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Why does AOC like lightning? She thinks someone is taking her picture. Why did it take AOC an hour to eat breakfast? Because the orange juice carton instructions said Concentrate ! ! What do you do if AOC throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her . How did AOC fall on the floor? She tripped over the cordless phone. Why did AOC climb the glass wall ? To see what was on the other side! Why did AOC go to the airport turn around and go home? Because she saw the sign that said “Airport Left”. Why can’t AOC dial 911? She can’t find the 11 on the phone!
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Why does AOC like lightning?
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She thinks someone is taking her picture.
Why did it take AOC an hour to eat breakfast?
Because the orange juice carton instructions said Concentrate ! !
What do you do if AOC throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back at her
How did AOC fall on the floor?
She tripped over the cordless phone.
Why did AOC climb the glass wall ?
To see what was on the other side!
Why did AOC go to the airport turn around and go home?
Because she saw the sign that said “Airport Left”.
Why can’t AOC dial 911?
She can’t find the 11 on the phone!
Why does AOC like lightning?
.
She thinks someone is taking her picture.
Why did it take AOC an hour to eat breakfast?
Because the orange juice carton instructions said Concentrate ! !
What do you do if AOC throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back at her
How did AOC fall on the floor?
She tripped over the cordless phone.
Why did AOC climb the glass wall ?
To see what was on the other side!
Why did AOC go to the airport turn around and go home?
Because she saw the sign that said “Airport Left”.
Why can’t AOC dial 911?
She can’t find the 11 on the phone!