should have went a shorter route, like once around the south pole at the 89 degree mark.

  89. If you fly 18,000 miles in a balloon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can you say that you've flown around the world if you only travel 18,000 miles? I mean, the world is 25,000 around, so you can't just pretend that 18,000 is the same as 25,000 simply because you end up near where you started, can you? Of course not.

  90. around the antartic in 14 days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He didnt fly around the world, he flew in a tiny circle around the antartic.

    The rules should say they have to fly close to the equator

  91. Um. . .China's not Communist anymore. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, it's a one-party totalitarian dictatorship but it's combinded with a free-market economy. They'd probably welcome someone like balloon-boy, btw. Now lets see. . .what do we call a one-party dictatorship + capitalist economy? Oh yes, that's right--Fascism.

  92. Is it just me? by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or do most of you secretly desire for this man to crash and burn in the ocean?

    What a waste of time and energy. It's year 2002 and you accomplish something using 1900 technology helped by 2002 gadgets. Big freaking deal!

    Don't give in to the media hype. Ignore all coverage of this gluutonous event and focus your lives discussing "REAL" topics.

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  93. the extra day by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 1

    Yes, but did he remember to subract the extra day from when he went over the international date line? Both Philious Fogg and the 3 Stooges made that error.

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  94. Only if "around the world"="around the south poll" by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    please, this guy didn't fly "around the world". He flew a circle around the south poll. There's a pretty big diffrence.

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  95. He's still flying, due to a lack of Latin by EvilBastard · · Score: 3, Informative

    "He's going to try to put down some place safe. A safe landing is the key to everything right now," says the Sydney Morning Herald

    The print version of the story goes on to describe a safe landing was a large open area, dotted with a few trees to avoid dragging him around.

    The catch ? He was planning on flying over the Nullarbor plain in Western Australia. Nullarbor is not Australain Aboriginal - it means "No Trees" in Latin for obvious reasons.

    So they are going to skip that, stay south and will probably hit South Australia in a couple of hours, continuing to clock up the miles.

  96. Science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does it have to do with science?
    Isn't it just another stupid to spend money?

  97. if not circumnavigation but surely distance ... by vortexau · · Score: 1

    The NEWS from Australia: He's well PAST his start point. Steve Fosset expects to be near the Queensland border by daybreak (local time).
    The speed of the airflow (wind) is making it dangerous to land.
    If this keeps up, he should have travelled 24,000 miles (have a look at a good map for the West-East distance of Australia's coasts).
    Remember, he took-off in the South-West corner of Western Australia.
    Unfortunitely, I don't think he has enough fuel and supplies to go around a second time!
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  98. Anyone read his next project in 3 WEEKS?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Anyone read the CNN.com article?

    " "My next big project is to fly a glider into the stratosphere (between 9 and 31 miles high), and will make the first attempts at that around the end of July," he said. "

    End of July?? As in this July?? Exactly how much planning does it take to fly a glider into the stratosphere? If it only takes 3 weeks of preparation and planning, why isn't every millionaire doing this, and why is this impressive?

    I take more time to plan a one week vacation, and you don't see me calling the press!

  99. He didn't make it... yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He didn't make it yet. They are still looking for a place to land. They want a place with light winds and lots of trees to stop the balloon from dragging too far. Unfortunately, they are looking on the Nullabor Plain. Gee, I wonder what NULL ARBOR means. And I wonder if they're going to find any trees out there. You should have studied Latin, Fossett.

  100. He is still up there by gnugnugnu · · Score: 1

    The funny thing is he has not landed yet (last time i heard the news at least) and strange as it might seem he is looking for trees to crash into, to help slow down his landing presumabley.
    Problem is he is currently flying over parts of Australia not likely to have many trees.

    If you had millions in the bank what you spend it on? Assuming he is reasonably charitable this seems like as good a way as any to spend his disposable income.

  101. My life is forever changed..... by Johnny_Longtorso · · Score: 1

    BFD - another rich boy does something totally useless and selfish. How better a place the world is now.
    How many people could have been fed or clothed or housed with the millions wasted on this crap?

    People suck.

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  102. Re:Do something worthy, BG does! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Gates Foundation gives money to humanitarian causes, to the tune of several billion so far! I worked at Johns Hopkins when the GF gave $25M for Public Health research. Additional $ went to other parts of the university. As a philantropy, the GF is there with the best of them. His OS plans may be suspect, but not his humanitarian plans. Bill makes a difference. Do you?

  103. You gotta wonder... by Viper118 · · Score: 1

    OK, so he obviously has to go to the bathroom while up there. The question is, what does he do with it once he's done. :)

    Wouldn't that be a tale to tell. You're outside mowing your lawn. You start to hear the scream of an incoming object. You glance up just in time to be nailed in the face by...

  104. Re:Do something worthy, BG does! by conduit4 · · Score: 1

    I admit he does a lot of good things but its mostly because he legally has to and doesnt give much more than the law requires. (At least he used to. I havent kept up on that recently). Even though it is a considerable amount of money, I'm not complaining about it, just mentioning it.