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  1. Beam me up Scotty! on The Home-Built Dark Knight Batmobile · · Score: 1

    FTA

    Dullam has even been contacted by defense contractors about using their transparent aluminum in the windows.

    Obviously not the stuff made famous from Star Trek...Maybe Transparent Alumina or Aluminium Oxynitride.

  2. May not be from a meteor? on Giant Impact Crater Found In Australia · · Score: 1

    Maybe the impact crater is just the final resting place of Paul Hogan's acting career. Carbon dating would probably reveal around 2001.

  3. Re:Before sarcasm is toted around here... on Physicists Discover Universal "Wet-Dog Shake" Rule · · Score: 2, Funny

    I read that at first as "...us in the adult entertainment industry...".

    Must be a particularily (weird) subset of that industry for shaking wet dogs...

  4. Re:Lapdogs on Zuckerberg's Side of 'The Social Network' · · Score: 1

    They had it in an episode of CSI:NY. That's as close to a movie as it deserves.

  5. Doesn't matter! on Two-Photon Walk a Giant Leap For Quantum Computing · · Score: 1

    With your eyes open or closed, you're still in your parent's basement.

  6. Why? on Internet Access While Sailing? (Revisited) · · Score: 1

    Why now you are taking one of the most fulfilling passtimes, sailing, and combining with the exact opposite, your job! Combining these two will only result in sailing becoming as tedious as your job and your job now controlling every single part of your life.

    Methinks you should join the merchant marines.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Merchant_Marine/

  7. Huzzah! on Software Now Un-Patentable In New Zealand · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hopefully this marks the beginning of more like-mindedness thinking in other countries.

    There should be some ramifications to the ACTA kerfuffle, which is always welcome IMO.

  8. NV has it made until... on Nvidia's $200 GTX 460 Ups Bargain Performance · · Score: 2, Insightful

    AMD lowers their prices, which they can do quite easily.

  9. Don't wanna wreck the ending... on David X. Cohen Talks About Futurama's New Season · · Score: 1

    But everyone dies!

    In all seriousness, the first 2 episodes were quite funny and truly inspired.

  10. Vuvuzelas? on "Music" Of the Sun Recorded By Astronomers · · Score: 1

    If those blasted 14 cent plastic horns made from recycled appliance parts are considered "music", than everything is musical. Science OVAH!

  11. Great! on How To Destroy a Black Hole · · Score: 1

    Let's get started and throw Alaska into the black hole that is New Jersey!

  12. SMRT! on Does the Internet Make Humanity Smarter Or Dumber? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Being more informed and more aware doesn't really make us smarter or dumber, just more opionated.

  13. Re:"Faith Science Basis?" on Australian Schools To Teach Intelligent Design · · Score: 1

    Don't forget Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. May his noodly appendages bless all! That section could be taught by a bonafied pirate, since they're running out of places to practice piracy and all.

  14. Kdawnson! on Chinese Networking Vendor Huawei's Murky Ownership · · Score: 1

    All hail Kdawson, king of the bad summary. Usually they are just plain wrong, but this one is wrong, over-simplified and has poor grammar to boot.

    The trifecta of bad, KD! Don't quit your day job (unless this is your day job, then feel free to quit).

  15. Top Gear on New Speed Cameras Catch You From Space · · Score: 1

    I can hear the Clarkson rant in my head right now...the season opener will be a gooder.

  16. Duhhh! on Next Gen Intel CPUs Move To Yet Another Socket · · Score: 1

    Of course we all saw this coming. It's what Intel does time immemorial.

    I'm sure all the intel and AMD fanboys will do what they do. They chose their camp, now they gotta take their lumps.

  17. Blasphemous! on Ireland May Be Next To Censor the Internet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think that FSM and other "religions" that rely on the internet to "spread the good word" would be in all rights able to get this law struck down on some sort of trumped-up blasphemy charge.

  18. That's why... on Disputed Island Disappears Into Sea · · Score: 1

    We can't have pretty/shiny things.

  19. Tourette's Syndrome on Research Lets You Type Words By Thought Alone · · Score: 1

    This would be an interesting device indeed for those paralyzed with sudden, repetitive, stereotyped thoughts.

  20. Abused on Tax-Free IT Repairs Proposed For the UK · · Score: 1

    Oh how this could be abused to include TVs and VCRs and the whatnot. Abused in a good way that is.

  21. Re:the facts of the case on Sci-Fi Writer Peter Watts Convicted of Assault · · Score: 1

    I can't wait until the day karma comes and bites you in the ass for an even more trivial matter, and then you get the death penalty. Lot's of tears from me.

  22. Fo' Shizzle! on Drizzle's Future Moving To Rackspace? · · Score: 1, Funny

    --Insert Snoop Dogg line here--

  23. Re:Wonderful news on Bill Gates No Longer World's Richest Man · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well at least Detroit has south Detroit.

  24. Bill, look for the 500 million! on Bill Gates No Longer World's Richest Man · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sure he has 500 million in loose change lost in his couches.

  25. Nice! on European Parliament Declaring War Against ACTA · · Score: 2, Funny

    Could this be a sudden outbreak of common sense? News at 11...